"What a delicate washbasin!"

In the bathroom of a restaurant, a group of warriors stared at the toilet with wide eyes, looking at the toilet in front of them in surprise, one of the soldiers removed his hand from the sensor of the toilet lid, and the toilet immediately "gurgling" flushing, the surrounding warriors saw this, their eyes lit up, and they were eager to try: "You can also change the water automatically, it's amazing!"

"You guys!" The old woman saw the warriors surrounding the toilet, and immediately urged: "Hurry up and wash your hands and faces!

After half a pillar of incense, everyone came to the cashier counter of the restaurant under the leadership of the old woman and lined up to order.

"What do you want?" the cashier girl in a black uniform looked at the old woman with a smile on her face.

"Kid's course!"

The old woman grinned, raised two fingers, and said with a smile: "One copy!"

Turning her head to look at the people behind her, she said, "What do you want?"

"Children's menu!" exclaimed an old monk with white eyebrows, raising his arms and excitedly.

"Kid's course!"

"The old man wants a children's package!"

"Poor nuns also want children's packages!"

"......" cashier girl, with her mouth wide open, stared blankly at the back of the team, and the warriors shouted one after another.

"100 children's menus!" the old woman looked back and smiled softly at the stunned girl, "No children!"

"Good...... Okay!" The cashier girl nodded sneeringly, her hand swiping quickly across the light screen, and at the same time she turned her head sideways to the kitchen behind her, "100 children's menus!"

The old woman propped up her hands on the cash register, stretched out her head and shouted inside, "Don't let the children go!

After ordering the meal, everyone sat down, and soon, 100 children's packages were delivered to everyone, and they were all unanimously praised.

"This children's set meal is really delicious. After sweeping away like a cloud, the food on the plate, Xuande leaned on the leather chair, drank the juice, and said with a look of enjoyment.

"Yes! Next time Poor Dao will order this meal!" Lao Dao took a toothpick, held his teeth, and said unsatisfied: "It's a pity that there are no children in this children's package, and there are no sets, if these two foods are put in, they will definitely have a different flavor." ”

"Huh, uncle. Xuande glanced at the empty position beside him, and said suspiciously: "Fang Cai, King Kong Leg went out to the thatched house, and he hasn't come back yet, will there be something?" Otherwise, let's go out and find it, otherwise when everyone finishes eating and the team leaves, it will be too late!"

"Okay, I'm also looking for a thatched house!" Li Xiao nodded, got up and walked out of the restaurant with Xuande, and when they passed by the automatic door, the two couldn't help but admire, the inn service is good, and even the door has a special person, hiding in the dark to open the door.

Out of the restaurant, Li Xiao and Xuande glanced around the crowd, and suddenly, their eyes were fixed, and they saw a bronze man, standing on the side of the road, looking left and right at the spaceship moving back and forth, his right foot wanted to take a step, but he didn't know how to retract it again, just like that, he repeatedly stretched and shrunk his legs, hesitating.

"Huikong!" Seeing this, Xuande ran over quickly and scolded angrily: "What are you doing!

"Uncle Shi. Huikong turned to look at Xuande and said, "I'm thinking, the old monk before he jumped too slowly, if we jump on the road before those iron boats arrive, will we let them stop? As long as we succeed in mastering this technology! There will be more safety here!"

Seeing Xuande standing on tiptoe, his eyes sweeping around his bald head, Huikong was puzzled: "Uncle, what are you looking at?"

"I'm looking at what your head is made of!" Xuande looked shocked, "Why are you so smart!"

"Uncle Shi! good opportunity!" Huikong shouted, jumped to the middle of the road, and the speeding spaceship suddenly stopped, and when he jumped back, the spaceship started again and flew away.

"It's done! Uncle Shi! I've succeeded!" Huikong shouted at Xuande happily, and when he caught a glimpse of Li Xiao coming over, he grinned happily: "Little Master, I succeeded in making those big guys stop! We finally have a sense of security!"

"Congratulations! Huikong's nephew!" Li Xiao witnessed with his own eyes, Huikong asked an iron boat to stop, if they mastered this technology proficiently, wouldn't it mean that they would no longer be afraid of being hit, and they would easily cross to the other side of the road?

"Little Master, Uncle!" Huikong smiled, "You follow me, I will teach you this technology! In the future, we don't have to be afraid anymore, these big guys!"

"Okay, good!" Xuande couldn't wait: "Hurry up and teach us!"

"Well, follow me!" So, the three of them jumped back and forth on the side of the road, and became more and more skillful, "Jump, jump back, jump ......."

After a few minutes......

"Laugh!" The photographer said to Li Xiao and others, who were wearing prison uniforms: "Put the photo on your chest! Don't move! Okay! Turn around and ......."

The three of them looked blankly, and the policeman who took pictures of them barely squeezed out an ugly smile on their stiff faces.

