"That's, you're a monkey ass!" Zhu Bajie smiled reluctantly, also worried.

The golden cicada on the side said loudly: "It's not difficult to sit in meditation, I can sit in meditation." It seems that you still have to rely on your teacher. ”

Sun Wukong was overjoyed: "That's good! That's good! Master, how long can you sit?"

"When I was a child, I had the opportunity to meet Master Fang Shang and refine the method of zazen. If you are qualitatively presence, you can sit in the realm of death and life for two or three years. ”

"If Master sits for two or three years, we won't go to learn the scriptures!" Sun Wukong stretched his brows and said with a smile, "It will only be two or three hours at most, and it will come down." ”

Jin Chanzi said with some concern: "Wukong, it's easy to sit in meditation, but I can't go up to the fifty-table-high meditation platform!"

Sun Wukong waved his hand: "Don't worry about this, you go over and promise first, and I'll send you up then." ”

Jin Chanzi made up his mind, turned around, put his palms together in his chest, and said to the king: "The poor monk can sit in meditation. ”

The king smiled coldly and immediately issued a decree and set up a meditation platform. In less than half an hour, the palace people moved a hundred tables and set up two hundred-foot high platforms on the left and right of the Jinluan Palace.

Huli Daxian Chengzhu in his chest, walked down the hall, came to the Zen platform, his body was vertical, stepping on a red cloud, slowly rose up, and sat down on the west Zen platform.

Sun Wukong secretly plucked a hair, turned into a fake Sun Wukong, and accompanied Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha to stand below. The real body turned into a cloud of five-colored auspicious clouds, held up the golden cicada, rose steadily into the air, and came to the east meditation platform and sat down.

Sun Wukong received the auspicious light, turned into a worm again, flew to Zhu Bajie's ear and said: "Bajie, look at the master carefully, and then talk to Lao Sun's stand-in." ”

Zhu Bajie knew that Sun Wukong was going to play tricks again, and said with a smile, "I know!

On the two towering meditation platforms, an old Taoist priest sits on the west side and an old monk sits on the east side. This monk is really good Zen skills, on the high platform against the scorching sun, even if the sweat is like rain, but also sit still. After more than an hour, I couldn't tell the winner.

Luli Daxian sat on the embroidery pier below, and saw that the fat monk was like a woodcarved Bodhisattva, not moving, and he was a little anxious. After thinking about it, he reached out and plucked a short hair at the back of his head, twisted it into a ball, and bounced it towards the eastern meditation platform.

The hair fluttered and disappeared, not biased or slanted, and fell straight on the golden cicada's bald head, turning into a big bedbug, and as soon as his neck moved, he bit the golden cicada's bald head and sucked blood.

The golden cicada was sitting down, and suddenly felt a little itchy on the scalp, and then felt pain, and wanted to reach out to touch it, but in the middle of the competition, he couldn't move. If you make a move, then this zazen is considered a loss.

At first, Jin Cicada thought that it would be over after a while, but who knew that after a while, his head became more and more painful, but it was Luli Daxian's method that made the big bed bug bite harder.

The pain made Jin Cicada a little unbearable, and he didn't dare to move, so he had to shrink his head to the left and to the right, trying to shake the bed bug down.

The big bed bug bites firmly, and the insect moves with its head, where can it fall? The golden cicada had no choice but to wipe the itch on her clothes and make her scalp move in order to feel better.

Zhu Bajie saw it below, and exclaimed, "Oh no! ”

"Isn't it? Epilepsy is convulsed all over the body, and foaming at the mouth. Master, this seems to be a head stroke. Monk Sha also saw it, and his heart was anxious.

"Master is a sincere gentleman, he said that if he can sit in meditation, he will definitely sit, and there will be no reason why he can't sit still! Don't panic first, wait for me to go up and have a look. ”

With a whoosh, Sun Wukong flew to the head of the golden cicada again, looked left and right, and saw a bedbug the size of a bean on the bald head, hurriedly twisted it off with his hand, and scratched it for the master.

Jin Cicada felt no more pain or itching, and sat upright on it again, never moving again.

Sun Wukong thought secretly: "The monk's head is light, and lice can't hide one, how can there be this bedbug? I think it was that Taoist priest who made a mystery and harmed my master." Lao Sun is the ancestor of playing this, and he won't win or lose when he sits down like this, so he will go and get him when he waits!"

Sun Wukong flew down, landed on the head of the beast in front of the Golden Palace, transformed into a seven-inch centipede, climbed onto the west Zen platform, and climbed on the face of Huli Daxian.

Huli Daxian looked down and saw it, and his heart was greatly panicked, and he hurriedly stretched his mouth, shrugged his nose, and blinked his eyes, trying to get the centipede down. But this is not an ordinary centipede, it is Sun Wukong who has changed, where can it shake?

Sun Wukong climbed into the nostrils of the old Taoist priest, opened his mouth, and took a hard bite.

I only listened to the sound of ah, under the severe pain of Huli Daxian, he could no longer sit steadily, and in the shaking of the table, a heel bucket fell down a hundred-foot-high Zen platform, which provoked him to have profound skills, and his head was also broken and bleeding, and he fell half to death.

The soldiers in the audience hurriedly came to rescue him, and the king was also shocked, and hurriedly called the attendant master to lead him to the Wenhua Hall to freshen up and heal his wounds.

