Chapter 5: Seduction

"Have something to discuss?" Tang Song frowned, "Do you want to introduce your identity before discussing?"

The woman in white nodded, and said softly: "The slave family's surname is Mao, and she lives in the Yunzhan Cave of Fuling Mountain not far from here. ”

"What?!"

Tang Song was shocked: "You live in the Yunzhan Cave of Fuling Mountain?"

"What's the matter, have the elders heard of the name of the slave family?" Seeing Tang Song's fussy appearance, Second Sister Mao couldn't help but ask curiously.

"You're Sally Wow!"

"Sally whoa?" Second Sister Mao looked confused, really not understanding what the monk was talking about.

"Who sent you to me, it's the round moon and the bright moon......" Tang Song sang this familiar melody while gently twisting his body to the rhythm, his eyebrows fluttering.

Second Sister Mao: "......"

Monkey King: "......"

Seeing the two monsters staring at him as if they were mentally retarded, Tang Song couldn't help but blush, and hurriedly stopped his movements and straightened his chest and placket.

"It turned out to be you. Tang Song seemed to suddenly realize, and as if he suddenly remembered something, he was puzzled: "If the poor monk is not mistaken, shouldn't you be surnamed egg?"

"How can you, a monk, scold people for nothing? The slave family has always been surnamed Mao, and you unreasonable monk only took the surname of the egg!" Second Sister Mao was furious when she heard this, and she couldn't help but raise her eyebrows.

Tang Song pouted, the poor monk didn't scold you, it may be a kid surnamed Wu who scolded you.

However, this also solved the doubts in Tang Song's heart, he said that there was an inexplicable monster of unknown origin near Gao Laozhuang, it turned out to be her, known as the second sister of the egg in the original book, the first owner of the Yunzhan Cave in Fuling Mountain, and also the wife of Zhu Bajie who died unexpectedly after a year of marriage.

The origin of this second sister is mysterious, and there are only a few strokes in the original book, and some people speculate that she is the illusion of a phoenix's dead egg, so the essence dissipates a year later, so she died.

Some people speculate that she was just an ordinary bird on Fuling Mountain, and she died violently in a year just because Zhu Bajie was proficient in the method of fighting and killed her.

Some people also speculate that the second sister of the egg is actually surnamed Mao, just because of the mistake of copying the ink at the beginning, but in fact, the identity is the jade rabbit essence in the Moon Palace, and the marriage with Zhu Bajie I don't know if it is purely a joke to avenge the revenge of molesting Chang'e back then, or if there is another conspiracy.

But now this woman has called herself the second sister Mao, presumably it should be the rabbit on the moon, but you don't fall in love with the old pig in the cloud stack cave and kill each other, what are you doing in Gao Laozhuang if you have nothing to do? Could it be that the pig is tired of playing and wants to change the taste temporarily?

Compared with Tang and Song, whose attention has always been focused on the identity of Second Sister Mao, Sun Wukong's eyes have been swirling on the jade pestle in Second Sister Mao's hand.

"What kind of weapon are you, and your supernatural powers are not weak!" asked Sun Wukong with interest.

"Sure enough, good vision!" Second Sister Mao exclaimed, and then said proudly: "This treasure of mine is not ordinary, it is called the medicine pestle, but it is a piece of mutton fat jade immortal root formed at the beginning of chaos, and it has great power. ”

Sun Wukong nodded again and again, his eyes lit up, "It turned out that it was born from the Chaos Immortal Root, no wonder it was so powerful." ”

At this time, Tang Song's heart was filled with inexplicable thoughts, this person must be the jade rabbit of the Guanghan Palace, but what is the purpose of coming down to earth this time, is it for Tiancang, or does he have other thoughts?

Thinking of this, Tang Song couldn't help but say tentatively: "Just now the fairy said that there was something to discuss with the two poor monks, I don't know what it is?"

