Those idlers who laughed and scolded didn't notice anything wrong at first, they just laughed one by one, saying that Shi San was very similar to the hanged woman, and even the person who imitated it before was ashamed of himself. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

But after laughing for a while, one of the companions said again: "Okay, okay, Shi San, don't continue to pretend, come and have a cup of tea, we will have to hurry later." ”

"Yes, yes, let's go to Huaxian County later and see if there are any ways to make a living there. ”

"Hey, then again, this disaster is just right, I owed more than a dozen taels of silver outside before the disaster, and I couldn't afford to sell it, and now the whole village is flooded, and I am at ease. ”

After these idlers called a few words, Shi San did not speak, and always maintained the posture of the hanged ghost, his eyes were raised, his tongue was spit out, and he looked hideous and terrifying, although it was broad daylight, but he made people feel chilling and very scary.

"Hey, Shi San, don't pretend. The companion laughed again.

But this Shi San still ignored it, as if he couldn't hear what they said, and still hung there by himself, with a noodle under his neck.

At this moment, the face of an idler next to him changed slightly: "Shi San seems to be a little wrong. ”

"That's true to hear you say that. ”

Another person also noticed something strange, he walked over and gently pushed Shi San, "Hey, Shi San, what's wrong with you?"

But before he finished speaking, Shi San, who was hanging there, stumbled, lost his balance and fell to the ground, not moving, still maintaining the appearance of the hanged ghost.

The idle man probed his snort, and immediately shouted, "Oh no, Shi San is dead." ”

"What? The rest of his companions were also shocked.

Shi San was fine before, laughing and playing with his own group, why did he die after a while.

And looking at Shi San's appearance, it is clear what he looked like after being hanged.

Could it be that he really hanged himself with a piece of noodles?

The remaining idlers looked at each other, and they all saw a little fear in each other's eyes, and they all involuntarily sounded at this moment the woman who hanged herself after being humiliated by herself and others.

Could it be that the hanged man has come to take revenge?

Thinking of this, the few people who were left of them were suddenly full of excitement, and they couldn't care about anything else, so they hurriedly fled in fright, and they couldn't even care about Shi San's corpse.

Several people originally got acquainted after the disaster, and they still had some morality when they were alive, but now that they are all dead, they naturally don't care about any righteousness to help this Shi San collect the corpse.

"Hey, you haven't paid yet. ”

When the shopkeeper saw the gang running away, he hurriedly rushed out of the tea shop and shouted.

"Shopkeeper, don't shout, these people didn't plan to pay, they are all disaster victims, where will they look like they have money, these people are clearly here to eat the overlord meal. At this time, Li Xiuyuan closed the book in his hand and spoke.

The shopkeeper suddenly sighed heavily, with a sad face: "It's another loss-making deal, and I hanged a person here, how could I be so unlucky and encounter such a thing." ”

Li Xiuyuan said: "Don't worry about the store, I will help them pay for the food they eat, and the store will not lose money." ”

After saying that, he put down two taels of silver on the table.

Eat a few bowls of noodles and drink a few bowls of tea, two taels of silver is more than enough, and there is a lot of profit.

"The rest of the money will buy some dry wood for the shopkeeper, burn the corpse, don't buy a coffin for him, such a person is not worthy of a coffin, only cremated, not a bone. ”

"This son, how does this make it. The shopkeeper exclaimed.

Li Xiuyuan smiled: "It's okay, anyway, these few of them are also the last meal, even if the people of the government kill the head, they will also prepare a good meal for the prisoners, by the way, if there are other corpses nearby, please also have a labor shop to be cremated together, I believe that these two taels of silver are enough, okay, I won't disturb the store today, we will leave." ”

After saying that, he gave a salute, then signaled to the guards, took the horses, and set off.

After seeing Li Xiuyuan leave, the shopkeeper hurriedly put away the silver on the table, looked at the corpse on the ground, and couldn't help but shudder when he saw a noodle under the corpse's neck.

The man was hanged with noodles.

He'd seen a lot of strange things, but he had never seen anything so strange as it was today.

"Young Master, who died just now?" On the way, the guard asked in a curious low voice, "Isn't it really a noodle hanging, there really is such a strange thing in this world?"

Li Xiuyuan said: "Naturally, they hanged themselves, some people's lives are counted, they naturally deserve to die, and any kind of strange way of dying may appear." ”

Although the two guards were puzzled, they didn't ask much.

After running for a while, the three idlers who left the tea shop and went to Huaxian County found that they were frightened in broad daylight and felt a little embarrassed, but they immediately stopped.

"Phew, what are you running, we've seen a lot of dead people, not bad this one. An idler said.