This time, it was obvious that the golden cicada had won, and Sun Wukong drove the auspicious clouds again and sent the golden cicada off the stage.

Seeing that the monk had won again, the king looked at the two national teachers next to him.

Where are the two old Taoist priests willing to admit defeat? Luli Daxian said: "Your Majesty, my senior brother originally had a dark wind disease, maybe it was a heavy rain in the morning, and the wind was cold in the high places, and my senior brother blew the wind in the sky, and the old disease recurred, so that the monk was victorious. Please also leave the monk and wait for me to bet with him on a game of partition guessing. ”

The king asked, "What is the name of a partition?"

Luli Daxian said: "The poor road has a partition to know things, see if the monk can do it." If he can guess me, let him out. If you can't guess me, please take down their convictions, they killed my two apprentices, released five hundred monks, and came to the court to bully my senior brothers, this crime cannot be determined, this revenge cannot be avenged. Please ask Your Majesty for your permission, and you will live up to our 20 years of grace in protecting the country. ”

"According to the words of the national teacher, it's just that the national teacher should be careful, don't let the monk win again. ”

"Please rest assured, Your Majesty!" Huli Daxian said the method of guessing, and asked the king to arrange it like this.

The king immediately issued an edict and ordered the officials to carry a vermilion lacquered cabinet to the inner palace and ask the mother to put a treasure.

After a while, the internal official lifted the cabinet out again and placed it in front of the white jade steps.

The king told the four Tang Seng about guessing the partition, and said, "You two each cast their magic powers, guess what kind of treasure is in the cabinet." ”

Jin Chanzi thought to himself, anyway, now that he has no clothes, it is better to simply be a mortal first. asked Sun Wukong: "Apprentice, how can you know what is in the cabinet?"

Where did Sun Wukong know this spell of guessing the piece? But he also had a plan in his heart, and said to Jin Chanzi: "Master, don't worry, wait for me to take a look." ”

He turned into a worm again, and flew quietly to the cupboard, and climbed to the foot of the cupboard, and saw a crack in the plank, and got into it.

When I got to the cabinet, I saw that there was a red lacquer Dan plate in it, and there was a set of colorful palace clothes in the plate, and the clothes were embroidered with gold and silver threads, colored silk and precious pearls.

This dress is indeed a treasure, there is a name called Shanhe Sheji jacket, Qiankun geographical skirt.

Sun Wukong smiled, made it worse, picked up the palace robe with his hand, shook it up, and shouted "change" in his mouth! Thinking about it, I sprinkled another soak of urine on it.

laughed a few times, turned into an insect again, got out of the crack in the board, flew to the ear of the golden cicada and said, "Master, you guess it's a tattered stream and a bell." ”

Jin Chanzi was puzzled: "He said he guessed the baby, where is this bell what kind of treasure?"

Sun Wukong smiled: "You don't care about him, according to what I say." ”

The golden cicada took a step and was about to speak to the king.

Lu Li vigorously took the first step and said loudly: "I guess first, in that cabinet is a mountain and river society jacket, Qiankun geography skirt." ”

Jin Chanzi shook his head and said, "No, no, there is a broken bell in the cabinet." ”

When the king heard this, he was furious and said: "This monk is so rude! Dare to laugh at our country without treasures, guess what is the loss of a bell!" He slapped the case of the imperial treasure and shouted: "Come on! Tie up these monks for me!"

The lieutenant below listened to the order and rushed up to make a move, and the golden cicada clasped his hands together and shouted: "Your Majesty, please forgive your sins first." Please open the cabinet and see, if it is really a treasure, the poor monk will be guilty. If it's not a treasure, wouldn't you have wronged the poor monk?"

Okay, let's let you die and understand!

With a wave of his hand, the king issued a decree to open the cabinet. When the driver received the order, he went over to open the cabinet, and the palace maid took out the Dan plate to show the king.

The palace maid held the Dan plate, and the driver reached out and lifted the palace brocade cover on the plate. Everyone's eyes looked at each other in unison, and their faces were instantly frozen:

In the Danpan, it is a rag and a bell is lost!

The king did not know why for a moment, but he was furious, and asked left and right, "Who put this?"

The queen next to her was also stunned, her face showed horror, and she said to the king: "Long live, the mountain and river society jacket and Qiankun geographical skirt put by the concubine herself, how did it become like this?"

The king thought for a moment and said, "Don't worry, the queen believes in you." The clothes in the palace are all satin silk silk, where can there be any lost bells? Only monks have them, presumably the monks have done ghosts. ”

As he spoke, he said to the attendant beside him, "Bring the cabinet up, I want to put a treasure myself, and try again." ”

The king stood up, ordered the cabinet to be carried to the back, and took a large peach the size of a fist, and placed it on a plate of red lacquer. Close the cabinet door, ask someone to carry it to the front, and then call the two parties to guess.

Jin Chanzi said to Sun Wukong: "Apprentice, I have to guess again." ”

"Don't worry, I'll take a look later. Sun Wukong buzzed over again and got into it through the crack in the board, but saw a fresh big peach in the Dan plate.

Sun Wukong couldn't help but want to laugh, showed his original body, sat in the cabinet, picked up the peach, opened his mouth, and gnawed it cleanly in three or two strokes, even the cheek pits on both sides were gnawed clean, leaving only a bare peach pit and putting it back in the Dan plate.