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At this moment, the stone door of the red child's room sounded, interrupting his thoughts.

"Son, are you up? Princess Iron Fan stood outside the thick stone door and called softly.

The red boy replied loudly: "Mother, I'm up!" Hehe, I haven't slept much at all, so why do you get up?

Princess Iron Fan pushed the door in, and said with a smile: "Child, your father decided to take you to meet that Monkey King today." ”

What's the situation?!Go to see Sun Wukong today?!

"Mother, didn't Daddy say that I should learn something before taking me there?" asked Red Boy, a little puzzled. Isn't the Bull Demon King supposed to be talking?

"The original plan was like this, but who knew that the plan couldn't catch up with the change," Princess Tiefan walked straight to the stone bench and put the fruit in her hand on the stone table, "That Monkey King just sent a message to your father, saying that he had held a banquet and asked him to rush to Huaguo Mountain." So, your dad just has to change his mind. ”

"Oh well. The red boy lowered his head, picked up an apple, and nibbled on it.

Princess Iron Fan picked out a red dress for the red boy, put it on his bed, and said, "Child, change into this one in a while, festive." ”

The red boy glanced at it casually, and as a result, his expression immediately became exaggerated, and the apple in his mouth was almost frightened: Wow, it's so red, it's not a big red, it's really festive.

Princess Iron Fan smiled from ear to ear when she saw the red child's expression, and at that moment, she really felt that her son was the cutest demon in the world!

The red boy didn't know what the princess was laughing at, so she smiled wryly and continued to nibble on the apple in her hand. Princess Iron Fan was afraid of disturbing the red boy, so she didn't sit down longer, got up and went to the main hall.

An apple was in his stomach, and the red boy burped, then changed into the outfit prepared for him by the princess of the iron fan, walked to the mirror, looked at himself in the mirror, and said to himself: "Fortunately, I was born with a good skin, or I really can't control this set of red clothes!" It can be said that the smooth red silk makes the red child's complexion fairer.

The red boy walked to the main hall, and the Bull Demon King was ready to go. When he noticed the red boy dressed so festively, he couldn't help but joke: "Yo hey, son, why are you dressed like a handsome groom today!" As soon as the words fell, he laughed out loud. To tell the truth, the Bull Demon King's laughter is really low.

Red Boy was speechless, he couldn't tell whether the Bull Demon King was praising him or hurting him, so he had to stand in place, at a loss.

Seeing this, the Iron Fan Princess first rolled her eyes fiercely at the Bull Demon King, then looked into the eyes of the red boy and said, "Child, don't pay attention to this stupid cow spirit. ”

The Bull Demon King's laughter stopped abruptly, he coughed awkwardly, and then bowed his body and said seriously: "Child, Daddy will take you to Huaguo Mountain to see your Uncle Kong today." ”

Red Boy nodded, with excitement on his face, and said, "Great!" Red Boy already knew, the excitement in his heart had long passed, he was just fighting for acting.

Well, good acting, a hundred likes.

"Then let's go now!" said the Bull Demon King, holding the red boy's fleshy little hand, eagerly.

"That's fine. The red boy replied.

"Hmm...... How to get there?" the Bull Demon King had many ways to fly, and he was thinking about which means of transportation would be appropriate.

"Otherwise, I'll fan you with my banana fan." This one, that's 108,000 miles. Princess Iron Fan looked at the slow Bull Demon King and deliberately interjected.

"Don't," the Bull Demon King hurriedly waved his hand, "If you go down, I won't live." As he spoke, the Bull Demon King stretched out his hand and conjured out a milky white calf horn.

He recited a mantra, and the horn grew rapidly as if it had been injected with hormones, and did not stop until the horn became two meters long and half a meter wide.

The Bull Demon King stepped up and sat on it like a motorcycle, beckoning the red boy to come up quickly.

It was the first time for the red boy to see such a rare horn, and he curiously circled around the big horn, which was nothing special except that it was larger and thicker than the ordinary horn. However, "Journey to the West" did not mention that the Bull Demon King had such a comfortable mount.

The red boy sat in front of the Bull Demon King, his arms wrapped around the tip of the horn, and the Bull Demon King shouted, "Get up!" The huge horn rose and led the Bull Demon King and the red boy out of the plantain cave.

The horns don't fly high, and when they pass through the bustling streets, they are very swaggering, and people will look up and talk about it.

"Hey, whose horns are this, such a big one, they can actually fly. An aunt who was picking vegetables said.

"Auntie, not only that, but there is a black one and a red one sitting on the horn, and I can't see what it is. A seven or eight-year-old girl next to her aunt said puzzled.

"Wow, if this horn is sold, it probably can be sold for a good price, after all, it is so rare. A beef vendor stopped and exclaimed.

"I'm not mistaken, the horns fly in the sky? It's a year when all sorts of strange things happen. A noble lady stroked the cat in her arms, pouted, and said. The maids around her all opened their mouths wide.

"Daddy," the red boy looked down and saw a group of people gathered together to discuss, feeling very funny, and his voice also raised dozens of decibels, "Does this horn have a name?"

"Nope. "The Bull Demon King really never thought of naming a mount.

"Daddy, then you can name it, you have so many mounts, it will be easy to distinguish in the future. Red Boy suggested.

"Okay, my son will name him when he talks about it, I want to think about it," the pair of big bull's eyes of the Bull Demon King turned around like the hands on a clock, and finally stopped at the corner of the eye, and bloomed with two bright brilliance, "Then call it the Red Bull Horn!"

Red! Bull Horn!

As soon as the red boy heard these three words, he was completely shocked by the cultural level of the Bull Demon King. His expression froze at that moment, stiff as a rock.

The Bull Demon King sat behind the red boy, not noticing the red boy's expression at all, but expressed the origin of the name impassionedly: "Your name is Red Boy, my name is Bull Demon King, this is a bull horn, it is most appropriate to call it Red Bull Horn." ”

The corners of the red boy's mouth twitched slightly, unable to speak, the Bull Demon King thought that the red boy had acquiesced to the name, so he said with great interest: "Okay, this horn is called the red horn, then we decided happily!"

In fact, at this moment, an illusory voice from the depths of memory came from the ears of the red boy:

"The doll was born red, and it's a child, so why don't you call him a red child? Yes, that's right, it's called a red child!

"Your name is Red Boy, my name is Bull Demon King, this is a bull horn, it is most appropriate to call it Red Bull Horn. ”

"The doll was born red, and it's a child, so why don't you call him a red child? Yes, that's right, it's called a red child!

......

Ahhhhh

Maybe there is no "Monkey King", but "hairy monkey".

Maybe there is no "Erlang God", but "Three Eyes".

Maybe there is no "whistling dog", but a "skinny black dog".

Maybe there is no "Li Tianwang", but "Tota Man".

Maybe there is no "Nezha", but "Red Ball Monster".

Wait a minute......