Liufu, the huge five-fold pavilion with flying eaves stands quietly on the shore of the artificial lake, and in an embroidery pavilion full of daughter's fragrance upstairs, a girl in a warm yellow dress is standing in front of the desk, staring at the two words of the flying dragon and painting the phoenix on the table with her eyes shining......

This masterpiece has already spread throughout Daqin, from dignitaries to ordinary people have learned about this poem through various channels, coupled with the admiration of some talented people and talented women, this poem has been pushed to an unprecedented height, therefore, "I love a stick" has almost become the idol of all the girls in Daqin. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Of course, the girl in front of her is no exception.

At this moment, the red-robed old woman Sai Tianxian walked in with the brewed tea, and when she saw the girl's eyes shining like pearls, she immediately said dissatisfiedly, "Miss, is that 'I love a stick' really so talented? Isn't it just a poem!

Liu Qianjiao looked up at the old woman, shook her head, and opened her mouth to say, "Laugh." ”

Putting the tea set on the table, the old woman nodded in understanding: "Everything is under control, Li Xiao has become the top of the Tianlu Academy, our people have been arranged, let him lose face at the 'top banquet' tonight, at that time, the academy will expel him, and no academy in the entire capital will accept him after that, after all, the worst academies in the capital have expelled him, and other academies will definitely not accept him ......again!

Liu Qianjiao shook her head again, and spat out a word from her mouth, "Wait." Then he grabbed a blank piece of paper on the table and handed it to the old woman.

"Isn't this Li Xiao's test paper?" The old woman took the white paper in confusion and glanced down, and saw the word "Li Xiao" in the lower right corner, and without saying a word, she crumpled the paper into a ball, grinded her teeth and chiseled: "I didn't bring paper when I just went to the toilet, and now I can vent his test paper!"

"Wrong!" Liu Qianjiao hurriedly snatched the test paper from the old woman's hand, glanced at her, opened the crumpled paper, pointed to a few lines of handwriting on it and said, "Look." ”

"What's so nice about this paper?" the old woman looked down at the words on the test paper in confusion, and suddenly, her face changed greatly, and she pointed to the handwriting tremblingly and stammered: "This ...... This scroll ......" looked up at the girl in shock, and she said, "The ink is not dry, and it must be unpleasant to wipe the buttocks." ”

Looking at Liu Qianjiao gratefully, she was moved: "Thank you Miss for reminding me, otherwise the old body will suffer, but the old body doesn't mind giving it a try with this novel trick." ”

Liu Qianjiao shook her head vigorously, pointed to the words written by Li Xiao again, and said, "Look!"

"Look?" the old woman was confused, what did the young lady want to see for herself?

Lowered her head and opened her eyes to carefully review the test paper, and suddenly the old woman froze, raised her head and said in surprise: "Miss! There is a problem with this paper!" Seeing Liu Qianjiao nodding her head, she lowered her head and stared at the test paper seriously: "The paper is so rough, it must be unpleasant to wipe your buttocks, but ......" Liu Qianjiao, who was stunned, squinted, she grinned: "But the old body doesn't mind! The old body likes this kind of rough paper!"

Liu Qianjiao was stunned for a while, picked up the pen and wrote "Look at Li Xiao's poem" on a blank piece of paper, and then held it up and put it in front of the old woman.

"Look at Li Xiao's poems?" The old woman suddenly brightened, lowered her head and looked at the words on the test paper again, and muttered on her mouth: "Last night's stars and last night's wind, the west side of the painting building......, Guitang East; Seeing this, the old woman said thoughtfully: "It turns out that there is a hole under this word, but I don't mind! No matter how many holes there are, I will pretend not to see it." ”

Liu Qianjiao was completely speechless, she didn't say much, she took a pen and wrote Li Xiaozuo's broken poem on paper, read it silently many times, and said in her heart: If this residual poem is completed, it may not be much inferior to the poem of 'a stick', what are the last two sentences?"

After thinking for a long time, she wrote on the paper, "Laugh, live." He handed it to the old woman, and then said, "Cards!"

"Miss......" the old woman showed a look of embarrassment on her face, "Miss, I have sent people to find thirteen-rank masters to help you repair the damaged jade plate, but since we came here, the highest one we have seen is only the peak of the ninth grade, and it may be difficult to find the thirteenth-grade master." ”

"Find!" Liu Qianjiao said a word firmly, and then stretched out her hand and said, "Card!"

The old woman sighed, reluctantly took out her jade card from her arms and handed it to Liu Qianjiao, and then watched her click on the jade card, find the personal information of "I love a stick", frowning and gritting her teeth, "Add as a friend." ”

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On the other side, outside the western suburbs of the capital, the spacious road is surrounded by ordinary people and teachers and students of the major academies, and the five major academies in the capital almost at the same time to end the entrance test and select the top of each college, they will ride a tall horse to meet the cheers of the people, and circle the city three times to show the supreme glory.

