Now on the boat, almost all the students are gathered around, with Qin Yushu and Chen Sanlang as the center, forming a big circle, and even those elderly professors have moved chairs to sit in the front, looking very enjoyable. *

Literati and martial arts, one literate and one martial, completely different identities. The competition of martial arts, fists and feet, swords and swords, is a visual feast for the senses, while the competition of literati is basically a battle of tongues and brushwork, but it also has a different style.

It's like now, Qin Yushu's Shanglian has thorns in the words and sharp strokes, and Chen Sanlang will be humiliated to the fullest. If you don't get it right, you will be ridiculed in the future, and it will be difficult to raise your head and be a man.

Many eyes fell on Chen Sanlang, waiting for the next link to see if he could make a powerful counterattack. At this time, it is useless to match the form alone, and if the content cannot be-for-tat, it is also equivalent to failure.

Song Kechan stood in the forefront, her eyes flashing with curiosity. The first time she heard the name "Chen Daoyuan" came from Qin Yushu's mouth, in the past, Qin Yushu invited her to play, and when chatting, Qin Yushu deliberately picked something to say, so as to amuse and please her.

For example, as soon as Chen Sanlang entered the examination room, he trembled so much that he couldn't even hold the pen steadily......;

These things, in Qin Yushu's opinion, are very stupid and idiotic, and they are naturally very good, and they are extremely appropriate to use as after-dinner conversations.

It's just that he doesn't understand the psychology of women, and he doesn't know that the vague image of Chen Sanlang is very clear and deeply remembered by Song Kechan. When encountering at the gate of Sanxian Building, Chen Sanlang's calm and alert appearance was not like that at all, which aroused Song Kechan's curiosity even more.

As soon as a woman is curious, the consequences are out of control.

Qin Yushu sensed an inexplicable crisis, and his resentment towards Chen Sanlang grew day by day. As Mr. Yang said, he became famous at a young age, with a proud temperament and a slightly narrow-minded mind......

Now, it's time to make a break.

"The two apes are cutting down the wood, and ask the monkeys how to see each other? Chen Yuan, this is my upper link, it's time for you to cut the next link. ”

Qin Yushu didn't want his opponent to have plenty of time to think.

Chen Sanlang smiled slightly, opened his mouth and replied: "The horse is stuck in the mud, see how the beast asks." ”

The people around were stunned for a moment, and then some people applauded.

The same pun, the same finger scolding Huai, the needle to Maimang, does not fall behind at all.

Qin Yushu snorted coldly, but he didn't mess with himself, he didn't expect to knock the other party down at once: "Okay, it's your turn to get the right thing." ”

Chen Sanlang said indifferently: "You are a senior, and you are the guarantor of Chen's boy's test, so you should be allowed to have three pairs." ”

As soon as these words came out, the crowd was in a commotion. In this kind of competition, the one who comes out of the upper link can often have the upper hand, but Chen Sanlang is willing to let Qin Yushu come out with three pairs first, which requires a lot of courage. Or, quite confident.

Several professors showed appreciation: There are always rumors in the academy that Chen Sanlang is arrogant and does not know how to respect teachers.

Listening to the whispered discussion of the crowd, Qin Yushu's face was gloomy, he stopped talking nonsense, and immediately came out with a second pair: "The bamboo is unintentional, and the skin is partial." ”

This is the meaning of blaming Chen Sanlang for the grievances between the two, anyway, it means that every incident is because Chen Sanlang does not know how to advance and retreat, and nothing happens.

Chen Sanlang replied quickly: "Although the lotus root is empty, the belly is not stained with mud and sand." ”

The following couplet states the position, the clear is self-purifying, the turbid is self-turbid, the so-called wrong and right, each other knows each other.

The two pairs couldn't stump each other, Qin Yushu was a little anxious, his brows furrowed, he groaned slightly, and came out with a third pair: "The reeds on the wall are top-heavy and shallow." ”

Comparing the newly talented Chen Sanlang to a reed on the wall, even though he was favored to win the first place in the scientific examination and obtain the qualification for the township examination, it was only a short-lived phenomenon, because he was top-heavy and shallow, and sooner or later he would be planted and fighting.

The first three pairs, each of which had the intention of stepping on Chen Sanlang, were aggressive. The people who watched the excitement were a little overwhelmed, and felt that Qin Yushu was too narrow-minded. The sentences are full of thorns, and they are self-willed, with the purpose of insulting others, and they are out of the scope of normal exchanges and exchanges between classmates.

Chen Sanlang let out a long laugh, and in a moment there was a couplet: "Bamboo shoots in the mountains, with thick skin at the tip of the mouth and a hollow belly." ”

At this point, there is no need to show mercy.

Qin Yushu listened, the green tendons on his forehead were protruding, but he was helpless, and then heard the clapping and cheering of his classmates, including Song Kechan, who almost went black. He held back and kept his demeanor: "Okay, the three pairs have passed, you can go out." ”

Quickly adjust the situation, no matter what, you have to deal with Chen Sanlang's uplink in order to save face, and maybe there is a chance to win.

Chen Sanlang was not in a hurry to get out of the right, put his hands behind his back, and paced slowly.

