May Fourth Festival No Mistakes (Part II)

In the first two joints, Pan Mingshan and Li Yi did not play the next joint, which was a draw.

Pan Mingshan stabilized himself, walked to the window and pointed to a few fishing boats on Panyang Lake, shaking his head and about to chant the third couplet: "Two boats race, the speed of the oars is not as fast as the sail (Note 1)......"

"Needless to say, the trail can't be right" Before Pan Mingshan's uplink was finished, Li Yi unceremoniously interrupted him, this time Li Yi didn't bother to learn Pan Mingshan's movements, so he gave up directly.

"The kid is too deceitful...... over there" Over there, Xie Mingrong and Xiao Mingqi "brushed" and drew their swords, pointed at Li Yi and shouted, Xie Mingrong and Xiao Mingqi also noticed something wrong at this time.

Li Yili didn't pay attention to Xie and Xiao, but turned his head to Jing Xuan, who was still reciting the scriptures, and said, "Master, do you say that Xiaodao is too deceitful?"

"Huh?" Jing Xuan's face was still flushed, obviously not fully recovered, and he was stunned before frowning and saying slowly: "It is said that Pan Gongzi competed with Li Daoyou, and Li Daoyou could abstain, but the Buddha said ......"

"That's right, Mrs. Jing Xuan also said that Xiaodao can abstain. As soon as Li Yi heard that Jing Xuan was about to say "the Buddha said" again, he felt that his head was too big, so he hurriedly took over the conversation and said to Zhang Mingben, who had been sitting silently: "Does Zhang Gongzi think so?"

Jing Xuan has grown so big, it is the first time that someone has robbed her like this, she didn't say it, she didn't say it, she didn't say it, her small mouth was slightly open, and her pretty face flushed again because of what the Buddha said in her stomach.

Li Daoyou's knowledge and cultivation are all the best choices, but his temperament is still a little anxious...... Jing Xuan thought faintly.

A hint of fierceness flashed in Zhang Mingben's eyes, and he tried to keep his language from anger: "In that case, please ask Li Gongzi to come out of the third couplet." ”

"That is, in the competition in the world, there are only those who don't let people win, where is there anything that doesn't let people lose?" Li Yide was unforgiving, and sneered at Xie Mingrong and Xiao Mingqi.

Li Yi was thinking about which one to come up with, and at this time, the two monks who were guarding the sixth floor shouted at Xiao Er: "Xiao Er, this tea has faded out of a bird, come and try a few pots of spirits with the Buddha." ”

Li Yi secretly said, clapped his hands and groaned: "Ice cold wine, a little water, two water、... Water. (Note 2)

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"You have already come up with three questions in a row, this question should be Xiaodao's turn" Not surprisingly, the people of Bailudong Academy couldn't answer the third couplet, Pan Mingshan stubbornly wanted to come out of the fourth couplet, but Li Yi stood up and said: "Today, we will try to compete in the Tengwang Pavilion, and the trail will use this Tengwang Pavilion to come out of this Shanglian." ”

After that, Li Yi didn't care whether the people of Bailudong Academy agreed or not, he only let out a clear whistle, and the beat on his hand, and chanted loudly: "What is Sige? Prince An's first preface is magnificent, Han Changli is unique, Su Dongpo is eloquent, Tang Hairuo dreams of peony, poetry, Confucianism, Zongye, opera, and rhyme have been passed down for thousands of years, but Luoxia is lonely" (Note 3)

This couplet is not absolute, but it is done in one go, majestic, and recited from Li Yi's mouth, as if the Tengwang Pavilion has been flowing for thousands of years, and it is more difficult to meet the straight than to ascend to the sky.

With a "bang", Pan Mingshan was startled, the teacup in his hand had fallen to the ground, splashing the tea everywhere, wetting Pan Mingshan's trouser legs, but Pan Mingshan didn't move, muttering in his mouth: "How is it possible, how can it be ......"

Pan Mingshan finally understood, but it was really difficult to accept it for a while.

Although Pan Mingshan still has a couplet that has not yet been released, it seems that it is no longer necessary, and the faces of several people in the White Deer Cave Academy are dead.

Zhang Mingben sat there motionless, but his heart was already like boiling water: this time, the master sent himself to lead a few juniors down the mountain, not only did the matter not be done, but he also had to lose such a big dough, how could he get a bad deal when he went back? No, he must not stop there

Zhang Mingben had a gloomy face and slowly stood up

Hmph, do you want to admit it if you lose? Li Yi had already noticed Zhang Mingben, and he sneered in his heart and was only secretly vigilant

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"Wow, it's so lively, what are you doing?" Seeing that the war was about to break out, a sudden delicate and sweet voice came, but seeing a girl wearing a pink skirt, holding a bright yellow cute puppy imprinted into everyone's eyes, the girl's eyes and teeth were bright, and her skin was better than snow.

