"Vomit !!"

Ling Yueyue knelt on the ground and vomited wildly.

Belch... I'm just kidding, miss, you don't have to be so exaggerated, are you? Hey, take it easy, don't throw up your bladder!

This... This he [beep] was embarrassed, and the confession made the woman confess to vomit, and Meng Xiang really experienced it for the first time.

Looking at Ling Yueyue's vomiting appearance of digging out her liver and stomach, Meng Xiang's head was embarrassed to become the shape of the villagers' heads in my world.

It was okay when he was in the Immortal Realm, but now in this Ninefold Continent, even if he loses his godhead, he can be regarded as a mortal immortal... To put it bluntly, Meng Xiang doesn't care about anything.

There is no goal, no motivation, Meng Xiang's only code of conduct is to obey his heart, and if he thinks it's fun, just play, it's as simple as that.

This kind of chaotic confession is just Meng Xiang's temporary sexuality, childlike innocence, and he just wants to have fun, although it is a little embarrassing, but after all, Meng Xiang's personality is such a spoof.

As for the beauty?

At the beginning of the ascension, the first thing Meng Xiang did was to use his godhead to investigate his luck, and it turned out that... All luck talents are full, but women's fate is not just a negative number, but an imaginary number!

So Meng Xiang was not prepared from the beginning to really pick up girls... Because I have long been desperate.

What's more, when you see a woman, you want to bubble, people feel insulted if they don't soak you, and they shout all day long that I want you to regret it, and even bring up the topic of injustice... Only street fighting novels will have this kind of routine.

Although Meng Xiang has never been in love, he still sees women very thoroughly, and only Dick Si will think that a woman's whole body is a treasure.

No matter how fragrant the sister is, there is a place where it is fishy, and no matter how white the sister is, there is also a place where it is black, Meng Xiang has always believed in one thing: a mature person will not pay too much attention to the things of men and women.

"Senior sister, are you okay?" Zhao Tianqiao hurriedly stepped forward to help Ling Yueyue up, asked with concern, and at the same time cast a murderous gaze at Meng Xiang: "Come on, throw this troublemaker out for me!"

"Yes!" As soon as a few disciples received the order, they came up to carry Meng Xiang.

Forget it, there's no way to die by yourself.

Being carried by a few disciples, Meng Xiang didn't bother to resist, and was simply ready to be thrown out by them.

But what I didn't expect was that at this time, Ling Yueyue, who had finally finished vomiting, stretched out her hand to stop Zhao Tianqiao: "No need, you can retreat." ”

"Yes!" A few disciples who had just picked up Meng Xiang were ordered, and they retreated again.

"Senior sister, this person is deliberately making trouble, don't you have to deal with it?" Zhao Tianqiao seemed to still have some resentment, and glared at Meng Xiang fiercely.

Ling Yueyue shook her head with a smile: "That's it, I'm used to it, so many suitors always harass me every year... It's better to be as direct as him than to be a deceitful villain. ”

As she spoke, she glanced at Meng Xiang.

Seeing her phoenix eyes, Meng Xiang was a little embarrassed, flattened his mouth, and turned his head a little embarrassed.

Well, although it's a good idea, I always feel so embarrassed, and I won't play like this next time.

A farce ended in the sighs of everyone.

"You have come from afar, I, Ling Yueyue, am here to express my gratitude to you on behalf of the Purple Xuanmen. ”

Ling Yueyue held her sword and handed it to everyone who had applied for the job.

With this salute, the scene was jubilant again, and everyone stretched their necks, wishing that they would immediately learn to fly and descend to see Ling Yueyue closely.

Ling Yueyue was not shocked in the face of everyone's enthusiastic pursuit.

"Then, I won't talk nonsense anymore, everyone, the first enrollment starts now, please come forward with the candidates who hold the Tongxian grass. ”

With a polite remark, enrollment officially began.

The scene became more and more boiling, and everyone scrambled to raise the Tongxian grass in their hands, wanting to be selected faster, so that they could see Ling Yueyue's face up close.

This first enrollment is recruiting outer disciples, in fact, there is nothing to say, it is nothing more than to hand over the Tongxian grass, and a special disciple will test the aura, and those who pass the aura can enter, but those who don't pass the pass will get out.

However, in just half an hour, hundreds of people had already passed the test, and the medicine box had been filled with Tongxian grass, but Ling Yueyue seemed to be a little disappointed.

"Alas... This year, there are some times this batch of Tongxian grass. She picked up two freshly harvested Tongxian grasses, and couldn't help but feel a little regretful.

Indeed, even though the aura was full, Meng Xiang on the side could still see that the aura of these immortal grasses was far from reaching the limit, and it was only sixty percent at most.

However, this enrollment requires forty percent aura, so the number of people who pass is still very large.

