Chapter 166: Cutting off the head and changing the chest
In the world of Liaozhai, in the judge temple outside Jiangdu City, Wu Ming and Ying Ning, who were dressed as Taoist priests and Taoist children, stood at the door of the main hall, looking at the statue of the judge on the altar, with a helpless face.
"Said it, knocked it out, this judge doesn't seem to come back to life, what should I do, I can't smash him, right?" Ying Ning said with his hands on his hips and a frown.
Wu Ming was also a little helpless, when the color of the world changed, this clay sculpture judge came to life, and brought Nie Yinniang back to the underworld in front of everyone, but now he and Ying Ning spent a long time on it, and the judge statue was always motionless.
"It would be nice if the old fox Tu came, the Judge Temple is his old nest, he may know better. Wu Ming stretched out his hand and scratched his head.
Ying Ning pursed his lips: "Lao Hu Tu followed Xiaoqian to the crew, he wants to learn makeup from those people backstage and give full play to the usefulness of his skin." ”
This time when they entered the world of Liaozhai, there were only two people, Wu Ming and Ying Ning, and now facing this statue of the judge, the two of them stared at each other with big eyes and were at a loss.
Wu Ming hesitated and said, "Why don't you ...... Go to Jiangdu City to find Brother Yan and ask, he should still be guarding the spirit of General Wang. ”
Ying Ning rolled his eyes and said, "You wait a minute, I'll try again." ”
After saying that, she trotted out with a cigarette and disappeared.
Wu Ming stood in place and waited for a long time, and then Ying Ning ran back with a ball of things, Wu Ming looked carefully, and Ying Ning was holding a leper dog.
"The mountain is so wild, I only found this wild dog after a long day. Ying Ning said and carried the dog to the altar, broke the two hind legs of the wild dog, and made a sound of "shhh
Wu Ming was stunned: "Hey, you're too ...... It's disrespectful. ”
As Wu Ming's words fell, the sound of rushing water sounded, and the wild dog in Ying Ning's hand urinated at the judge like a jet of water.
Boom——!
A muffled thunder suddenly sounded in the clear sky outside the temple, and then the huge judge statue on the altar shook violently and let out a roar.
"Where did the wild dogs come from, they dare to molest my law!"
Ying Ning moved extremely fast, raised his hand to throw the wild dog aside, and hid behind Wu Ming: "It's that wild dog, it has nothing to do with me!"
The wild dog was suddenly thrown aside in the middle of the pee, and the rest of the pee was startled back, with a stunned and unhappy expression on his face.
Wu Ming was a little depressed, and Ying Ning was really a little excessive, but he finally brought this clay statue to life.
"Your Excellency, the judge is angry, we are here to ask about something, and we have no choice but to make this decision. ”
The clay statue in the high place had turned into a tall judge at this moment, and the two huge eyes like copper bells looked at Wu Ming and snorted heavily.
"I am the Chacha Division, in charge of the affairs of the underworld, how can you come here casually and delay the official affairs of the underworld, can you bear the responsibility?"
Ying Ning, who was hiding behind Wu Ming, sighed, "There are so many official words, you have delayed a lot more time than us." ”
Wu Ming pushed Ying Ning with his elbow, and then faced the black-faced judge above and clenched his fists: "Lord Judge, please calm your anger, we just inquired about Nie Yinniang's news, and there is nothing else to ask for." ”
"Nie Yinniang?" the judge's face changed significantly, "Why are you asking about that woman, she has caused me enough trouble!"
"She owes us a sum of money, and she hasn't paid it back, let's wait for her to come back to life!" Ying Ning behind Wu Ming hurriedly said.
The judge in the high place snorted: "It's impossible to survive, she won't survive in her life!"
Wu Ming was taken aback: "Why?"
"Nie Yinniang, she killed Wu Quxing, and after I was detained in the underworld, she fled privately, and now the ghosts in the entire underworld are arresting her, and after finding it, she will be put in the oil pot!"