Who else is it not Su Mei?

Su Mei walked up, Qiu Bo was charming, and it spread over everyone's faces, and everyone in the White Deer Cave Academy inadvertently straightened their waists, wanting to keep their eyes as straight as possible, but they subconsciously followed Su Mei's eyes.

Su Mei's eyes were fixed on Jing Xuan, and after a good look, Jing Xuan was an outsider, and she didn't care much about her appearance, but when she saw Su Mei, she also praised it in her heart:

Isn't this girl the sister of Li Daoyou in the mouth of Uncle Huikong?

Su Mei is the incarnation of the nine-tailed spirit fox, and she has always been conceited, but at this moment, she can't seem to find a flaw on Jing Xuan's face, and she can't help but be a little frustrated, and only after a long time did she take her eyes off Jing Xuan's face, staring at Li Yi fiercely, and snorted coldly

It turned out that Su Mei was watching the excitement on the street alone, and she was so happy that she forgot to return, and it took a long time to remember that Li Yi was gone, and hurriedly took Xiaobai to look for it, Xiaobai and Li Yi are connected by blood, and it is easy to find.

Li Yi didn't wait for himself in place, he actually ran to Tengwang Pavilion so far away to see the scenery alone, and ran to Tengwang Pavilion to see the scenery, there was actually a girl by his side, and what was even more annoying was that this girl was still such a beautiful nun.

Su Mei got angry when she thought about it, she didn't see Li Yi's gaze, and twisted her head aside, but Xiaobai, when she saw Li Yi, her eyes were excited, as if she wanted to throw herself into Li Yi's arms, but she seemed to notice Su Mei's unhappiness, hesitated to jump off Su Mei's arms, and looked at Li Yi with wide eyes and grievances.

Li Yi couldn't help but sigh: It's still our little white who hurts

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Seeing this situation, Zhang Mingben's thoughts suddenly turned quickly: This new girl is not very good at dealing with Li Yi Jingxuan, otherwise how could she have such an expression when she sees the two of them? In this case, you can make good use of it, after all, Pan Mingshan lost to Li Yi in front of everyone, and if he forcibly denies it, his reputation will be hindered after all.

Zhang Mingben made up his mind, so he stood up and saluted Su Mei and said, "Zhang Mingben in the Lower White Deer Cave Academy, I have seen the girl with three junior brothers......

"Wow" "Wow" Zhang Ming was trying to play the charm of his famous children, and suddenly two roars sounded, although the sound was not loud, but it shook the eardrums and bulged, as if going straight to the depths of the soul, to throb the blood all over the body, Zhang Ming Ben was startled, instinctively looked back and quickly retreated a step, "brush" to draw out the sword to protect the whole body.

Naturally, Zhang Mingben couldn't say many of the following words.

When Zhang Mingben came to his senses, he realized that these two roars were made by the puppy in Su Mei's arms, what kind of puppy is this, and the barking is so terrifying? Zhang Mingben looked at Xiaobai suspiciously, but saw Xiaobai squatting leisurely in Su Mei's arms, half-smiling his eyes as if he was laughing at Zhang Mingben.

was shocked by a puppy like this, or in front of the two stunning beauties, Zhang Mingben also felt very ashamed, took back the sword, and laughed at Su Mei with self-deprecation: "This puppy in the girl's arms is really mighty, and the voice is as straight as a tiger roaring in the forest...... "I secretly swore in my heart: Where did the hateful puppy come from, let you scare this son, one day you will stew."

Zhang Mingben was deflated in front of Xiaobai, Li Yi was very happy, and quietly threw an appreciative look at Xiaobai, Xiaobai was encouraged by Li Yi, and felt even more satisfied, a little tail was almost thrown into the sky.

Unexpectedly, the interaction between Li Yi and Xiaobai was seen by Su Mei, Su Mei patted Xiaobai's head with a "snap", and scolded: "What are you kid screaming about, driving Ming'er to leave you alone on the street and run alone, see if you still have to sè?"

This clearly refers to Sang scolding Huai and reversing black and white Li Yi sweated profusely in his heart: Mei'er, you left me alone on the street and ran alone, okay?

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Su Mei Bingxue is smart, but when she went upstairs, she noticed the dispute between the people of the White Deer Cave Academy and Li Yi, the nine-tailed fox was clear and exquisite, and it was clear at a glance who won and who lost between the two, and at this time, seeing Zhang Mingben talking to her, Su Mei suddenly rolled her eyes.