Outer disciples, to put it nicely, they are called outer disciples, but to say it is ugly, they are cannon fodder during the war, and they are specially collected to give to the enemy as a head when they are needed in the future, and when the battle is over, they will say how many people have died in our sect... It is good to increase the compensation, so of course the requirements will not be too high.

"Brother Meng, I'm going. Finally it was Ah Chou's turn, Ah Chou was obviously a little apprehensive, he didn't even realize that the Tongxian Grass in his hand had been secretly injected with aura by Meng Xiang.

"Go ahead. "For this kid, I don't know why, Meng Xiang feels a strange affection for him, and he says it gently.

This feels... It's like having a pet you like.

Wait a minute, why am I so gentle?

"Hmph. ”

Unexpectedly, as soon as Ah Chou went up, before he could take out the Tong Immortal Grass, that Zhao Tianqiao snorted coldly, suddenly pulled out the sword on his waist and put it on Ah Chou's neck.

Ah Chou was already nervous and trembling, but this sudden appearance suddenly made his frightened face turn loofah-colored, and he was stunned and didn't dare to move.

"This is an admission, not a bathhouse, you are so dirty, you don't know how to wash it, you clearly don't take our Zixuanmen in your eyes?"

This Zhao Tianqiao was quite angry, and he was very unhappy to see Ah Ugly covered in mud.

This Zhao Tianqiao's virtue, Meng Xiang is no longer surprised.

The immortals and Buddhas like to compete for each other like dicks, not to mention the cultivators who have no knowledge in the mortal world? Moreover, the quality of the immortals and Buddhas is already very high, and cultivators of this level will be proud of themselves if they have some achievements, thinking that ordinary people are garbage and inferior creatures.

As everyone knows, in the eyes of our immortals and Buddhas, you cultivators are not much different from mortals.

To put it bluntly, it's a booger and a laughing ear, and I haven't seen the world!

Thinking of this, Meng Xiang just watched all this silently and did not make a sound.

Senior Brother Zhao put away his sword. At this time, Ling Yueyue stepped forward and started to be a peacemaker: "Senior Brother Zhao, since Zixuanmen has opened its door to accept apprentices, naturally everyone has a chance, and the clothes are just foreign things, if you can get started, you will naturally change your appearance, why bother with this?"

Not to mention what she looks like, what Ling Yueyue said is indeed reasonable, coupled with her gentle voice, which makes Meng Xiang, who was listening to all this, feel that this girl does not have Bai Chang's beautiful face.

"Humph!"

Putting away the sword, Zhao Tianqiao didn't dare to say anything, stood aside, and stared at the ugly unpleasantly: "This time, Senior Sister Ling is talking, let you go, you be honest!"

Honestly, your mother [beep], you can pretend to be ugly, wait for the strength assessment, you dare to pretend to me, Lao Tzu will not slap you into Hawking.

"Don't mind, kid. ”

Ling Yueyue bent down and said with a smile: "Although Senior Brother Zhao is fierce, he is just a little stricter, he is a good person, don't be afraid." ”

When Meng Xiang heard this, he didn't believe it.

This stupid bird surnamed Zhao must have a little water in his stomach that is white, and I will kill myself by swallowing dung on the spot!

At this moment, Ling Yueyue smiled softly at Ah Chou, as if she was comforting, and Ah Chou's face turned red with shame as soon as she was frightened.

"Ling... Senior Sister Ling, this is... The Tongxian grass I worship, please take a look. Ah Chou was a little nervous and took out the Tongxian grass from his arms that was full of the smell of arm sockets.

Ling Yueyue smiled and took the fairy grass with her fingers, obviously, she was also a little afraid of the ugly corpse.

Although he secretly injected spirit into Tongxian Grass, Meng Xiang hadn't carefully seen what had become, and he also looked up curiously to see his technique.

As a result, seeing that Ling Yueyue picked up the Tong Immortal Grass, Meng Xiang's face suddenly turned blue.

Syllable!

slapped his face, and there was a snapping sound, and Meng Xiang didn't even look at the appearance of the fairy grass.

Finished... Too much milk!

Originally, I just wanted to bring the dying Tongxian grass milk back to life, but... Milk work is milk work, I don't want this kind of work!!

"Babbling !!!!!!!!"

That fairy grass, at the moment of seeing the light, a pair of human facial features grew on each leaf, and the mouth burst out with a powerful scream that could make Vitas cry and make the glass explode!

This scream is so piercing, human beings can bear it for a few seconds, and a passing Wangcai next to him was instantly shocked and bleeding, and his brains were shocked and rushed out of his ears, and he died on the spot!

This fairy grass, isn't it just being milked? Meng Xiang's mouthful of Zhenyuan directly milked it into essence!

This poisonous milk poison, Huang Xudong probably had to despair when he saw it.

The self-defeating Meng Xiang covered his face and turned his head to look at it.

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