Driving an old-fashioned cleaning car, Li Xiao came to the base hall, in front of the bathroom on the first floor.

With difficulty removing his ass from the saddle, he jumped out of the cleaning car, carrying an iron bucket and cleaning tools, glanced at the male and female icons on the bathroom door, fixed his eyes on the toilet door with a red skirt pattern, pushed the door and walked in.

Seeing the room full of female soldiers, looking at him in shock, Li Xiao shouted loudly: "Is there anyone!

"Ahh

"yes! It's lawless!"

"Damn cleaner! I'm going to complain about him!"

......

"Stones!"

Seeing the female soldier leave, Li Xiao bent down and raised her index finger, a little on the ground, the white tiles under her feet, immediately at a speed visible to the naked eye, transparent and blurred, in a blink of an eye, the entire women's toilet, all the utensils have become crystal sculptures, full of a strong sense of art.

"Close!" Retracting his fingers, the crystal toilet seemed to fade, quickly fading the surface crystal form, restoring its original appearance, and black silk threads, from all over the toilet, merged at Li Xiao's feet, turned into a black dirt crystal, ejected, and fell in his hand.

At this time, look at the toilet again, it is as smooth as new, shining with a crystal luster, as if it was newly purchased.

Carrying a bucket, Li Xiao calmly walked out of the women's toilet, and not long after, a closed compartment in the toilet, the wooden door suddenly opened, and a woman in a black uniform walked out, looking around in horror, "That dead fat man......! What kind of magic is he using, and why is it so weird?"

After cleaning the two toilets, Li Xiao put the tools back in the cleaning car, jumped on the seat, started the car, drove it leisurely, rampage through the long corridor, passing by a middle-aged fat man who was cleaning glass, he grinned at the other party, and under the other party's blank gaze, he sped away.

"Lao Wei is not mistaken, right?" The middle-aged fat man rubbed his dry eyes lightly, and turned his head to look at the women's bathroom, "He just swaggered in? There are so many female soldiers in it? The old man has been possessing this body for half a year, and he has been wiping the window for half a year, and he has not realized until now that he has realized that he ...... Cleaners can be so arrogant!"

Catching a glimpse of a slender figure quickly burrowing into the toilet, the middle-aged fat man's eyes lit up, he threw away the rag in his hand, and ran in quickly, shouting as he ran: "Is there anyone!

A moment later, a middle-aged officer with a big belly walked out angrily, twisting his ears, "You bastard! Just stare at me in the toilet! You still want to do it! You are looking for death! Which battalion?"

"Oh, sir, the old man knows it's wrong!" said the middle-aged fat man.

"Hmph!" The middle-aged officer snorted lightly: "I have long heard that there is a cleaner who often trespasses into public places like this! It turns out that that person is you! Even if you break into the territory of female soldiers! I don't bother to care about the lack of manpower at the base! I can't think of it! You bastard! You can even attack a man! You are not small!"

"Old ...... The old man knows that he is wrong!" the middle-aged fat man tilted his head sideways, and said with a look of enjoyment.

"What I hate the most in my life! It's a bold person like you!" The middle-aged officer's face was solemn, he glanced at the number on the fat man's chest, and said in a deep voice: "Logistics soldier 0035! Congratulations...... I've been promoted!"

Seeing that the fat man was stunned, he smiled and said: "Although I hate a powerful competitor like you, I also appreciate your courage! Our Loess Military Base is short of talents like you! Go to the secret unit of the base, the death squad reports! Be a corporal captain first, and I will greet them!"

"Yes, sir!" The fat man opened his mouth and was stunned for a long time, then saluted excitedly: "The old man will definitely not disappoint the commander's expectations! Fight bravely to kill the enemy! Earn military merits! Strive to ride on your head early!" After speaking, he held his head high and strode towards the camp.

"This kid...... It's a lot of courage!" The middle-aged officer's eyes were burning, looking at the fat man's back, but he didn't know that when the other party walked to the corner, his legs were weak, he sat on the ground, and his forehead was instantly overflowing with beads of sweat.

Seeing the fat man go away, the middle-aged officer's expression moved, he grabbed the jade plaque from the center of his eyebrows, put it in his ear and said, "What's the matter?

"Sir, come to the office!" a man's panicked voice came from inside.

"Got it, I'll be there soon. Putting away the jade plaque, the middle-aged officer frowned and walked quickly towards the elevator.

Ten minutes later, he sat at his desk and looked at him suspiciously, five or six soldiers a few steps away, as well as two scientific researchers in white coats, next to them, and the female reporter who came to the base to interview.

"What kind of unlucky guy is it that provokes so many people to sue together? Even the people from the scientific research department are here?" The middle-aged officer was curious, leaned on the leather chair, and glanced at everyone: "Say? What is the matter?"

"I'm going to sue logistician Li Xing!" everyone spoke in unison as if they had made an appointment.

"Li Xing?" When the middle-aged officer heard this name, he faintly felt familiar, by the way, half a year ago, there was a student of the Starlight Military Academy, who seemed to be named Li Xing, and was sent to the logistics department by himself.