Su Mei hugged Xiaobai, walked to Zhang Ming and returned the salute, and said with clear lips: "Xiaobai has never seen anything in the world, which frightened the son, and I hope that the son will not be as knowledgeable as Xiaobai." ”

It took a long time for Zhang Ming to come back to her senses, and Su Mei was referring to the little yellow dog in her arms...... That's the ...... name What does it mean to have the same knowledge as Xiaobai, the dignified big disciple of the White Deer Cave Academy and a puppy to be more knowledgeable?

Zhang Mingben's eyes almost didn't have a gold star, but Su Mei took the initiative to come over to greet him, which still made Zhang Mingben very useful, Zhang Mingben waved his hand freely, and forced himself to laugh and said: "It's a trivial matter, the girl is polite"

"By the way, Zhang Gongzi, when the little girl went upstairs, she saw that the little Taoist priest was very arrogant, but she didn't know what happened?" Su Mei swept Li Yi with cold eyes, and muttered: "In broad daylight, the Taoist priest actually got to the same table with the nun, which is really the trend of the world."

Zhang Mingben heard Su Mei's words, and his heart confirmed his speculation even more. The so-called enemy of the enemy is his friend, and it is necessary to form a united front, Zhang Mingben showed a look of embarrassment, sighed and said: "I just competed with that little Taoist priest in Xia Pan."

"How can this be reasonable, it is really arrogant, a little Taoist priest dared to challenge the students of the world-famous White Deer Cave Academy, and the little Taoist priest really ate the courage of the ambitious leopard. Su Mei looked incredulous: "Zhang Gongzi, you must have beaten that little Taoist priest to the ground." ”

Rao is the prince of the White Deer Cave Academy originally made a plan not to admit defeat, or was he ashamed of Su Mei's words...... If we kill Li Yi to the ground, where is there so much trouble?

"This ......" Zhang Mingben carefully worded, although the girl in front of her was beautiful, her temperament seemed to be a little impulsive, it was necessary to arouse her sympathy, and it was best to let her fight with the little Taoist priest quickly.

In that case, maybe you can be a hero and save the United States?

"Little Taoist, if you don't measure yourself, how can you still lose and not admit that you are so tasteless, it is really embarrassing" Although Zhang Ming had only said two words, Su Mei couldn't hold back and was about to fight, and slammed the table and stood up.

With a "snap", it happened that a plate of mandarin fish on the table was shaken by Su Mei and fell to Pan Mingshan who was standing next to him.

Su Mei didn't seem to realize it, Qianqianyu made a move, and a seven-color practice appeared, Su Mei pointed at Li Yi with a seven-color practice, and shouted: "Zhang Gongzi is a humble gentleman, I won't pursue it with you, but the little woman will not let you go." ”

As she spoke, Su Mei winked mischievously at Li Yi.

Pan Mingshan was splashed with mandarin fish soup for no reason, so he was not angry, but Su Mei was helping herself to deal with Li Yi now, and she couldn't have a seizure, so Pan Mingshan had to grit her teeth and suffer this unwarranted disaster.

The soup was attached to the clothes, wiped for a long time and had no effect, in desperation, Pan Mingshan took off his clothes, and then wore it on his body after going downstairs to find a place to wash it, and now the weather is quite hot, Pan Mingshan has a thin undershirt inside, almost no different from being shirtless.

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Su Mei's love changed so fast that Li Yi couldn't keep up.

Belch...... Is Su Mei too involved in her performance, she directed and acted by herself there, and read all the scripts, and now she is practicing against herself with seven colors, where is there still room for her to play?

"There is no Amitabha Buddha in the south, the girl still asks for anger, and allows the poor nun to say a few words. Just when Li Yi was embarrassed, a natural voice sounded in his ears, and Jing Xuan spoke: "The poor nun is Jingxuan of Putuo Mountain, and the couplet competition between Li Daoyou and Pan Gongzi is fortunate to be able to watch." ”

Jing Xuan thought that Su Mei was Li Yi's junior sister, but after listening to Su Mei's words, she hesitated a little, where in the world did a junior sister say this about her senior brother?

The miscellaneous things between Li Yi and Su Mei, Jing Xuan naturally didn't know.

Jing Xuan said secretly, no matter what the relationship between this girl and Li Yi is, if Li Yi is misunderstood because of the couplet, he should stand up and say a fair word for Li Yi, after all, he also called Li Yi "friends with words" at the beginning.

"Putuo Mountain Jingxuan, you are the nephew of Monk Huikong?" Su Mei was stunned, no wonder Li Yi would sit with her.

