Chapter Ninety-Six: Playing with the Spider Spirit
"Pectoral muscles?" the four women all froze.
"The elder is so bad, I thought he was an honest monk when I saw it, but I didn't expect it to grow a flowery intestine. The green pothos snorted, and her arms pretended to cover her chest shyly, intentionally or unintentionally squeezing out a deep ditch, making the mountain peak appear more prominent.
Tang Song sneered in his heart, but his face was ignorant, pretending not to understand: "What does the donor mean by this?"
"Why do the elders ask knowingly, they always tease my second sister like this, but what are their intentions?" Zixia on the side pretended to be angry, and said coquettishly with red lips.
"The donor misunderstood, the poor monk is just curious, although the chest muscles of the four female donors are a little deformed and too ugly, but there is really no need to be inferior. The Buddha said: All beings are equal, no matter whether they are beautiful or ugly, they are just a stinky skin after all, and after a hundred years, they will all turn into a pile of dry bones and cease to exist. Tang Song sighed, stared at the four of them with sympathetic eyes, and comforted them.
"Deformed, ugly?" The four girls were confused, subconsciously holding the two soft flesh on their chests, and looked at Tang Song with an incredulous expression, "Elder Mo is not joking?"
"The monks don't talk to each other, although they are ugly, but they are by no means unsightly, if the four female donors care too much, the poor monk can let my protector cast a spell to remove them, and it will definitely not make the four female donors feel any pain. The corners of Tang Song's mouth quietly showed a wicked smile, Lao Tzu will make Everest completely turn into the Turpan Basin today.
Fourth Daughter: "......"
This monk can't be that he has never seen a woman before! Just thinking of the terrible appearance after being bulldozed, the fourth girl shuddered, and hurriedly hugged her chest and took a few steps back.
The elder laughed, it seems that the elder must not know the beauty of this thing, so he said this, it is better for the slave family to let the elder feel it today, so as not to make any jokes. The green pothos laughed, twisted his waist and walked in front of Tang Song, and dragged Tang Song's arm to his chest.
"Female donors, please respect yourself, men and women don't kiss, not to mention that poor monks are monks, how can they contact women!" Tang Song shouted in a deep voice, pushed away the pothos, and refused with righteous words, Lao Tzu is a serious 'person', how can he hook up with unserious monsters.
Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up as he watched from the side, staring at Tang Song with admiration, and said in his heart that he was worthy of being an elder, and in a few words, he teased these women uncontrollably, and he must learn a few hands when he has time.
"The elder is a monk, so he naturally has to abide by the rules and precepts, but the old pig doesn't have so many scruples, so it's better to let the old pig serve. Zhu Bajie slowly stepped forward with drooling, his small eyes full of greed.
"Ahh
Tang and Song sneered, they are all monsters with fur and horns, what are they pretending to be! Although Zhu Bajie looks hideous, at least he is ugly in the light, in other words, he is better than the truth without makeup; and although the seven spider spirits are beautiful in appearance, they secretly hide an ugly body, and they are simply retouched after putting on makeup, and they can usually deceive people, but if they wait for the facts to be revealed one day, they will find that they are actually not as good as the ugly person in the open.
"Don't be afraid, the female benefactor should not be afraid, Bajie is the protector of the poor monk, although he was born ugly, but he is a powerful man, and he relies on the three of him all the way to subdue demons and eliminate demons. Tang Song said with a smile, deliberately slowing down a few beats on the words "subduing demons and eliminating demons".
The faces of the four girls all changed, and they twisted their waists lightly with a strong laugh and hugged Tang and Song Dynasty one after another, and for a while, the fragrance was fragrant, and the scenery was in full view.
Smelling this rich aroma, Tang Song's complexion changed, and he only felt that the blood in his veins was boiling again, and he secretly said something bad in his heart, for fear that these four female goblins would use their charm and seduction again, so he hurriedly withdrew and hid behind Zhu Bajie, not daring to look at the four women again.
"Why doesn't the elder even look at the slaves, isn't it that the slave family is too ugly to enter the elder's eyes?" Seeing Tang Song's appearance of avoiding snakes and scorpions, Zixia complained all about it.
"The monks don't speak, and although the four female donors are ugly, their hearts must be beautiful, so they don't need to care about other people's eyes. Tang Song smiled secretly in his heart, but explained with a serious face on his face.
Are you so beautiful in your soul? Is this monk's eyes blind? The fourth girl touched her delicate and smooth face with a suspicious expression.
Since the four women became essences, whether they are tempting mortals or spirits, they all praise their natural beauty when they meet, and they are all fascinated, even the seven fairies in the sky They think they are not much different, so all along, they have always taken their beauty as the greatest pride, but today they were humiliated by the monks.
"You say our sisters were born ugly?" Red Sleeves looked at Tang Song incredulously, his eyes full of shame.
"Although ugly is ugly, but the poor monk doesn't care about appearance, and the four donors don't have to mind. Looking at the appearance of the four women and the three viewers being ruined, Tang Song felt a lot more transparent.
Can the old lady not mind? The four girls all look like they are gritting their teeth, and what woman in the world doesn't care about her appearance? Even monsters are no exception, especially the more beautiful women are, the more confident they are in their appearance.
And the key problem is that if it's really ugly, it's fine, but the spider spirit is also stunning in the Three Realms, and now the blind monk is ruthlessly talking nonsense, and the four girls simply eat his heart. Well, although I originally wanted to eat Tang and Song raw food.
However, looking at Tang Song's serious and comforting appearance, it didn't seem like he was deliberately flirting, the four girls were speechless, and in the end, they could only attribute the problem to Tang Song's vision.
"What's wrong with our sisters? The elder must make it clear, otherwise the slave family will not let you go easily. Luluo stared at Tang Song hatefully, her eyes full of shame.
"Forget it, the poor monk is not a superficial person, so why should the donor bother himself?" Tang Song pretended to persuade.
"The elder doesn't have to be polite, our sisters are also not superficial people, as long as the elders are reasonable, our sisters will naturally not embarrass the elders. Red Sleeves said with a smile.
Tang Song hesitated for a moment and snorted, "Do you really want to say it?"
"Naturally, I want to say!" the four girls shouted at the same time.
"First of all, the four female donors are too weak, like willow branches, and they feel that a gust of wind can blow away, which is sick. Tang Song said slowly.
The corners of the fourth woman's mouth twitched, saying that a weak woman should not arouse a man's desire to protect more? Could it be that a woman who looks like a man is more in line with his taste?
"Second, some parts are too deformed, and the poor monk suggested that the four might as well have the poor monk's protector remove or make them smaller. Tang Song continued.
The four women were so frightened that they covered their chests and raised their buttocks, obviously they were in a devil's figure, but they were said to be deformed by others, and the four girls couldn't tell what it was like in their hearts, and they wanted to cry without tears, so they had to force a laugh and signal Tang Song to continue.
"Third, the skin of the four female donors is too delicate and fair, too delicate, and they know that they can't stand any suffering at a glance, and they are really not a good match. And the skin is too white, I'm afraid it's a lack of qi and blood, and the donor needs to pay more attention in the future. Tang Song tried to hold back a smile.
The four women touched their smooth and white skin, speechless, as the saying goes, women are like water, and the skin should naturally be more delicate, do you have to have dark and solid skin like the earth to meet your taste?