Chapter 102: Straight Men Go Die
Shang Bai didn't know that there was a conspiracy against him quietly launched, he still practiced and upgraded as always, and his life was monotonous but fulfilling. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ο½ο½ο½Uο½Eγ ο½ο½ο½ο½
Xiao Yaya, who was inserted into her skull by Lu Changming in Green Willow Villa, did not die, and after being treated with a lot of elixirs by the shallow family, she slowly improved. It's just that Uncle Lu, who has always been very kind, actually wants to eat his own brain, leaving a shadow in the hearts of the children. Although she is still young, she also understands a little thing, and the occurrence of such things makes her doubt the world.
The wound on her head is slowly healing, but the wound in her heart is hard. She is now being taken in in the Asa family, living a worry-free life of food and clothing, but every day she lies in bed, holding a small pillow and is in a daze. When they saw someone else coming, they were all frightened and wary.
Shang Bai saw that the little girl was pitiful, and would accompany her every day. Xiao Yaya was rescued by him, and he is not wary of him.
After cultivating this morning, Shang Bai went to visit Xiao Yaya, and when he walked to the door of the room, he heard a very crisp voice: "Xiao Yaya, do you want to go out to play with the young lady?"
There was no response from Xiao Yaya.
Xiao Yaya is now traumatized and generally won't respond to others.
I don't know which lady of the Shallow family is inside, Shang Bai walked in while thinking. When I walked in and saw it, I couldn't help laughing: "Brother Qian, why are you dressed up like this?
It turned out that it was not a shallow family girl in the room, but a shallow little micro, but now a shallow little micro has become a woman's dress, and her voice is a little thinner. The shallow and slight voice was originally thin, but now it deliberately imitates a girl's speech, and she can't hear any flaws. He was holding a cloth tiger in his hand and teasing Xiao Yaya, but Xiao Yaya was holding the pillow and looking at him with a wary face, and she didn't interact with him at all.
Qian Xiaowei also visited Xiao Yaya a few times, but she didn't expect that now in order to please her, she also changed into women's clothes.
Although this person is a bit of a sissy, he is still quite caring.
Seeing Shang Bai come in, Xiao Yaya, who had been holding the pillow and not speaking, had her eyes lit up, but she still didn't make a sound.
Qian Xiaowei looked at Shang Bai with some curiosity, with a rather strange expression on her face.
Shang Bai took Xiao Yaya into his arms, and then carried her out of the room. It's too dull in the room, and it's not good to stay all the time. It's sunny outside, so you should get more sun.
Xiao Yaya hugged his neck tightly with both hands, still didn't speak, but the expression on her face was much calmer.
Qian Xiaowei also walked out, still shaking a cloth tiger in her hand to tease Xiao Yaya, but Xiao Yaya just ignored him.
"Brother Qian, why did you change your outfit today?" After holding Xiao Yaya and walking around the garden, Shang Bai couldn't help but ask.
I have to say that the women's dress is still very beautiful. In men's clothing, he has already made people think of him as a beauty, and now he is changing into women's clothing, which is simply amazing. When he was strolling around, Shang Bai couldn't help but look at him.
Shallow smiled weirdly: "I think it's better to look like this." Don't you think?" As he spoke, he also held the corner of his skirt and turned around in front of Shang Bai.
Like a butterfly in a flower.
Shang Bai looked a little dazed, and suddenly said this in his heart. However, when he thought that he was actually looking at a man in a daze, he felt embarrassed for a while, and a warning arose in his heart: "Shangguan Hanfeng must have been bent like this, I must be vigilant and not repeat the mistakes of the past." β
Thinking of this, he frowned and said, "Brother Asao, with all due respect, this outfit is not suitable for you. β
"Ah, isn't it pretty?" said a slightly disappointed face, "but I think it's pretty good." β
"This can't highlight your masculine beauty, brother. Shang Bai insisted on his opinion, "It's too mother, to be honest, I have goosebumps!"
"Straight man, hehe!" said a slight sneer, turned around and left.
"Brother Asao, don't make a mistake for yourself!" In order not to be bent in the future, Shang Bai is still trying to persuade him.
"Die, straight man!" came the sound of a faint gritting of teeth outside the garden.
Shang Bai was a little depressed, and sat silently on a stone bench in the garden with Xiao Yaya in his arms. He asked Xiao Yaya: "Xiao Yaya, why do you say this little brother wants to change into women's clothes? Isn't it awkward for a man to wear women's clothes? Alas, what's wrong with this world?"
When he talked to Xiao Yaya, he didn't expect her to answer, it was just like talking to himself, venting his depression.