"Look! Lu Yan, the leader of Tianxing Academy, Lu Gongzi has come out!" With an exclamation, everyone's eyes focused on the young boy at the end of the road who was riding a snow-colored treasure horse, dressed in a blue silk brocade robe, and with a big red flower on his chest, and as soon as he appeared, he caused countless girls to scream and shout frantically.

"Ah! Zhao Gongzi from Mingde Academy is also here!"

"That's Tao Gongzi of Yingtian Academy! so handsome!"

The top of the academies rode across this "Avenue of Stars" under the enthusiastic cheers of the people, countless girls screamed, flowers flew, and the supreme glory of the top students was embellished.

At this moment, at the end of the road, a young man dressed in white, with a jade crown on his head, holding a folding fan, walked slowly on a donkey, and waved enthusiastically to the surrounding people with a smile.

"Huh, who is this, how did you come out on a donkey?" A light suspicion caused everyone to look sideways at Li Xiao.

"He's the top of Tianlu Academy, Li Xiao!, that scumbag who caused us to lose a lot of money!" said an academy student through gritted teeth.

"What! He's Li Xiao!" The scene suddenly cooled down, and then countless peels and eggs poured down on Li Xiao's head and face like a rain of arrows.

"I expected you to do this, but I'm well prepared. Quickly picking up the shield hanging on the donkey's belly and holding it in the air, Li Xiao galloped the donkey in embarrassment, and disappeared into the boulevard in a blink of an eye.

It's just that this matter doesn't seem to be over yet, a painter has already drawn his embarrassed appearance, and after system scanning, it has been transmitted to major groups, titled "The top of the list of Tianlu Academy molested women from good families and caused public anger." ”

"The leader of the list rode a donkey and hit people and was besieged by the crowd. ”

"The top of the list stole a donkey and wanted to slaughter the belly, and was chased and beaten by the people. ”

Li Bangshou held a shield and beat the little donkey, but was chased and stopped by everyone. ”

For a while, various titles went viral in the group, and Li Xiao, one of the villains of the four great gentlemen in Beijing, immediately became the target of public criticism.

Li Xiao, who was galloping on a donkey, received a call request from his cousin Chen Feng as soon as he came out of the woods, and after hearing him say that something big had happened, he took out the jade card with a puzzled face and looked at the only two groups that existed, one was the Daqin Poetry Friends group, and the other was the "Heavenly Melody" group added from the nearby group when Zhao Li'er was trapped on the roof of the building last time.

The poetry friend group can't be clicked in for the time being, he can be sure that a large number of temporary conversations have accumulated in that group, once clicked, all pop up and I'm afraid it will have to be deleted for a long time, so he chose to enter the "Heavenly Melody" group, diving here, as long as it doesn't bubble, no one knows the existence of "I love a stick".

Click on the heavenly melody group, and the dialogue interface did not pop up on the jade plate, but two question and answer questions popped up, the first question is: Please compose a majestic, golden iron horse, thrilling killing song.

Time was pressing, and Li Xiao hurriedly filled in the tune of "Ambush on All Sides".

Question 2: Please use the guzheng to compose a killing battle song.

This question is more difficult, both for the killing war song, that is, you can use musical instruments with internal force to kill invisible songs, if you put the above "Ambush on All Sides" into this question and answer question, it is the best, but Li smiled and hurriedly checked the group information, so he filled in half of the "General Order" and directly clicked submit, and then checked the chat information.

"Li Xiao, the top of Tianlu Academy, held a shield to abuse the donkey, causing public anger!" Seeing this title posted in the group, Li Xiao's face suddenly turned green, he held the shield to defend against the crowd's attacks, why did it become a donkey abuse when he got here?

Glancing at the countless condemnation words in the group, Li Xiao reluctantly put away the jade card, now even if he explains, I am afraid that it will be darker and darker, so let's wait for the opportunity to change his image in the future, however, the upcoming "top banquet" may be the first step in his transformation.

Not long after Li Xiao filled in the two scores, the heavenly melody group immediately exploded, and the entire group that was originally talking about Li Xiao became quiet, and everyone looked at the completed question and answer questions in shock, these two questions have stumped the people in the group for more than ten years, although some people barely completed the first question, but absolutely no one can complete the second question, not even the great Confucian of the world.

War songs are not something that can be composed casually, it requires great opportunities and extraordinary talent to learn.

"I love a stick!" it turned out to be his answer!" There was silence for a long time, and finally a message was sent out in the group.

"I love a stick, this is going against the sky! Don't talk about the genius of martial arts, the poems he wrote are also heirloom poems, and now even the rhythm is a war song of the past and the present, which still makes people not live!"

"Divine Comedy! I love a stick, and I actually composed two war songs! Although the latter part is only half completed, it is also admirable like this! A stick, he ...... Is he really still human!"

The heavenly melody group turned upside down, and Zhao Li'er, as one of the group leaders, was standing in the boudoir on the fifth floor of Tianyin Fang looking out of the window, with unconcealed sadness between her eyebrows.

"Little ...... Miss! Oh no!" came the maid's voice eagerly from outside the door, and then a woman in a long emerald green dress hurriedly pushed the door in, and shouted anxiously, "Oh no! Miss......! I love a stick for him...... He ......"