Chapter Twenty-Nine: Promotion
"Eat your sister!" Looking at the black-faced boatman who was snoring, Li Chunsheng's face turned pale, and he quickly walked up to him and stretched out his hand to lift him up, roaring in his mouth: "Hurry up and get up for me and drive the boat away! If you dare to delay our time, don't blame the old man for being unkind to you!"
The black-faced boatman opened his wistful eyes and stared straight at Li Chunsheng's old face. [No pop-ups.]
"What are you looking at?" Li Chunsheng frowned, seeing that the black-faced boatman's black charcoal-like cheeks suddenly showed two blushes, he couldn't help but roar again: "What are you doing! The face is suddenly as red as a monkey's ass! The old man is not a woman, what is there to be shy about!"
"It's because you're not a woman that I'm shy. The boatman bowed his head and whispered to himself.
Breaking free of Li Chunsheng's big hand that grabbed the placket of his clothes, the black-faced boatman glanced at everyone with a solemn face: "Okay, since that's the case, let you open your eyes and see the real combat power of our boatmen!"
Looking sideways at the stone bridge a few steps away, he looked serious and said loudly: "Come out, my war pet!"
With an earth-shattering roar, the earth trembled, the mountains and rocks rolled, and the waves were monstrous.
The whistling echoed, and a small brown mountain peak tens of meters long fell out of thin air on the stone bridge, and if you look closely, it is actually a huge war pet with a dragon's head turtle shell, and after the system identification, it is a 70-level "dragon turtle".
"Seven...... Seventy-level war pet?" everyone looked at the behemoth on the stone bridge and was speechless, the highest level known to the martial artists of this world was only level 60, but this dragon turtle had reached level 70 that people looked up to, if it wanted to compete for the title of number one in the world, it would definitely be like searching for things.
The appearance of the dragon turtle has changed everyone's attitude towards the black-faced boatman, in this world where force is respected, a strong man with the strength to sweep one side is undoubtedly a respected existence, even if he is just a small boatman.
Feeling the surprised and awe-struck gazes of everyone, the black-faced boatman proudly commanded the dragon turtle on the shore: "Little Red, we want to cross this sea, and you will open the way!"
"Roaring ......"
The dragon turtle stared straight at the people on the boat with its bright eyes, and after hearing the master's order, it raised its head excitedly and roared, and then dragged its huge body into the water. Perhaps sensing that something was wrong in the water, the huge shell of the dragon turtle shook suddenly, and the dragon's head stretched out to the side of the boat, and said in horror: "Master......! I seem to have forgotten to bring a swimming ring!"
With that, the mountain-like body sank into the sea in an instant, and disappeared without a trace in a blink of an eye.
"This ...... This ......" Li Chunsheng and the others stammered as they looked at the sea where the dragon turtle had disappeared.
"Little Red!" the black-faced boatman stared at the sea in distraction, and after half a sound, his whole body erupted with a terrifying momentum, and a pair of thick eyebrows almost twisted together.
"Come out, my top war pet, the Celestial Dragon!" the boatman stood majestically at the bow of the boat, his black face glaring at the blue sky, his whole body exuding a powerful momentum that looked at the world, at this moment, it seemed that the whole world had become dim, and he was the only one who dominated the heavens and the earth.
"Whoa......" A dragon's roar fell from the sky like a voice from outside the sky, and the whole world trembled.
The originally blue sky was instantly swept by the clouds, the dark clouds mixed with lightning and thunder rolled in, the sea was stormy, and the waves were surging, as if a shocking catastrophe was brewing.
"Whoa......" There was another long howl, and a pair of hundred-meter-long pitch-black claws suddenly appeared in the cloudy sky.
The black claws grabbed the canopy of the sky like giant pincers, and with a muffled thunder exploding in the sky, the giant claws tore fiercely to both sides, this tear seemed to tear the sky, and an unimaginable infinite starry sky instantly appeared in everyone's sight.
The appearance of the starry sky is only for a moment, but the scene of that moment leaves people with an incomparable shock, there is a cave outside the sky, that beautiful galaxy, is it a virtual scene of the game or does it really exist?
The starry sky was a flash in the pan, replaced in the blink of an eye by a huge dragon head, so large that it occupied almost half of the sky, and when it appeared, the mountains and rivers shook, and the waves were monstrous, as if it could turn the world into dust with a single sneeze.
The dragon's head was like a god high above, just staring at the vast earth quietly, and its eyes revealed a deep contempt.
"Rhubarb, come down and take us across the sea!" said the black-faced boatman on the bow of the boat.
"It's coming, master!" A crisp and immature dragon chant came from outside the sky, and the giant dragon that occupied the sky quickly shrank and turned into a golden dragon dozens of meters long, covered with golden scale armor, and majestic.
"Nine...... Rank 10 Divine Dragon!" Everyone below looked at the golden dragon wandering around in the sky.
Looking down at the vast sea with contempt, the golden dragon said with disdain: "It's just a small stream, crossing it is as easy as eating, I don't even bother to bring a swimming ring!" said that, he swooped down domineeringly, and plunged into the sea.
