Lu Zhuan Daojun hooked up the six-ring silver staff of the real person holding the law, broke it in two with a click, and threw it on the ground casually, saying: "This kind of rag can also be used as a treasure, it is better to go out with a burning stick." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

The real person who held the law was taken aback, and he couldn't imagine that the Hundred Refining Staff taught by the Dao Monarch would be easily broken by him like breaking chopsticks!

With a wave of his hand, the clothes on the Zhilu Zhenren and his two disciples instantly turned to ashes and disappeared with the wind. The three of them became naked, and the bald man and the bald short and fat man each had a line of black handwriting on their backs.

On the back of the bald man is written: The sunset is fragrant, except for the mortal heart.

The Humpty Dumpty man wrote on his back: The fire has been extinguished, and he has long intended to stand by the horse.

Lu Jian Daojun asked, "Little Sect Master, can you guess what two words are the answer to this word puzzle?"

Su Ji had already guessed it at a glance, and couldn't help but smile: "Hey, you're a bit too much." ”

Lu Jian Daojun said disappreliantly: "Hmph, when they wanted to kill you just now, they didn't think too much. ”

Looking at the anagram on the backs of the two doormen, Yu Han asked puzzledly, "What are these two words?"

Lu Zhuan Daojun pointed at the real person who held the law and shouted: "You remove the two hands from your chest for Lao Tzu!"

The real person turned around, slowly stretched out his arms, and saw two words written on his chest: "Bald donkey!"

Yu Han looked at the answer to the riddle and suddenly realized: "The word 'incense' minus the word 'day' is the word 'he', the word 'fan' minus a point is 'several', and the addition of the word 'furnace' is 'hu', and the word 'horse' is 'donkey'! haha! wonderful! wonderful!"

Everyone couldn't help laughing, and they covered their mouths and laughed one by one.

Only Su Ji couldn't laugh alone. If it had been before, he would have laughed with everyone. However, now that he thinks that when the Western Sect settles accounts after the autumn, he first has to find himself, the sect leader, and he is full of complaints, every time this Lu Jian Daojun solves a trouble, he will cause a bigger trouble.

Lu Jian Daojun turned his head to stare at the real person and his two disciples, and said with a smile: "I won't kill you, you can't say it?"

The true person and the two disciples bowed again and again: "Thank you for not killing!"

Lu Jian Daojun waved his hand, "Get out." ”

The three of them were naked, and fled wildly.

Jingyang worshiped Xie Suji and others, held Zhu Gangguan in his arms, and returned to Kunlun Mountain with Yunyi to recover his life.

After the two left, Yu Han glanced back in the direction of the palace, and said anxiously: "Third Senior Brother, I have to go back to Senior Sister quickly, otherwise once your little cousin meets Senior Sister in the palace, she will be in big trouble." ”

Su Ji hesitated for a moment, took off the jade pendant around his neck, handed it to Yu Han and said, "As long as you bring it, my cousin can easily find you." Lord Bao Jue's affairs, please worry about it more. As for the cousin...... The eldest lady has a very strong temper. Between her and her senior sister, I want you to deal with it a lot. ”

Yu Han's face was embarrassed and sighed: "You also know Senior Sister's temper. As the saying goes, one mountain cannot tolerate two tigers. When two women meet together, they will inevitably fight to the death. I can only promise you...... Do your best. ”

Seeing Yu Han's carriage disappear from sight, Su Ji turned his head and asked Lu Jian Daojun, "Can Jin Zhen and Yin Lin be found?"

Lu Zhuan Daojun said: "They are all looking at the immortal tower, with the little centipede and the dragon beard tiger. ”

When the two of them came to Wangxian Tower, they saw the four-armed gambler and the two-headed god general, kneeling on the left and right sides of the door of the building, respectively, and when they saw Su Ji and Lu Zhuan Daojun coming back, they hurriedly kowtowed and pleaded:

"Big brother, little brother, I'm sorry for you."

Su Ji asked, "If you have something to say slowly, what happened?"

The four-armed gambler and the two-headed god were divided, as if they had a thousand words, and in a hurry, their tongues were knotted, and they couldn't even say a word.

