Lord Su is a good official, not only the people of Chaoge said this, but Zhou Tianzi also said this, maybe even the gods of the Nine Heavens thought so. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

However, Su Ji, who is a son, disagrees.

As a person who can't live to be seventeen years old, he is used to opening one eye and closing one eye on many things, but whenever he sees the plaque of "Virtue and Blessing" outside the house, he still can't help but spit on it!

As the saying goes, if there is no wind and no waves, there must be a reason for everything. The reason why Su Ji hated his father was because he had heard the verdict of a barefoot Taoist priest:

"Master Su ordered Qing Ling, his dead wife Kezi, his sons will not live to be seventeen years old!"

That day coincided with the loss of Su Ji's mother, and the nurse wanted to tell her fortune and say an auspicious word, but she never wanted to be discouraged. She didn't even ask what the "Qingling" mentioned in the verdict was, and directly ordered Jiading to drive the barefoot Taoist priest out of Chaoge.

Su Ji was only five years old at the time, and she was so frightened that she cried for three days. Although he didn't know what Qing Ling was, he was still convinced of his death, because the barefoot Taoist priest's sentence was not groundless, and his two brothers did indeed only live to the last night of their sixteenth birthday!

The eldest brother Su Bo, who hangs the pot to help the world, likes to save people, and is known as "Hades";

The second brother, Su Zhong, crisscrossed the battlefield, liked to kill, and was known as "Saiyan Luo".

Maybe anyone who has something to do with Hades will not have a long life. Yama died of illness while treating the plague, and Saiyan died while accompanying Zhou Tianzi in his crusade against the Rong tribe.

The two of them responded to the old saying: "Those who practice medicine cannot heal themselves, and those who practice the sword die by the sword." ”

Fortunately, Sai Yan Luo and Hades are not real Hades, but Su Ji is a living Hades to the people of Chaoge. The good deeds done by the two brothers during their lives combined are not as good as the troubles he did alone.

Su Ji has had the ability to never forget since he was a child, and his qualifications are better than those of his two brothers. But since listening to the verdict, he has determined not to follow the example of the two deceased brothers, neither to save people and help the world, nor to kill the enemy to serve the country.

After the age of five, he lived only for himself, only regarded drinking and making trouble as the joy of life, and his good youth wandered in the market, making friends with all kinds of three religions and nine streams, and lived until the age when his two brothers died. At this time, exactly two hundred and fifty years have passed since King Wu of Zhou destroyed Shang and Jiang Taigong became a god.

In the winter of that year, the evil gate of Chaoge Leng, and even the moat outside the city that had not frozen for a hundred years, were covered with a thick layer of ice.

On the occasion of Su Ji's sixteenth birthday, the ruffians wrapped themselves in padded jackets in a tavern to celebrate his birthday.

After everyone had eaten and drunk, a pervert named Hua Tu'er was late. As soon as he pushed the door, the cold wind howled in and blew on people's faces, hurting like a knife, and the cool air drilled into the cracks of their clothes like ice loaches.

The ruffians hurriedly pushed the door shut, and suddenly found that the iron rooster of the flower tumor had not come empty-handed today!

Seeing that he was holding a heavy wooden box in his frozen hand, the ruffians crowded over with curiosity. But no matter who asked, the flower tumor would never open the mysterious three-foot box.

At this time, there was a girl singing in the tavern.

Su Ji was immersed in the music, ignoring the flower tumor that entered the door. As today's birthday star, he is wearing a lotus-blue fox fur, twisting a bamboo chopstick, and hitting the edge of the bowl with the rhythm. Although the rhythm of the hand is the elegant and pure "Guan Ju Song", the lines hummed in the mouth are the vulgar and obscene "Eighteen".

The flower tumor on the side was itchy when she heard it, and she couldn't help but feel lust at the singing girl, but unfortunately she had no courage to instigate Su Ji:

"Brother Ji, I heard that you recently learned a secret technique in the house, called 'Picking Chrysanthemums under the South Mountain'! Why don't you show your hands and open your eyes to your brothers?"

As soon as the words fell, the ruffians on the side also whispered:

"Brother Ji, pick one!"

"Pick a wild chrysanthemum for the brothers!"

“......”

A sentence of vulgar and obscene words lifted Su Ji to the sky. He didn't have this plan, but because of the loss of face and the strength of the wine, he clasped his fists with both hands and agreed:

"Since you have sincerely pleaded, then this son is going to be merciful and ugly!"

