"Well, I think ......" Zhang stopped talking.

He wanted to send Yan'er away, but when the words came to his lips, he didn't know where to send her. Because if he thinks about it, he doesn't know where else in the world is particularly safe.

Yan'er was putting on makeup in the mirror, and just took a little rouge water and smeared it on her already red and glamorous lips. She didn't pay attention to Zhang Remnant, but after applying it, her pursed lips immediately opened up again, and it seemed to make a "pop" sound.

She immediately looked back and smiled, her bright and moving face, the smile was like a flower, which was heartwarming.

Even if Zhang Yan is used to this beauty, he will still be dizzy for it.

"Is it pretty?"

Zhang Yan nodded: "Hmm." ”

Feeling that his word seemed to be a little cold, he walked over and took Yan'er's little hand, and added another sentence: "It's good-looking, it's really good-looking." ”

Yan'er smiled slightly: "Now, I will tirelessly spend an hour to dress myself up more delicate and beautiful." The requested reward is just a smile from Zhang Lang and a compliment. ”

An index finger pressed on Zhang Yan's mouth: "Don't tell me about you, it will put Yan'er in danger This kind of nonsense, without you, I won't go to any beautiful place." With you, no matter how stinky the ditch is, I am willing to drain. ”

"So, what did you just say? What do you think?"

Zhang Yan could only hold her little hand in the palm of his hand, and gently held her in his arms: "I think Yan'er is so beautiful every day!"

The last ha, Zhang Yan was both helpless and relieved.

Afterwards, Zhang Yan and Nie Ban went out of the city.

Of course, this is just for show. The next day, the two of them came back with a swagger and explained that the matter was over. Moreover, both of them also felt that it was better to act in secret.

"What does Brother Zhang think of the skill that was shown in a moment just now?"

Ten miles out of the city, Nie Ban looked at a point-sized Shangzhou City and asked Zhang Yan.

"The skill is by no means below Zhang, and when you start to do it, you want to be even more above Zhang. Zhang Yan said with certainty.

If you imagine that Screening is the kind of person who has high martial arts but weak hands-on ability, he is definitely a fool! Screening has come all the way with iron and blood, and he is the leader of the heavy army, I am afraid that the assassination he has experienced can catch up with the number of times Zhang Zhan fought to the death, so his combat experience must be far more spicy than Zhang Zhan's.

"The purple light in the eyes of the screen is a bit like the former Chuantian. When the Heaven Transmission Power is running at full speed, both eyes and hair will take on a strange purple color. Eh, could it be that the screening cultivation is also some kind of magic skill?"

Nie Ban nodded: "Of course! It is the first time that Nie has seen such a peak in the cultivation of evil arts." ”

"Heh, no wonder he sings songs every night! This kind of evil skill that ghosts resent gods and hates, I only hate Zhang for not practicing since he was a child, otherwise he may not have achieved worse than him!" Zhang said bitterly.

The last sentence showed his feet, Nie Ban naturally laughed, and then he said with a straight face: "It's not a lie that ghosts and gods hate it! People are watching the sky, and if they are so robbing the vitality of these poor women to practice, they will be punished by heaven." ”

"What's going on?"

Nie Ban picked out a hibernating snake from under the thick layer of snow.

Zhang Yan had already noticed Nie Ban's small movements, and naturally glanced at him: "The martial arts discussed and screened are fake, and it is true that you want to eat snake meat!"

"Don't eat it when I'm done!"

"Hey, actually, I've already caught one!" Zhang Yan smiled and held one up.

"Will all the snakes in Goryeo be poisonous?"

"Ha! You may not like this land, but you can't just look down on the creatures that have been bred by this land! The so-called equality of all beings, why bother to go with colored eyes...... Hey, damn it, it's really toxic!"

Zhang Yan sniffed the blood of the two snakes, and before he could finish his sentence, he slapped himself in the face.

Of course, with the cultivation of the two of them, the snake venom can't help them at all. In a short time, it was successfully concocted.

Nie Ban raised his chin: "Isn't there another one under the snow layer there?"

Zhang Yan snorted: "It's really a dog's eyes to look at people, Lao Tzu is also a master, you can't feel that the snake has been gnawed by voles!"

Nie Ban laughed, the little prank was exposed, and he was not embarrassed by it, but sighed: "Snakes eat rats in summer, rats eat snakes in winter, natural enemies can also be weak enough to become rations for the weak, they are enemies of each other, and they live on each other, this is really a strange world!"

"That's a good point! Two more sentences, two more sentences!"

