Chapter 2 Big Brother Lu Buping

It didn't take long for several of Lu Buping's little brothers to rush to the dilapidated mountain temple one after another. In addition to Lu Buping, the other six people were all present. In addition to the oldest second stunned mentioned above, the youngest Wang Twelve, and Lu Buping thinks that Yang Fan, who is the smartest besides himself, the remaining three partners are Xiao Budian, Big Head, and Liu Si in order of age. It's a pity that the second is stunned here, and the little ones are slightly older than Yang Fan, so they don't need to use some means, after Lu Buping kowtows, he can only be the third child, which is not the result he wants after swearing.

After the brothers arrived, the first thing they saw was the venue that Lu Buping had leveled out and the incense that had been arranged. Yang Fan first called out: "Brother Buping, you are really diligent today, you came so early, and the venue is so neat." ”

"It's nothing, I got up early today, I think this back mountain is not populated on weekdays, it is desolate and dilapidated, so I simply go up to this back mountain first, put things in order, and wait for everyone to come up together, discuss how to get this ceremony." ”

Next, everyone discussed with each other whether they should cut their fingers and make an alliance with blood as in the legend, or simply worship heaven and earth and seek life and death. On weekdays, he is a little timid, but he often does some dirty things that are broken, and he naturally doesn't want to get some bloody things out, so he strongly opposes the bloody alliance. But the two were stunned, the big head, Liu Si highly admired the blood alliance, and thought that heroes and heroes should be like this. In fact, on weekdays, everyone has a dispute, and basically in the end they will count on Lu Buping to take the idea, but today Lu Buping has a different idea, so he watched everyone fight together with a smile, and looked at everyone in his heart to argue with him on his back, and his mouth was dry.

It was so noisy, and the temperature was high, and everyone ran out of strength for a while, and everyone glanced at Lu Buping. Lu Buping knew that he should appear on his own, otherwise a sworn worship would become a farce. He looked at the crowd, and then said calmly: "After talking for so long, everyone should be thirsty, in this way, Wang XII, you take the bowl to be used for the prayer, go and decorate some water, and after a while, you will make a blood alliance, and you must drink saliva before coming, otherwise the smell of blood will be heavy, and the water will not taste good." ”

When Xiao Budian heard this, he couldn't help rolling his eyes, and hurriedly roared: "It's not fair, this matter has not been decided, why is it a blood alliance?"

"Don't worry, listen to me first, whether we want to make a blood alliance or not, we have to drink enough first, not to eat enough. "Drinking enough is a false proposition, with the net worth of these brothers, it is naturally not a problem to be full of water every day, but when it comes to eating enough, in addition to Lu Buping, maybe Wang Twelve can meet the standard a little, and the other half-sized children, naturally they often feel half-full.

Coo, before the words landed, someone's stomach reacted, and it is estimated that a few of them have not even eaten breakfast, and they have already run over, as for whether there is breakfast at home, it is estimated that there is not much.

Lu Buping looked at everyone with a straight face: "I know that everyone is in a hurry to come today, and they may not have breakfast." So I brought some food, and now I take it out, and everyone will see how to divide it. Then Lu Buping took out the twenty fritters that he had already hidden and handed them to everyone. The oil aroma of the fritters instantly filled the air, and everyone's throats began to swallow up and down, making a grunting sound.

"I bought 20 fritters on credit from Uncle Niu today, and I shared them with the brothers, we have seven people now, one person has three sticks, and one person can only get two, and I have to go and get water at this time, everyone will see how to arrange it. After saying this, Lu Buping casually looked at Yang Fan with his eyes.

Yang Fan received a look and quickly picked up the words: "Wang Twelve is the youngest, I said it just now, let him go and fetch water, and he will eat two." ”

Wang Twelve was immediately unhappy: "Why do I have to fetch water and eat the least because I am the youngest." No, no, it's not fair at all, Brother Buping, do you say yes, Brother Er, you are old, you are judged. Wang Twelve waved his hand and asked the brothers to judge, at this time, everyone could not care, I just hope to decide as soon as possible to work more alone and eat less, of course, not myself.

