Could it be that I play too many games by myself and have hallucinations?

Zhuang Lanxi looked confused, and rubbed his eyes vigorously, now the configuration of the Internet café is first-class, the display is absolutely clear, and the person on the screen is really Song Hao, there is absolutely no problem.

What's going on?

He was stunned for two seconds, then moved the mouse to open the barrage, and a series of messages about Jumping Encountering Savages were popped out.

The more Zhuang Lanxi looked at it, the more strange his expression became.

Ah Hao, when did he get there and get involved with the savage?

Like the fat man Tian Xiaotao, this Zhuang Lanxi is also one of Song Hao's three roommates.

The family is well-off, righteous, although not rich and handsome, but also a little rich, the kind of handsome, walking on the road, barely strong, and one of the male gods...... But it's still a single dog.

Don't get me wrong, his orientation is absolutely fine, that is, when he meets a girl, he has a clumsy physique, and he is usually quite able to speak, and even participated in the debate competition and won the best debater in the department, but I don't know why, as soon as he meets the girl he likes, he will become clumsy inexplicably.

It's just that Mu Ne can't speak, but his original intention is to please the girl, but what he says is often counterproductive.

Once, he even cried angrily to his favorite girl.

Otherwise, with his conditions, he should have taken off the list a long time ago.

Since they are roommates, they are naturally very familiar with each other, Zhuang Lanxi is 100%, he is sure that he has not admitted his mistake, and after being shocked, he can't help but start calling friends; ”

"What?"

"Really?"

After listening to this, a group of friends quit the game one after another and clicked on the live broadcast, and they all looked at it with relish.

"Hey, it's really Song Hao. ”

"It's so much fun. ”

No one noticed that a small boy with glasses not far away, listened to their discussion, also clicked on the live broadcast, and quietly used the video recording function.

And this man used to haunt the library...... That's right, it was Song Hao who drooled, and he was photographed and posted to the campus APP.

......

And all this, poor Song Hao didn't know, although he was an immortal cultivator, he was not keen on live webcasts, and it could even be said that he hadn't watched it once, and his understanding of this trip was limited to the description of the news and chatting with classmates.

It's not an exaggeration to say that his eyes are black, in this case, how can he understand the methods of those network anchors, he never dreamed that the other party still has a spare mobile phone...... This is the reason why open guns are easy to dodge and dark arrows are difficult to defend.

Fortunately, Song Hao had no intention of answering the other party's question, and in the face of him who had the advantage in force value, he was helpless.

"Do you have a power bank?"

"Power bank, I have it, but it's ......"

As soon as I jumped my eyes, I wanted to put forward conditions.

It's a pity that he is still too naïve, although Song Hao is a good man, but he is not rigid, now people are fish and meat, I make knives, and I want to borrow your power bank to use it and want to put forward conditions...... It seems that this guy has forgotten that fists can teach you how to be a man.

So in the end, I never expected that I still obediently handed over the power bank, and the situation was stronger than people.

Song Hao connected his mobile phone, a smile finally appeared on the corner of his mouth, charged it for a while, opened the network map, knew where he was, and went back with the right medicine.

As for bouncing, while secretly using a spare phone to broadcast live, he continued to ask questions with perseverance...... Even if Song Hao ignores himself.

It doesn't matter, as a popular anchor, it will not be so easy to chill the atmosphere.

What he has is energy and perseverance.

"Can you tell me your name?"

"Are you an outdoor enthusiast?"

"Is this Matt-killing hairstyle your true performance, or is it for some other reason?"

"Also, why are your clothes so tattered, did you meet a wild boar?"

......

Sick of it!

Song Hao's face darkened, this guy was nagging in his ear like a fly, and finally he couldn't bear it anymore, and he threw a punch and knocked the other party unconscious.

And so, the world was quiet.

"Whew!"

Song Hao breathed a sigh of relief.

However, at this moment, a "click" sound came into his ears, and Song Hao turned his head and saw a mobile phone falling out of the other party's cuffs.

How can there still be a mobile phone?

Song Hao covered his face, and suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.

I was busy picking it up and clicking on it, and I was suddenly blinded by various barrages.

Sure enough, it's still live.

Song Hao's forehead was covered with cold sweat, although he had guessed this result, it still made him feel very sad in his heart.

It's so insidious!

Originally, he felt a little guilty for knocking the other party unconscious, but at this moment, he was suddenly thrown out of the clouds.

Of course, with Song Hao's character as a good person, he would not beat the other party again, but it is still impossible to let him go like this.

Looking at the other party's mobile phone, Song Hao showed a sinister smile on his face.

So, turn it off.

After rebooting, enter the screen of entering the password to unlock, and then start typing, after a while, the phone prompts an error, and you need to re-enter it......

In this way, Song Hao deliberately made mistakes more than a dozen times in a row.

Finally, the phone no longer appears to enter the password, but instead prompts how many minutes it will take to unlock it.

And when converted into these minutes, it will take about thirty years.

As for the other party's other mobile phone, Song Hao also concocted the same operation...... It's not a prank, it's a small punishment, who lets the other party broadcast themselves live without permission.

If he doesn't educate him, how can he know how to respect other people's privacy in the future.

Then, Song Hao sighed.

Speaking of which, the reason why there is trouble is because of this wild man, dressed like killing Matt.

But Song Hao didn't want to, if you want to blame it, you can blame it for being too proud when you rode a bicycle yesterday, just a bicycle, and it was actually ridden at a speed comparable to that of an airplane, so the hairstyle became Kill Matt.

As for the clothes, it was because of walking through the jungle, and then washing and skinning wild boars, smoky and burning, and then the whole person became this image.

Shaking his head, Song Hao decided to leave as soon as possible.

Now everything is ready, just wait for the power bank to charge the phone.

An hour later.

The mobile phone shows that the battery has reached 80%, although it is not full, but Song Hao no longer wants to stay in this place where birds don't.

So he pulled Bouncy to the side of the stream and dipped his head in the water.

"Purr-purr...... Ahh

The other party suddenly woke up: "Don't kill me, don't kill me." ”

The other party's face was full of fear, and he stepped back with his hands and feet.

Song Hao: "......"

Do I look like a bad guy?

He kindly pulled him to the creek and woke him up with water, because he was afraid that after he left, he would continue to be unconscious and might be in danger.

I didn't expect ......

Never mind.

"Goodbye!"

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