Chapter 009: Two Squires
It's really not an easy thing to really travel far, don't forget that the distance you are preparing to be refuted by the two people who came to serve Mo Forget, not to mention the incompleteness, and also bought a lot of strange things for Mo Forget, if you don't use the purple card to consume, don't forget to be confused by this price. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Don't forget that there are a lot of things that need to be carried, and they are basically the highest-grade military supplies given by these two pairs of Lao Tzu and pure masters.
What multi-functional knives produced by the army, what special sunglasses for war, what lighters that can prevent wind, what outdoor multi-functional waterproof, dustproof and shock-resistant watches, what have aviation technology markers, what fireproof water, firewood, cough cough cough...... It's a mess of waterproof matches and so on, and piles of stuffed into the weight-bearing tights of the unforgettable space.
Don't forget that the weight on his body has directly increased countless times, and he almost crushed him directly to the ground with a great body, isn't it that even if he uses runes to strengthen his body, he will really have internal injuries at that time!
Glaring at the two attendants who were about to add some safflower oil and lighting headlamps to it, the two pure masters noticed that Mo Forget was very unhappy now, and glanced at each other helplessly, and they were finally sure that the true qi in Mo Forget's body was really so small! so little that they couldn't understand how it was so powerful before......
"There are a lot of things here that are not necessary, you have to take them out!" Mo Forget pointed to the space weight tights and said: "The binoculars and headlamps are completely unnecessary, I have good eyes, and a flashlight is enough." ”
"That's not good! no matter how good your eyes are, you can't ignore the role of binoculars and headlamps!" was immediately refuted, this headlamp or something, but he picked it out, and it cost a lot!
"Then you need to carry these two things. Don't forget to take out the headlamp and binoculars directly, stuff them into his hand as he spoke, and then look at the other person: "Walking sticks, gas canisters and stoves are completely unnecessary, we have cans to eat, compressed biscuits can be rescued, and other things can be solved on the spot." ”
"But I like to eat homemade ......" just said half a sentence, don't forget to throw away things like gas canisters, anyway, this is something he prepared on his own initiative, of course, it is better to bring it yourself.
"Replacement clothes should be left, waterproof bags should also be left, floor mats will also be used, water bottles, sleeping bags, tents need to be ......" Don't forget to start leaving the things you need in the salute, and throw the things you don't need to these two people called completely obedient to Mo Forget, in fact, they are the attendants who advocate their own ideas.
After more than three hours, it was finally almost sorted out, and after Mo Forget felt that the weight was right when he put on his clothes again, he began to check the news that Guanyin had given Mo Forget and asked him to go.
This kind of place to set off, of course, can't completely follow the route in Journey to the West, because Guanyin is to let Don't forget to walk around with the experience of Journey to the West, and many things in Journey to the West back then can now be regarded as things and people, for example, the place where Don't forget to go now is a small island country called Double Fork Island Country.
Don't forget to ask Guanyin why he went there, and Guanyin replied that the three little monsters on the Shuangcha Ridge back then, 1,600 years later, have already run to this Shuangbi island country, so the first step of Don't forget the westward journey is not to go west, but to take a plane to this small island country in the eastern ocean.
"The egg hurts so badly!" This is the feeling of Mo Forget, obviously he can directly fly to the west, but according to Guanyin, he has to experience all the things that originally happened in Journey to the West, and then take a plane to the west to learn the scriptures, the egg pain is not enough to explain Mo Forget's thoughts at that time.
"But it's not very difficult to just run once, why prepare something for hiking?" Mo Forget then asked: "Run all the places, according to the speed of the current means of transportation, it will be very fast, at most it will be a year to ......" Mo Forget felt that he had already seen through the truth of the matter.
"Well, it's not that simple. One of the attendants raised his hand and said to Mo Forget, "Don't forget that you must know that the world is not as truly unified as you imagined. ”
"What's going on? Isn't there only Huaxia on the world map?" Mo Forget to call up the map on his mobile phone, pointing to the red background of the whole world on the map, and the five shining stars under the background, when he first saw this map, Mo Forget's head reflected that he had seen a netizen spoof picture in a post bar.
"The Huaxia government once again declares that there is only one Huaxia in the whole world. It means that there is only one country in the whole world, and that country is China.
