Chapter 5 The Great Qin Poetry Friends Group
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Li Xiaoyi and others were successfully rescued, as one of the culprits of this incident, he received an order from Her Majesty the Empress before he had time to rest and have breakfast, asking him to go to the palace immediately to meet him, without delay. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"This is miserable, Her Majesty the Empress is in such a hurry to summon me, she must have known the cause and effect of the incident, although she is innocent, but as the most critical trigger of the incident, punishment is inevitable. Li Xiao sat in the luxury carriage and looked up and sighed.
Idle and bored, he took out the jade plate hanging from the shirt on his chest, looked down at the letters in the mailbox, most of the junk letters were deleted by the system, and the rest were all the names of Li Xiao's friends who had been rejected in recent years, and if you looked closely, they were all women's nicknames, there were about five hundred people, all of whom refused to be added as friends without exception, and some of them sent threatening messages in the rejection message.
After deleting nearly 100 messages in a row, Li Xiao's hand was almost about to pull his menstruation, and at this moment, he suddenly saw a message, unlike other messages, this nickname "Wan'er" actually took the initiative to ask to be added as a friend, and was rejected by himself!
Click on Wan'er's personal information, a portrait of a girl appeared in front of her, she was only fifteen or sixteen years old, wearing a purple and white dress, a delicate and childish face, beautiful eyes full of aura, the whole portrait presents a beautiful and lovely little beauty.
"Who is she? so popular, and does she know her true identity?" Seeing nearly a thousand messages of praise and flattery under the portrait, Li Xiao couldn't help but be curious.
Clicking on the next message, I saw that it read: Wan'er asks you to join the Great Qin Poetry Friends Association?
I was about to click no, but unexpectedly, the carriage jolted, my hand slipped, and I clicked to confirm, and then I received a message from the system that I successfully joined the Daqin Poetry Friends Association and the group: Welcome me to love a stick to join the Daqin Poetry Friends Group!
As soon as this shocking news was released, it immediately caused a commotion in the group, "I love a stick", the mysterious ugly man of Daqin and the cancer, is the public enemy of everyone in the entire royal capital, and a scumbag like him was actually added to this poetic group, how not to be shocked.
His appearance was like a lump of unappetizing cow dung suddenly appearing in a pile of flowers all over the mountain.
"Damn, I love how a stick could get into our group!"
"This scumbag actually joined our group, is he also a member of the academy?"
"I love a stick? Brother Boyan? Who is this person? Why did everyone respond so violently, even those who dived all day long!
"Brother Meng, you don't know him......? It's probably the reason why your family is at the border, I don't know it's understandable, so let's do it, you can click on the personal information that I love a stick to know!"
Li Xiao didn't see the controversy in the group, at this moment he had just successfully joined the group, and now a message popped up in front of him: The following is the sword trial conference jointly organized by this group and the Wangdu Jianghu group, please fill in the following three options:
1. Write a poem about the word "love":
Li Xiao did not hesitate to fill in a poem written by a friend in his previous life: There are tears in the pearl of the sea and the moon, and the blue field is warm and the jade is smoking. This situation can be recalled, but it was already clear at the time.
Second, please depict the evolution of "splitting" in swordsmanship into two sets of swordsmanship:
This question is simpler, as a martial artist, he naturally has a good grasp of this low-level martial artist's problem, and soon he wrote two sets of swordsmanship "Falling Moon Sword" and "Meteor Sword" evolved by using sword skills to "split" and their sword moves, in addition to a set of master-level "Breaking Waves Sword Technique".
Third, please look at this picture to deduce the Six Divine Fists and Heart Techniques of Yuequan Villa.
Looking at a few ink figures who were boxing in various poses, Li Xiao pondered for a moment and then wrote out the mantra and mental method of the Six Divine Fist, as well as the tricks, advantages and flaws it performed.
After filling in the above content, Li Xiao put away the jade plate when he heard movement outside the car, and at this time, the entire Daqin Poetry Friends Group exploded like a river and a sea, and countless swiping messages kept scrolling, just because half a month ago, the questions of the sword trial conference jointly organized by the poetry friends group and the Wangdu Jianghu group were all answered, and the answers were neat, even beyond the existing knowledge level of the questioners, and now these questions are being presented to the Wangdu Confucians for review.
"I'm XX! Is this really my love for a stick? I'm not dazzled, am I?"
"Cheating! It must be cheating! How could he have answered this question! You must know that the most knowledgeable "Flying Snow Boy" (nickname) in our academy has only only answered the second question, this is ...... It can't be!"
"yes! This I love a stick must be cheating! Don't believe him!"
Just when the news in the group was flying, in the back garden of a magnificent mansion in the east of the royal capital, a young man with a silver crown on his head and a gorgeous green shirt rushed to the pavilion in front of him with a jade card, and shouted in a panic: "Sister! Oh no! Something happened in the group! I ...... I love a stick...... He...... He's in the group!"
Meanwhile.
