Chapter 615: Let's take a bite of Lingzhi to make up for it

"I guess?" Du Ziyuan was speechless for a while. What is this woman thinking, doesn't she know that no matter what, what she writes must pass Du Ziyuan's level before it can be used?

After thinking about it, Du Ziyuan felt that he shouldn't answer her question.

"Then you go and write, I'll take a look at it when it's done. ”

"Okay. Sikong Lian winked at him, and then left with Cheyenne without the slightest hesitation.

Du Ziyuan looked at the backs of the two of them leaving, and scratched his head: "Strange person." ”

"I don't like this woman. ”

"Wow!" The sudden sound startled Du Ziyuan, "When did you come down?!" Standing behind him at this moment was Lilytia who had not been out of the room for ten thousand years.

"Just now. Lilydia tore open a packet of potato chips and said as she ate.

Du Ziyuan asked curiously, "Why don't you like her anymore? This is the first time you've seen her, right?"

Lilydia blushed: "No, if you don't like it, you don't like it, it's a woman's intuition." ”

"A hairy woman's intuition," Du Ziyuan rolled his eyes, "You see that other people are beautiful and have big breasts, so you are envious and jealous, right?" ”

Hearing him say this, Lilytia immediately became anxious: "Breasts are great! Do men judge women only by their breasts? Isn't the cow the most beautiful in the world?"

"Tut-tut, so you women are superficial," Du Ziyuan said in a serious nonsense, "The beauty of the chest is not only based on the size, but also the shape and color, the cow only accounts for one 'big', and the other two are completely not good, how can it be beautiful? But the only thing that can be seen at a glance of the three is the size, so we men will focus more on it." ”

"What do you want to explain?" Lilydia really wanted to slap this hateful face, why did she only like the big ones, can't she give a little love to the poor breasts?

Du Ziyuan shook his head and pretended to say, "So, what I mean is...... Big breasts are really amazing, and you can do whatever you want. ”

"Huh, superficial man!" Lilythea stomped her foot and ran away with a large handful of snacks.

It took Du Ziyuan a while to react: "Damn! Didn't I just exchange it for reserve food? You lazy angel, you have emptied my refrigerator again! You have been infected by Xiaojin!?"

"Master, do you call me?" A golden light shot out from outside the house, and fell in front of Du Ziyuan and turned into Xiao Jin's appearance, holding a Ganoderma lucidum and a toad in her hands.

"Wow!" Du Ziyuan was startled again, "Where did you come from? It's dirty!" Xiao Jin's hair, nose, skirt, hands, and shoes were all covered in mud, like a bear child who had just played happily in the sand pit.

Xiao Jin said excitedly: "Master, master, listen to me, I just found this 10,000-year-old purple star mushroom in a valley, and I was about to pick it, this toad jumped out and splashed the mud all over my body, I was angry and beat it up and brought it back, what about Xiao Yu? Last time she said she wanted to make a 'papaya stewed snow clam', this toad can spit out ice, it should be regarded as a snow clam, right?"

"The snow clam has nothing to do with what it vomits," Du Ziyuan sighed, "If you can do this kind of thing, it means that it already has a certain spirituality, it should be the guardian beast of this Lingzhi, it is also unlucky to meet you, otherwise you may become a demon if you eat Lingzhi in the future." ”

"I don't care if it's a demon or not, I just want to know if it's good or not. ”

Faced with such a sincere answer, Du Ziyuan didn't bother to say more to her: "Feng Feng is in the kitchen, you go to her by yourself." ”

"Oh, I'm going!" Xiao Jin immediately jumped to the kitchen to find Lin Yufeng.

Du Ziyuan was about to sit down and watch a spiritual TV drama, when suddenly Xiao Jin came back.

"What are you doing?" Du Ziyuan looked at her suspiciously.

I saw Xiao Jin hand him the lingzhi in his hand: "Master, this is for you." ”

"What are you doing for me?"

"Zixingzhi is a spiritual creature of heaven and earth, which can replenish essence and blood, and strengthen the foundation of Peiyuan, you have often been hiding in the house to play alone recently, so I thought about finding something for you to replenish your body. Kim smiled sincerely.

But Du Ziyuan's face became more and more red: "You, you, what are you talking nonsense!?" How did she know? Could it be that she had been spying on me to generate electricity?

Xiao Jin didn't think too much: "Aunt Sun told me before she left, if you find that you often hide quietly, and the paper in the room is also running out quickly, then you should pay attention to finding something to replenish your qi and blood." ”

"!" Du Ziyuan was so shocked that he couldn't speak. This Sun Tianyun! Everyone is gone, and there is such a hand!

[Careless! I didn't expect it to be a paper towel that showed a flaw!]

"Uh-huh!" Du Ziyuan coughed, ready to make up a reason to fool Xiao Jin over, otherwise if such a young mentally retarded person was allowed to talk nonsense everywhere, his image of being wise and majestic would be ruined.

Who would have thought, before he could speak, Xiao Jin continued: "She also said that if you are going to explain to me, you must be covering up something, saying that you can't believe anything, it's fake." ”

"Poof-" Du Ziyuan was about to vomit blood. [Okay, you Sun Tianyun!ruthless enough!Let's see!]

"Master, what's wrong with you? Sure enough, is there a shortage of qi and blood? Xiao Jin said with concern.

"No, no," Du Ziyuan covered his chest and said to Xiao Jin, "Xiao Jin, in fact, I have been hiding something from you. ”

"What?"

"Actually, I have a very terrible disease," Du Ziyuan said very seriously, "If you have this disease, you have to eat a certain amount of paper every once in a while, and if there is no paper, very terrible things will happen." ”

"Scary?"

"Yes! If there is no paper, I will eat all the things in the house, even you!" Du Ziyuan opened his teeth and claws, making a terrifying appearance, "Sigh!"

However, Xiao Jin said: "Hehe, master, you are so funny, you can't beat me, how can you eat me?"

"......" Du Ziyuan's emotions that had finally brewed were interrupted by her.

"Don't make trouble," Du Ziyuan said angrily, "Anyway, I'll eat everything so you don't have anything to eat!"

"Wow! that's terrifying!" Kim finally became scared.

Du Ziyuan saw her take the bait, and immediately said: "So, there is a reason why there is less paper in my room, you don't have to think it is strange, and besides, only God knows that you know and I know about this matter, and you must not tell the third person, otherwise I will get sick and eat all your snacks." ”

Xiao Jin covered his mouth in horror and nodded repeatedly: "I don't say it, I will never tell others." ”