Twenty-six: Poor Niu Kelian

I really regret it.

"Great God, what is the First Continent like? I heard that there are many divine objects, is it true? Legend has it that even the soil is a top-level spiritual treasure? Great God, why did you come to the Nether? Why is the First Continent closed? Also, I ask you..."

Walking in a small forest that must be passed to the butcher's village, Meng Xiang's dead fish eyes are about to turn into dead eyes.

This Ling Yueyue was chattering in her ears, chattering, it had been almost an hour since she came out of the bone-buried ground, and that broken mouth had not stopped.

Because she created a mimic primordial god for her, Ling Yueyue thought that Meng Xiang was a god clan, and asked the east and the west... How do I know what the First Continent and the Broken Gods are?

"I said are you tired?" Meng Xiang cried and mourned, eager to kneel down for her: "Can you [beep] stop for a while?"

Looking at Meng Xiang's face, Ling Yueyue's star-like eyes blinked for a moment, and then came up again: "Great God, do you have any handsome guys in your god clan?"

"Did you listen to me?!"

"I heard that people who break through the ninth rank of the golden body can be promoted to the god seed, is this true, great god?"

"I... "Meng Xiang let out a pig cry in anger.

Why did I help her just now? Am I brain-dead? Although this girl looks beautiful, she is like she has been eaten by locusts and lost her IQ, I said your father's name is not Xuanzang, right?

I haven't seen you in more than 120 years, you are so verbose, you are endless, your zodiac is a mouse, a tiger, a rabbit, your zodiac is a tractor?

"Great God, I ask you..."

"It's noisy!!!!"

As Ling Yueyue spoke, Meng Xiang couldn't hold back any longer, and slammed his fist on her flowery face!

Bang!

The air wave exploded, and Ling Yueyue's entire head smashed directly into a Vajra tree next to her, and as the main trunk shook violently, her head directly stuck into the trunk of the Vajra tree.

His ears were finally cleared up a lot, but Meng Xiang, who punched this punch, immediately regretted it.

Looking at Ling Yueyue, whose entire head was stuck in the King Kong tree, Meng Xiang couldn't help but turn blue, "Beauty, your head is really iron!"

I saw that Ling Yueyue's head directly knocked the King Kong Tree in pair, Meng Xiang ran to the other side of the King Kong Tree, and saw her face that knocked the King Kong Tree through and smiled at herself.

It looks as weird as if the Vajra tree has a human face.

"Great god, who are you going to save in the butcher's village? it can't be your sweetheart, right?" she continued as if she was completely fine.

Mom, help me, there's a freak here!

Meng Xiang's whole person was desperate, and he slapped himself in the face more than a dozen times!

"I beg you, can you shut your mouth for me? I beg you! sister! mother!! grandma !!" Meng Xiang pleaded bitterly with Ling Yueyue with a sad face.

I said that your broken mouth is really the Three Realms, which is rare in the world, just like you, how did you become the chief when you were alive, did the people of Zixuanmen get otitis media from him?

Facing Meng Xiang's bitter gourd-shaped expression, Ling Yueyue's face was slightly lonely.

She first made a virtual body, got out of the King Kong tree, and after re-materializing, she came to Meng Xiang, lowered her little head, and pouted: "Since you hate me talking so much, then I won't say it in the future." ”

"Uh..."

What's the situation?

Looking at Ling Yueyue's fingers pinching the corners of her clothes, as well as her rather aggrieved little eyes, Meng Xiang felt that his eyebrows began to cramp again.

What's going on? Why does my conscience hurt a little? Why do I feel like I'm sorry for her? I'm not bullying her, am I? She's bullying me, right?

Forget it, as long as she can shut up, she can say anything.

Meng Xiang patted her on the shoulder, didn't say anything, and continued to walk towards the location of the butcher's village.

"By the way, don't call me Great God, my name is Meng Xiang. Meng Xiang added.

"Meng... Xiang...?" Ling Yueyue, who was following behind her, repeated the name blankly. "Meng Xiang, the name of the Great God is so good. ”

"Close your anus!"

Along the way, Ling Yueyue was also obedient, and was begged by Meng Xiang like this, her mouth stopped for a while, and after traveling for half an hour, the grove suddenly opened up, and Meng Xiang followed Ling Yueyue's guidance and finally found the butcher's village.

A thick piece of wood is spliced side by side into a wall more than three meters high, the southeast two sides are backed by a hundred zhang cliffs, an area of two or three hundred acres of land, on the wall, from time to time you can still see sparse sentry posts.