At this time, Yuan Sheng walked out of the building and said, "Master, two monsters suddenly came just now and captured the Dragon Whisker Tiger and the Hundred Eyes Demon Lord. Sister Jin Zhen and Brother Yinlin waited for them to leave, and secretly chased after them. ”

Lu Zhuan Daojun slapped his thigh and said angrily: "How can this be reasonable! This is the person who ate the heart of a bear and a leopard gall, and dared to rob me in broad daylight?"

Su Ji looked at the four arms of the four-armed gambler, as well as the two heads of the two-headed god general, and said suspiciously: "Are you sure those two monsters are not the two of you?"

The four-armed gambler waved his four arms and hurriedly said, "It's not us! We look strange, but we are human." But those two are real monsters that are like fakes, one with a deer head, one with a sheep's head, and one with a tiger's head.

Lu Zhuan Daojun lifted the neck of the two-headed god with one hand and shouted: "I think you are tired of living! You dare to lie to grandpa me! But a monster with the head of a mortal human beast has only been cultivated for a thousand years, how can it be the opponent of the little centipede and the dragon bearded tiger?"

Taiyin said: "Although the dragon beard tiger has lost a few wisps of soul, he is still a star monarch who has become holy in the flesh; With only three half-human, half-beast minions, they are definitely no match for the two of them. ”

The two-headed god pinched one head to the point of foaming at the mouth, and the other head said: "The three of them really can't defeat the Dragon Whisker Tiger and the Hundred Eyes Demon Lord, but they can't stop them from having magic weapons!"

"What magic weapon?" asked Su Ji.

The four-armed gambler said: "A square white handkerchief, which can summon the Yellow Turban Warrior, and can also take people in!" The Hundred Eyes Demon Lord also helped stop it for a while, but it was not an opponent at all, and they were all taken away by the baby handkerchief. ”

"You said that the three monsters used a mere handkerchief to take away the Dragon Whisker Tiger and the Hundred Eyes Demon Lord?"

Taiyin's words changed sharply, and he muttered: "Isn't it the gossip dragon beard?"

"Long Xupa?" Lu Jian Daojun was slightly stunned, "What are you talking about, the treasure of the Shiji Demon Maiden?"

Taiyin said: "If it's a gossip dragon whisker, then it's more than enough." ”

Shiji was originally a colorful spirit stone of Nuwa to mend the sky, born outside the Xuanhuang of heaven and earth, after the earth, water, fire and wind, refined into a spirit, with high mana, and once surrendered Qingluan as a mount. At that time, the third prince of Nezha was defeated by him and fled to Taiyi Zhenren. During Shiji's pursuit, he was burned alive by Taiyi Zhenren with a Nine Dragons Divine Fire Cover. Shiji's gossip dragon beard has the treasure of Kanli Zhendu, which is all-encompassing treasure. ”

The two-headed god general said: "It's useless for us to catch them, even if we are useful, with the current cultivation of the two of us, even if we have that heart, we don't have that ability!"

The four-armed gambler pointed at Yuan Sheng and said, "This little young master can testify! Everything we said is true, and there is no half-truth!"

Yuan Sheng nodded at Su Ji.

Su Ji asked, "Why did they arrest the Dragon Whisker Tiger and the Hundred Eyes Demon Lord?"

Yuan Sheng said: "Actually, the main thing those three monsters want to catch is the dragon beard tiger. I heard what they were going to attend...... The Hundred Immortals feasted, and said that they would bring the dragon beard tiger back to the king to make soup!"

"Hundred Immortal Banquet?" Su Ji and Lu Jian Daojun glanced at each other, "Could it be that it is the same as the Banquet of the Queen Mother of the West, a banquet for the immortals?"

Ehime interjected, "We know that the Hundred Immortals Feast! ”

Qin Ji said: "It is said that it is a feast of hundred immortals, but in fact, none of the people who went to the banquet were real immortals, all of them were demons and monsters from all walks of life. ”

Maihime said: "Only the most powerful demons in the world can participate, and little goblins like us are not even qualified to go to the banquet." ”

Su Ji secretly thought that the so-called "Hundred Immortals Banquet" was actually the "Hundred Demons Banquet", since it was the most powerful demon gathering, maybe Qingli would also be present at the banquet at that time, just to take revenge together.

Lu Jian Daojun closed his eyes for a moment, and through the spell on the Hundred Eyes Demon Monarch, he quickly found his location, and suddenly opened his eyes and said, "It turns out that these monsters have been hiding in that kind of place for thousands of years. No wonder Lao Tzu couldn't find any of them...... Let's go!"