"Ten more sentences is fine! But you'll have to stay away from my rations!"

In fact, they have all reached the realm of Bigu where they don't need to eat. What they are doing at the moment is just to remember the time when they were in Xiangyang City and shared joys and sorrows in the past.

Those past times are indeed bitter, not worth recalling, and not worth recalling. However, it is precious.

For example, it was once the home of the two of them.

However, the home is now occupied, ravaged, and trampled by a band of robbers.

So these delicacies that have been eaten at home, no matter how good they are, there is no taste of home after all.

In the middle of the night, the two sneaked back to Sangju City again.

The Lingyin Temple is far away from here, and it is at the foot of the Son of Heaven, even if Zhang Yan and Nie Ban took back the box and the river map for the rest of their lives, there is no better place to hide it for the time being, so they simply let it be buried under the soil first.

Even if it is rotten, it is happier than falling into Jin Xuanlin's hands.

The two of them took a turn in Gao Dongyuan's mansion, and it was not a coincidence that they came, it happened that Gao Dongyuan went to the city wall for the night.

"This is a good general, in such weather, he is not afraid of hardships, and he knows how to share weal and woe with the soldiers!" Zhang Yan praised it, and Nie Ban also thought so: "Of course! Hot-blooded soldiers are much better than those gentlemen who cook far away!"

Nie Ban has always disliked those scholars who pretend to be high and high, but they are powerless in everything, and always think that they are too ambitious, and they are the most useless.

In fact, what is learned is different, and what is used is different, and what is naturally responsible for is also biased.

The military generals always think that the literati have misled the country, and the literati always disdain the military generals to be vulgar.

However, although Zhang Yan, who knew this truth well, did not persuade Nie Ban not to generalize about the problem, because that would inevitably be biased.

The reason is very simple, Zhang Yan is not used to them.

"Well, they are all a group of cowards who play their demon methods and are full of benevolence and morality. Zhang Yan also added.

It wasn't just Zhang Cripple who was slapped in the face this time.

Because they were on the city wall, they overheard a soldier's complaint: "We little shrimp and little crabs are left with the bitter life of drinking the northwest wind! It's better for General Gao, come here and swagger around, greet the brothers a few times for hard work, and before the words fell, we have already hurriedly run to the Huichun Hall to drill the fragrant quilt of the girl's house!"

"Shhhhhh

"You grandma, it's not that you don't know what I want to say, why don't you stop Lao Tzu's first sentence before he finishes it?"

"Hey, I just don't dare to complain myself, so I'll borrow your mouth to say it!"

Their next complaints, Nie Ban and Zhang Yan, who were hiding in the corner, were no longer in the mood to listen.

Just now I praised Gao Dongyuan for such weather, and he was "not afraid of hardships" and "shared weal and woe" with the soldiers, it turned out that this guy is actually well versed in the fine style of high-ranking officials, that is, he enjoys himself and cares about the life and death of his mother's subordinates.

The two of them didn't speak for a long time, but Zhang Zhan's psychological quality was excellent, or his face was thick enough: "The weather is good today." ”

"Well, yes, yes. ”

Then the matter was revealed, and the two ran out in disgrace.

"Rejuvenation Hall?"

"Walking, walking!"

While walking, Zhang Chuan also said strangely: "In the end, the region is different, the name of this rejuvenation hall is more like a pharmacy." ”

Nie Ban nodded thoughtfully: "Well, this Gao Dongyuan must have helped his subordinates go down to grab herbs." ”

Zhang Yan couldn't help laughing and scolding: "Come on! At this time, you still have a hard mouth, what can you do if you admit it? Literati and martial artists all have hard-core heroes, and they also have soft eggs with tails between them." ”

Nie Ban snorted, and then said with some puzzlement: "Actually, I have always been puzzled! For example, especially when the country was ruined and the family was destroyed, why was it that the only thing that was remembered in the history books was a literati who chanted an impassioned verse, but not thousands of soldiers who died on the battlefield, fought hard to the last of their strength, and shed the last drop of blood? Is it true that the tragedy and magnificence they wrote with their lives are really not as touching as those that are catchy?"