Thinking about it like this, Su Mei was a little embarrassed to come, and peeked at Li Yi, but saw Li Yi looking at herself with a smile, as if she had seen through her little trick, and two red clouds floated on Su Mei's cheeks.

This little Taoist priest is really hateful

Jing Xuan told Su Mei in detail about the couplet between Li Yi and Pan Mingshan, and at the end of the day, she did not forget to plead with Pan Mingshan: "Li Daoyou, Buddha Changyun and I should have great forgiveness, great tolerance, and great compassion......

"How can this work? Senior brother has endured that Pan Mingshan before, and now it is the time to beat the water dog, how can it be that nothing has happened?" Hearing Jing Xuan's plea, Li Yi hadn't said anything yet, and Su Mei had already shouted.

Senior brother, this girl who came up later turned out to be the little Taoist junior sister, and everyone in the White Deer Cave Academy was dumbfounded, and their faces were like a rainbow.

The two brothers and sisters of, if you don't play with people like this, Zhang Mingben's heart beat violently, his head turned black, and he almost couldn't breathe down.

"Zhang Gongzi, next time you want to calculate people, you have to see the object clearly" Seeing the wolf appearance of Zhang Mingben and others, Su Mei was so embarrassed, she walked to Li Yi's side and was about to show off her excellent acting skills, when her complexion suddenly changed, and she shouted: "Pan Mingshan thief, where to escape?"

Before the words fell, Su Meiyu raised her hand, flicked her ten fingers, and saw the seven-colored practice fly out and go straight towards Pan Mingshan.

It turned out that Pan Mingshan saw that things were not good, so he wanted to sneak away quietly when everyone was not paying attention, but was unexpectedly discovered by Su Mei. Su Mei has been waiting for Pan Mingshan to strip naked and jump into the lake, can she not pay attention to him?

Seeing that Cailian was about to fly to his side, Pan Mingshan hurriedly lifted the sword and slashed towards Cailian in a panic, but heard a "hum" sound, Cailian actually bounced Pan Mingshan's sword directly away, Pan Mingshan was panicked, and shouted again and again: "Senior brother save me, senior brother save me" He stumbled and fell to the ground.

Zhang Ming saw Su Mei's move, not angry but happy, if today's matter is just a war of words, even if he fights for Old Master Confucius, he will be at a loss, and now Su Mei has made a move, just to muddy this qiΔ“.

Hmph, I was played by these two brothers and sisters today, and I was miserable, and I will have to repay them several times later.

Zhang Mingben shouted: "The demon girl Hugh hurts my junior brother" pulled out the sword in his hand and looked at Su Mei and stabbed away.

"Do you want to come to martial arts if you can't succeed? Such a son, if the old master Confucius knows under the spring, I am afraid that he will be so ashamed that he will jump out of the Surabaya cemetery in the north of Qufu City and shout unfilial piety. Li Yizao noticed Zhang Ming's movements, although he was talking in his mouth, his hand movements were not slow at all: "Disease"

The iron sword "Peng" flew into the air, emitting a faint black light, heading towards Zhang Mingben's sword.

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Thank you for watching the monthly ticket with the 9.0 Zero γƒ… Soul Dao Friend, so that the Buddha didn't get a duck egg last month

If nothing else, there will be more than 5,000 words a day this month, uh...... It seems that everyone can't believe in the character of the Buddha

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Note 1: The speed of the two boats is not as fast as the sail (Lu Su) is not as fast as the sail (Fan Xu);

Note 2: The traditional Chinese character of "ice" is "氷" and "point water", and this couplet has the following link, which is: lilac, 1000 characters, 10000 characters, 10,000 characters (the traditional Chinese "10,000" character is written as "萬"). There is a romantic and poignant love story behind this couplet, which can be checked online by Taoist friends.

Note 3: This link is an imitation of Yueyang Loulian, and Yueyang Loulian is as follows:

On the first floor, He Qidu Shaoling's five-word swan song, Fan Xiwen's two words are about love, Teng Zijing is full of waste, Lu Chunyang will be drunk after three passes, and the ancients have not been seen before, which makes me cry;

Jun try to see: Dongting Lake South Pole Xiaoxiang, Yangtze River North Tongwu Gorge, Baling Mountain West is refreshing, Yuezhou City East Yanjiang, Pooler, Flow, Confrontation, Town, there is a true meaning in this, who understands it?

This link also has the following link, which is:

The first floor is very: Nanpu Yunchaofei Painting Building, Xishan Rain and Dusk Bead Curtain, North Palace Threshold Distant Yangtze River, East Lizhou Sound Broken Goose Array, Miao, Meng, Ling, You, Radiant Ancient and Modern, Only this autumn water is long. V