"That's right, Shi San, this guy won't die sooner or later, but he died while we were eating, which is really unlucky, and it affects the mood of the uncle when he eats. ”

"Haha, that Shi San is really interesting, the noodles hanged themselves, the noodles hanged, you say it's not funny, hahahaha......"

The last idler recalled the scene just now, and instead of being afraid, he burst into laughter.

The two people next to him both nodded and said, "It's really funny, if you die so aggrieved, you will be looked down upon as a ghost." ”

"Haha, the noodles hanged...... No, no, I'm going to laugh to death. The idler couldn't stop laughing, bending over to cover his stomach, his body twitching a little, and he didn't know how happy he was.

When the two companions saw him smiling so happily, they couldn't help but look at him with a strange expression.

Is this so funny?

Shi San really hanged himself.

The idler kept laughing, but laughing, laughing, laughing, his laughter became smaller and smaller, and then his head lowered and lowered, his face turned red, and he fell to the ground stiffly.

"Puff~!"

Finally, the idler lay motionless on the ground with a strange smile on his face, and no longer breathed.

"What's going on with him, he won't faint laughing. ”

"I don't know, it doesn't look like it. ”

A companion went over to look, but was so frightened that he almost jumped: "Dead, dead." ”

"Dead, how is this possible. The idler next to him was also trembling.

A person who was alive before died all of a sudden.

"It's really dead, and the gas is gone. ”

Hearing this, both of them showed fear in their eyes.

It was okay to hang the noodles before, but now a person died of laughter, which is enough to see that this is not a coincidence and an accident.

"You say, did we do too many bad things, and now we are going to be punished, so the two of them died? Or possibly, we were haunted by that hanged ghost, and I heard that the woman was too angry and would become a terrible ghost after hanging herself. A frightened, pale companion said.

Under this inexplicable fear, one of the idlers was furious: "Lao Tzu Qian Decai is not afraid of any gods and ghosts, even if they are all dead, they can't scare Lao Tzu, everyone and Lao Tzu have been killed, how can they be afraid of any female ghost." ”

After saying that, he looked left and right, but saw a mound not far from the roadside.

"Look, don't I have nothing to do with this grave?"

The idler, named Chand, immediately rushed to the top of the mound, took off his trousers and pulled a filthy and smelly thing on the mound.

"You see, I'm fine, I can't really have ghosts to find me trouble, if it really comes, Lao Tzu will also use a knife to cut him alive. ”

Chand squatted on the mound, looking triumphant.

But he didn't have long to be proud, suddenly his eyes opened, his eyes became dazed, his mouth muttered to himself, knelt on the ground and kept kowtowing, and after kowtowing, he grabbed the dirty and smelly thing he had just pulled out and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Delicious, delicious. While eating in a big gulp, he still muttered that it was delicious.

Soon, after eating the dirty and smelly things that had been pulled out, the idler named Chande grabbed the dirt from the mound and ate it, still shouting that it was delicious, delicious.

It wasn't long before he ate a large expanse of dirt on the mound.

I saw that this Chand's belly was bulging high and stuffed with dirt, and he fell on the nameless grave and foamed at the mouth, rolled his eyes, and his body twitched twice before he moved.

"Again, dead again. ”

The last idle man left, seeing that this bold Qian De died so strangely, immediately trembled with fright, and then his body seemed to be uncontrollable, and he fell to the ground with a pop, and died of exhaustion, and his body gradually turned blue.

"It is good to die, it is good to die, good is rewarded with good and evil is rewarded, and this world should be like this, not should be indistinguishable from wrong, good and evil are unknown. ”

At this moment, Li Xiuyuan rode by slowly, and when he saw that the three villains were all dead on the side of the road, he couldn't help but feel happy.

The guards were stunned when they saw this.

The person who hanged himself with noodles before was weird enough, but he didn't expect that it didn't take a while, and the remaining three people were all dead.

"Big young master, how did these people die?" the guard asked curiously, feeling extremely surprised.

Li Xiuyuan smiled lightly: "One was funny because of the previous incident, and he died of laughter, the other was swelled to death by eating soil, and as for the last one, you can see that his body is blue, and there are no other wounds and dead features on his body, which is frightening and scared to death." ”

"Scared to death?"

The two guards thought it was incredible: "Scaring can also scare people to death?"

"Naturally, there is a saying in the ancient books: all the bodies are green, and people think they are bold. People who are too timid are scared to death, and that's it, the corpses are cyan. After Li Xiuyuan finished speaking, he said: "Besides, the king of Hades wants people to die in the third watch, how can he keep people until the fifth watch." ”

"Let's go, Huaxian is ahead. ”

Li Xiuyuan glanced at the corpses of these people, but ignored them.