Leaving aside how the group of masters were looking for it, the exploding head and the chicken nest head ran back to the outer ring in a frightened breath. Although it was noon, pedestrians could already be seen on the street, and the hearts of the two of them were slightly relaxed.

The head of the chicken nest was riding in front of him, and suddenly felt a roar in his stomach, so he twisted and said, "Boss, look, we have all run so far, are we already safe?"

"Safe fart! Who are those people? Martial arts master! Didn't you see it just now? It flew over my head with a swish, and it only took us half an hour to ride a bicycle, and they caught up in ten minutes at most. ”

"What then?" the head of the chicken nest twisted even harder.

"What else can I do? Keep running. It's really not good to run as far as we can, so let's find a place to hide, as long as we get out of this moment, it's safe. We don't know much, and they shouldn't be guilty of turning such a big city upside down for the two of us. "The explosive head deserves to be the boss, and he sees the problem quite thoroughly.

The head of the chicken nest couldn't help it, and said with a red face: "Boss, I need to go to the toilet urgently, can we go to the bathroom and then continue running?"

"Didn't you say it earlier when you went to the toilet? The exploding head suddenly lit up, and he said, "Hey, that's a good idea." I think it won't take long for those martial arts masters to decide the winner, and when they chase us in the direction we fled, we will hide in the toilet, they will definitely not think of it. Hurry up, I'll go with you. ”

There happened to be a public toilet in front of it, and at noon, even those who watched the toilet didn't know where to hide, and the head of the chicken nest trotted all the way into the women's toilet. The explosion head looked around and saw that there was no one around, and pushed the electric car and secretly entered the women's toilet, familiar with the road, without any hesitation.

I could only hear a wild bombardment inside, and after a while, it was quiet, and the voice of the head of the chicken nest came from inside: "Boss, did you bring paper?"

"Damn, I don't even bring paper to the toilet. The blast head pinched his nose with one hand, searched his pockets with the other, and did not dig out the toilet paper. When I turned my head, I saw that there was a rear crate of the electric car, and after opening it, I found that there were two old clothes and a pair of old leather shoes stuffed inside, and there was a broken newspaper wrapped in something under the clothes.

The newspaper was wrapped in a copper can, slightly worn, with some blurred patterns on it, and after turning it over and over again, the exploding head searched the limited knowledge in his head, and he couldn't tell what it was. I don't know when the head of the chicken nest has come to him, looked at the copper pot and said, "Boss, what is this? I don't know if this jar belongs to the car loser or the martial arts masters?"

The exploding head thought for a moment and said, "In my opinion, this can should be the one who lost the car." Those martial arts masters are so far away from us, it is impossible to put them in the car basket. I just don't know what this jar is for. ”

"I think it may be the columbarium, isn't this what the columbarium held by ancient people on TV looks like?"

"No way, the columbarium altar is all ceramic, this is copper. ”

The head of the chicken nest thought again: "That is the columbarium of the rich." ”

I was dizzy, I really couldn't communicate, the explosive head picked the lid with his hand a few times, and he didn't move, so he pointed to the copper can and said: "Do you see it, you can't open it at all, maybe it's an antique." ”

"Antiques, doesn't that sell for a lot of money?"

"If it's an antique, the person who lost the car will definitely not just wrap it in newspaper, or it may be a handicraft, not worth much. ”

"It's not worth much, then it can only be sold as scrap copper, and it is estimated that it can be sold for more than ten yuan. "The head of the chicken nest was disappointed.

The exploding head pondered for a long time and said, "You can't just sell it. Let's find a way to open the copper pot first and see what it contains, in case there is anything valuable in it, and it can't be cheapened to collect scrap. ”

In fact, in the bottom of my heart, the exploding head still has a trace of thought, maybe this copper pot is really a treasure. The martial arts master is not something he can understand at this level, the thief on the bus can unknowingly cut his pocket and steal his wallet, and it is also possible for the martial arts master to put something in the car.

"That's not easy, look at me. ”

The head of the chicken nest picked up a stone somewhere and walked over. He took the copper canister from the hand of the explosive head, put it on the ground, and smashed it with a brick, and smashed it dozens of times, but the copper canister did not move at all.

"Replace me. The exploding head also went out to pick up a brick, and with a fierce blow, the two took turns smashing the copper canister.

"Bang", there was a muffled sound, and a cloud of smoke filled the women's toilet.

"Ahh

"What's wrong?" asked the exploding head quickly. Just now it was the turn of the head of the chicken coop to smash the copper can, and the head of the explosion went to the side to pee, only to hear the explosion of the copper can, but did not see what happened.

"Boss, I'm disfigured. The head of the chicken nest cried.

With your appearance, disfigurement is equal to plastic surgery, and the exploding head suddenly remembered a sentence in the Spring Festival Gala sketch. "Don't be afraid, I'm here. "The exploding head is still very responsible, but the women's toilet is full of smoke, and it is not easy to grope to come to the chicken nest head.

"Just now the copper pot exploded, and a handful of shards flew into my face, and they were all bleeding. Boss, I'm disfigured, I won't be able to marry in the future, I might as well die. "Chicken nest headache crying.