Xiao Yaya was in a bad mood and didn't want to speak, but she wanted to answer the question very, very muchβbecause she felt that it was a great thing that she could correct the uncle who had saved her. She opened her mouth for a long time before she mustered up the courage to say, "Because she was originally a young lady." β
"He's not a little sister, he's a little brother. It was rare for Xiao Yaya to speak, and Shang Bai naturally wanted to continue the conversation with her: "He is the little brother who came to see you a few days ago." You think he's a little sister, just because he changed into a little sister's clothes. β
"No, no," Xiao Yaya shook her head, "She's not that little brother, she's just a little sister." The little brother doesn't have the big boobs of hers. β
Kid, you're not even six years old, aren't you?Hearing Xiao Yaya present her evidence, Shang Bai was a little dumbfounded.
Then he thought back to the shallow and small micro he saw today, and sure enough, it was a little different from usual, the lines didn't seem to be so straight up and down, but more soft and zigzag. Moreover, in the past, Qianxiaowei was just a mother, and she was not a mother at all, and she has always regarded herself as a good straight man, how could she wear women's clothes?
He suddenly remembered that Qian Xiaowei said that there was a twin sister who entered the Phantom Gate, and she would only come back once a year during the Mid-Autumn Festival.
Isn't it the Mid-Autumn Festival now?
Is it?
When he was full of doubts, he suddenly heard a shallow and slight voice: "Brother Shang, Brother Shang, are you here?" and then the men's man holding a folding fan walked into the garden.
Shang Bai and Xiao Yaya both looked straight at him.
Qian Xiaowei was frightened by the eyes of the two, first touched the corners of her mouth, found that there was no food left, and finally relieved half of her heart, and then whispered: "Is there something wrong?"
"This is the little brother. Xiao Yaya pointed to Qian Xiaowei and said to Shang Bai with some pride.
Shang Bai asked a little bit brainlessly: "Your sister is back?"
"I just came back yesterday, what's wrong?" Qian Xiaowei suddenly became vigilant, glared at Shang Bai and said: "Brother Shang, let me make it clear to you, don't beat my sister's idea! And my sister looks like a man, so you don't mean to hit her, do you?"
Shang Bai suddenly remembered what Qian Xiaowei had said to himself, "My life's dream is to cross the country of incense and embrace countless beauties", and now he actually persuaded himself to be single-minded to Ding Yingying, feeling quite speechless.
"Qianxiaowei, who do you say looks like a man?" The crisp voice of the previous women's clothing "Qianxiaowei" came from outside, and then the women's clothing "Qianxiaowei" flew over again, pointed at Qianxiaowei angrily and said: "Do you say that about your sister? Tell me, what point do I look like a man?"
"Brother Shang, this is my sister Shallow Little Demon. Slightly sullen introduced the girl who came to Shang Bai, and then asked Shang Bai to comment: "She said that she doesn't look like a man, Brother Shang, look at her, look at me again, do you think she looks like?"
The two brothers and sisters stood together, except for the difference in clothing, well, and the difference in chest, the rest was exactly the same. Shang Bai had to admit: "Like, you guys are really quite similar." β
Qianxiao breathed a sigh of relief: "I'll just say it's like it! Sister, look at what Brother Shang said, he didn't wronged you, right?"
The shallow little demon said angrily to Shang Bai: "You give me a good look, what point do I look like a man?"
"I didn't say you looked like a man. Shang Bai explained, "I just said that you and your brother look quite alike." β
"Nonsense, we are twins, of course we are!" the shallow demon glared at Shang Bai.
"Do you think you're like me, am I a man?" said to his sister very proudly, "I'm a man and you're like me, do you look like a man?"
Shang Bai and Qianxiaoyou were dumbfounded, they didn't expect Qianxiaowei's logic to ambush here.
"Hmph!hmph!" the shallow demon snorted angrily, "why don't you say that you look like a woman?"
Qianxiaowei felt that she had been damaged by a critical hit, and looked at Qianxiaoyou with a grudge: "Sister, what about not hurting each other?"
"You hurt me first, saying that I look like a man! Hmph, aren't you worried that I won't be able to get married?"
"Why do you marry well? It's not that our shallow family can't afford to support you. Qian Xiaowei's face suddenly changed, "Sister, you can't be a crush on Brother Shang, right?
"I won't look down on a man who is younger than me and cultivates to be lower than me!" the shallow demon snorted, his head tilted high.
Qianxiaowei finally breathed a sigh of relief, gave a thumbs up and said, "Sister, you have a pursuit!"
Shang Bai sat on the stone bench and gently stroked Xiao Yaya's hair, feeling so innocent, he was inexplicably hurt tons.
"Of course!" said the shallow little demon arrogantly, "If you want to enter my eyes, you must at least be similar to Uncle Han Feng." β
"Huh?" Qianxiaowei's face changed greatly, "Little demon, don't put that name in front of me!"
The shallow demon smiled embarrassedly: "Haha, I'm sorry, I forgot your stubble." But brother, don't you want you to give it to me? Uncle Hanfeng is so handsome, and his cultivation is so high, I don't understand why you don't look down on him. β
"Brother, I'm a man!man!man!!
"Okay, okay, I know, don't say it. Seeing that Qianxiaowei was going crazy, Qianxiaowei could only stop talking, but he still muttered: "I really don't understand what you straight men think." β