Qin Yushu was quite impatient, and asked, "Have you thought about it?" ”

Chen Sanlang smiled: "Of course, Changlian has to be slower. ”

I heard that it was Changlian, and the students were all in good spirits: it seems that this San Lang was forced to fire, but it was fatal.

Qin Yushu felt abrupt in his heart, and couldn't help but ask, "How long is the long link?"

Chen Sanlang glanced at him: "If you listen well, you will know how long it is......" After a pause, he coughed dryly and began to read:

"Thousands of miles of Jing River, rushing to the bottom of the eye. Draped in the shore, the joy is boundless! Look at the east and the west, the west is Lingyi, the north is meandering, and the south is fragrant. Masters of rhyme, why not choose to win. Take advantage of the crab island luozhou, comb and wrap the wind and fog sideburns, and more apple the sky and reeds, dotted with some green feathers and danxia. Don't live up to the fragrant rice around, thousands of acres of clear sand, nine summer hibiscus, three spring willows. ”

Burst!

A professor was leisurely drinking tea, and when he heard this long couplet, he squirted out a mouthful of tea. Chen Sanlang's long couplet, the divine union can be called, how can it be called Qin Yushu?

The crowd looked at each other blankly, although Chen Sanlang didn't read it quickly, they still didn't hear this couplet clearly, and maybe they seemed to hear it clearly at the time, but they turned their heads and forgot about it, because this sentence was too long and too long.

Qin Yushu was depressed, and he didn't know what to say at all. He could hear it clearly and barely memorize it, but if he wanted to understand it thoroughly, he had to at least scrutinize it for an hour, let alone the couplet.

Bullying people......

Seeing everyone's stunned expressions, and Qin Yushu's depressed expression that she was about to jump into the river, Song Kechan wanted to laugh inexplicably, her mind was simple, she just felt that this Chen Sanlang was really bad.

Pairs, this is a not very formal and strict pastime outside the test of poetry, mutual reward, you a sentence, I a sentence, and they are happy; or they can't look at each other, you hurt me, I hurt you, ridicule each other, where is there a pair like Chen Sanlang, who opens his mouth and spits out a sentence of nearly 100 words?

Five words and six words, more than ten or twenty words, almost the limit of the couplet, he is good, the whole thing, not to mention Qin Yushu, I am afraid that Song Zhiyuan and Zhou Fencao may not be able to match here.

But having said that, in a short period of time, Chen Sanlang was able to make such a long couplet, which is a rare ability in itself, and it can be called a geek.

Looking at Qin Yushu, whose face was flushed, the students of the academy were concerned, and sighed secretly in their hearts: It turns out that Chen Sanlang is the person who cannot be offended......

A professor coughed, stood up and said: "Yushu, Daoyuan, everyone is the same classmate, and the township exam in the same period, if you are admitted on the same list, it is a great thing...... Well, it's better to leave it at that. ”

Hearing this, Qin Yushu felt extremely harsh, and said suddenly: "I lost this battle." ”

When these words came out, his whole body was like a deflated ball, soft, and his heart was empty, as if something that originally belonged to him had left his body, and he could no longer hold on to it, and he could no longer call it back......

At this point, this year's Dragon Boat Festival Poetry Meeting of Nanyang College came to an end, the boat docked, and everyone disembarked, or went back to the academy or went home.

Suffering from this setback, Qin Yushu only felt shameless, and even ignored a few classmates who he usually befriended, and walked away alone.

In stark contrast to him, a large group of students surrounded Chen Sanlang, elated. Qin Yushu is usually too arrogant, too disciplined, and not very popular. And this time, he is completely to blame and does not deserve sympathy.

"Daoyuan, how did you come up with that long link?"

"yes, tell me about ......"

"What's the downlink like?"

In fact, what everyone is most concerned about is the lower link, the upper and lower opposites, which can be considered complete, and can really be called "a pair".

Several professors couldn't help but wonder how the next link was.

Chen Sanlang said: "I'm sorry, I only thought of the upper link, and the lower link is not ...... for the time being." It's late, gentlemen and fellow students, take your leave. ”

As he spoke, he quickly took a step and walked away.

It was already a child, and due to today's Dragon Boat Festival, there was no curfew, and the streets were brightly lit and very lively.

I took a stroll along the way, and even bought a bowl of wontons to eat - Chen Sanlang felt that since he practiced martial arts, his stomach was really hungry, and he couldn't satisfy three meals a day, so he had to add more food. But this is not a bad thing, but a good thing, showing that he is getting stronger.

The two techniques passed on by the little dragon girl are extraordinary, and the Zama step taught by the future father-in-law is not a big road product; one is refining the spirit and the other is enhancing the physique, which complement each other and are just right.

Back at the house, he opened the door, stepped in, and suddenly felt that something was wrong, and saw a black shadow rushing over, Chen Sanlang did not hesitate, and kicked the other party to the ground. With a backhand copy, he took out a broom from behind the door and smashed it without a head.

This series of reactions is agile and complete.

"Oh, Childe Mo Da, it's me!"

Hearing the voice, Chen Sanlang stopped, and looked carefully through the faint light of the stars and the moon, but it was not the crab and the goods.

"What the hell are you doing here in the middle of the night?"

Crab and pounced, hugged his thigh, and howled: "It's a big deal, Childe go back and save your life!"

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