"It's terrible!" Sitting in the iron bar, Xuande looked at the busy policemen in the hall outside, looked down at the zebra-print prison uniform he was wearing, and said: "The prison cells in this world are terrible......! Beautiful clothes, and meals comparable to children's meals, the poor monks don't want to go out!"

"No, uncle!" Huikong shook his head and said, "We're still in the adventure! It's a pity that we're going to miss the training!"

Seven days later, Li Xiao, who was meditating on his knees, suddenly opened his eyes, turned his head sideways, gained a circle, covered his big belly, and Xuande and Huikong, who were lying down, said: "You two! Hurry up! The adventure is about to begin!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard the voice of the system in his head, "The adventure training is over, the deep sleep will be opened, and the role matching is in the middle ......"

"Character matching complete, deep sleep on, 10-second countdown ......"

"Five...... Three...... a"

"Deep sleep has been successfully opened! Adventure quest content, within a limited time, let the possessed character go to the pinnacle of various professions, after the adventure, the higher the person, the richer the reward, and the opportunity to get, the opportunity to leave the indigenous planet. ”

......

As the system prompt ended, Li Xiao fell into a deep sleep, and the moment he opened his eyes, he saw that he was holding a round steering wheel in his hand, and sitting under him was a table-sized military green iron car.

Looking around, he saw a group of students in green military uniforms, standing on a wooden platform to take graduation photos, and not far away, a young woman in a white dress, holding an iron rod in her hand, facing the four crystal balls suspended in mid-air, talking like a river.

"Star Optics Mansion, the largest military academy in the northwest of the Star Alliance, is ushering in a new graduation season, and these proud sons and daughters of the Star Alliance, after graduation, will be assigned to various major theaters to serve as lower-level officers and participate in the ......war against the Star Dragon Clan."

Xu Yun took the microphone and stood calmly in front of the crystal ball, broadcasting today's key news, and after hearing the information about the ratings in the micro headphones in her ears, her face sank like water, and the ratings continued to decline, and if this continued, the TV station would suffer losses.

Yu Guang caught a glimpse of Li Xiao, who was sitting on the lawn mower in a daze, her eyes lit up, and she said: "Huh? Why did the gardener in military uniform sit on the lawn mower and look at the beauties of the military academy in a daze? Is there any ulterior motive in this? Let's go over now and have a deeper understanding of this gardener's situation." ”

Speaking of this, she walked over quickly towards Li Xiao and whispered to herself: "Let the subtitle group, put up a banner, and let the lewd gardener peek at the beautiful students of the military academy!"

Finding that the ratings had doubled, Xu Yun was overjoyed, came to Li Xiao's side, pointed the microphone at him and asked, "Mr. Gardener, may I ask, why do you want to throw away the work at hand, sit here, and leisurely peek at the girls?"

"What?" Li Xiao was awakened by Xu Yun's voice and turned his head to look at her in confusion.

"Don't quibble! Everything you've done! We've seen it!" Xu Yun's eyes were contemptuous, and she wanted to continue to say something, but she saw Li Xiao stretch out a hand and press the start button on the side of the steering wheel.

"Did you see it!" It seemed that Li Xiao had long expected that he would do this, Xu Yun said calmly: "He has no face to stay here!" According to the information I have, this gardener not only peeked at the military academy girl once, but also stole military uniforms, played the role of an academy student, and went outside to deceive the girl from a good family, hoping that after this incident, the school will ......."

When she said this, there was a sudden sharp pain in her waist, and Li Xiao rode on a lawn mower and slammed into her.

"Damn gardener!" Xu Yun gritted her silver teeth, endured the severe pain, and got up from the ground, and then, glaring fiercely at Li Xiao, who was lying on the ground with stars in her eyes, bent down to pick up the microphone that fell to the ground.

The moment she bent over, her hip skirt showed two large black handprints.

All of this was captured by the running camera ball and broadcast live on all the light screens of the Star Alliance.

In an instant, almost the entire Star Alliance, all the people who watched the live broadcast, were stunned.

Then there was an uproar, the first female anchor of the Star Alliance, the goddess in the minds of countless people, was humiliated by an unknown gardener! Countless people stared angrily at Li Xiao, who was lying on the ground, in the light screen, eager to get in and strangle him to death!

In less than half a day, a large number of young people gathered in front of the Starlight Academy, clamoring for the school to hand over the "gardener who caused the accident", but at this time, Li Xiao had already received his graduation certificate and got on the spaceship to the Western Theater......

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Collect it.,Consider putting the two chapters I wrote recently.,Put it into the side story.。

The book will always go on in a comedic style, and although the road is extremely dark and there is no light in sight, the author will stick to it.

Until...... One day, I fell into the abyss.

In addition, I would like to thank the editor-in-chief and editor-in-charge!