Chapter 272: Flower Tasting Conference
Seeing that Su Ji was rushing to drink, Yinlin also drank it all, choking on the spirits and coughing. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Seeing that Su Ji had drunk the most wine, the Hundred Eyes Demon Lord looked calm, his face was not red and his heart was not beating, so he took the opportunity to pat himself on the back and said: "The amount of alcohol of the little ancestor is really amazing!"
Seeing Su Ji's massiveness, Sicai Ji whispered in a low voice and discussed one after another.
Eihime said softly, "Our sect leader, he is not bad-looking, and he drinks very well. ”
Mai Ji nodded and replied, "Yes, our original master is a drinker all day long, and he is not as good as him. ”
Kotohime licked her lips evilly, "I just don't know how he ...... on that side"
Ge Ji pursed her lips and smiled, "Let's try him out for a while, don't we know?"
Sicai Ji giggled, and the waves of laughter echoed in the Wangxian Tower.
Su Ji was teaching Yuan Sheng the secret of drinking, when he heard Sicai Ji's laughter, he turned his head and asked, "What are you laughing at? Why don't you eat such a delicious meal?"
The Hundred Eyes Demon Lord poured Su Ji a glass of wine and said with a smile: "We demons are not used to eating food that people cook, we only like to eat people." ”
Sicai Ji looked at Su Ji seductively and joked, "Sect Master, we will eat you in the future." ”
Su Ji didn't say a word, turned his head and asked Jin Chanzi: "Brother Jin, why don't you eat or drink?"
At this time, the golden cicada was wearing a hat and sitting at the table. The golden silk and red satin robe was covered with a big black robe, and instead of holding chopsticks in his hand, he held a nine-ring tin staff tightly, giving people an extremely restrained feeling, as if he was afraid of being recognized by others.
Jin Chanzi replied in a low voice: "We Western disciples are not allowed to drink alcohol or eat meat. ”
"Alas, why didn't you say it earlier?" Su Ji turned around and shouted at the four-armed gambler: "Shopkeeper!
At the moment when he finished speaking, an unfamiliar voice suddenly shouted from outside the door:
"Shopkeeper, let's have two big bowls of fried chicken noodles!"
The voice was loud and high-pitched, revealing a domineering momentum.
Hearing this, the twelve people at the mahogany table turned their heads to look at the door, only to see two young men in yellow uniforms walking in the doorway, one with long hair and a shawl, and the other short and fat. Each of them held a glittering golden staff in their hands.
Seeing that these two people were dressed up as Western teachers, Lu Zhuan Daojun snorted disdainfully: "Does the West teach to eat meat? Hmph, it's really a joke." ”
Seeing the two of them sitting down at the table in the distance, Jin Chanzi lowered his hat, and his eyes contained a suppressed anger.
Su Ji had always felt that Jin Chanzi was a gentle and elegant person, but now seeing that he was so uncalm, he couldn't help but ask, "Brother Jin, could those two be your senior brothers?"
Jin Chanzi replied in a deep voice: "They are my nephews. ”
Su Ji was puzzled and said, "The two juniors broke the ring in front of you, why didn't you teach them a lesson?"
Jin Chanzi sighed: "This matter is a long story, and it is difficult to explain in one word, I will tell you slowly when I have a chance in the future." ”
It's a long story, it's hard to say", Su Ji must have a lot of secrets on Jin Chanzi, maybe he risked his life to eat this meal with everyone.
Two Western sect members were gulping down oily chicken noodles, chatting very loudly while eating, even overshadowing the chatting voices of the twelve people here, as if there were only two of them in the entire restaurant. Since these two people came in, the entire Wangxian Tower only listened to the unscrupulous voices of the two of them:
The long-haired sect said: "Senior brother, have you heard? The current sect master is said to be a stupid boy. ”
Humpty Dumpty Sect Man snorted and said, "Sooner or later, there will be no more exposition of the two religions in the world, only our Western Great Sect! In the future, any Hongjun Dao Ancestor and Nuwa Yin Emperor will bow down and respect in front of our Sect Leader to lead Dao Jun!"