It didn't take long for a dragon corpse to float on the surface of the sea, which was the golden dragon that had just descended into the sea.
When the golden dragon rushed into the sea, it caused a landslide and tsunami, and the boat where everyone was was overturned in an instant, everyone fell into the water, and Li Xiao was also swept into the water by the waves, swallowing a large amount of seawater, and his body slowly sank.
Looking at the glimmering sea above, Li Xiao was sad and indignant in his heart, and said desolately: "I am a dignified eighty-level supreme, could I have been killed alive by my father's war pet......?" I'm not reconciled!"
Consciousness gradually blurred, and at the last moment of the end of his life, Li Xiaoyu sighed, if someone in the resurrection area saw that his eighty-level supreme was actually dead, I am afraid that he would soon become the laughing stock of the entire rivers and lakes.
At the moment of death, Li Xiao chose to quit the game and go offline in the resurrection zone, which is undoubtedly a wise choice.
In the haze, Li Xiao felt an itch on his face, this feeling made him extremely uncomfortable, and the moment he opened his eyes, he was stunned to see a pair of clear eyes looking at him against his nose.
This astonishing scene made him quickly grab the owner's shirt and throw the other party out fiercely.
Li Xiao only heard a panicked scream and the sound of broken wooden boards, and when he turned over and got out of bed to check, he saw a gold dagger and broken window debris left on the ground.
Apparently, it was a well-planned murder.
Thinking of this, Li Xiao ignored the image of wearing only a big red pants on his body, picked up the dagger on the ground and chased him out, and when he stepped out of the window, he seemed to have stepped on something.
didn't have time to think about it, he chased out three courtyards in a row, not only did he not see the figure of the "assassin", but instead attracted the maids walking through the mansion to lose their faces, cover their eyes and run away in panic with red faces.
It didn't take long for the news of Li Xiao, the uncle of the old man of the palace, who was wearing big pants and chasing the maid frantically, spread throughout the mansion in an instant, causing a lot of commotion, and even for a long time, no maid dared to approach the courtyard where this distinguished guest lived for half a step, for fear of being forcibly taken away by someone.
Li Xiao chased all the way out of the three courtyards and found no trace of the assassin, and when he calmed down, he recalled carefully, only remembering that he logged in to the game in the ruined temple, and for some reason appeared in this mansion.
When he was about to ask the people where he was, he suddenly caught a glimpse of a thin old man in a blue robe, white hair and eyebrows, staring at him with wide eyes at the corner of the rockery not far away.
"Uncle, are you ......" The white-haired old man walked over, stretched out his hand and poked at the skin on his chest, and then opened his eyes wide, staring at Li Xiao, who was only wearing red pants, and said in surprise: "You...... Where did you buy these clothes?"
Li Xiao looked down at his slippery upper body and was silent.
After a few breaths.
Li Xiao wore conspicuous red pants and walked through the pavilion and water pavilion of the palace, and walking side by side with him was a white-haired old man who also wore only red pants, this old man was the person who asked about his clothes, and at the same time his nephew Wang Ning, the monks of the Great Buddha Temple went down the mountain this time to congratulate him on his 60th birthday.
From Wang Ning's mouth, Li Xiao understood why he appeared here, it turned out that after the empty monk and the disciples failed in the sneak attack in the game, they retreated, and when they saw that they were still in the game, they didn't bother themselves, and let people silently carry him on their backs.
"Uncle Shi, your dress is really amazing, I always feel like I haven't worn it when I wear it. Wang Ning looked at his thin body with joy.
Turning his head sideways to look at Li Xiao's fair physique beside him, and then looking down at his withered yellow body, the old man almost wanted to speak, but finally couldn't help but say: "Uncle Shi, do you have any white and tender clothes, you gave me this set to wear like the body of an old man who is about to enter a coffin, it is black and rough with corpse spots, I want to vomit when I see it." ”
Li Xiaobai glanced at Wang Ning, stretched out his hand and said, "Don't like it, don't like it, give it back to me!"
When Wang Ning heard this, he immediately hugged his chest and stammered, "Who ...... Who's to say I don't like it? I just think it's ugly. ”
With a roll of his eyes, he diverted the topic and said with a dry smile: "Uncle, what kind of congratulatory gifts did you bring to me this time?" Don't bring something too valuable, just send some gold, silver and jewelry, but don't give me the six-grade cheats! What I despise the most are those scum who take the cheats below the seventh grade as congratulatory gifts, and the sixth-grade cheats are embarrassed to take them out. ”
Li Xiaozheng wanted to inform Wang Ning in advance that the congratulatory gift he gave was a six-grade cheat, and immediately closed his mouth after hearing his words.
Seeing the old man's eyes wide open and expectant, he had to be embarrassed and said, "You'll know when the time comes!"
While the two were talking, a blue-clothed figure suddenly appeared in the corridor in front of them, the owner of the figure was an old nun wearing a blue robe, a monk's hat, and her eyes were like electricity.
