There was no way to fight back.

Song Hao hated him for being vicious, and greeted him in the face with one punch after another.

Elder Lu was originally dressed as a fairy, and he had the bearing of a worldly master, but at this moment, he was beaten by a fat meal, and he was pig-headed in seconds.

Both cheeks are swollen and tall, and it looks like a particularly fat monkey buttocks, with huge panda eyes, like that, it looks miserable, funny, and screams non-stop.

"Stop, stop, stop!"

"Don't fight, okay. ”

"Hit me again, hit me again, turn my face. ”

"Little brother, I was wrong, let's discuss, it's okay to hit someone without slapping his face. ”

......

Elder Lu was still talking at first, but it soon turned into begging for mercy.

Although he felt that the other party was not murderous, it really hurt to punch down his already swollen face with such a punch, okay?

Of course, he also understood why the other party was so angry.

Speaking of which, it's all curiosity that kills cats.

If at the beginning, if you didn't die, you had to look at the other party's appearance, but obediently returned the instant noodles to him, wouldn't everything be fine?

There will be no tragic end now.

Alas, regret not at the beginning.

What's the use of saying all of this now?

Wait, it makes sense, as the saying goes, it's not too late to make amends.

The origin of this thing is instant noodles.

Although I don't know why the other party is so obsessed with some instant noodles, if I can obediently return the instant noodles at this time, maybe when the other party is happy, he will turn his anger into joy and let himself go.

It is said that at the moment when a person is on the line of life and death, his head will become very flexible, and Elder Lu is not so miserable at this time, but he doesn't want to be treated as a human flesh sandbag and practice boxing here.

The key is that the other party is happy to do it, but it looks like his physical strength is very good.

In case he becomes addicted to practice as soon as he practices, he will beat himself violently for seven or eight hours...... Don't, Elder Lu was so frightened at the thought of this possibility that he didn't want to become the biggest pig's head in the world.

The future is extremely bleak, so he can only bet that the 100,000 packs of instant noodles have a huge attraction to the other party.

Otherwise, I will really be doomed today...... As soon as he thought of this possibility, Elder Lu wanted to cry.

With his age, he naturally knows that the rivers and lakes are sinister, but the danger encountered this time is completely different from before, and the young people are so fierce now?

and the other party fought well, and he also understood that after the line of life and death just now, he wanted to take revenge.

But while he was fighting, he yelled at the fish-flavored shredded pork and vegetarian fried cabbage, how many meanings does this mean?

Could it be that this is a newly researched way of pretending to be mocking?

It's also difficult for Elder Lu, who was beaten and screamed, but he could still think crankily.

Now he's gambling, hoping that his instant noodles as chips will be useful.

Ling Xian really stopped.

He is very angry now, but he also said just now, after all, he only embarked on the path of cultivating immortals not long ago, and he can't reach the point of ignoring human life.

Beat the other party violently, just to breathe a bad breath.

At this time, he heard that the other party was willing to pay 100,000 packs of instant noodles immediately, and he was naturally moved, and it was impossible for him to be indifferent, after all, this was his original intention of finding the other party to come here.

"What, you're willing to give me back instant noodles now?"

Song Hao had already raised his fist, only a few inches away from the other party's face, and this distance caused a lot of pressure on Elder Lu.

A wry smile appeared on his face: "To pay it back, of course to pay it back." ”

The conscience of heaven and earth, from the very beginning, Lu Yu never thought about repaying the debt, 100,000 packs of instant noodles have long been bought, and now they are piled up in the villa.

If you don't give it back to the other party, do you keep it for yourself?

What are you kidding, but he has millions of pocket money every month, and he eats instant noodles every day, even if his head is caught by the door, he can't do such a stupid thing.

What's more, even if he is willing to eat it, 100,000 packs of instant noodles, God knows that he will eat it until the Year of the Monkey.

From the beginning, he planned to return it, but he suspected that the person in front of him was the young master of the Yao family, and this meeting was his conspiracy......

It's as simple as that.

It's a pity that he was smart but was mistaken by cleverness, in exchange for being beaten violently.

Where should he go to reason?

Want to cry......

"There is no basis for your words, did you bring 100,000 packs of instant noodles?"

After Song Hao said this, he felt a little stupid, 100,000 packs of instant noodles, what a huge amount, not to mention the volume, the weight alone makes people worried.

Although the other party is a strong person in the cultivation system of Gu Wu, his strength is weaker than his own, how can he carry it with him?

After all, in the online novel, the monk has a storage bag, a Qiankun lock, can accept all rivers, a powerful and powerful person, and can even put the entire planet into it, but the martial artist is relatively a weak cultivation system, but I have not heard of it, and can have such equipment.

"Xiao Lao'er is not a fairy, how can he move 100,000 packs of instant noodles alone. ”

Elder Lu sighed, the corners of his mouth full of wry smiles.

The situation is stronger than people, although he is not used to it and is unwilling, but even if he borrows another guts, he will never dare to pretend to be forced in front of Song Hao again.

Instead, you have to be careful.

The fist is the truth, and at this time, Song Hao understands this sentence quite deeply.

As long as you're strong enough, you can turn the tiger into a kitten.

That's power!

You have to work hard to cultivate immortals, and one day you will become stronger.

Although this result was expected, Song Hao's face still showed dissatisfaction: "I didn't bring instant noodles, aren't you talking like a fart, could it be that you want to use a delaying tactic and trick me with lies?"

"Don't dare, don't dare, where does the little old man have the guts to deceive the hero. ”

Elder Lu is an old man, of course he understands the truth that a husband can bend and stretch, at this time, pretending to be forced will be beaten, and pretending to be pitiful is the only way out for him!

His appearance made Song Hao a little crying and laughing, after all, the two of them were in the open and secret, the reality on the Internet, and all kinds of coincidences, and they could be regarded as having had a lot of contact and confrontation.

Except for the fact that Old Man Lu is a little older, the rest of the people who give him the feeling that he is a middle school and a second teenager.

loves to be showy and can pretend to be forced, the key is that as a strong ancient martial artist, he also has physical strength that is not inferior to that of young people.

Seldom admit it.

I didn't expect to be so unbeaten, and I immediately had the attribute of a bear after being beaten hard!

"Don't talk nonsense, since you didn't bring instant noodles, how can you pay me back?"

At this moment, the anger in Song Hao's heart had almost subsided, but on the surface, he still had a vicious look.

"Xiaoyou is angry, carry 100,000 packs of instant noodles with him, Xiao Lao'er is really helpless, but there is no physical object, we can discount it, a pack of instant noodles is five yuan, and Xiao Lao'er will give you the payment. ”