Chapter 101: Is This True?
The table is served, the cup is pushed, the cup is changed, the conversation and laughter are lively, and the wine is over three rounds.
Wu Yong loves to drink heavily, and when he came up, he first poured himself a large jar, this is the first-class immortal banquet that Duan Shishi got from his master and mother, the aroma is mellow, and the strength is also very big, and after a while, Wu Yong lay on the table with a red face, and it is estimated that he has climbed under the table at this time.
This freak usually doesn't say anything, and he picks fault with a prickly mouth, but he didn't expect to drink too much wine but it was quite good, and he slept without saying anything or making trouble. Geniuses, it's normal for most of them to have extreme personalities, and most of them are not strong enough to drink, and this kind of alcoholic is still rare.
Xiao He saw him shrink under the table, so he stood up, helped Wu Yong, and secured him on his bed. Wu Yong looked pained, I don't know if he was confused and unconscious or deliberately, he actually pushed Xiao He and asked him to stay away from him, and then climbed onto his bed with his hands and feet, and wrapped Xiao He's quilt on his body, looking like a fat silkworm baby.
Xiao He smiled helplessly. This guy, when I first met, I actually didn't have a very good impression on him, I always felt a little arrogant and-for-tat, but after getting along for a long time, I found that he was a very simple person, and he didn't have too many eyes. However, he is always mysterious and secretive, and he likes to observe others, and it is not excluded that he is too lazy to play tricks with people. After all, it's a person who doesn't have much pursuit, and the ancestors also said, the wall is thousands of people, and if there is no desire, this kind of desireless guy is the most terrible, and now he looks harmless to people and animals just because he doesn't have anything to want, if he has what he wants, he has this extreme character, and it is very likely that he will fight for the size of the bloody fish and the net will be broken.
Standing beside his bed, watching Wu Yong sleep with his quilt covered without any scruples, Xiao He sighed.
Looking back, Duan 14 was also drunk, and confessed to Tang Rourou with the strength of the wine, Tang Rourou didn't drink, and saw Duan 14's stupid appearance with a flushed face, although he pretended to be angry, but he didn't turn around, his eyes were red although he was staring elsewhere, as if he had given Duan 14 a chance to tell his heart. But Duan Fourteen was so bent that he couldn't say it clearly, and he accidentally said the wrong thing, so angry that Tang Rourou stomped her feet, stood up and was about to go out.
Seeing this, Xiao He hurriedly stopped, Tang Rourou was not easy to attack, sat down angrily, just ate vegetables, and ignored Duan Fourteen anymore.
Xiao He saw that Duan Shishi, who couldn't coax the girl, messed up again, and wasted a good opportunity in vain, so he hurriedly stepped forward to play a round, wanting to say something, but seeing that Tang Rourou was angry, he thought that if he said too much, he would lose, so it was better to divert the topic. So he secretly kicked Duan Fourteen's ass under the table, motioning for him to get up and sit down at the table. Duan Fourteen was drunk, his mind was not clear, and he turned around and opened his mouth to say, "Senior brother, what are you kicking me for?"
Xiao He quickly glanced at Tang Rourou, thinking that this is not stingy, she is very clever at any time, and when she saw Rourou, her IQ immediately degenerated into paramecium, so she pretended to joke and said embarrassedly: "Senior brother can't kick you?"
Duan Fourteen was drunk and said slowly: "Senior brother can kick if he wants, but you have to ask Rourou." ”
"Why?"
"Because my ass is exclusive to Rourou. He laughed silly.
Tang Rourou was drinking water, her face was red, she almost didn't choke, seeing Duan Shishi was stunned and drunk, angry and funny, pretending to be angry and said, "Phew! Who wants to kick your rotten ass." Then he couldn't hold it back, raised his eyebrows, and revealed a smile.
Xiao He couldn't cry or laugh: "Okay, hurry up, what does the big man look like when he squats on the ground." ”
Duan Shishi was stunned, and he smiled and stroked the back of his head with his palm.
He staggered to his feet, as if he felt a little thirsty or something, propped up the table and swept around with his hazy drunken eyes, slowly stretched out his hand, crossed the table, and finally grabbed a wine jug in front of Fang Cai Wu Yong. As if he had gotten some treasure, he held the wine jug and smirked, and finally sat heavily on the chair, as if he was going to collapse the chair, Xiao He felt sorry for his chair and wanted to open his mouth to say about him, but he saw Duan Shishi pouting his neck and pouring wine, helpless how hard he tried, but he didn't see a drop of wine slipping from the jug, he shook his head, and felt that the scene in front of him seemed a little familiar.
poured it down, Duan Shifu put down the wine glass helplessly, and scolded Wu Yong in a low voice for not keeping any of this bastard for himself, Wu Yong was sleeping soundly over there, twisting his waist and turning over, which was regarded as a response.