"Does it hurt?" asked the exploding head.

"Hey, why doesn't it hurt?" the head of the chicken nest only cried, not knowing when his face no longer hurts, and when he touched the wound on his face, it seemed that it had begun to scab.

In the mist, the two of them felt like they were driving through the clouds, their whole body was comfortable, the heat around them was gone, and they only felt a cool and moisturizing body, just like a bottle of cold beer poured into their throats on a hot day, it was so comfortable, just like the long-dried land was moistened by the spring rain, it was so refreshing. Every cell in the body seems to go crazy, as if it has met the best food in the world and greedily absorbs it. The exploding head was lost, he had never been so excited, the feeling of eruption after hiding in the bed last night was probably similar to this; the head of the chicken nest was intoxicated, she had never encountered such a wonderful enjoyment, and the comfort after rushing into the toilet and bombing indiscriminately just now was far worse than this.

In fact, the explosion head and the chicken nest head don't know, the diffuse mist is aura, although the two of them don't know what to cultivate, but because the aura is too strong, they passively accept some aura washing, so the wounds on the head of the chicken nest will scab over in a short period of time, and the two of them will have that feeling of wanting to die. And the reason why the copper pot was smashed by them was also because the copper pot was too old, and the spirit stones inlaid on the formation had been exhausted and weathered, and the formation had been somewhat damaged. When I was at the Cultural Relics Bureau, the researchers only tried to open it by conventional means, and did not conduct destructive experiments, so they were smashed by a common stone at the head of the chicken nest.

The fog became thinner and thinner, slowly drifting into the air, and the explosion head and the chicken nest head woke up from their intoxicated state, only feeling that their ears and eyes were clear, and their bodies were full of strength.

"Wow, ** little handsome guy!"

The eyes of the head of the chicken nest were red, and the face of a nymphomaniac looked like a nymphomaniac, trembling all over, and he wanted to pounce forward when he had enough strength, but fortunately, the explosive head was quite rational and grabbed the head of the chicken nest.

It turned out that after the fog, a teenager appeared in the place of the copper can. This young man is only sixteen or seventeen years old, with a round face, big eyes slightly closed, two thick eyebrows just right, the corners of his mouth that seem to be smiling but not smiling, and a dimple on the left side of his face is cute. Long hair is tied in a bun and wrapped around the head, which is very ancient charm. Looking down, the skin on the body is smooth, the lines are clear, and the slight muscles are just right, neither the weakness of the bamboo pole man, nor the tyranny of the muscular man. With the legs crossed and the soles of the feet facing up, the thumbs and forefingers of both hands pinched slightly, and the palms facing up on the two knees, it seems to be a Taoist meditation posture. It's just that it's all naked, if it weren't for some pieces of clothing piled up between the legs, this ** would have walked more thoroughly.

"Boss, it's a handsome little guy. "The head of the chicken nest still wants to pounce up.

The exploding head slapped the back of the head of the chicken nest and said, "Calm down, don't you think it's strange?"

The red eyes of the chicken nest weakened a little, touched the back of the aching head, and said, "Yes, why did a ** little handsome guy suddenly appear? It's really weird, could it be that it's a crossing? I remember watching an American blockbuster on the Internet two years ago, called "The Terminator", when it appeared, it was an American naked man who was struck out by thunder, and now this way of appearing is completely Chinese, is this the Chinese version of "The Terminator"?"

Exploding Head admires the imagination of the chicken nest head, but what the chicken nest head said seems to have some truth. There were only two of them in the toilet just now, and this naked man only appeared after smashing the copper can, so it is very likely that this person came out of the copper can. But this is too outrageous, right, that small copper can actually hold a person? The explosion head is completely messy, and it is too testing the three views. From childhood to adulthood for 20 years, the explosive head has never been like today, encountering so many strange things, first a martial arts master competition, and now a small copper pot has become a living person, is the end of the world really coming?

"Boss, can I go up and touch it? ”

Although the head of the chicken nest calmed down a little, the charm of the handsome guy could not be stopped, and the head of the chicken nest still wanted to go up and take advantage of it. The head of the explosion was still in emotion, and he didn't take care of the head of the chicken nest, and the head of the chicken nest saw that the boss did not react, thinking that he agreed, so he bent over and trembled his hands, and was about to touch the chest of the handsome little guy.

At this moment, the ** little handsome guy suddenly opened his eyes and punched the head of the chicken nest in the face, the speed was no less than that of the martial arts masters just now. The head of the chicken nest was defenseless, and its body was raised backwards, and it fell on all fours. Fortunately, her body was slightly transformed by the aura just now, so she was not too seriously injured, but her disfigured face was disfigured again, and bright red blood flowed down her nose and into her mouth.

Can you also beat people? This is also a martial arts master. What happened on this day was too outrageous, the explosion head felt that his brain was no longer enough for the first time, what kind of world is this, the earth is getting more and more dangerous, let's go back to Mars. I didn't even want an electric car, the explosive head pulled up the chicken nest head, and rushed out of the women's toilet without looking back.