Jiang Han couldn't help but smile when he heard him say this, it seems that the old madman left a very deep memory for this pair of lewd thieves and apprentices, but it is no wonder that any man who is beaten by someone with a broken child and a flying egg will have a very deep memory. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Looking at the nervous and somewhat distorted face of the jade-faced Langjun, Jiang Han was happy. opened his mouth and said to the jade-faced Langjun: "The dragon gives birth to the dragon and the phoenix gives birth to the phoenix, this old lewd thief has to teach a little prostitute, right? It seems that my master's kick back then was not ruthless enough, so let me give you a longer memory today, just let you be like your master, you can only think about it in this life." ”

Speaking of this, Jiang Han's face was a little strange, and then he said: "Actually, I'm quite curious, how did your master pee after the chicken and egg were beaten, it couldn't be from his mouth, right? I said jade-faced lewd thief, your master's old whore won't let shit and urine suffocate to death, right? Wait a minute, I will beat you into a yin and yang person, I have to see how you suffocate urine, ahhahahaha" After saying this, Jiang Han couldn't help it anymore, holding his stomach and smiling, he leaned forward and back, tears flowed, and his mouth was almost grinning to the root of his ears.

When the jade-faced Langjun heard Jiang Han humiliate his master like this, his face was red and white. He is angry and scared now, angry that Jiang Han's master and apprentice are also ruthless, and when he comes up, it is a trick to cut off his children and grandchildren, and he humiliates his master and apprentice so much. I'm afraid that this little madman's martial arts are so powerful, and he knows that he is not an opponent with that kick just now, if he doesn't want to find a way, it will be difficult for him to escape the fate of chicken and egg beating today.

Seeing Jiang Hanxiao's arrogance, Yumian Langjun felt that the opportunity had come. Although this little madman has good martial arts, but he is inexperienced in the rivers and lakes, and he even shows flaws all over his body when facing the enemy, why don't I sneak attack him now, if I hurt him, then I can take the opportunity to escape, if he is killed by a knife, hehe, the little beauty is still mine.

Thinking of this, the jade-faced Langjun kicked the ground with both feet, and his body shot at Jiang Han like an antelope, don't look at this lewd thief's martial arts are indeed commonplace, but the light skills are really good, otherwise how to climb over the wall and fly over the eaves to the wall with the eldest girl and little daughter-in-law.

In the blink of an eye, the jade-faced Langjun came to Jiang Han's eyes, and seeing that Jiang Han was still immersed in the fantasy of the yin and yang, the jade-faced Langjun couldn't help but show a sneer, and the short knife in his right hand stabbed Jiang Han's chest.

Even at this time, the jade-faced Langjun was still very calm, he did not choose a neck that could be killed with one blow, but chose a chest that was larger and more difficult to dodge, that is, he was afraid of Jiang Han's martial arts, even if he didn't kill this little madman, as long as he stabbed him, it was enough for him to escape.

Seeing that his knife was getting closer and closer to Jiang Han's chest, Jiang Han still didn't have any reaction, and the jade-faced Langjun began to feel that he was a little too cautious, this little madman was a two hundred and five at all, as long as this knife solved him, the little beauty in the underground was not left to play with himself. Thinking of this, the jade-faced Langjun couldn't help but show a lewd smile, as if he saw the little girl beckoning to him.

Just when he was obscene, Jiang Han on the other side suddenly raised his head, where was there a trace of a smile on his face, and when the jade-faced Langjun saw this, he shouted in his heart: "It's not good, this little madman is afraid that the sky is too dark, if I hide in the woods, he won't be able to find it, and he deliberately pretends to be crazy and stupid here to show his flaws and lure me into the bait!"

But it was too late, the jade-faced Langjun used his old moves, and he couldn't catch the tricks, so he threw himself straight into Jiang Han's arms.

I saw Jiang Han clenching his fist with his right hand, carrying the strength of the buffalo, and smashing it on the right arm of the jade-faced Langjun with one punch, only to hear a tooth-aching sound of bones shattering, and the bones of the jade-faced Langjun's right arm were all shattered, and the short knife in his hand flew out three or four feet away, and fell to the ground with a bang.

Jiang Han saw that he had succeeded in the blow, and he didn't want to give the jade-faced Langjun a chance to breathe, so he immediately took advantage of the situation to pursue, raised a foot and pushed towards the crotch of the jade-faced Langjun, wanting to completely abolish this flower-picking thief with one move.