"Fuck, this time go back to the mortal world, get the city of moon and see if you can buy two pots of true immortal wine and try it.......," Duan Shishi muttered and said. When Xiao He heard this, he smiled helplessly, Duan Shishi was afraid that he didn't know the power of this true immortal wine, and he was drunk and unconscious after drinking only one glass, but he didn't rule out the possibility that he was weak.
But Tang Rourou was suddenly very excited when she heard this, her eyes lit up, and she grabbed Duan Fourteen: "Are you going to the mortal world?" Duan Fourteen was so frightened when he saw Tang Rourou's reaction that he woke up half of the wine directly, and waved his hand again and again and said not to go, just kidding. He reacted like he had missed something, and he looked like he wanted to slap himself twice.
Xiao He was curious, but he didn't say anything, and saw how Tang Rourou reacted.
Tang Rourou immediately pulled her face down, pinched Duan Fourteen's arm, and stared at Duan Fourteen with an unhappy look and didn't speak. Duan 14 couldn't stand Tang Rourou's reaction the most, his heart was so weak that he was dying at the moment, his eyes were fluttering but he pretended to be calm, and he went around in circles and said big words: "That, what, it's that the Western Buddhist delegation is coming, isn't this going to be the 32nd Buddhist and Taoist Exchange Forum, my wife sent me to purchase some related things, I just pushed it off, I won't go, I want to ...... with Senior Brother Xiao." Belch...... Discussing Taoism—" The more he spoke, the more flustered he became, his words incoherent, and his coldness was cold. said that he hurriedly skimmed Xiao He with his eyes. Xiao He sighed, and sure enough, this Tang Rourou was his weakness. It's useless, stop struggling.
Tang Rourou watched his performance, narrowed her eyes, and snorted coldly: "Make it up, continue to make it." ”
Duan Shifu seemed to be pierced by an arrow, smiled awkwardly, and continued to make excuses: "I, I don't have it! I don't believe you ask the peak master, the exchange venue is located in our Xiaoqingluan Peak, and the empty rooms are ready." ”
Tang Rourou squeezed his hand and continued to exert force, pursed her small mouth, a pair of originally breathtaking water-cutting autumn pupils I don't know if it was intentional, it didn't take long to be filled with Chu Chu's moving teardrops, spinning around, extremely heart-wrenching: "You go to the mortal world to play—you don't take me—"
Xiao He secretly thought, it's over, it's over.
Duan Fourteen couldn't see Tang Rourou crying the most, and hurriedly went up to coax with a soft voice: "Rourou, it's not that I don't take you, but your father Tang Feng Lord won't let us take you to the mortal world....... you..... have you forgotten what happened last time you went." ”
Tang Rourou turned her head angrily, and continued to be coquettish and tricky: "I don't care, I don't care!"
Xiao He had heard of this matter. Last time, Tang Rourou sneaked into the mortal world to play, and saw a cute little monkey being called around to perform a show and abused, and at the moment the sympathy was overflowing, saying that she wanted to save the little monkey alive and dead, and wanted to pay for it, but the unscrupulous merchant asked for a sky-high price, Tang Rourou directly used fairy magic to turn a meal of stinky dog shit into a banknote in exchange for a monkey.
After Tang Yiyan learned about this matter, he almost turned his back on his anger, saying that how can an immortal cultivator use the immortal method to do something to deceive the people! This is to add karma to you! Fortunately, I didn't let any of the patrolling Tianyan inspectors see it, otherwise a report will be sent to the fairy court, and it will not be too much to punish you for ten years!
Tang Rourou couldn't say a few words, this time he could completely provoke Tang Feng's master, so he didn't slap his daughter with his hand, he was angry and suffocated, this is a matter of principle! The immortal law clearly stipulates that in the mortal world, you can't use immortal magic to deceive the masses and seek personal interests, you ..... you stinky girl!
Duan 14 saw Tang Rourou's tears in her eyes, she was so distressed that she couldn't do it, she pulled her hand, but she was thrown away, Tang Rourou complained and said aggrievedly: "Tang Yiyan bullied me, and you bullied me too...... It seems that I'm just a bullied, forget about me...... If you don't go, don't go. Tang Rourou was so angry that she directly called her father Tang Yiyan, I am afraid that only she Tang Rourou dared to call her so in this little Qingluan Peak. Really, what did you do wrong in the first place? Why do you punish yourself for not being allowed to go out?
Seeing Tang Rourou's reaction, Duan 14 glanced at Xiao He and said tentatively, "..... this is serious?"
Tang Rourou snorted and replied weakly, "Seriously." ”