"Who is this?" Li Xiao said confusedly, looking at the back of the old nun.
"That old woman you say?" Wang Ning looked at Li Xiao, and said flatly: "He is the master of the Emei faction Dingshan, we all call her 'Lao Ding' behind our backs, don't look at her with bad eyes but born with divine ears, as long as someone says bad things about her within a radius of a few zhang, she will hear it immediately." ”
Li Xiao nodded suddenly, looked at the Emei Shenni who was called "Lao Ding" by Wang Ning again, and saw that the other party seemed to notice and slowed down, he couldn't help but be curious: "What if someone says bad things about her within a few zhang radius and is noticed by her?"
Wang Ning rolled his eyes, "Then do you need to say, of course, she was unknowingly bitten on the buttocks until the person bled too much and fainted." Before he finished speaking, the old nun of Emei, who was walking slowly in front of him, suddenly stopped, and he didn't know what kind of magic power he had exerted, and he instantly came behind Wang Ning, opened his bloody mouth and bit him fiercely on the buttocks.
Li Xiao took a deep breath and looked at Wang Ning, the white-haired old man who didn't notice it at all, "Then is there a way to help the person who is about to faint to get out of the predicament?"
"Let him die! There is no need to save such a scum!" Wang Ning gritted his teeth, clenched his fists and said indignantly: "There is such a scum in the world, if I see it, I have to kick him to death with my cultivation vajra legs!"
Li Xiao couldn't help but stutter, and asked cautiously, "If that person were you, what would you do?"
"Me?" Wang Ning was stunned, and then laughed heartily: "How is it possible, you must know that I have been cultivating the Vajra leg for decades, how can I let that old woman sneak attack successfully? As long as she dares to sneak attack, my leg will automatically counterattack, you see, it doesn't react, so it can't be me!"
"I mean, what if?" Li Xiao glanced down at Wang Ning's thin thighs in his pink boots.
"What if?" Wang Ning scratched his thigh and pondered for a long time, suddenly seemed to have found the answer, his eyes lit up, and he proudly stood up and said firmly: "I thought about it for a long time, no matter how I thought about it, I felt that it was impossible, if she sneaked attacked, my King Kong leg would automatically counterattack, you see that it didn't react, so this matter is absolutely impossible!"
"Then if it's my nephew who is bitten, what should I do?"
"Your nephew?" Wang Ning's deep ink-like pupils unabashedly revealed a thick contempt, "Hmph, such a scumbag is hopeless, the only way to save this kind of person is to kick him to death with my King Kong leg, I feel that my feet are ready to move......"
"So, even if I see that kind of person, I don't have to care about his life or death?" Li Xiao seemed to understand some truth.
"Of course!" Wang Ning looked at Li Xiao with a sparse white beard, and said earnestly, "Senior uncle, don't associate with that kind of friend in the future, if you see him again next time, see him once, and fight once, don't worry, I and the senior brothers of the empty character generation will support you! Even if his strength is higher than you, as long as you say a word, we will immediately arrest that person and beat him violently." ”
"What if that person was right next to him?" Li Xiao said in surprise.
"Around?" Wang Ning was stunned for a moment, a trace of fierceness flashed in his deep pupils, and he said with spittle: "This kind of scum is incurable, even if you are around, you have to teach him a hard lesson, uncle! Don't worry, even if you beat that person, I support you!"
"Oh...... Then I completely understand!" Li Xiao suddenly realized, and suddenly swung his fist to beat the old man who was caught off guard to the ground, and punched and kicked him and the old nun who bit his ass, and the poor two masters were beaten like this, and lay on the ground wailing in pain.
After a cup of tea, Li Xiao reluctantly withdrew his fist and looked down at the two people lying on the ground with blue noses and swollen eyes.
"Uncle Shi, you ...... Why are you hitting me?" Wang Ning got up from the ground, spit out an old yellow tooth, rubbed his swollen eyes, and looked at Li Xiao with a face full of grievances.
Li Xiao's face was calm, and he glanced at Lao Ni, who had a few old teeth knocked out but still bit Wang Ning's buttocks and didn't let go, and said indifferently: "You asked me to beat you, don't believe it, look at your ass." ”
"Me?" Wang Ning turned his head to look at his ass in confusion, and suddenly realized when he saw the old nun of Emei, he didn't say much, he stood in place and said stiffly: "Uncle Shi, go on!"
"Stop!" As soon as Wang Ning's words fell, the old Ni of Emei, who bit his buttocks, was so frightened that he didn't even want dentures, and hurriedly shouted "Stop", and then squeezed out a smile from his old face that was swollen like a pig's head, and said flatteringly: "Brother Wang, I haven't seen ...... for a long time."
The words stopped abruptly, and her eyes swept over Wang Ning and Li Xiao, who were wearing red pants, and she stood on the spot for a moment, stretched out her white fingers, pointed at Wang Ning and Li Xiao's bare upper bodies and trembled: "You guys...... Your clothes are so stylish, where did you buy them?"