Outside the gate of the Great Qin Emperor's Palace, a sedan chair is lined up in a long dragon stretching for hundreds of meters, and not far away, dozens of soldiers wearing silver armor and majestic majesty stand like stone statues under the magnificent and tall triple eaves city, and several officials wearing various official uniforms and black veils are being subjected to their strict scrutiny.
Suddenly, a dissatisfied voice attracted everyone's attention, and they saw four old men over half a hundred years old, surrounded by a handsome young man in gorgeous clothes and a middle-aged guard, arguing loudly about something.
"I said kid!" Hong Qi held a wooden stick in his hand and shouted angrily at the middle-aged silver-armored soldier standing in front of him: "I just gave you ten taels of silver! The fee for entering the palace is seven taels! Why did you only get us back five taels of silver! Are you discriminating against us and not knowing how to do arithmetic!"
"Yes, why did we give you ten taels of silver, and after deducting seven taels, we only found five taels! You hurry up and give the old man a reasonable reason, otherwise don't blame the old man for turning his face and not being emotional!"
"Hmph, you want to know the truth, right?" The middle-aged guard pursed his lips disdainfully: "The truth is! Ten taels of silver minus seven taels is equal to six taels of silver!" Chao Nan raised his eyebrows, and he continued: "For the sake of his handsomeness, I will take one or two less silver from you!"
"So that's the case!" The four old men suddenly realized, scratched their thighs one after another, grinning with leaky yellow teeth, "hehe" and laughed dryly, and at the same time turned their heads to leave, joking, and quarreling with the guards again, what should he do if he turned his face and asked for the silver or two back?
"Wait!" the middle-aged guard hurriedly shouted when he saw that they were leaving, "Give me back a tael of silver!"
"Silver, what silver?" the four old men looked at the middle-aged guards with a confused expression.
"The four seniors give him the money!" Li Xiao glanced at the four old men and motioned for them to hurry up and pay the money and enter the palace.
"I didn't ...... No!" Pharmacist Xu looked puzzled: "Just now, a sissy came over and said that she wanted to pay the registration fee, and we gave him all four taels of silver." ”
"You want to be a eunuch!" Li Xiao roared at the four old men, seeing that they blushed and were silent, he had to sigh helplessly, and said to the middle-aged guards in a low voice: "Brother, these seniors I brought are all super masters at the peak of the nine grades, we are ordered to enter the palace to meet Her Majesty the Empress, you can be accommodating, let us go in in a low-key manner." ”
The middle-aged man seemed to be a little moved, and his gaze bypassed Li Xiao and fell on the four old men of West Poison, Southern Enemy, Xu Yaoshi, and Hong Qi, "Nine Rank Peak Master, right?" Without waiting for the four old men to put on a proud look, he turned his head sideways to the dozen or so prisoners who were wearing anklets and handcuffs not far away who were burying their heads in cleaning the palace gate: "Hey, you few! Here are four old men who say that they are the masters of the Nine Rank Peak!"
"What!" The group of prisoners was stunned for a moment, and then laughed at the four old men: "We are all Nine Rank Peak Masters!"
"The peak powerhouse of the nine grades?" In the line of prisoners, a middle-aged man with unkempt hair and tattered clothes walked out of the team barefoot, walked over contemptuously, and shouted loudly: "The little peak of the nine grades is a fart! Lao Tzu is the peak of the eleventh grade! One finger can poke you to death a hundred times!"
"Are you the peak of the eleventh grade?" The four old men were stunned, and then glared at the middle-aged prisoner angrily, among which Xu Yaoshi even took a few steps forward and said provocatively: "Even you can be the peak of the eleventh grade?" It seems that the four of us haven't made a move for a long time, and the world has forgotten our horror, anyone can be bullied casually, Brother Nandi! You go and show a few hands to open their eyes!"
"Okay!" the southern enemy walked to the open ground in response, moved his muscles and bones, and operated the true yuan under the gaze of everyone, and in an instant, the surrounding wind and clouds surged, flying sand all over the sky, and vaguely everyone saw that the southern enemy's knees were slightly bent, and he suddenly ejected and disappeared in front of everyone's eyes.
"How's that? Amazing!" The old man Xi Poison, Xu Yaoshi, and Hong Qisan smug smug eyebrows at the prisoners, the meaning is obvious, this is the strength of the master, can you hillbillies?
This time, even the onlookers were stunned, and disappeared under their noses, this kind of anti-heaven strength is probably only possible for masters above the seventh grade, even the middle-aged guards opened their mouths wide, their faces were full of horror, as for those prisoners, they were also stunned, and then they were deeply contemptuous, it seemed that they would also have this ability.
"Hmph! I can't escape the eyes of my eleventh rank peak powerhouse!" The middle-aged prisoner who claimed to be the peak of the eleventh rank snorted lightly, walked to the sedan chair a few steps away and dragged out the southern enemy hiding inside, and said loudly: "Everyone understands now, right? This old man first used his true qi to attract a strong wind to blind our vision, and then walked out and kicked him into the sky, with the help of smoke and dust, everyone would naturally think that he had disappeared, but in fact, he was kicked in front of the sedan chair and rolled in to hide. ”
Grabbing one of Nan Di's legs and dragging him in front of Xi Poison, Xu Yaoshi, and Hong Qi, the middle-aged prisoner swept to the three people with extremely ugly faces with a smile and said, "What? Three masters, am I right?"