"What!"
Wu Ming was suddenly taken aback, this Nie Yinniang was still so capable of making trouble when she arrived in the underworld!
"Nothing else, I'll go back to the underworld. The judge on the altar waved his sleeves, and it seemed that he was going to leave: "Just ask me to bring wine next time, and if you let the wild dogs pee on me, I will detain you back to the underworld and go to the oil pot with Nie Yinniang!"
"Slow down, adult!"
Wu Ming hurriedly stepped forward and stretched out his hand: "Don't wait for next time, we will invite you to drink in Jiangdu City now!"
"Hahahaha......"
The tall and burly judge burst into laughter, and the wild dogs at his feet ran out of the hall in fright.
"Since you say so, then it's not easy for me to refuse, let's go, Lu will accompany you to Jiangdu City for a drink!"
Ying Ning behind Wu Ming pursed his lips, and just now he said that he couldn't delay the official document, and as soon as he said that there was wine, he immediately threw it aside, what kind of judge is this.
......
In a restaurant facing the street in Jiangdu City, Wu Ming and Ying Ning ordered a large table of sumptuous wine and food to entertain the black-faced judge.
The judge's temple was originally more than thirty miles away from Jiangdu City, and the judge was in a hurry, so he grabbed Wu Ming and Ying Ning and ran wildly, but he came to the city in a moment.
The judge was tall and fierce, and he was so frightened that passers-by avoided him when he walked on the street, but he didn't care about it, laughing as he walked.
At this moment, there was only one table of guests on the second floor of the entire restaurant, and the judge's loud voice was like thunder, echoing everywhere in the empty hall.
"Since Zhu Erdan went to serve as Xiyue Taihuaqing, I have served as the Yin Si Cha Si for more than 100 years, and his descendants have not come to invite me to drink once, the world is hot and cold......"
Wu Ming and Ying Ning are not good at drinking, but they are just accompanied.
Lu Juan didn't care, he drank one bowl after another with a bowl of wine, and in a moment he dried fifty or sixty bowls, which was like a bottomless pit.
Wu Ming couldn't help but smack his tongue on the side, the amount of alcohol of this black-faced judge is really okay, but it's a pity that Xiaoqian is not there, otherwise the two of them should be chess opponents.
Lu Juan tilted his neck and drank another bowl of wine, stretched out his big fan-like hand and patted Wu Ming on the back: "You are a good young man, you have the bearing of Zhu Erdan back then, I like it very much!"
Wu Ming was slapped by Lu Juan and leaned back together, quite helpless, he only had to get into a relationship with Lu Juan now, and then find a way to inquire about Nie Yinniang's news.
Lu Juan drank more than ten bowls in a blink of an eye, and his black face began to glow red: "Look at you kid who is stupid, do you want me to help you change a seven-trick exquisite heart, and ensure that you will be like a spring of thoughts from now on!"
Wu Ming smacked his lips: "Thank you Meiyi, I'll use the original first." ”
Lu Juan sighed, turned his head and looked at Ying Ning again: "Back then, Zhu Erdan disliked his wife for being too ugly, so let me help him cut off his head and change his face." You little fox is good-looking, and you don't need to be so troublesome. ”
Although Ying Ning was dressed as a Taoist child, she had already seen her true body by Lu Juan, and she didn't care, so she snorted and didn't answer.
Lu Juan looked at Ying Ning with a pair of drunken eyes: "But the size of these two on your chest is too small, do you want me to go to the underworld and cut two big ones to help you replace them?"
With a snap, Ying Ning slapped the table, and was about to turn his face at Lu Ju.
Wu Ming hurriedly played a round on the side: "Don't bother, adult, she's ...... I should still be able to develop......
With a click, Ying Ning grabbed Wu Ming's arm and bit it hard, and Wu Ming suddenly let out a miserable scream, which resounded throughout the second floor.