Hearing these arrogant words, Su Ji's first reaction was not to be angry, but to subconsciously look at Lu Jian Daojun, feeling that he would soon turn his face!
Sure enough, Lu Jian Daojun had already stood up, suddenly pointed at the two Western sect members over there, and shouted:
"You two little deflated three, you dare to speak wildly! What kind of thing is a mere Western small sect?"
Hearing the insulting sect, Jin Chanzi's face turned pale, but he didn't say anything.
However, when the two Western sectarians in the distance heard this, they immediately put down their chopsticks, stood up from their stools, and shouted, "Who are you? Dare to say that we are a small Western sect!"
Lu Jian Daojun sneered: "Say it, I'm afraid to scare your rat gall!"
The other doorman closed his eyes slightly, and said in a low voice: "Senior brother, there is a demonic aura over there!"
The long-haired man was young, there was no one in his eyes, there was no fear on his face, and he joked: "A group of demons are young, and they dare to speak out here!"
"Senior brother, don't act rashly!" Humpty Dumpty said: "They are powerful, let's go to the master to catch them all." ”
After that, the two of them dodged to the door, but at the moment when they were about to cross the threshold, one of the feet raised by the two people suddenly fixed in the air, and their whole bodies could not move. The two of them supported the ground on one foot, their center of gravity was unstable, and they fell down together.
"Dare to run?" Lu Zhudao Jun grabbed the hair of the long-haired man, pulled it down vigorously, and said fiercely: "I'll let you run! I'll let you run! I'll let you run! I'll let you ......run!"
As he spoke, he pulled his hair one after another, and forcibly pulled off all the long black hair. The long hair fluttered and turned into a bald head in the blink of an eye, and the pain made the man scream like a pig plucking his hair!
Lu Zhuan Daojun plucked the hair of a doorman, it felt quite fun, but it was still not enjoyable, and he wanted to pull out another ......
Su Ji stepped forward and said, "Forget it, on the day of the big day, don't be like them! Let's continue drinking!"
Lu Jian Daojun pointed to the two Western sect members, and said reluctantly: "You guys listen to Lao Tzu, go back and tell Lao Huangmian and let him go back to the West! In the future, there will be no exposition of teaching, no interception of teaching, let alone Western teaching, only Lu Zhuan! When your sect leader loses the gamble, don't forget to shave your head and come to see you!"
"Mention ...... Raise your head to see you?" the bald man was taken aback, his face turned pale suddenly, and he didn't dare to say anything more.
Lu Zhuan Daojun lifted the spell and threw out two words: "Get out!"
At this time, the Humpty Dumpty Sect man glanced up at the golden cicada behind the crowd, and said to the junior brother next to him: "This place is not suitable for a long time, let's go quickly!"
Looking at the backs of the two people leaving, Jin Chanzi's face suddenly became solemn, presumably his whereabouts had been exposed, so he said, "Brother Su, they will come back to you soon." Please be careful. I had to go first, and I was out of company. ”
Taiyin said coldly: "If you encounter something, you want to leave, this is the style of Western teaching?"
Although Su Ji felt that he didn't want this kind of person, he still grabbed him and laughed: "Why are you hiding from the same door? Could it be that you have broken the color ring?"
Jin Chanzi smiled bitterly: "Brother Su, I promise you that I will definitely come to you again." ”
Su Ji knew that the golden cicada had other difficulties, so he let go of his arm and said, "One word is a certainty." ”
The golden cicada lowered the brim of the hat, hurriedly snatched the door, and disappeared outside the Wangxian Tower in the blink of an eye.
Everyone continued to drink and talk until noon, when Su Ji heard the sound of loud gongs and drums outside, accompanied by a noisy footsteps.