"I see, I thought they had really disappeared! It was the wind and sand that blinded us! I almost fell for it!" a pot-bellied official suddenly realized, holding his stomach.
"yes! I was not reminded, I was almost deceived. The other nodded in agreement.
"How can this be reasonable! You actually laugh at us! Xi Poison! You go! Let them see the true strength of our four masters!" Xu Yaoshi ignored the accusations and ridicule of the audience, looked sideways at Xi Poison, gave him an encouraging look, and motioned for him to stand up and save face for them.
"That's exactly what I mean!" Xi Poison glanced at the dejected southern enemy, snorted coldly and took a few steps, his cold pupils scanned the surrounding people, and the cold momentum slowly emanated from him, and everyone couldn't help but feel like they had fallen into an ice cellar, and everyone immediately restrained their smiles and quieted down.
"I have the high-level strength of Wuzun during the period of the total victory of Western Poison, although my cultivation has fallen sharply now, but it is not something that you ordinary people can laugh at will! Let you ...... today" Before he finished speaking, he saw the middle-aged man who claimed to be the peak of the eleventh grade raised his hand and pointed at him, laughing and said: "Haha! Smoke drugs, right? Can you suck my mouth?" After speaking, he pointed and sneered with his dark thick lips.
Seeing that Xi Poison's expression changed greatly, he continued to taunt, "Why don't you dare, come and suck me! Have the ability to suck me!" Suddenly, his body stiffened, and Xi Poison came in front of him and hugged him, and after a while, he walked back under the stunned gaze of everyone, "Everyone saw it, he asked me to suck it, I really didn't want to suck it, but he provoked me again and again, I had to teach him a lesson." ”
"Bastard, there's a kind of you don't go!" The middle-aged man licked his puffy black lips and shouted at the back of the West Poison leaving: "There is a kind of don't go! We will fight for another 300 rounds, hey! Don't go! How will I find you next time!"
Xi Poison ignored the middle-aged man's words, threw an inexplicable wink at Pharmacist Xu with a spring breeze on his face, and walked back to Li Xiao's side under the other party's appreciative gaze.
On the side, Hong Qi held the wooden stick tightly, and when he saw that his old friend had returned, he knew that it was time for him to appear, so he strode to the center of the clearing and said solemnly: "I, Hong Qi and Sixty, comprehend the Avenue of Heaven and Earth, and create my own thirteen sticks to fight dogs to shock the world, and let you see how powerful it is today!"
With that, he walked to the small cabins where search dogs were located next to the palace gate, and examined them one by one.
His cloudy gaze swept over several barking dogs, and landed on a snow-white, watermelon-sized puppy.
"Hmph! you are the most fierce here!" Hong Qi looked down at the sleeping puppy like a great enemy, and without hesitation, he raised the wooden stick and smashed it down, "click" The wooden stick broke, and the puppy bounced up like a frightened person, his eyes suddenly became blood-red, and his body swelled strangely, turning into a huge snow wolf three or four meters long in a blink of an eye, staring at Hong Qi in a daze with his fangs and his head high.
Hong Qi was so frightened that his face was bloodless, he threw away the wooden stick and turned his head to run, and disappeared at the gate of the palace in a blink of an eye.
"It's a wilderness snow wolf. Xu Yaoshi watched a man and a wolf disappear into the street, he shook his head helplessly, "Old friends have all taken action, and my own side is almost wiped out, it's time to come forward and save face!"
Taking a few steps forward, Pharmacist Xu took a deep breath, put on a posture and shouted: "Chasing the stars and chasing the moon!" suddenly turned into an afterimage and climbed the city tower, disappearing from everyone's sight in the blink of an eye.
Everyone was at the gate of the city for half an hour, during which they took time to take a bath in the moat, had a breakfast, and played a few rounds of mahjong, and finally approached noon, and still did not see the figure of Xu Yaoshi, everyone was puzzled, where did this old man go? Why did he go for so long and not come back?
When everyone was waiting impatiently, a long howl came from the heavy building of the palace gate, "Come on! There is a handsome guy who is injured practicing on the roof of the building, hurry up and come to help!"
In order to save people, the palace dispatched a large number of guards to use the tactics of the sea of people to rescue, but the people were not saved but there were nearly 100 masters trapped, the sixth princess who rushed to hear the news immediately ordered people to transfer 500 cannons, bombarded the palace gate, one by one the cannonballs grazed the heavy building and flew into the palace, and the huge palace was in a mess between several breaths......
A few hours later, Li Xiao, Hong Qi, Xu Yaoshi, Nandi, and Xiyao were thrown into the prison by the guards, accused of causing indelible damage to the royal capital, and two other crimes: the crime of destroying the property of Daqin, and the murder of the national treasure Snow Wolf, several charges combined, and the five were sentenced to life imprisonment by the angry empress.
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