Chapter 115: Who Killed My Dog (Part I)
Looking at the two old men who were dragged away by the guards, the surrounding audience was silent, and after a few breaths, the audience erupted in enthusiasm and cheered, "Miss is wise! Miss is wise!" Especially those officials of the Realm Lord's Mansion, each of them turned red and shouted desperately.
Feeling the warm support of the people, Lu Xue waved at them in response, and at the same time said in a haze in his heart: "This group of bastards has wasted Miss Ben's lovely smile, and when she returns to the house, Miss Ben will gather the guards and visit those officials' homes, and she will never give up until she gets her money back!"
"Thank you! Thank you for your support! I'm the ...... of the Killing Realm" The Realm Lord stood beside Lu Xue at some point, waving to the crowd of spectators in the stands, but was grabbed by the angry Miss and flung out violently, "Dare to grab the audience with Miss Ben, don't die!"
Rubbing her sore wrists, her eyes were cold, and she glanced at Li Xiao, Xu Yaoshi, and Nandi, who were looking at her stupidly not far away, and she looked at them with a bright smile on her face again and said: "Several heroic challengers, just a joke, don't take it to heart, we people who kill the world are all very peace-loving ......"
"Miss! Miss......" Lu Xue was saying, when she suddenly heard a few hurried calls, and a middle-aged general in silver armor with two soldiers hurriedly ran to the stage with an anxious look and said respectfully: "Miss! Oh no, the duck we raised and the Qianli horse next door got together!"
"Do you still want to ask me about this little thing?" Lu Xue frowned, "Do you know what to do?"
"Yes! My subordinates know!" The middle-aged general nodded solemnly, turned his head to the two soldiers in front of him and said, "Let them do it!
The two green-armored soldiers were overjoyed, swallowing their saliva greedily and shouting, "Miss Wise!"
"Stupid!" Lu Xue looked gloomy and scolded: "Who told you to do this!
"Yes, miss!" the three soldiers hurriedly walked off the stage.
"Brave trepassers, let's continue. Lu Xue refocused her gaze on Li Xiao and the others, and said with a smile: "We people in the killing world are very peace-loving, and we will never use violence against people, so you can rest assured." ”
"Who believes it!" Li Xiao, Xu Yaoshi, and Nan Enemy silently roared in their hearts, but on the surface, they nodded with a smile on their faces.
"Let's continue to take an honest adventure!" Lu Xue turned his gaze, and his gaze fell on the southern enemy in a red robe, "This uncle, what is your name?
Nan Di was stunned for a moment, and said: "My name is Nan Di, I am seventy years old today, I am a super strong man with a particularly handsome appearance, you can call me Handsome Xiao Nan, you can also call me Handsome Xiao Nannan, I will never discriminate against you because you are ugly." ”
"Xiao Nannan, the name is pretty very good, do you think I'm pretty?" Lu Xue said shyly as she stroked her chest hair.
"Are you a fool? Didn't the last sentence of my self-introduction already say that you are ugly! But I will never discriminate against you because of this! I will only secretly spit on you in my heart......" Nan Di's words blurted out, and he was so frightened that he hurriedly covered his mouth that did not obey the call.
"One last question. Lu Xue was not annoyed by his words, and still kept a smile and said, "How much money did you bring here?"
"I didn't bring any money, but I have a lot of valuable treasures, all hidden in the ......," Nan Enemy replied flatly, realizing that he had leaked the secret and hurriedly covered his mouth.
Lu Xue's eyes lit up, although she didn't know where the other party hid the treasure, but what he said after eating the 'Asking Heart Fruit' must be true, so he nodded happily and said, "Congratulations! ”
Nan Enemy didn't expect to pass the test so easily, and after being stunned for a moment, he excitedly walked to the side, raised his eyes and looked at Li Xiao and Xu Yaoshi, who would face the test next, I don't know, what will be the result of their test?
"I'll come first!" Pharmacist Xu thought that the test would be as terrifying as the Western Poison, but after seeing that the southern enemy easily passed the test, he took the initiative to stand up and was confident.
"Okay, since this uncle stands up first, it's up to you. Lu Xue glanced at the panicked Li Xiao, the corners of her mouth turned up, her eyes fell on Pharmacist Xu and chuckled: "This uncle, may I ask what you want to do most in this life?"
