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A huge butterfly-shaped interstellar spaceship, quietly docked outside the earthy yellow planet, suddenly, on the side of the spacecraft popped up a lifeboat with a tail flame, but, before the lifeboat flew far, the tail flame was extinguished, and it was about to float to the endless starry sky, the butterfly spaceship suddenly stood up obliquely, like a racket, slammed into the lifeboat, and slammed it into the earthy yellow planet.

After doing all this, the tail of the butterfly spacecraft emitted a dazzling blue light, and it disappeared in an instant.

The lifeboat dragged a long tail flame, trembling violently in the atmosphere, only to hear a loud "boom", the loess splashed, the lifeboat was stuck obliquely in the dirt, and the hatch opened, revealing a pale young man in a green military uniform.

Li Xiao staggered out of the cabin, lowered his head and spat bitter water, and raised his eyes to scan the surroundings.

It was a barren yellow earth, surrounded by no people, except for a black road that stretched straight into the distance.

"Didn't you say that the goal set by the lifeboat was just outside the Loess Military Base?" Why didn't you see the base?" Li Xiao looked around, but didn't see where he was going, so he had no choice but to follow the highway and head west aimlessly.

Not long after, he came to a three-way intersection, and there was a small town a hundred meters ahead.

Looking at the zebra crossing in front of him, he fell into deep thought, "There is no spaceship nearby, there shouldn't be any danger, right?"

Li Xiao thought about it, and was about to rush over when he raised his foot, but unexpectedly, a black spot suddenly appeared in the distance, approaching this side, seeing this situation, his foot just took retracted again, quietly waiting for the spaceship to leave.

And then, half an hour later......

Li Xiao stared blankly at the snail-like snail-spitting black smoke slowly approaching the mini spaceship, which was only the size of a tea table, and on it sat a white-haired old woman wearing a sackcloth shirt and goggles.

"Cross the street?" the old woman stopped in front of the zebra crossing in the spaceship, and grinned sideways at Li Xiao.

"Yes!" Li smiled and nodded.

"It's dangerous to cross the road alone!" said the old woman.

"You say that...... But it scares me" Li Xiao's face turned pale, the tragedy that happened that day was vivid.

"Come with me, I'll take you there!" the old woman greeted warmly.

"Thank you, senior!" Li smiled and rejoiced.

The old woman drove the spaceship, slowly driving towards the opposite side, and after a while, the spaceship stopped in the middle of the road, and trembled violently, suddenly, the hull of the ship tilted, turned to the ground, and the old woman on the ship had fallen in a pool of blood.

"Senior ......" Li Xiao was dumbfounded, and hurriedly went over to check her injuries, only to find that the other party was out of breath.

The place where the two were was on the zebra crossing, all of which was captured by the camera on the opposite indicator light, and soon a police boat with a red and blue light sped away, taking the perpetrator and the old woman to the town to investigate.

The next morning, Li Xiao was picked up by a warship from the military fortress of Loesturn.

In the Loess Star Military Fortress, in the mecha infantry camp, a middle-aged officer wearing a green military uniform and a colonel military academy sat at his desk, looked down at the information in his hand, and then looked up at Li and said with a smile: "The one hundred and ninety-seventh phase of Starlight Academy, graduates, excellent grades, sixteenth-rank martial artists?"

"Yes, sir!" Li Xiao immediately saluted.

"Okay! Very good!" The middle-aged officer suddenly got up, looked at Li with approval, and said with a smile: "You came in time, what we lack is a talent like you! You are now a member of our mecha infantry battalion! You are currently serving in the first battalion, go ahead! Go to your camp and report!"

When Li Xiao came to his unit, he saw rows of steel mecha with black giant swords on their backs, docked in the maintenance cabin, and he was very excited.

In front of the mecha, there were hundreds of recruits wearing green short sleeves standing neatly, and they couldn't help but look sideways when they saw Li Xiao coming from the inspection.

With a smile sweeping over the young faces, Li Xiao sighed, if he was not a graduate of Starlight Academy, maybe he ......

"Li Xing! Walk and look at it!" An officer with tall cattle and short hair caught a glimpse of Li Xiao pushing the cleaning cart, passing by slowly, and almost bumping into himself, so he frowned and said: "This place is already very clean! No need to clean it anymore! Go clean the cooking room!"

"Yes, sir!" Li Xiao hurriedly saluted and pushed the cleaning cart to the cooking room.

Passing by the hall on the first floor of the base, seeing the mecha warriors patrolling the empty square outside the transparent window, Li Xiao couldn't help but feel a burst of envy in his heart, and then looked, outside the fortress dozens of meters high, the two giant hands with middle fingers, he felt extremely shocked, these two mechanical hands, it is said that when they grab the weapon, they can split the giant peak with a sword, and they are the top war machines in this base.

In the cooking building, in the huge kitchen, more than a dozen fat people are busy, and there is a carriage-sized green horn dragon head on the central stove, and the bloody blood flows down the dragon's head, flows into the stove, drips to the ground, and merges into a pool of blood, the scene is very bloody.