The jade-faced Langjun is also not good, seeing this foot flying, he was so frightened that his soul flew away, he endured the pain in his right arm, and reluctantly twisted his body, this foot was just on the crotch along the thigh, and directly kicked the jade-faced Langjun up more than a foot high, and fell to the ground with a pop, and passed out without snorting.

Jiang Han was slightly relieved to see that he had solved the jade-faced Langjun, and he couldn't scrap his tools when he was fighting, at this time Jiang Han was embarrassed to go over to a half-dead person and make another move to steal peaches, so he could only hand him over to the people of the militia for a while, and see which yamen he would send to tomorrow and hand it over to the yamen for disposal.

Thinking of this, he decided to wake up Xiaoya first. I don't know what kind of drug this jade-faced Langjun used to numb Xiaoya, but this guy should have an antidote.

Thinking of this, Jiang Han lowered his head and picked up the clothes that the jade-faced Langjun threw on the ground, and began to turn them inside, and after a while, he turned out more than a dozen small bottles, each bottle was written with small characters in cinnabar, what a stick, Optimus Prime, tumbler, at a glance, he knew that it was for men to eat, and the angry Jiang Han really wanted to praise him: "You can't do it like this and insist on picking flowers, you really do a line of love." ”

flipped to the last bottle and found that it said "Immortal Sleep", Jiang Han estimated that this was the drug that fascinated Xiaoya, this belongs to himself, maybe he will use it one day.

After looking for a long time, Jiang Han found out that this product didn't have an antidote at all, and God knows when the little girl will wake up.

was in a hurry, when I heard the little girl lying on the ground snort and slowly opened her eyes.

As soon as she opened her eyes, Xiaoya felt very strange, wasn't she at home, there were so many trees around here, and there was a man standing in front of her, holding a piece of clothes that had been taken off and turning over something. Immediately, I realized that I had met the flower thief mentioned in the notice!

Frightened, Xiaoya suddenly shouted, "Ah", covered her chest with both hands, and shrank back desperately.

Jiang Han, who was flipping through the antidote, saw that Xiaoya woke up, and was just about to comfort her, but he didn't know Xiaoya's voice, which scared him, and the things and clothes in his hand didn't hold it at once, and fell to the ground.

The little girl saw the clothes and small bottles that fell on the ground at a glance, and screamed even louder: "Adulter, what are you going to do, I, even if I die, I will not let you tarnish your innocence!"

After saying that, he struggled to get up and was about to hit the big tree next to him, but before he could run two steps, his legs were weak and he fell to the ground again.

When he tossed like this, Jiang Han's face was red and white, and he was very embarrassed. Hurriedly squatted down and explained with a smile: "Little girl, you see it's me, the thief is there, and I've been knocked unconscious, this is the thief's clothes." ”

Xiaoya took a closer look and recognized him, isn't this the frivolous boy who stares at him every time he goes to his butcher's shop, but he shouldn't be a thief. But looking at his embarrassed smile, he always felt like a big bad wolf flickering the little white rabbit, and his body subconsciously shrank back.

Jiang Han was even more embarrassed at this time, it seemed that the impression he left on Xiaoya was not very good, so he hurriedly raised his hand and pointed to the side.

Xiaoya followed the direction of Jiang Han's finger and looked at the letter suspiciously, and sure enough, there was a person with a red stripe and only one pair of pants lying on the ground like a dead dog, so frightened that the little girl screamed, hid beside Jiang Han, and grabbed Jiang Han's arm tightly with both hands.

Jiang Han saw that the little girl who usually blushed at a glance actually took the initiative to run to his side, and two fleshy little hands grabbed his arm, which made his heart itch even more. A sense of pride suddenly came to his face, patting his somewhat thin chest and making a bump.

"Little girl, don't be afraid, the thief has been subdued by me, if it weren't for his luck, I would have abolished his tools on the spot. ”

Xiaoya froze slightly, as if she understood what he meant, and her two fleshy little fists kept hammering Jiang Han's arm: "Don't talk about these shameful things, hey, people don't have the face to see people." After speaking, like a little quail, he buried his head, too ashamed to look at Jiang Han.

Jiang Han saw that he blushed with shame and was playful, so he was ready to tease her. I saw him take out the meat cleaver and stuff it into Xiaoya's hand: "Take it, you go and chop off his crime tools yourself to relieve your hatred." ”

After saying that, he didn't have a faceless face, hehehe, he laughed a few times.