Second Sister Mao rolled her eyes, covered her mouth and smiled, and said coquettishly: "The slave family lives in the Yunzhan Cave of Fuling Mountain, is good at the art of spiritual planting, and likes to plant some spiritual root fairy grass in the cave, so from time to time some monsters smell the breath of the elixir and come to harass her, and the little woman is lonely, and there is no one around to take care of her-" After that, he looked at Sun Wukong with a shyly face, and his eyes seemed to be dripping, "I see that this hero is extraordinary, I don't know if I am willing to go to the cave with the little woman and survey the immortal road together." ”

"Ahem, ahem, ahem!"

Tang Song was so hung that he was choked by his own saliva, and hurriedly slammed his chest a few times before he recovered, and then looked at the second sister Mao in front of him with a shocked face, aren't you the daughter-in-law of Zhu Bajie? Now so blatantly seducing your monkey brother, you are too fat!

Could this be the real reason for the death of the second sister back then?!

"There is a situation!"

Tang Song's eyes widened, looking at the unknown monkey next to him with an ambiguous expression, it is really not as delicious as dumplings, and it is not as fun as that, according to this plot, it is really impossible to say whether it is the monkey who greened the old pig first, or the old pig who greened the monkey, it is simply a small theater of Journey to the West, a love triangle sprinkled with dog blood, the successors of the Journey to the West version.

But was it the drama of the double dragon winning the pearl back then? Or was it a happy double dragon playing with the pearl? Tang Song couldn't help but guess maliciously.

But now it seems that this old lady is really a ruthless character, this is to disintegrate the poor monk's team from the inside! Brother Monkey, you have to hold on, this is your brother and sister, you can't do this kind of poison behind your back!

But obviously Tang Song's worries are superfluous, a note orphan who can fix seven stunning beauties and then concentrate on stealing peaches obviously won't understand the kindness of the female goblin,

Sure enough, the monkey was furious when he heard this, pointed his nose and scolded: "My old grandson is a dignified Monkey King, you goblin actually wants my old grandson to serve those flowers and plants for you, you think it's beautiful!"

Second Sister Mao: "......"

After taking a serious look at the angry Monkey King again, the second sister decided to give up this funny monkey for the time being, and instead threw a wink at Tang Song, twisted her graceful posture and said with a smile: "Presumably the elder must have understood the meaning of the little woman's words, so I don't know what the elder thinks?" The female goblin deliberately accented the word "understanding", and looked at Tang Song with a deep expression.

Tang and Song Dynasty couldn't hang a mouthful of old blood spurting out, where did you see that the poor monk could understand the meaning of your words? How could such a pure person as Lao Tzu think crookedly!

Tang Song also sighed, and said with a look of regret: "It's a pity that the poor monk doesn't know anything about herbal medicine, I'm afraid that the female benefactor will be disappointed." ”

Second Sister Mao: "...... Are you serious? Are the herbs the point in the old lady's words?"

Seeing that the second sister Mao had no love, Tang Song sneered in his heart, he had already seen that you, a rabbit, coveted the beauty of the poor monk, and wanted to seize the poor monk's Yuanyang, it was simply wishful thinking! In other words, it was almost the same if your eldest sister Chang'e Fairy came down to earth, as for you, a rabbit thief who picks flowers everywhere, it is better to leave it to Zhu Bajie, who is also proficient in the method of surviving war! See who can spoil whom.

Besides, Lao Tzu is bald, you are a rabbit, the bald man marries a rabbit, and in the future, he will either give birth to a litter of little bald people or give birth to a litter of rabbits, so for the sake of the next generation, forget it!

"Don't you think about it anymore?" Second Sister Mao asked again with an unwilling expression.

"You monster, it's all nonsense, what do you have to say!" Sun Wukong said impatiently.

The jade rabbit spirit wanted to cry without tears, but she didn't expect the old lady's stunning enchantment to be defeated by two stupid people who didn't understand the amorous feelings, looking at Sun Wukong, who was about to lift a stick and step forward, he bit his silver teeth and hurriedly turned into a breeze and fled.