"Here comes tea!"

Xiao Er, a child in the teahouse, interrupted the horse helmsman's thoughts with a long-lost shout.

It turned out that just when everyone watched the big drama starring Biluo Sanshu and the ghost arithmetic Taoist, and Ma Xingzhou made a forced cameo, and expressed their feelings after watching it, the teahouse had already replenished the water and boiled the tea!

The little second brother brewed tea on each table, and for a while, the teahouse was full of tea fragrance, which was pleasant!

Ma Xingzhou is really not interested in tea, but he can also smell the fragrance and endless aftertaste, and secretly sigh that there is such good tea in this inconspicuous place!

At this time, an old man's voice came from the door of the teahouse: "Little second brother, come to two bowls of tea!"

Ma Xingzhou turned his head to see that it was indeed a seventy-year-old man holding a boy who looked less than ten years old.

One old and one young are all coarse cloth clothes, and they are dusty.

The boy was suffering from some kind of wind-phobia, and his head was covered with strips of gauze, and only his two eyes were exposed.

"Yo, you're here at the right time, you haven't had tea for half a moment in the morning, so please come in!" Xiao Er saw that there were guests again, and beckoned them into the store.

The old man handed over ten cents and said, "No need, there are many people inside, so we will leave after drinking at the door!"

The little second brother was too lazy to bother to find a place for them, so he said, "Come on, then you wait, I'll make you tea!"

The old man took a child, and said that he would leave after drinking tea, and no one in the teahouse seemed to recognize them, and everyone and Ma Xingzhou felt that they were really passing by, not "people in the same way"!

After giving Ma Xingzhou tea on the table, Xiao Er brought two bowls of tea to the old and the young at the door.

Ma Xingzhou wondered how the gauze on the child's head was so tightly wound, but how to drink the tea in the bowl, so he smelled the tea in his cup and looked at the door.

I saw the boy take the tea bowl handed by the old man with one hand and bring it to his mouth, and with the other hand he lifted the lower edge of the gauze strip that covered his mouth......

Oh, that's how it was drunk!

Ma Xingzhou was about to turn around and drink tea, but he saw that the boy's bowl stopped drinking when it came to his mouth, and not only that, but he also grabbed the arm of the old man who was putting the tea bowl into his mouth!

Then the old man put his tea bowl on the ground next to the door of the teahouse, and turned to leave......

Ma Xingzhou suddenly had a bad premonition, and felt more and more that something was wrong!

"This tea is so fragrant! Come on, Brother Ma, let's replace wine with tea!"

"Yes, helmsman, please!"

Huang Sheng and Xu Xianke said that they both invited Ma Xingzhou with teacups and sent them to their mouths.

Ma Xingzhou grabbed Huang Sheng with one hand, and stretched out his other hand to Xu Xianke, shouting, "Don't drink!"

The master of Xu Dong, who had not swallowed the tea as soon as he entered the mouth, immediately squirted out all the tea with a "poof", and he didn't have time to choose a suitable direction, and sprayed one of his disciples all over his face!!

The scene of the old man and the young who abandoned the tea and didn't drink it just now, except for Ma Xingzhou, was also seen by a few cautious and clever people, but in addition to not drinking it themselves and reminding their companions not to drink, they did not make such a statement as Ma Xingzhou, such as the blood bamboo swordsman Jiang Weishan.

The helmsman drank this, and the teahouses were still holding teacups, and they instinctively put the teacups down, only to hear a crackling and crisp sound, but after the crisp sound, there was a dead silence!

Everyone's bodies were stiff, looking at each other, looking at each other with extremely nervous expressions!

And those who have already eaten the tea are full of horror in their eyes, such as Ma Xingzhou's table, the two disciples of Xu Xianke.

These two people have been waiting for a long time, and their mouths are really dry, and they were a little hungry when the tea came up, so they didn't care about the etiquette, and drank it cleanly, but fortunately, Master Xu Xianke just glared at them, but he didn't expect to fall into the current situation!

These people who have already drunk the tea are all stunned, and the others don't know how to look good!

"Spit it out!"

Fortunately, the horse helmsman woke up the dreamer with a word, and Xu Xianke was also busy shouting: "Yes, yes, yes!

So those brothers who had just drunk tea immediately took action, in order to vomit the tea, it can be said that they have their own magical powers!

The simplest, direct, rough and ugly thing is to pick the throat, which is so loud that it is screaming and salivaing, but it is effective, and the tea in many people's stomachs flows out smoothly.

But there are also those who can't vomit after a long time, I don't know if they can't do it, or they can't do it.

So he went another way, changed to the lower abdomen squeezing method, pressed the stomach and abdomen with two hands, opened his mouth and gagged, so it was not enjoyable, so he lay himself on the bench, and called his companion to press his back, the companion did it to no avail, and in a hurry, he pulled it up, and hit the stomach with two old punches, plus three knees on the top of the head, and finally vomited.

This method has also been imitated, and there are many people who successfully vomit, and of course, there are also people who have the wrong part of the body and cause the fart to flow and urine.

In addition, there are also ingenious and new ways, and they even picked up the big top under their heads and feet, so that the tea regurgitated and vomited.

But the most elegant, the most advanced, or those masters of the house, they or sit in danger, or meditate cross-legged, or Siping horses, hands walk in a square circle, the work of the dantian, the internal force from the bottom to the top, from the Shenque to the giant que, through the purple palace through the sky, and finally break the spring out, is to force the tea in the belly out of the internal force, shoot out of the mouth water arrows, it is a bit spectacular......

However, no matter whether it looks good or not, the taste in this teahouse at this moment can be imagined, it is indescribably sour!

With the sound of vomiting one after another, people who didn't drink the tea were also nauseous and nauseated.

The owner of the teahouse and his fellow stood to the side like wooden men in a daze, not knowing what was going on, only that after the stout man shouted "Don't drink", the whole room began to vomit out the tea!

Although they felt sorry for the hygiene of their shop, they didn't dare to go up to stop these uncles with knives and swords, so they could only watch them build!

But I can't help but mutter, what are you doing? It's like the tea in our teahouse is poisonous......

Is it poisoned? This is impossible!

After about half an inch of incense time passed, everyone had vomited almost all of them, but they were still a little out of breath and exhausted.

The owner of the teahouse stepped forward, bowed to the people around him, and asked worriedly: "Everyone, everyone, the little one is the shopkeeper here, and the hospitality is not good, and I ask you to take care of it, but I don't know if the tea is not in taste, or is there a ...... Another question?"

I didn't want him to ask this question, but it instantly reminded everyone, and immediately attracted hatred, and almost at the same time, eighteen kinds of weapons such as swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, hooks, and forks were all put on the body of the teahouse owner.