Raising his hand and pressing a few times on the light screen of the desk, he said to the bearded officer who saluted on the screen: "Call Li Xing over!"

"Yes, sir!" the bearded man replied loudly, and soon, Li Xiao pushed open the office door and walked in, as soon as he entered, he saluted the middle-aged officer: "Logistics soldier 0013!

The middle-aged officer looked at Li Xiao in surprise, and was shocked in his heart, this hundred-pound fat man, is it still at that time, a handsome and dashing starlight high-achieving student? Why haven't you seen him for half a year, and he has gained so much weight?

Han Xiao nodded at Li Xiao, and he said to the people in the room who were glaring at Li Xiao: "What do you say?"

"Sir!" an old man with a white beard wearing a white coat, goggles, and thinning hair pointed at Li Xiao and said angrily: "The old man wants to sue him! Yesterday, when the old man asked him to draw my portrait......! He drew me an ass!"

He took out a drawing of two halves of the buttocks from his bosom and displayed it in front of everyone, and he said angrily: "Look, he thinks that with his eyes and nose he is not an ass!"

"Let the poor nun see!" Next to her, the white-haired old woman, who was also wearing a white coat and goggles, leaned in front of the paper and said in surprise: "It's really an ass......!" Excited!"

"It's not an ass!" Li Xiao explained, "This is your face! ”

"It's still true!" The middle-aged officer stretched out his head, compared half of the buttocks on the drawing with the white-bearded old man, and said in shock: "Sure enough, it looks like it! This is you without goggles!

"What!" the old man was stunned, took off his goggles, took out a small mirror from his arms, compared the drawings with his face, suddenly widened his eyes, and said in shock: "It's really the same!"

Turning his head sideways to face Li Xiao, he said, "I'm sorry, Xiao Li, I misunderstood you!"

When Li Xiao heard this, he grinned and showed a row of white teeth, and said with a smile: "It's okay, I'm often misunderstood!"

"Since this matter is a misunderstanding, then I will rest assured!" said the middle-aged officer, his eyes glanced at the white-haired old woman and said, "Dr. Wang, what are you going to sue Li Xing?"

When the old woman heard this, her eyebrows raised angrily, and she glared at Li with hatred and said with a smile: "The poor nun wants to sue him!

"What!" Everyone was shocked, and the middle-aged officer was even more shocked, sabotaging scientific research is not a trivial matter! If you don't get it right, you will go to prison!

Thinking of this, he glanced at the stunned Li Xiao, sighed with difficulty, and said, "Wang...... Dr. Wang, what are you going to sue Li Xing?"

"Poor Ni is researching a new genetic creature!" the white-haired old woman proudly stood tall and said proudly: "Poor Ni has discovered! Put the male dragon and the female dragon together!

"What magical effect?" said the white-bearded old man, confused.

"Lay eggs!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone in the room fell down in unison.

"This ...... It doesn't seem like anything, right?" The middle-aged officer got up from the ground, straightened his crooked military hat, and said in surprise: "What happened later?"

"Later......" The old woman's eyes narrowed, stared at Li Xiao viciously, raised her hand and pointed at him, and said, "He put a male dragon and a few female dragons together!, and as a result, he gave birth to a basket of dragon eggs!" She said this, her face turned blue, and she said disgustingly: "Poor Ni...... Poor ...... I vomited after eating!"

"If you can't finish eating, you can send it to the researchers!" the white-bearded old man interjected, pointing at himself, "It's like, I'm a Frankenstein! As long as you give me those dragon eggs, I'll definitely ...... them Finish eating!"

After a pause, he was afraid that the old woman would not believe it, and said: "The plates are all licked clean! There is not even any scum left!"

"One hundred system points!" the old woman squinted at the white-bearded old man and said flatly.

"Hmph, who wants to be so tall!" said the white-bearded old man disdainfully.

"Poor Ni will give you a seven-fold discount!" the old woman raised a finger, "Three hundred system points!"

"Deal!"

The white-bearded old man agreed like lightning, but he was silent on the surface, but secretly happy in his heart.

"Since that's the case, then there's nothing to do with Li Xing!" the middle-aged officer breathed a sigh of relief, and turned his head to look at the few female soldiers standing on the left, "What about you! What do you want to sue Li Xing?"

A sturdy female soldier with a ponytail, green trousers, and green short sleeves looked at Li with an unkind face and smiled: "We will sue him for trespassing in the women's toilet!"

Next to him, the white-bearded old man interjected: "He is a cleaner, and there is nothing unreasonable about entering the women's toilet!"

"Not bad!" the middle-aged officer nodded slowly.

Seeing that her boss was partial, the sturdy female soldier immediately pointed at Li angrily and said with a smile: "He trespassed into the women's toilet without knocking on the door!"

"Hmm......" The middle-aged officer looked at Li and said with a smile: "Why don't you knock on the door?"

"I'll come out and knock again. Li Xiao said calmly.

"So it seems ......," the middle-aged officer said to several female soldiers, "he knocked on the door, but the time you heard was delayed." ”