Chapter 116: How Do I Feel You're More Excessive?
Sun Tianyun's words instantly made Xiao Jin shrink back, and he hid behind Du Ziyuan with his own: "I, I'm not delicious!"
"Tut, how do you know if you haven't tried it? Let me tell you, the yellow eel has many uses, nourishing qi and blood, nourishing the liver and kidneys, and can also be used when necessary...... Well, it's a good thing to make up for anyway. Sun Tianyun smiled wickedly at Xiao Jin.
Xiao Jin trembled cooperatively, and Du Ziyuan said angrily to Sun Tianyun: "What are you scaring her for, she is already mentally retarded, and no matter how scared she is, it won't get worse." ”
"I'm not stupid!" Jin protested, though still trembling.
"Really?" Du Ziyuan smiled, casually exchanged for a pineapple bun and threw it out the door.
"Whew!" Xiao Jin instantly pounced, grabbed the pineapple bun in mid-air, and swallowed it in a few bites. After eating, she looked at Du Ziyuan expectantly, as if she was waiting for the next pineapple bun.
"It's gone. ”
"Woo......"
Sun Tianyun looked at this master and servant, and smacked his tongue: "You still talk about me, how do I feel that you are even more excessive?"
"Is there any?" Du Ziyuan was unconscious, "Do you still want me to draw comics?" ”
"Oh oh, where did I just go?"
"You said that you robbed the Zhenhai Panlong Pillar, and then smashed Xiaojin into a mental retardation with a halberd. ”
"Oh, yes, it's here, and then I took the stick and went home, who knew that the old yellow eel was so stomachless, and after being beaten by the old lady, he went to Heaven to complain, and it happened that Heaven also has regulations, except for a few earth immortals they stipulate, others must leave the Heavenly Star once they pass through the tribulation, so I sent an immortal to find me. ”
"I forgot what the name of that big guy was, in short, he was a very stinky fart, he was kicked by the old lady, and after the heavenly court found out, he asked Xiaolian to catch me, Xiaolian and the dragon clan didn't deal with each other, so although she came, she didn't fight with me, but we became good sisters. ”
"After she went back, she said that she couldn't beat me, and Heavenly Court didn't dare to come hard anymore, so she sent that person, that golden crow, oh yes, Sun Xingjun, let him persuade the old lady to go to Heavenly Court Heavenly Immortal. ”
"The old lady was really innocent back then, what did he say?'I don't understand this situation?' You are so bullish, you can overturn the fighting god with a stick, and you will definitely be able to get a big official after going to heaven', the old lady really believes in the evil of his crow's mouth!"
"What's the matter? Did they let you raise horses after the heavens?" Du Ziyuan hurriedly asked.
"Raising horses, how could they let me raise horses?" Sun Tianyun glanced at him strangely, "They let the old lady be a patrol general first, a third-class immortal, I thought at that time, three is better than one, then what Sun Xingjun is only first-class, I have a third-class, hey, it's pretty good." ”
Speaking of this, she slapped her thigh suddenly: "But no one told the old lady that this immortal position is lined upside down! The third-class immortal is actually the youngest! The old lady was so angry, so she ran to the imperial horse supervisor to cut off all the little dingdings of those heavenly horses, and then took them home to make up for the apprentices." ”
"Wow, do you want to be so cruel?" Du Ziyuan suddenly felt a chill in his crotch.
"Hmph, the old lady doesn't care so much," Sun Tianyun said angrily, "Whoever let them bully me, I'm going to do this and be angry with them." ”
[Eh, it's terrible for a woman to be angry, or my family is good and never angry. Du Ziyuan thought silently.
Sun Tianyun breathed a sigh of relief: "Then say, didn't I escape back again, this time they simply sent the martial god to arrest me, not to mention, the martial god is really powerful, the old lady has never encountered such a fight, and then the two of us fought so inseparably, so I simply stopped, and discussed that it would not be a matter to continue to fight like this, otherwise rock-paper-scissors would be it." ”
"Hey, hey, wait a minute," Du Ziyuan couldn't help but hear this, and interrupted, "You are all immortals, do you want to be so casual?"
"Isn't it okay? I thought it was okay anyway, so I promised the Martial God, but the Martial God came out of the stone, and I came out of the scissors, since I lost, I was willing to gamble and lose, and jumped into the eight-phase refining furnace of the Taishang Xingjun according to the prior agreement, hehe, those people definitely didn't expect me to lose on purpose. ”
"Deliberately?"
"Yes, I was still the last point of cultivation at that time, and I just needed the two golden crystal flames in the eight-phase refining furnace, so I took a martial god, but the inside of that furnace was really terrifying, and I didn't want to go in it a second time in my life. Sun Tianyun is still a little scared when she talks about it now, it seems that the incident is far less than she said lightly.
"Later, I found an opportunity to sneak out of the stove quietly, and happened to sneak to the peach orchard, so I picked a few peaches to eat, but I didn't expect that there was another guy who also went to steal peaches to eat like me, I thought he must be the same as me to hate the heavenly court, so I chatted with him, and I felt quite chatty while chatting, alas, I was really blind at that time. ”
"Why? Who stole the peaches?"
"I'll talk about this later.,Anyway, the relationship between the two of us is good enough to burn yellow paper to worship.,Later, he said he wanted to take me to see a beautiful woman taking a bath.,Then I must agree.,I like beauty the most.,He took me to the Moon Temple.,When we got there,We didn't see the beauty in the bath and was beaten by the moon god.。 ”
"The moon god is so powerful, can't even beat you?"
"You can't say that," Sun Tianyun emphasized, "The most important thing is that the heart is weak, do you know, the old lady was very thin-skinned back then, and it was very embarrassing to be caught peeping, the key is that our moon god baby is really beautiful, the first time I saw her mother, I knew that I already liked her, then she wanted to beat me, I definitely couldn't fight back." ”
"I'm going to go! Du Ziyuan didn't expect that a groove he spit out casually before would actually come true.
Sun Tianyun didn't know what he was thinking, but continued: "Later, the two of us often went to the Moon God Temple to exchange feelings with the Moon God, brother, we both know each other's thoughts, so we made an appointment to compete fairly, who knew that he was so shameless!
"Damn, it's so despicable!" Du Ziyuan scolded, but quickly reacted, "Wait a minute, you can't be talking about the Emperor of Heaven, right?" He seemed to have heard Sun Tianyun say something similar before.
"That's him. ”
This Heavenly Emperor ...... Do you dare to be more unreliable? Take a woman to see another woman take a bath, how did his brain circuits come about?