The riffraff swallowed and smiled at each other.

Su Ji took advantage of the girl's turn, ran behind her, tucked the corners of her clothes unhurriedly, rolled up her sleeves, opened her five fingers, and showed a look to the ruffians, as if to say, brothers, look good, this son is going to start!

The ruffians understood and stood up and applauded desperately.

The singer was at a loss, thinking that the guests were listening to it with interest and singing more energetically, not noticing that a pair of dirty hands were reaching out to her behind her......

However, just as the ruffians were about to cheer, Su Ji's hands suddenly froze, and his eyes stared straight at the door!

The ruffians looked at each other, followed their eyes, and suddenly their hearts rippled, and their saliva flowed into the wine bowl......

Hua Tu'er rolled her eyes and found a little girl in a pothos shirt walking in the doorway, carrying a string of earthy yellow medicine bags.

As soon as she walked in, Su Ji's outstretched hand was like being stung by a bee, and quickly retracted it!

The eyes of the drinkers were all attracted by the girl, and even the singing girl couldn't help but look at the girl a few more times. I saw that the girl in the green shirt was expressionless, and put the medicine bag on the table of the shopkeeper......

Hua Tu'er recognized the green-shirted girl at a glance as the witch doctor of the "Hades Sorrowful Hall" - Lin Zi. The little girl is not very old, but her whole body is already full of moving beauty, and the singing girl is obviously much inferior to her.

It is said that Lin Zi always followed Su Ji like a little tail when she was a child, clamoring to be a bride. At that time, the little boys of the same age were quite complaining about the scene of this "little couple" chasing me.

Su Ji when he was a child incomprehensibly thought that Lin Zi was sticking to him because he wanted the magatama pendant around his neck. In order to get rid of the exclusion of his friends, he had no choice but to throw Magatama to Lin Zi and said:

"Take it away, stay away from me, and don't talk to me again! If you are obedient, maybe one day I will marry you as a bride if I am in a good mood." ”

Since then, Lin Zi has never said a word to him.

As he grew older, Lin became more and more slim. Su Ji often saw the young men queuing up at the gate of Hades' Hall of Sorrow without seeing a doctor, just to see her. Whenever he sees his childhood sweetheart who has become a generation of beauties, Su Ji always regrets his youth and ignorance, and today is no exception.

Su Ji sat back on the stool, poured down a glass of stuffy wine, and said to the ruffians:

"I forgot one thing just now. If you want to learn the secret art in the room, you must first meet one condition......"

"What conditions?" asked the riffraff, one by one, expectantly.

"If you want to learn how to pick flowers, you must first learn to spend money......

Before the word "checkout" was finished, the ruffians were all scared away, and only Hua Tu'er was left holding the wooden box in his hand, still sitting still.

Hua Tu'er poured Su Ji a glass of wine, smacked his tongue and said sarcastically:

"What is picking chrysanthemums under the South Mountain, I see Brother Ji, you are, this mountain looks at that mountain, and the ...... is high," he said, and glanced at Lin Zi with a squint.

Su Ji poked him the head and scolded: "I have you such a roundworm in my stomach! You don't want to help me, do your best to talk about the cold!"

The flower tumor was poked so painfully that her head hurt, but a meaningful smile rose at the corner of her mouth, and she finally slowly opened the mysterious three-foot wooden box.

Su Ji's face changed slightly, and he saw a beautiful bronze sword lying in the box, the hilt was decorated with jade, and the scabbard was embedded with colored glass on both sides. The brilliance is flowing and eye-catching.

Hua Tu'er lowered her voice and said in her ear: "This sword is called, and there is no trace of a night of spring dreams." ”

Before he finished speaking, Su Ji couldn't wait to take out the sword, and was just about to pull out the sheath to admire it, when he suddenly heard a neighing sound to stop it:

"Don't pull it out......! Can't pull it out!"

Hua Tu'er's eyes were round, and he pressed Su Ji's two hands tightly, resolutely preventing him from drawing his sword!

"Isn't it honoring me?" Su Ji glanced at him, frowning.

"No, my brother's birthday gift today is not this sword, but Lin Zi!"

Su Ji's eyes lit up, but his heart was inexplicable.

