Chapter 344: "Fake Deception"

The Rakshasa girl was still happy in her heart, but after listening to Sun Wukong's words, she thought of the red child, and the mother and son were deeply in love, and shed tears.

Thinking of being drilled into the stomach by Sun Wukong, he complained aggrievedly: "King, as the saying goes, men have no women, no owners, no husbands, and no owners." My life was almost killed by this monkey!"

Sun Wukong laughed in his stomach, deliberately angry on his face, and scolded: "Has the monkey been here?"

The Rakshasa said: "He came to me yesterday to borrow a fan, I heard that he came, and he took the sword out to cut him, and he stretched out his head to cut me, endured the pain, and called me a sister-in-law, saying that the king had been righteous with him." ”

Sun Wukong said: "Five hundred years ago, it was worshiped as seven brothers. ”

The Rakshasa said: "I scolded him, but he didn't dare to reply, cut him, and didn't dare to do anything, and then I fanned him away." No

"I know where he got the Wind Fixation Method, and he came back this morning and called out the door. I fanned him again, but it couldn't move, and when I struck him with my sword, he was so cruel that he wouldn't let me go.

"He had a heavy stick, so I ran into the hole and closed the door tightly. I didn't know what was going on, so he got into my stomach, kicked my intestines, and almost killed me! I had to call him a few times and give him the fan, and he went. ”

Sun Wukong sighed: "It's a pity, it's a pity! Madam, why did you give this treasure to that monkey? I'm so angry!"

The Rakshasa giggled and said, "The king is angry. What gave him a fake fan tricked him into leaving!"

Sure enough, it's a fake fan!

Sun Wukong hurriedly asked: "Where is the real fan?"

"Don't worry! I'll take it!"

While the two were talking, the maids had already prepared the wine and food, and set up a table full of them to congratulate the grandfather of the family.

The Rakshasa woman poured a full glass of wine, held it in both hands, and handed it to Sun Wukong: "King, newlywed Yan'er, don't forget to tie your hair, please drink a glass of hometown water and wine!"

Sun Wukong smiled and took it in his hand: "Madam, you eat more by yourself! I just came back from drinking wine in Bibotan, and my stomach is still full." Mrs. guards the door of the house at home, hard work, this cup of wine, borrow flowers to offer Buddha, you drink!"

Give the cup of wine back to the Rakshasa again.

Seeing that he was so considerate, the Rakshasa woman was overjoyed, and then she took it and drank it with a gulp, then used this empty cup, poured another full cup, and then handed it to Sun Wukong, and said with a tender smile:

"From ancient times: the wife is also Qi, and the husband is the father of self-cultivation. Between you and me, what do you want to say about thanks?"

This cup was drunk by the Rakshasa Woman, but Sun Wukong didn't dare not take it, so he had to hold it in his hand.

The Rakshasa girl also asked Sun Wukong to eat vegetables, there were many meat dishes on the table, Sun Wukong did not dare to break the meat, only took the fruit to eat, and said that he was full at the friend's table.

The two of them were talking, drinking, and after several rounds of drinking, the Rakshasa gradually became a little drunk, her heart was stirring, and her love was rippling.

She has been separated from the Bull Demon King for two years, and she has been a widow for two years, and now that her husband is back, she is also half-drunk with wine, and there is still a ** flood?

While drinking wine, the Rakshasa woman moved her body over, and rubbed with Sun Wukong one by one. Shoulder to shoulder, touching hands, snuggling chest, love words, gentle paragraphs. Take a glass of wine, you take a sip, I'll take a sip. Take a fruit, you take a bite, I take a bite.

Sun Wukong acted on the spot, hypocritically, laughing with her, leaning on each other and messing around.

The Rakshasa woman's face is as red as fire, her body is swaying like a weak willow, she is smiling, sometimes sweeping the clouds, sometimes stroking her chest, **** is half-exposed, the powder is lowered, the private words between husband and wife are non-stop, and the actions in the boudoir are endless.

This time is different from the havoc in the Heavenly Palace back then:

When the Heavenly Palace was haunted, the scene was not good-looking, and the situation was very dangerous, but this time, the scene was very good-looking, and the situation was very thrilling.

In the matter between him and women, Sun Wukong is obviously not as good as his junior brother Zhu Bajie, which is really difficult for him.

Precisely:

The Rakshasa woman does not use a banana fan, but blows like an orchid, bursts of fragrant wind, and the attack is fierce.

Even if Sun Wukong has a golden hoop stick, he doesn't dare to use it, and he is defeated and retreated, and dangers are everywhere.

The Rakshasa woman is full of charm, and she is already half-dressed.

Sun Wukong saw that he couldn't resist it, so he quickly persuaded her to have a few glasses of wine, and took advantage of her drunkenness to quickly solve her words.

"Madam, where do you put the real fan? Xiao Bi, Sun Wukong is scheming, don't be deceived by him!"

The Rakshasa blushed, squinted, grinned, put her right hand to her lips, and spat out a small object from her mouth.

With his left hand, he took Sun Wukong's right hand, put it in his palm, and grinned: "Isn't it?

When Sun Wukong saw it, there was indeed a small banana fan in the palm of his hand, only the size of an apricot leaf, and thought:

It's so small, how can it be extinguished, it can't be fake again, right?

Seeing Sun Wukong looking at the fan and pondering, the Rakshasa girl snuggled up, leaned on Sun Wukong's shoulder, and pressed her face against Sun Wukong's right face, and said with a coquettish smile:

"Kiss, you took the baby to drink!

Sun Wukong said to himself: "How can such a small thing extinguish the flame for eight hundred miles?"