Zhang Yan thought for a long time, and sighed: "It is very likely that it is because of sacrifice, which is the fate of the warrior. And those literati who show arrogance make a cameo appearance that does not belong to their own duties, which is even more moving, and therefore more worthy of people's praise. ”

In the end, Zhang Yan shrugged his shoulders: "Don't be uneven, just look at it, there is nothing fair or unfair, the division of labor is different." Ha, perhaps the only thing that is unfair is that the literati practice martial arts, that is, the talented people who are both civil and military. And the martial artist Xi Wen will most likely be beaten by his comrades-in-arms. Because no one wants to be a comrade-in-arms side by side, it is better to play with a brush than with a knife. ”

In front of the gate of the Rejuvenation Hall, Zhang Yan looked at the bright lights inside, and said with a smile: "This may be the only place where people can see a little temperature in the bitter cold." You see this endless stream of people coming and going, and their enthusiasm is never diminished by the snow of goose feathers. ”

Then Zhang Yan put his arm around Nie Ban's shoulders and said with great interest: "It is said that the place that best represents the cultural literacy of a city is the prosperous Qinglou and the popular casino! Because this is the only place where you can see dignitaries and peddlers and pawns, all in the same room. ”

Nie Ban snorted, and then took down his bait and raised: "In the alley over there, the young man who has broken his hand and leg and is already half frozen to death, how to explain it? Come to think of it, he must have offended a certain powerful person between words, so he was beaten and thrown to the snow in the deep alley to die." Therefore, being in the same room, even if they sit at the same table, does not mean that people from two classes belong to the same world. ”

"No matter what! Let's take a taste of the cultural features of Shangzhou City, anyway, at this time, Gao Dongyuan should be on the rise, disturbing his good deeds, maybe it will be self-defeating!

"Pick up your uncle's guest!" Nie Ban couldn't help but laugh.

When Zhang Zhan played Zhou Xiu in Datong Mansion, he really had a little bit of experience in makeup, although it was not very subtle, but it was just a matter of letting the two change their faces, and they were also caught.

But pretending to be around, after all, I still can't escape the appearance of Zhou Xiu.

Zhang Yan looked at Nie Ban like "Zhou Xiu", but he thought of Mu Xiaoya again. I don't know what happened to this girl, her daughter should have learned to speak, right?

Nie Ban also saw that something was wrong: "How do I feel that we are more like twin brothers? Although the eyebrows are different, they are surprisingly similar. ”

"Don't pick a bone in the egg! Just say how Uncle Zhang's hand is!"

"Well, it looks like it. ”

Zhang Yan snorted and said proudly: "Go back and find an apprentice to pass on Zhang's stunt to ensure that he can make a lot of money!"

As a result, a mysterious person who got Zhang Remnant's hand really passed it down through the ages and carried it forward. For example, the big eyes and the bridge of the nose, as well as the lips with the same curvature, and the whole person's facial features seem to have been carved from the ingenuity of the precision assembly line.

When you see these mass-produced handsome men and beauties, active on the screen and you don't recognize this person's name, don't feel inferior to yourself as an old hat, because as long as you pretend to be familiar and shout: "Hey, isn't this a golden beauty (Park handsome guy)?"

Congratulations, nine times out of ten you can get it right, and of course you can enjoy the eyes of the girls who have found their soulmates.

Then, a great love affair may begin......

"Uncle, come in and play!"

Two elegant men dressed as scribes, half-pushed and half-done, were pulled in.

Zhang Chuan struggled with the smiling girl with less than a tael of strength, and said righteously: "I have studied the golden and jade words of Master Confucius, and I have been clean and self-conscious, how can I ......?"

"Who is Old Master Kong?" the girl had seen too much of this kind of pretentious scholar, but she was still smiling, showing her most beautiful smile.

Rao is Nie Ban has always been unaccustomed to the style of literati, and at this time, he couldn't help but give Zhang Yan a punch: "When you mention the name of Sage Kong at this time, you are simply throwing his old man's face away thousands of miles away!"

"Ha, the old man of the saint must not mind!"

Zhang Remnant snorted, and the pretty girl holding Zhang Remnant's arm pinched it, and a hint of brilliance flashed in her beautiful eyes: "Well, Childe looks like a scholar, but his body is very strong!"

Zhang Yan said modestly: "Both civil and military, both civil and military!"

Nie Ban snorted inaudibly, but as a good brother, of course he wouldn't tear down the stage, but just lip-synced Zhang Zhan: "You brought silver?"

Zhang Yan's eyes widened: "No! Did you bring it?"

"It's okay, I have it too!"

The beautiful woman naturally didn't notice the small movements of Zhang Yan and Nie Ban, she chuckled: "Childe is really funny! I will definitely find a thoughtful and beautiful one for Childe later, Baobao Childe is satisfied!"

What are you proud of? Later, Lao Tzu will make sure you won't be able to laugh!