Chapter 55: Who Am I, Where Am I? (2)
"I know, I'll be right there. Putting away the jade plaque, the middle-aged officer frowned and walked quickly towards the elevator.
Ten minutes later, he sat at his desk and looked suspiciously at five or six soldiers a few steps away, as well as two scientific researchers in white coats.
"What kind of unlucky guy is it that provokes so many people to sue together? Even the people from the scientific research department are here?" The middle-aged officer was curious, leaned on the leather chair, and glanced at everyone: "Say? What is the matter?"
"I'm going to sue the cleaner Li Xing!" everyone spoke in unison as if they had made an appointment.
"Li Xing?" When the middle-aged officer heard this name, he faintly felt familiar, raised his hand and pressed it on the light screen of the desk a few times, and he said to the young officer who saluted on the screen: "Call Li Xing over!"
"Yes, sir!" the bearded man replied loudly, and soon, Liu Xiu pushed open the office door and walked in, as soon as he entered, he saluted the middle-aged officer: "Cleaning soldier 0013!
The middle-aged officer looked at Liu Xiu in surprise, nodded with a smile, and then said to the angry people in the room: "What do you say?"
"Sir!"
The Xuankong monk, who was wearing a white coat and goggles, pointed at Liu Xiu and said angrily: "The poor monk wants to sue him! Yesterday, when the old man asked him to draw my portrait......! He drew me an ass!"
He took out a drawing of two halves of the buttocks from his bosom and showed it to everyone, and he said angrily: "Look! He thinks that with his eyes and nose he is not an ass!"
"Let the poor nun take a look!" Next to him, the old nun, who was also wearing a white coat and goggles, leaned in front of the paper and said in surprise: "It's really an ass......!" Excited!"
"This isn't an ass!" Liu Xiu explained, "This is your face! ”
"It's still true!" The middle-aged officer stretched out his head, compared half of the butt on the drawing with Xuankong, and said in shock: "Sure enough, it looks like it! This is you without goggles!
"What!" Xuankong was stunned, took off his goggles, took out a small mirror from his arms, compared the drawings with his face, suddenly widened his eyes, and said in shock: "It's really the same!"
Turning his head sideways to face Liu Xiu, he said, "I'm sorry, Xiao Li, I misunderstood you!"
When Liu Xiu heard this, he grinned and showed a row of white teeth, and said with a smile: "It's okay, I'm often misunderstood." ”
"Since this matter is a misunderstanding, then I will rest assured!" said the middle-aged officer, his eyes glancing at the old nun in white and saying, "Dr. Wang, what do you want to sue Li Xing?"
When the old nun heard this, his eyebrows raised angrily, and he glared at Liu Xiu with hatred: "The poor nun wants to sue him!
"What!" Everyone was shocked, and the middle-aged officer was even more shocked, sabotaging scientific research is not a trivial matter! If you don't get it right, you will go to prison!
Thinking of this, he glanced at the stunned Liu Xiu, swallowed with difficulty and said, "Wang...... Dr. Wang, what are you going to sue Li Xing?"
"Poor Ni is researching a new genetic creature!" Old Ni proudly stood tall and said proudly: "Poor Ni has discovered! Put the male dragon and the female dragon together!
"What magical effect?" said Xuankong in confusion.
"Lay eggs!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone in the room fell down in unison.
"This ...... It doesn't seem like anything, right?" The middle-aged officer got up from the ground, straightened his crooked military hat, and said in surprise: "What happened later?"
"Later......" Lao Ni's eyes narrowed, stared at Liu Xiu viciously, raised his hand and pointed at him and said: "Later, he put a male dragon and a few female dragons together!, and as a result, he gave birth to a basket of dragon eggs!" She said this, her face turned blue, and she said disgustedly: "Poor Ni...... Poor ...... I vomited after eating!"
"If you can't finish eating, you can send it to the researchers!" Xuankong interjected, pointing to himself, "It's like, I'm a Frankenstein! As long as you give me those dragon eggs, I'll definitely ...... them Finish eating!"
After a pause, he was afraid that Lao Ni would not believe it, and said: "The plates are all licked clean! There is not even any scum left!"