Seeing that Yang Fan ignored his intentions, Lu Buping frowned, gave Yang Fan another look, and waved his hand lightly at the same time. Yang Fan was stunned for a while, not knowing what Lu Buping was going to say. Lu Buping had no choice but to point his finger at himself, and Yang Fan only said to everyone half-swallowing and half-spitting: "Or, let Lu Buping go to fetch water and eat one less fritters?"

Everyone immediately refused in unison, no, no, the incense is brought by unevenness, and the food is also brought by unevenness, and now you have to eat less uneven water, are you having a problem with your brain.

Seeing that Yang Fan only understood half of his intentions, Lu Buping decided to come forward and say a few words by himself, he waved his hand and calmed everyone's voices. Told everyone that he was willing to fetch water, only eat two fritters, and without waiting for everyone to agree, he directly took the water jug and walked out of the door, and when he passed in front of Yang Fan, he pointed at himself with his big finger, and blinked his eyes vigorously. Xiao Budian, who was standing nearby, seemed to have seen this blinking action, and subconsciously winked at Lu Buping.

Lu Buping walked out of the door with a smile, Xiao Budian didn't know if he understood the meaning, and winked at him vigorously, this kid has a lot of bad water, but his heart is really inflexible, and he is probably wondering in his stomach at this time.

Yang Fan saw Lu Buping walking away, and understood the meaning of this big man's finger, and then shouted: "The uneven people are still good, they brought us food, and they went to carry water by themselves, and they were willing to share less, they really have the demeanor of a big brother." ”

Xiao Budian rolled his eyes, seemed to understand something, and said: "That's it, that's it, I think the injustice is quite a big brother's style, or we will nominate him as the eldest brother, and in the future, we can eat and drink spicy food with him, and it is quite good to have a good future." ”

The big head replied hesitantly: "Shouldn't you be by age when you bow down, the second brother is the oldest, so he should be the eldest brother." ”

Wang Twelfth should also come back to his senses, and immediately said: "Then the eldest brother wants to dedicate more to the brothers, since he has brought food and went to fetch water, if the second brother is the eldest brother, let's eat less fritters." ”

The second stunned actually doesn't have any concept of the eldest brother, he is the second oldest in the family, and it really doesn't matter if he is the eldest brother or not for his character, and the attraction is not as strong as one more fritter at all. After thinking for a while, the second stunned replied: "I think it's good to be a big brother when I'm not even, he is literate and smart, and he is righteous enough, so he can serve the public as a big brother." After taking a breath, his stomach grunted unhappily, and there was a sentence that he was embarrassed to say in his heart, if he was not a big brother, he could only eat two fritters.

Since it doesn't matter if the two are stunned, it doesn't matter if the other brothers solve this topic, everyone gets excited, and talks about whether Yang Fan will come back for a while, whether to eat the fritters first, or eat them after the bow. As for the topic of the alliance of blood, it was automatically ignored.

When Lu Buping came back, everyone elected him as the eldest brother. Lu Buping wanted to shirk it, but when the words came to his lips, he became brothers, I am willing to be a big brother and take everyone to have a good future together. In this way, everyone had no objection, directly lit incense and worshipped, and then shared the food.

When everyone was done with their work, they sorted out the seats, Lu Buping, Er, Xiaobudian, Yang Fan, Datou, Liu Si, Wang Twelve, and his brother and brother called happily. Then Lu Buping simply told everyone a few rules, like a brother in distress, everyone helps, brothers are blessed, and everyone shares. Thanks to Lu Buping's study for a few more years, when he talked about it, everyone couldn't stop nodding their heads and saying yes. The sun rose high in the sky, the temperature was even higher, and everyone agreed to go down the mountain together, and then form a gang of brothers, as for what to do next, I really didn't think about it, of course, long-term planning is not something that this group of twelve, three, or four-year-old teenagers can figure out.

Taking advantage of the fact that the temperature did not reach the hottest, everyone went down the mountain together. When he stepped out of the mountain temple, Lu Buping felt a sudden coldness on his neck, and when he looked back, half of the broken mountain god's body had collapsed, and only the pair of eyes seemed to be staring ahead. Lu Buping shivered and shouted to hurry down the mountain. Before leaving, Lu Buping glanced at the mountain god again, and always felt that something was wrong, and he couldn't figure it out, so he dared to run away.