Hua Tu'er whispered: "As long as she pulls out this sword, Brother Ji can feel that the little brother is loyal to you! No matter what happened that night, she would forget it when she woke up in the morning!"

Su Ji shook his head after hearing this, but he pretended to be serious:

"I'm also a son of an official eunuch, I can't do what you are a pervert. ”

"If you don't do it, Wang Laoqian will do it!"

"Which Wang Laoqian?"

"It's that Wang Laoqian who likes to turn others into eunuchs! He relied on himself to learn the Tao for a few days and obtained a treasure of the immortal family, so he often cheated on Brother Ji's territory. The younger brother fell in love with him last time, if it weren't for Brother Ji's help, I'm afraid of ......"

The flower tumor sighed deliberately.

Su Ji turned a blind eye, but his heart was like a mirror, which was clearly deliberately provoking.

Wang Laoqian is the "first splash of songs", how could Su Ji not know as the "second"?

He also knew that the reason why Wang Laoqian dared to call himself Lao Qian was because no one had ever known how he smoked Lao Qian. As for the "immortal treasures" mentioned by Hua Tu'er, it was the first time he had heard of it......

"Go on!" What is Wang Laoqian going to do?"

"Wang Laoqian went to Hades many times a while ago to propose marriage, and wanted to marry Lin Zi as a concubine. The matchmaker he invited can say that a piece of is golden! Lin Zi's stepmother's eyes are obsessed with money, and she has already taken a fancy to Wang Laoqian's family background! This family affair will definitely come to pass in a few days! However, this is nothing, and the most hateful thing is that he actually said ......"

Hua Tu'er stopped talking and deliberately sold a pass, squinting to observe Su Ji's expression. I saw that his hand holding the sword was already trembling slightly, as if he was about to crush the hilt of the sword.

"What did he say......" Su Ji squeezed out four words from between his teeth.

"He said that the Su family's short-lived ghost did not dare to touch the woman, as the first lucky star of Chaoge, he wanted to try it!"

As soon as the words fell, Su Ji took the case!

Suddenly, the drinkers turned their heads together, and saw that the living Hades was holding a sword in his hand, and they all put down their chopsticks, and they were silent.

Lin Zi was the only one in the audience who remained silent, as if he was blind to everything about Su Ji, took the medicine money, and turned to leave.

Su Ji watched her indifferent back disappear at the door, and another wave of anger rushed to her heart, and she suddenly turned the wine table upside down!

The table was full of good wine and good food, sprinkled and broken, so that the drinkers had no time to settle the bill, and they ran away! Although the shopkeeper felt sorry for his business, he could only shake his head and sigh for the sake of Lord Su's face.

Hua Tuo'er smiled secretly in her heart, and when she saw that there was a way to do it, she hurriedly continued to fan the flames:

"The reason why Wang Laoqian always wants to cut someone else's dick is because his dick is as small as his qi, his belly is as big as his temper, and his face is as disgusting as his personality. If Brother Ji accepts that little girl, it will really save the beauty from fire and water!"

Su Ji's eyes rolled, and he said righteously:

"That's right! Since this son is a son of a famous family, he should sacrifice his life for righteousness! Even if he is wronged and sacrifices his innocent body, he will not hesitate!"

Hua Tuo'er praised with his hand: "Brother Ji sacrifices himself for others, sacrifices his life for the people, admires the little brother, admires!"

Seeing that his sycophants were beating loudly, Su Ji happily raised the sword that could not be drawn, his fingers gently brushed every detail of the scabbard, and his movements were as soft as if he was caressing a newborn baby.

"It's a pity......" Su Ji glanced at Hua Tu'er, and also sold it: "...... There's something wrong with this sword. ”

Hua Tu'er suddenly looked nervous, and asked urgently, "What's wrong?"

"I'm not greedy for a moment's speed, I just want to marry Mingmei. If she doesn't remember the events of the night, how can she be willing to follow me with all her heart?"

The nodulous eyes widened, and she asked in astonishment:

"Could it be that Brother Ji not only wants to cook raw rice into rice, but also let her know who is cooking rice?"

Su Ji replied: "That's right! So you have to find Wang Laoqian and her stepmother after I finish the matter! This will not only make that fat man die, but also force that ugly woman to marry her daughter to me!"

The neoma couldn't stop laughing, snapped, and high-fived and praised:

"Okay! just do what Brother Ji says!"