Chapter 32: Fooling Around

Today is a good day in Qiaoyin County, the weather is good, the popularity is good, the streets are full of colorful lights, and the whole sea of red is magnificent, it is festive.

Needless to say, everyone knows what day it is. That's right, it's the wedding day of the son of the magistrate, and for today, the big guy has been busy for a long time.

Speaking of this magistrate, in the eyes of the people of Qiaoyin County, it is a real parent official, who has been in this county for more than ten years, and has really done it for the benefit of the people, when Zhang Zhixian came here more than ten years ago, he was still poor, look at the current Qiaoyin County, not to mention the rich and expensive, at least they can have enough food and clothing. This was all done bit by bit by the people of Qiao Yin with the magistrate.

Because the previous magistrate of the county, relying on his official power in Qiaoyin County, he did all kinds of evil, ate and drank, spent the money of the people, and earned the money of the people. The people here are being oppressed unspeakably. Everyone hated him to the core, and then this magistrate finally got retribution, gave birth to a willow on the woman, and died like this, after the magistrate came, everyone's attitude towards Xinzhi County was no different from the previous one. Thought he wasn't a good thing either.

But the magistrate of the county, in the face of the people's abuse and even insults, he didn't take it to heart. He still treats everyone as if he were his own family. took the lead in doing the dirty work, and in this way, the people's attitude towards him was slowly changed. The big guys are willing to follow him. That's why there is today's Qiaoyin County.

After Qiaoyin County improved, the imperial court wanted to promote Zhang Zhixian to become a big official in other places many times. Each time he refused. He was bent on staying in Qiao Yin. In his words, "This is my home, and the people here are my relatives." I didn't think about leaving unless I brought all my relatives with me. ”

I don't know who told the news. Therefore, the people of Qiaoyin County were even more moved. So this time, everyone volunteered to celebrate the happy event at the door of Zhang Zhixian's house, and every family hung up red lanterns and pasted red happy words.

It's just a pity that Zhang Zhixian's son is a fool, and he can't be said to be a fool, but his head is a little not bright. It's just that the intelligence is low. This time I was able to facilitate this family business. Zhang Zhixian also attaches great importance to it, if he can give birth to a male baby, it can be regarded as the inheritance of his Zhang family, and it will not be in vain to the ancestors and ancestors.

"There is such a thing, really, how can such a good person in Zhang Zhixian be, alas" Long Gongzi spit out the chicken bones in his mouth and sighed softly.

At this time, Long Gongzi, Guangshi, Lin Ba, and Pang Linghu were sitting in the restaurant and listening attentively to the guests talking about Zhang Zhixian.

"There's no way around it. It's not something you can change. "It's a pity.

"Anyway, I haven't seen a bride yet. I'm going to have to join in the fun this time. Long Gongzi's eyes were already full of anticipation. It's like he's marrying a bride.

"Come on, you won't marry a bride in the future. ”

"That's the same, I will marry a few more daughters-in-law in the future, and it will be lively a few times. Long Gongzi grinned, and quickly took another bite of the big meat on the chicken thigh.

"Hmph, you'll be killed when the time comes. "Guang Shi didn't bother to pay attention to the dragon bow directly

"Hahaha. Lin Ba couldn't help but sigh a little when he looked at them talking to each other, if it weren't for the two of them, he would still be living a life of bandits who had eaten the last meal but not the next, and now he has opened a restaurant and become a shopkeeper for some reason, and he still can't believe all this.

"The welcoming procession is about to pass through Fulin Street. At this time, I don't know who shouted.

Whether it was a restaurant, an inn, or a neighbor, the neighbors all came out one after another, standing on both sides of the street, consciously opening up the road, everyone looked full of anticipation, and their faces were smiling.

Long Gongzi also took the lead, the first to rush to the front of the crowd. Seriously, at this time, Long Gongzi really looked like a hillbilly who had never seen the world, pulling his head and looking at it. Lin Ba and his party couldn't help but look at each other and smile, and then they all followed.

"It's coming, it's coming. ”

At this time, a group of people and horses in the distance, carrying a large sedan chair, were rushing to this side. Accompanied by the blowing, playing and singing along the way, it was so lively. The son of the magistrate sat on the horse, with a silly smile on his face. I followed my father for a long time, and when I saw someone, I clenched my fists. So that the people are also happy.

The matchmaker in front of her was also carrying a big basket in one hand, and in the basket was a large pile of copper plates. Every person the team sees on the road will be issued a copper plate to express joy. Although it seems to be just a festive picture, one copper plate per person from door to door can add up to not a small amount of money for ordinary people.

"Oh, the groom is so handsome. ”

"Yes, yes, if my daughter can marry him, she won't have to suffer in this life. ”

Many aunts have discussed, after all, even if the groom is a fool, if his daughter can marry him, how can he say that he will be the magistrate of the county. Although the magistrate is a good official, he doesn't have to worry about food and clothing in this life.

"It's so hilarious. Long Gongzi stood aside and watched the mighty procession come towards him. Everyone stretched out their hands to want to enjoy the money, but in fact, it was not really for this money, and it was rare for everyone to encounter this kind of celebration day in the county. Just join in the fun.