"Sixteen pins, Qingyi Flying Dragon's Head, boiling the dragon's head nutrient solution, strengthening the body, can greatly increase the cultivation speed, not bad!" A fat man wearing a white chef's uniform and shaved head, with a mustache, stared at the dragon's head on the table with blazing eyes, and muttered: "Dragon Ball...... Cut off one-third to the soldiers, and the remaining two-thirds, a few of us will divide it, and we should be able to break through the fifteenth grade this month!"

"Senior Brother Huilin, this soup is so unpalatable!" A fat man with the same bald head stood beside the big iron pot, looking at the black sticky object inside the pot, pinching his nose and frowning.

"It's okay!" The fat man with the eight-character beard walked to the side of the big iron pot, put his middle finger into the pot and stirred: "Senior Brother Huihai, leave it to me here, I'll stir it with my King Kong finger for a while, you go and cut the faucet and boil the soup." ”

"Huilin, Huihai?" Li Xiao carried the cleaning tools, walked into the kitchen, heard the conversation between the two, couldn't help but be stunned, and then walked over happily and looked at the two of them: "Huilin, Huihai, is it you, I am your little ancestor!"

"Little Master?" the two were stunned, and the fat chefs who were busy around them were also stunned.

"Yes, such a coincidence! The Star Alliance is so big, we actually met together!" Li Xiao was also surprised.

"Little Master!" Not far away, a fat man with a black face walked over with a knife, "That day, you went out to find Senior Brother Huikong, and you never came back......! We thought it was ...... You ......"

Suddenly, realizing something, he was curious: "By the way, what about Senior Uncle Xuande and Senior Brother Huikong?"

"They're all right! Now they should be like us, possessing someone, and starting to have an adventure. Li Xiao comforted everyone.

"That's fine!" The fat men breathed a sigh of relief, and among them, Hui Lin, who was the leader, walked up to Li Xiao, grabbed the cleaning tools in his hand and said, "Little Master, don't do these rough jobs, I'll help you get some supplements, this dragon meat is a good thing!"

As he spoke, he handed the cleaning tools to the two fat men who came over, and then took a bowl of broth from the steaming pot next to him and handed it to Li Xiaoxiao: "Master! This is a big tonic soup boiled by Dragon Balls! Drink one bowl, it is worth three months of cultivation! Even the highest commander of the base can only drink it three times a month!"

"So good!" Li Xiao's eyes lit up, one bowl for three months, wouldn't ten bowls be worth two years of skill?

Time flies......

Half a year later, in the mecha cabin, Li Xiao sat on the new-style cleaning car, looked down at his fat body, and said with a sad face: "No! I have eaten too much dragon meat and dragon balls recently, and my energy can't be digested, and it is all accumulated on the surface of my body, and I must refine it as soon as possible, otherwise I won't be able to walk no matter how fat I am, and I don't know how strong I am after eating so many supplements?"

Not far behind him, at the door of the mecha cabin, Xu Yun, dressed in black uniform, stood in front of ten black steel mechas, holding a microphone in his hand, and explained to the four crystal balls suspended a few steps away: "The Loess Star Military Fortress has a long history, has been inherited for hundreds of years, has experienced thousands of battles, and has achieved fruitful results, the soldiers here, the elite of every elite......"

"The ratings hit a new low?" Xu Yun heard the voice in the headphones, her face turned slightly pale, she couldn't imagine that she had just come out of the shadows half a year ago, and she encountered this situation, and now she must find some news to increase the ratings!

Catching a glimpse of Li Xiao behind her, sitting in a daze on the cleaning car, she couldn't help but be stunned, and then happily took the microphone and said: "However, among such elites, there is an outlier!"

Taking the microphone away, she pointed at Li Xiao and said softly: "Subtitle group, put on a banner: The laziest logistics soldier, a fat man who has been lazy for two years and has become a hundred pounds!"

"Ratings climbing?" Hearing the sound from the miniature headphones, Xu Yun raised her eyebrows, walked quickly to Li Xiao's side, handed over the microphone in her hand and said, "Excuse me, Mr. Logistics Soldier! What are you busy with every day? Are you sitting in the car in a daze? How many cleaning cars have you broken during this period?"

As soon as she said this, the audience watching the live broadcast in front of the light screen immediately burst into laughter, and the ratings were rising.

"What?" Li Xiao looked up at the familiar female reporter.

"Don't quibble!" Xu Yun scolded sharply: "I have already inquired clearly! You are the laziest soldier in this base! You have served for two years! You have gained 250 pounds! You have broken a dozen taels of cleaning cars! Your daily routine is to sit in the car in a daze, and you don't even care about cleaning! Make the entire base smoky! You are the cancer of the Star Alliance!"

She was filled with righteous indignation, but saw that Li Xiao had already driven the cleaning car and slowly walked away.

Looking back from the cleaner, Xu Yun shook his head at the camera and said: "When I encounter this kind of thing, I have to worry about the Loess Military Base, can such a soldier still go to the battlefield? I'm afraid that I can't even lift a sword, how can I go into battle to kill the enemy?" I hope that the high-level of Loess can pay attention to ......."

"Dodge! dodge!" Xu Yun read the words, suddenly, hearing someone shouting behind him, before he could react, he felt a pain in his back, and the whole person flew up in the air, fell head-on, and fell a few heels.

"Ahh