The world map of this world is very similar to the spoof map that I once saw over there, there is only one Huaxia in the whole world, and there is only one Huaxia! Every time I look at this, I am happy about it, and finally Nima doesn't need to learn bird language! Long live Mandarin!Long live!*★,°*:.☆\( ̄▽ ̄)/$:*.°★*。
"You zoom in here. The attendant pointed to a corner over there and said, "Magnify it a hundred times or so." As he spoke, he enlarged it by himself, and it was very easy to manipulate the map of Mo Forget's mobile phone to enlarge it.
"Huh?" a different color suddenly appeared on the map, which made Mo Forget stunned......
"We don't have the whole world together, and there are probably more than a hundred very small countries on the map. The attendant explained to Mo Forget.
"Those countries have not been unified for various reasons, either because they are kind to us, because they are against peace, or because they are against the yellow race, and the number is very small, but they do exist. ”
"This kind of country is not completely unified, and it will not be blocked......, right?"
"The land area of the world is about 149 million square kilometers, and we occupy more than 140 million square kilometers in China, and we definitely didn't send out an inch of 9.6 million square kilometers that originally belonged to us, and the website won't engage in those boring things!
The attendant nodded after finishing his digression, making sure that no one would be looking for trouble. (^-^) V
"Okay...... ╮(╯-╰)╭ "Don't forget that you can't find anything to refute anymore, Guanyin also said, what you need to do is to go to a place, do whatever you want, stay as long as you want, no matter what else, as long as you have been there, this is fine."
"It's just like a tour, or a public expense. Mo Forget felt that his idea was very good, nodded and continued to tidy up and salute, while tidying up the salute, just as Mo Forget didn't know, in more corners of this world, Guanyin was doing the work of cleaning up, huh...... The work of cleaning up the scum.
In the blood-broken sect, facing Guanyin holding a jade bottle, the people inside were trembling, and the head of the sect raised his sword and glared at Guanyin: "Guanyin Bodhisattva! Why do you want to destroy my sect?!"
"Olala-la-la. Guanyin Baoxiang was solemn, but his voice was not solemn at all, and he said with a smile: "See clearly, I just let your sect no longer continue to exist, but no one was killed from beginning to end......!"
"Nonsense! What I'm asking is why you want to destroy my thousand-year-old inheritance sect!" The head of the sect shouted angrily when he was already a little unable to hold his sword: "We think that we are worthy of heaven and earth!
"Hehe......" Guanyin smiled: "Worthy of heaven and earth? If you are worthy of heaven and earth and ancestors, I will be merciful and compassionate." "People who are really worthy of heaven and earth, she has no ability to resist, just like Tang Seng back then, just like Mo Forget, who met before, those people did things, although they could play in the pit, they couldn't do anything else to them.
"Aren't you Guanyin Bodhisattva the Great Compassion Guanyin Bodhisattva?!" the head felt that the other party was fooling himself.
"No, no, great compassion is just an ideal, if it is great compassion, I should not help the world and save people, because I can't guarantee that the people I have saved will not harm others in the future, if it is really great compassion, I should not eat, because rice is also a kind of life, if it is really great compassion, I should not breathe, because there are microorganisms in the air, and every time I breathe, I will kill countless microorganisms, and the so-called great compassion is just what you impose on me. ”
Guanyin's words are very simple and easy to understand, and they are also very able to make people think deeply, after thinking deeply, Guanyin is shot, and the entire sect began to collapse in the shock, accompanied by Guanyin's deep voice: "The matter of the double fork island country, I will treat it as a thing of the past, and the next time there is this thing, you will not even be able to enter the reincarnation!"
"The Twin Forks? ahem, ahem, what's going on there...... Huh?" "Just after thinking of what he might have offended this Guanyin Bodhisattva, a violent uncontrollable coughing sound came from the throat of the head of the sect, and the voice was also aging, and he couldn't help but look around, only to find that all the people who should have cultivated their longevity......
"My true anger...... Gone?" coughing, seeing that he was getting old rapidly in the mirror, the head of the sect only understood a little, while Guanyin destroyed their sect, why didn't he kill people but abolished their cultivation, it turned out that after abolishing cultivation, there was no true qi, that is, there was no longer a long life......
"Regret shouldn't be......" After aging rapidly, the head can only leave such a sentence, that is, death before the mirror, with infinite remorse, entered the path of reincarnation, and started from a canned pig, beef and horse meat in the next life......