Su Ji looked out of the door and saw a large group of people and horses from a distance, passing by in rows of sedan chairs. Those sedan chairs are more gorgeous than the other. Clusters of flowers adorn the sedan car, and the corners are hung with colorful silk satin, swaying in the wind.
The guards on the side of the sedan chair hung long swords on their waists one by one, wore purple and gold crowns, and their costumes were also extremely luxurious, with gentle smiles and elegant manners between Gu Pan. The horses they rode were all purebred horses of sweat and blood, noble and magnificent, and even the saddles were made of pure gold.
The endless procession walked for a long time, as if it would never finish, and thousands of people poured into the capital like a torrent.
Su Ji looked at it for a while, feeling that this scene was familiar, and couldn't help but ask the two-headed god general in front of the tent: "What are these people doing in the city?"
The two-headed god general said: "They should be going to participate in the 'Flower Tasting Meeting' held in the capital of Pickaxe." ”
"Tasting flowers...... Can you use such a big show?" asked Su Ji puzzled.
Ehime interjected: "The meaning of flower tasting is not to enjoy flowers, but to be a beauty pageant." The top cards of Qinglou are all selected in this way. ”
The two-headed god general said: "That's right, but the flower tasting conference in the pickaxe capital is not to choose the oiran, but to select the first beauty in the world!"
Jin Zhen looked sideways slightly and looked at Yinlin beside her: "Linlang, do you want to take a look at the number one beauty in the world?"
"Zhen'er, in my eyes, you are the first beauty in the world. How can the rouge and vulgar powder in the world compare with you?"
Jin Zhen nodded with satisfaction and said with a smile: "Since you say so, then let's go and take a look, and by the way, take a look at the long-lost world." ”
"Zhen'er, in heaven and earth, I will go with you, but I have to listen to the sect leader first......" As he spoke, Yinlin looked at Su Ji pleadingly.
Su Ji looked at Lu Jian Daojun and said worriedly: "We are weak now, if we meet a large number of Western sect members in the city, can you deal with it?"
Lu Zhuan Daojun patted his chest and drank out eight words: "God blocks and kills God, and the demon blocks and subdues demons!"
Su Jimo was silent, although he was very curious about what had happened in the world in the past three years, but he was still a little uneasy.
Eihime said, "Sect Master, our sisters also want to go and take a look. ”
Maihime said: "I haven't participated in the flower tasting conference for a long time, and I want to participate too!"
Qin Ji said: "The West teaches a bunch of rabble, why be afraid?"
Ge Ji said: "Even if we can't beat it, we at least have the ability to run." ”
Su Ji felt that entering the city was already expected, so he said, "Okay, let's go and join in the fun." ”
When everyone got up and was about to leave, Long Xuhu suddenly grabbed one of Su Ji's arms, shook his huge body, and said anxiously: "Bamboo...... Bamboo ......"
Su Ji understood what he meant, and remembered that he had promised to help him solve the problem of "counting things". Su Ji summoned the Hundred Eyes Demon Lord to his side, ripped off his clothes, and said to the Dragon Whisker Tiger, "Senior Dragon, can you count how many eyes he has on his body?"
The dense eyes under the Hundred Eyes Demon Monarch's ribs blinked one after another, dazzling the dragon's beard.
"One, two......"
The dragon bearded tiger counted, and as soon as he finished counting the second eye, he forgot which one he had just counted, so he rubbed his eyes and counted again: "One, two...... 1.2...... 1.2......"
The Hundred Eyes Demon Monarch looked embarrassed and said, "Little Ancestor, he can't count them in a hundred years, I'll tell him directly." ”
Su Ji stopped, "Don't say it, you just let him count until we come back." ”
Lu Zhuan Daojun brought a stool to the Hundred Eyes Demon Monarch and ordered: "You sit here and let him count, if he leaves halfway, or is not happy to count, I will ask you when I come back!"