"Come on, come on, don't worry, no one has it. The matchmaker and the matchmaker also smiled from ear to ear. For everyone, one by one, they are happy money.

"Oops," there was a sudden cry of pain from the crowd.

"Who kicked me? ”

"Who is it?" At this time, the officers and soldiers who were protecting the groom suddenly saw that someone suddenly jumped out, and thought that they were here to cause sabotage, and immediately rushed up and surrounded the dragon bow.

At this time, everyone was also stunned, and everyone's eyes shifted to the place where the sound came from. At first glance, it turned out that Long Gongzi was lying on the road, falling in front of the groom's horse, and fell into a dog eating.

It was quiet, and no one reacted for a while.

At this time, Long Gongzi was still lying on the ground, and he also knew that this time it was a bit embarrassing.

"Ha, haha. I don't know who laughed twice.

"Hahahaha" At this time, everyone broke out into a burst of laughter.

"Who is this, it's here to be funny!"

"This is lying in the middle of the road, like a toad in the way. ”

The onlookers around were all talking, without any regard for Long Gongzi's feelings, which can be said to be "merciless ridicule." "But it's kind of funny, lying in the middle of the road, what's that. Even the officers and soldiers who were going to arrest him began to laugh, and the most excessive thing was that even Lin Ba and the others tried their best not to laugh. Guangshi did not hide his ridicule, and it can be said that he was already laughing. For this kick was not kicked by others, but by the light of liberation.

The big guy laughed and laughed, and he couldn't stop laughing, this is the most embarrassing thing about Long Gongzi, and he didn't continue to lie on his stomach, and he was embarrassed to stand up. scolded in his heart: "What kind of sorrow, what kind of grievance, this kick is too ruthless, it's just a light kick, and the rest is all up to me." ”

It's not a way to lie on his stomach all the time, Long Gongzi secretly said in his heart, so he could only get up from the ground with a cheeky face, pat the ash on his body, and look around. The laughter of the crowd gradually became quieter. It's just that the stupid groom is still smiling stupidly, and he can't stop at all.

Long Gongzi also touched the back of his head, slightly embarrassed, this is also a loss to Long Gongzi's body, only he can stand up casually, if some people with poor psychological quality are ridiculed by so many people, it is estimated that they will want to die.

"Ahem" Long Gongzi himself also felt a little ashamed, and could only cough dryly twice.

"It made everyone laugh. The main thing is that today's scene is too festive, and the villagers are very passionate, you see that I am too, thinking about getting closer to have a good time, and I was accidentally squeezed out. It's a pure accident, it's a pure accident, everyone just smiles, just when I want to welcome today's celebration, I deliberately make everyone laugh. Just don't take it personally, don't be surprised. "Long Gongzi also wants to use all words to talk nonsense. Anyway, let's talk nonsense first, and then let myself out of the predicament first, anyway, few people will remember themselves by then.

Unexpectedly, these words won the favor of the villagers, and it is really not easy for the young man to have this heart. Especially a few aunts, they are optimistic about this young man, if they can talk to their daughter, it is also a good choice.

Lin Ba, Pang Linghu and others really admired Long Gongzi's ability to be on the spot, if they changed themselves, they wouldn't be too ugly. Of course, it also surprised Guangshi. I also wanted to make this kid ugly, but I didn't expect it to be resolved by him cheekily.

But what they didn't expect was that the dragon bow was not finished yet!

Unexpectedly, Long Gongzi reflexively walked in front of the groom, clasped his fists with both hands, arched his hands, and made a deep gesture.

"Zhang Gongzi, today Xiaomin is fortunate to be able to witness your big day, and that scene should be used as a color to Zhang Gongzi's big joy, so I also sacrificed a lot, how can I have a few more lottery money!"

Everyone was stunned, and the kid was going to pay for it. It's really bold, but when you think about it, you have lost such a big face anyway, so it's better to be even more shameless, how can you get some money back. Not bad, not bad. Very thoughtful lad. Many people also followed suit.

Lin Ba and the others were confused, Long Gongzi's move, when they were confused, in their impression, Long Gongzi should not be a person who is greedy for small money. Is it really to make everyone laugh? Forget it, it's not a bad thing. Lin Ba also smiled.

Of all the people present, only Guangshi knew why he did this, and he secretly expressed his appreciation in his heart.

Zhang Zhixian's son was a little stupid, and when he saw Long Gongzi's words, he was also very happy to follow, and he personally grabbed a large handful of copper plates from the money basket and handed them to Long Gongzi with his own hands.

At this time, Long Gongzi retreated from the crowd with satisfaction. This scene is just a small episode, everyone who should laugh laughs, and there is no need to always rest assured.

Long Gongzi walked to Guangshi's side and said to Guangshi in an extremely low voice: "How is it, my move is not bad, right?"

Guangshi smiled: "I didn't expect you to have such wit, not bad, not bad, I am very satisfied." ”

"Even your kick is too heavy. It's really ruthless. ”.

Guang Shi turned his head away, glanced at Long Gongzi and didn't bother to pay attention to him, just whispered in a very thin voice.

"Let's see if you dare to talk nonsense next time. ”