"One hundred system points!" Lao Ni squinted at Xuankong and said flatly.
"Hmph, who wants it so high!" Xuankong said disdainfully.
"Poor Ni will give you a seven-percent discount!" Lao Ni held up a finger, "Three hundred system points!"
"Deal!" Xuankong was silent on the surface, secretly happy in his heart.
"Since that's the case, then there's nothing to do with Li Xing!" the middle-aged officer breathed a sigh of relief, and turned his head to look at the few female soldiers standing on the left, "What about you? What do you want to sue Li Xing?"
A sturdy female soldier with a ponytail, green trousers, and green short sleeves looked at Liu Xiu with an unkind face and said, "We want to sue him for trespassing in the women's toilet!"
Xuankong next to him interjected: "He is a cleaner, and there is nothing unreasonable about entering the women's toilet!"
"Not bad!" the middle-aged officer nodded slowly.
Seeing that her boss was favoritic, the sturdy female soldier immediately pointed at Liu Xiu angrily and said, "He trespassed into the women's toilet without knocking on the door!"
"Hmm......" When the middle-aged officer heard this, he looked at Liu Xiu and said, "Li Xing, why didn't you knock on the door when you entered the women's toilet?"
"I'll come out and knock again. Liu Xiu said calmly.
"So it seems ......," the middle-aged officer said to several female soldiers, "he knocked on the door, but you heard it late." ”
"Sir!"
When the female soldier heard this, she immediately became anxious, pointed at Liu Xiu and said, "More than that......! Before he broke into the bathroom, he didn't give any hint and just broke in! And told us to leave in front of us! This is unreasonable!"
"It's quite unreasonable. The middle-aged officer said solemnly: "Li Xing, why did you notify them after you broke into the bathroom?"
"How can you inform them if you don't have them in front of them?" Liu Xiu wondered.
"You can shout outside!" said a female soldier indignantly.
"Outside, how can you hear clearly inside!" Xuankong pursed his lips and proudly said: "The closer the voice, the clearer you can hear, this is the law of science, and it is absolutely unquestionable!"
"Hmm...... It makes sense!" The middle-aged officer nodded, interrupted several female soldiers who wanted to open their mouths to speak, and turned their heads sideways to Liu Xiu: "Li Xing, since they said that your notification method is unreasonable, then you will attach it to their ears next time, and it will be okay!"
"Yes, sir!" Liu Xiu immediately straightened his chest and saluted.
"No!" The sturdy female soldier was anxious, looked at the middle-aged officer solemnly and said, "Sir, please allow me to represent the female barracks and fight Li Xing alone! If he wins, this matter will be over! If I win, he will not be allowed to appear in the bathroom in the future!"
"Are you sure you want to do this?" the middle-aged officer wondered: "It's not that I look down on you, Li Xing, he was a Jiupin master half a year ago! Even if you are now, you may not be able to beat him on a mecha!" Are you sure you want to do this?"
"What!Nine Rank Masters?" The female soldiers looked at Liu Xiu in surprise, the five masters were strong at the rank of captain, and the highest of these recruits was only the fifth grade.
A cleaner who is not even a first-class soldier is actually a master of the ninth grade? This is too much to bury talents!
All the female soldiers were shocked by Liu Xiu's grade, and they all looked at him intently, and the sturdy female soldier who wanted to fight him alone suddenly stammered when she heard the words of her boss, "I...... I'm going to fight him!"
"Wen Dou?" Xuankong leaned over and asked, "Thirty-six thousand five hundred minus two, three, four, five, what is equal?"
"Three!" the old nun instantly stuck his head over and grinned.
"Hmph!" Xuankong snorted coldly, raised his hand and pushed away Lao Ni's head, "Don't interject if you know the answer!
"Dr. Wang!" The middle-aged officer was displeased and said, "We are all doctors, we must know how to be restrained! Don't crush the juniors at every turn, we should give the young people a little more chance!"
"Poor nuns don't mean it, they just say it by reflex! This is a common problem for our scientific doctors. Lao Ni muttered quietly, and then said to the middle-aged officer, "Poor Ni knows." ”