The Rakshasa girl was already drunk, where was there any defense, the pink fist thumped Sun Wukong's chest, and said with a resentful face:

"King, you have been gone for two years, have you been having fun with the jade-faced princess, day and night? Look at you, you have been hurt by that fox spirit, why have you even forgotten about your own treasure?"

As he spoke, he puffed out his mouth, stretched out his finger, and muttered, "Pinch the seventh strand of red silk on the handle with the big finger of your left hand, and read a sigh and a hee and a blow, and it will grow into a length of one zhang and two feet." This treasure has changed endlessly! Even if he has 80,000 miles of flames, it will be extinguished in one fan!"

Sun Wukong really memorized the method, his heart relaxed, he was inexplicably happy, and he didn't dare to stay for a long time.

He threw the fan into his mouth, took it in his mouth, stretched out his hand to wipe his face, showed his original monkey appearance, and laughed sharply:

"Rakshasa woman, look at me if I'm your own husband! You pestered me to do so many ugly things! Are you ashamed?

The Rakshasa suddenly saw that it was Sun Wukong, screamed loudly, fell backwards, covered her face on the ground and cried:

"I'm! I'm!"

Angry or not, it's none of Sun Wukong's business, he jumped out of the banana cave in three or two steps, stepped on the auspicious clouds, flew into the sky, scratched his ears and cheeks with joy, couldn't help but spit out the fan, put it in the palm of his hand, and performed the audition method.

With the thumb and index finger of his left hand, he pinched the seventh strand of red silk on the handle, and said "Shhh

With a "bang", the fan really grew bigger, and it grew to a length of one foot and two feet, taller than the two Monkey Kings.

Fortunately, Sun Wukong has great strength and can afford it. He took it in his hand, looked at it carefully, and found that it was a little different from the fake one last time, only to see the auspicious light swaying, and the rui qi was one after another, with thirty-six strands of red silk threads on it, wearing the meridians and meridians, and the surface and the inside were connected.

I played with it for a while, shook it for a while, and wanted to get smaller again and take it back, but it couldn't be smaller.

When he deceived the fan, he was so proud that he forgot to ask a mantra to get smaller, dangling around, all of them were one zhang and two feet long, which made Sun Wukong is second monk confused.

I had no choice but to carry it on my shoulders and walk back in a clear direction.

On that side, in the blue wave pool, the banquet was finally dispersed, and the old dragon king in the pool led the spirits to send the Bull Demon King out of the door, but found that the water-clearing golden-eyed beast under the archway was gone.

The old dragon king asked the water tribe, "Who stole Grandpa Niu's golden-eyed beast?"

The water tribe soldiers knelt down together: "No one dares to steal! We all serve wine and sing and dance during the banquet, and no one is outside." ”

The old dragon king asked, "Are there any living people coming in?"

"There's a crab spirit who came in, and he's not from ours!" the crowd remembered.

When the Bull Demon King heard this, he suddenly realized: "I know! When the virtuous friend sent someone to invite me at noon, I was fighting with someone. That person is called Sun Wukong, a stone monkey spirit, who protects Tang Seng to go to the west to learn scriptures.

"He passed by the Flaming Mountains and came to me to borrow a banana fan, because he had killed my little cow and the Holy Child, so I didn't lend it to him. He fought with me, and I threw him to the gala.

"That monkey is cruel and cunning, scheming, he must have turned into a crab spirit, followed here to find out the news, stole my mount, and went to the mountain wife to cheat the banana fan!"

When the spirits heard this, they were frightened one by one and asked, "But is that the Monkey King who is making trouble in the Heavenly Palace?"

"Exactly!" said the Bull Demon King, "Sun Wukong is ferocious, if the Duke of Lie is on the West Heaven Road and hears that he is coming, it is best to avoid him a little." ”

The old dragon king said: "In this case, the king's horse is stolen by him, but what should he do?"

The Bull Demon King smiled: "It's okay! It's okay! Liegong, please go back, don't send it! I'm going to chase him." ”

The Bull Demon King said goodbye to everyone, separated the waterway, jumped out of the blue wave pool, and drove the clouds straight to the Basho Cave of Cuiyun Mountain.

When I arrived at the entrance of the cave, I heard the voice of the Rakshasa Woman crying and screaming, pushed open the door of the cave and entered, and saw that the water-repelling golden-eyed beast was indeed tied to the edge of the cave door.

When the girls in the cave saw it, they knelt down together to greet them: "Grandpa is back!"

The Bull Demon King strode in and shouted, "Madam, where did Sun Wukong go?"

When the Rakshasa heard the voice of the Bull Demon King, she rushed out, grabbed the Bull Demon King's clothes, beat her chest, and cried and scolded: "You are so careless, you were so careless, you were stolen by that beast, and you changed into your appearance, and came here to lie to me......!"

The Bull Demon King held her, gritted his teeth, and asked, "Where is the monkey?"

The Rakshasa woman beat the chest of the Bull Demon King and scolded: "That monkey deceived my baby, showed his original body and ran away......!

The Bull Demon King opened his angry eyes, but comforted him: "Don't worry, madam, take care of your health! I'll catch up with that monkey, take back the treasure, skin him, file his bones, dig out his heart, and give you a breath!"

He shouted to the girls, "Bring your weapons!"

The girls replied, "Grandpa's weapons are not here." ”

"Bring your grandmother's!" cried the Bull Demon King anxiously.

The girl took out the two Blue Blade swords. The Bull Demon King took off the crow green velvet jacket he wore to the banquet, tightened his close-fitting clothes, copied the sword with both hands, walked out of the Basho Cave, and hurriedly chased towards the Flame Mountain in the clouds.