Through the reflection of the cliff, you can see that the village is brightly lit, and sometimes there is the heroic laughter of men drinking and eating meat, and just by getting closer, you can smell a strong smell of wine.

The ground near the stockade is full of garbage everywhere, and the sanitary conditions of this stockade may be comparable to that of the Yokogawa.

"Don't materialize, first become virtual, don't make a sound by my side. ”

Meng Xiang admonished, and Ling Yueyue also decisively complied, and after removing the materialization, it became completely transparent and hid in Meng Xiang's shadow.

Although this girl talks a lot, she still knows the importance of the critical moment.

Meng Xiang leaned down, carefully observing the changes in the stockade, and the battle opportunity sneaked in.

This butcher's village is two or three hundred acres of land, and I don't know where Ah Chou is, so it is simple to rush in and destroy them all, for fear of provoking this group of thieves, and it will be difficult to kill Ah Chou to death, I don't have a resurrection type of law decision.

You must know that the possibility of this kind of bandit not being afraid of death is quite large, and in the case of not knowing the specific location of Ugly, the strong attack is likely to kill Ugly.

The best way is to find a way to sneak in, as long as you know the location of Ah Chou, whether to destroy the bandits or sneak away, it will be easy to use Meng Xiang's cultivation.

But how to sneak in?

Damn, I haven't learned the law of stealth, if I want my Yuan Shen to go out of my body, my True Yuan is too strong, and even the Yuan Shen can't be invisible.

Disguise, let alone illusion or something.

Because Meng Xiang was too strong, so strong that he could ignore any form of sneak attack, he had never learned the law decision other than the positive hard anus, and he naturally couldn't create the law without a godhead.

How?

Meng Xiang was thinking about it, when suddenly, the door opened, and a drunken thief walked out, walked into a corner of Black Bush, and actually started peeing.

This one gave Meng Xiang a way!

yes, I can't be invisible, so I'll put on makeup.

"Shhh

Just as he finished sprinkling, shook twice, and was about to leave, suddenly, the bandit felt a chill in his lower body.

When he looked down, he saw a hairy sword like a file resting on his little brother.

This made the bandits confused.

People take swords on top of people, they are all hanging around their necks, which one is this hanging chicken?

"Hey... Hey, buddy, there's something to say, the sword has no eyes, can you hang the sword around my neck, don't hang it there. ”

I have to say that Meng Xiang hung the sword on the chicken, and the effect was much better than hanging on the neck.

The thief immediately raised his hand in surrender, turned his head with a pale face, and saw Meng Xiang's harmless smile.

Meng Xiang smiled and said, "Dude, what's your name?"

The thieves trembled like chaff, where did they dare to resist: "I... My name is Niu Kelian. ”

"Oh, it's Brother Niu. Meng Xiang went up and hooked his shoulder, leaned close to his ear and said, "This... I want to ask you to do me a favor, oh, I'm very reasonable, you don't help me or force you. ”

Having said that, Meng Xiang lifted the flying sword upward, so that his chickens were suspended with egg baskets.

This thief named Niu Kelian was so frightened that he almost didn't have fecal incontinence.

"You... What do you want to do?" Niu Ke shook like he had eaten a motor, where did he dare to say a word.

"Uh... Don't do it!" Meng Xiang twisted his neck and said, "What I want is very simple, listen to it...... Robbery, you take off all your clothes for Lao Tzu, otherwise I will castrate you!"

That's right, since there is no illusion and you can't be invisible, wouldn't it be good to rob a suit of clothes and sneak in?

Someone is holding a sword against a chicken, which man will not be afraid?

The cow was cheaper than the chicken that took the tip, and after a while, there was only a pair of pants left.

"Thanks buddy!"

After getting dressed and putting away his sword, Meng Xiang smiled at him, and then slapped him unconscious, and casually smeared two handfuls of mud on his face to make sure that people couldn't see his appearance clearly, and then walked towards the village.

Suddenly, Meng Xiang remembered something again, turned around and turned back.

Picking up a stone on the ground, Meng Xiang rubbed it, and injected a little True Yuan into it, and this ordinary stone immediately turned into a super top-grade spirit stone that emitted a seven-colored luster.

"Sell this spirit stone to do some serious business, don't be a bandit. ”

Stuffing the spirit stone into the hands of the unconscious thief named Niu Kelian, regardless of whether he heard it or not, Meng Xiang turned around and left.

If you take something from someone, you have to give money, which is a matter of course.

Meng Xiang never ruined his character in details.

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