"I want to go to the snow mountain with Lin'er for the third time, relive the good memories of the past, she played the snowman, I played the swordsman, she threw snowballs, I swung the sword to kill the demon, she fell in a pool of blood, I picked her beast clothes, she said that next time I would play the swordsman, I said impossible, because we are husband and wife! It is too dangerous to play the swordsman, I will never let you take the risk! She was so moved that she cried for a long time. ”
"The next year, we came to the snow mountain hand in hand again, she played the swordsman, I played the snowman, she swung the sword to kill the demon, I threw bricks, she fell in a pool of blood, I picked her cotton jacket, she said that next time she will never come to the snow mountain, I said impossible, because we are husband and wife! The snow mountain is full of our beautiful memories; she cried and said to me that it was cold, I stuffed her into the snowball to keep warm, the next day she and the snowball were gone, we never saw each other again, so going to the snow mountain with Lin'er for the third time is what I want to do most in my life!"
His voice echoed in the silence of the arena like thunder, and everyone opened their mouths in astonishment and stared at him blankly.
......I don't know who took the lead first, and the audience burst into warm applause, and the audience stood up and shouted loudly: "Okay! Well said! It's so touching!"
"Woo...... I swear it's the most touching story I've ever heard!"
"Yes! If this passage is written and circulated as a poem, it will definitely become a swan song for the ages!"
"It's wonderful! It's the first time I've heard such a heart-wrenching story!" Lu Xue's eyes lit up, and she walked quickly to Pharmacist Xu and worshipped: "This uncle, the story you said is so touching, can I name it "The Swordsman and the Snowman"?"
"No, because I've named it "The Handsome Swordsman vs. the Ugly Snowman", and the second part is "The Ugly Thief Tortures and Kills Endangered Species."
"Okay. Lu Xue squeezed out two tears in disappointment, and after a change of words, she said in a harmonious voice: "However, no matter how touching the uncle's story is, it is impossible for me to do a loss-making business!
"I ...... I don't have five hundred realm coins now, can I owe them first?"
"Yes. ”
"Is it okay to repay debts?" said Pharmacist Xu with a look of anticipation.
"No!" Lu Xue shook her head, "Uncle, you still have a chance, do you have anything to say?"
"I'm going to pack the stateroom full of male prisoners!"
"Drag it off!"
"Wait! I ...... I still have something to say!"
"If you have anything to say, hurry up!"
"I have a unique copy of the Flying Fox Sword Technique here, worth tens of thousands ......of gold! It should be enough to change to a stateroom crowded with male prisoners, preferably with a super big bed for three people!" Xu Yaoshi took out a yellowed sword book from his arms and handed it to Lu Xuedao.
"Okay, for the sake of the sword spectrum, I will count you as if you pass the test!" Lu Xue flipped through the sword spectrum casually, and immediately her eyes lit up, and she happily agreed, and after a change of words, she continued: "However, the rules of the test cannot be broken, and you still have to go through the process, uncle! Please listen carefully! Excuse me, what is the proudest thing in your life?"
"The proudest thing in this life?" "Medicine Master Xu tilted his head and thought about it, and soon he thought of something, grinning with yellow teeth and smirking for a long time, and then said proudly: "The proudest thing for the old man is that I completed the heroic feat of flying two thousand feet on the top of the snowy mountain that day!"
"Feifei two thousand feet?" Lu Xue said with a frown.
"Uh...... Well, hundred feet. Seeing that the young lady frowned, Pharmacist Xu hurriedly changed his words.
"A hundred feet?"
"Ten feet. ”
"Ten feet?"
"Half an inch! Don't ask again! I've recruited everything! Don't ask!" said Pharmacist Xu holding his head in pain.
Lu Xue saw that Pharmacist Xu was facing a collapse, so she didn't continue to ask, in fact, she didn't understand what Pharmacist Xu was saying at all, she just wanted to ask him the meaning of these words, who knew that he reacted so violently.
"Next question! Your name ......"
Without waiting for Lu Xue to finish speaking, Xi Poison was full of confidence and preemptively said: "My big name is West Poison, my small name is Mighty and Extraordinary, Little Poison Poison, and my milk name is Nai Niang Terminator!"
"This year's ......"
"Eighteen!"
"Die! You look like eighty-one!" Lu Xue unceremoniously punched him.
"What kind of girl do you like?"
"I love ugly things like you!
"Congratulations! Pass the first round of testing!" Lu Xue saw from the questioning that the medicinal effect of the Heart Asking Heart Fruit that Xu Medicine Master had eaten had disappeared, so he didn't ask any more, and instead turned his gaze to the last one, Li Xiao, who had not asked, raised his slender jade hand and tapped the void and said coldly: "You are the next one to answer the question!"