Two, five, six: Kunpeng can't be provoked [II]

[I have something to go out today, and it's too late to check the typos for the update, if there are some omissions in the text, please forgive me]

"Hahahaha, Lord Immortal Emperor is really bold enough, I like to make friends with people like you. ”

Kunpeng laughed and unceremoniously stuffed a Heavenly Rank Immortal Weapon called Golden Crow Moon into his storage space that Meng Xiang had given him.

Before you finish dealing with the affairs of the mainland and return to the fairy world, Lao Tzu must peel off your skin first!

Meng Xiang's forehead was full of blood, and there were seven or eight green tendons that exploded with anger.

"Lord Kunpeng likes to collect rare treasures in his life, but unlike Jia Daozi, he has no malice, so please calm your anger, Father Meng. ”

Kronos stepped forward and persuaded.

Is this called no malice?

It's only been five minutes since I came in, and it's only been 2,500 words in this room for a total of 2,500 words, and he was tricked into taking away a Heavenly Rank Immortal Weapon and a bottle of wine that can be exchanged for the Acquired Treasure, and now you tell me that he has no malicious intent?

No, even if he doesn't have malicious intent, I'll assume that he doesn't have malicious intent...

But I have!!

What, there is a saying, how do you say it?

There is a fish in the North Underworld, its name is Kun, the Kun is so big, you can't stew it in a pot, right... Well, I'd be honest and I'd love to try it.

"Ah, little Keke really loves me the most, and he says good things for me. Kunpeng interrupted with a grin, he looked heartless, and didn't seem to take Meng Xiang into account at all.

Small... Little Gram?

The deer on the side didn't hear it, and couldn't sit still anymore.

"Mr. Kunpeng, please respect Miss Kronos, and don't call her by such a frivolous name. ”

The deer didn't get up for the brush, and the blackened face seemed to be able to drip ink.

Ever since he fell in love with Kronos at first sight, Deer Buwei's attention has been focused on this clock goddess.

Now, seeing that Kronos worships and favors Kunpeng so much, Lu Buwei's impression of him is already extremely bad.

When Meng Xiang saw this, he was immediately overjoyed!

Good job, deer not!

You really are this kind of character, I don't understand the amorous pretense, the heart is perverted and serious, you finally got back your own personality!

As long as you scare him to death, I will recognize you as a brother!

"Huh?"

When Kunpeng heard this, he raised his head to look at Lu Buwei, who had never had a sense of existence, his eyebrows were high and low, and after looking up and down for a long time, he spoke...

"Shut up, poor devil. ”

The deer is not for: "... ”

"This is a place for the upper class to talk, do you understand what that means?"

This Kunpeng is really a hundred faces, and it has become the virtue of the common villain in the city, and his fingers are constantly tapping on the coffee table of the krypton glass.

"For the sake of you being the little follower of the Immortal Emperor, I let you in, and you still kicked your nose in the face? Let me guess, do you have a crush on my little Keke?"

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When Kronos heard this, his body suddenly shook, and he looked at Lu Buwei with some astonishment.

The deer is not even more because it was debunked, and his complexion became like a frosted eggplant.

"Let me say something unpleasant, are you a poor ghost worthy of my little Keke?"

Don't hate ~ good clichΓ© lines.

Kunpeng's words made Meng Xiang stunned instantly, not because he was arrogant, but because of the speed at which he changed his face, which was really beyond Meng Xiang's cognition.

This guy turns his face faster than a dog, huh?

But that's okay!

Meng Xiang didn't speak, still full of confidence in Lu Buwei.

This kind of line in the city that was slapped in the face after saying the second half of the chapter, presumably even if it is a deer, it can be handled!

Come on, the deer is not for! slap him with the lines of the hot-blooded royal road comics!

"I like Miss Cronos, can love be bought with money? How can a big man like you understand the true meaning of love? But you, I sympathize with you, I guess there is no one around you who is sincere to you, right? If you fall into Pingyang one day, who do you think will help you?"

Good job, that's the kind of line!

Meng Xiang has only four words for Lu Buwei's evaluation at the moment: The child can be taught!

Even Kronos couldn't help but flush his face when he heard this, and even his expression when he looked at Lu Buwei eased by three points.

However...

"Hmph..."

I saw Kunpeng snort coldly, raised his wine glass, and said with a smile: "Then let me ask you, you and Xiao Keke are married, there must be a wedding room, right? The environment over there of the Elf Sky Tree is good, can you afford the property in the third ring of the Sky Tree?"

The deer is not for: "..."

Hey, don't shiver.

"I... I can earn!" said Lu Buwei, a little weakly.

"Oh, yes? After getting married, the husband and wife should have it for pomp and circumstance, right? Kronos can be a goddess, how can you say that you also need a superb flying sword? Can you afford it?"

Deer is not for: "......"

Hey, the deer doesn't do it, why are you in a cold sweat?

Lu didn't listen, and couldn't help but turn his head to look at Meng Xiang!

Meng Xiang immediately understood what he meant, and was about to speak...

"Oh, Lord Immortal Emperor, don't you say that you came to provide, a manly man, you wouldn't want your brother to pay for a house and a means of transportation, would you?

The deer is not for: ". . . ”

"And what about the money for the wedding? What about the honeymoon money? the child's milk powder money, school tuition, magic instrument fees, entry apprenticeship fees, nutrition fees, tuition and miscellaneous fees, transportation expenses, pickle fees, pretending to be forced with classmates, and the children's future real estate, marriage, honeymoon, and then the children's children..."

A series of tongue twisters-like words bombarded Lu Buwei's face like a cannonball.

Meng Xiang was stunned.

Because Meng Xiang saw that this dignified chief disciple of the Orc Clan's Roaring Ridge, this man who had inherited the blood-colored luck of the Nine Continents, was actually... Actually...

was actually scolded and cried by Kunpeng?

"So I said, don't fantasize about the goddess of the poor ghost, a dick like you, it's not good to be single for a lifetime, what kind of girl is it? ”

After Kunpeng finished speaking, he leaned back on the sofa, took a puff on his cigar, and leisurely exhaled the smoke ring.

Looking at the deer again, his shoulders were constantly shaking, and tears kept rolling in his eyes.

With a pop, the hammer-headed deer sat back on the small stool in his corner in such a suffocated manner, covered his face and began to twitch.

Oh my God, isn't the deer crying because of such a serious person?

Speaking of deer, what about your personality? Where did your personality go?

"Lord Kunpeng, that's a bit too much. In the end, it was Kronos who sank his face and cursed.

When Kunpeng heard this, he glanced at Lu Buwei obliquely.

Finally, he snuffed out his cigar, walked over to Lu Buwei, patted him lightly on the shoulder, and his face was repeated.

"Kid, don't cry, or you will work for me, right?" Kunpeng's voice suddenly became extremely gentle, as if he had changed his soul.

Meng Xiang swore that he had never seen someone who could change so many faces at once in his life, and those who didn't know thought that Kunpeng had been taken away by the traverser.

"Hmm~ Go away and leave me alone. ”

"Don't say that, come on, work with my brother, as long as you work hard, I guarantee that you can catch up with the goddess. ”

"Really... Really?" Lu Buwei raised his red eyes and looked at Kunpeng noncommittally.

I saw Kunpeng's smile, as pure and immaculate as God's holy light.

"Men should be self-reliant, how can you collapse just because others say a few words about you, don't you?"

Hey, looks like you were scolding him just now, right?

"But... But I'm so poor, I'm ......."

"It doesn't matter, my brother is lacking a toilet sweeper here, as long as you follow my brother, the salary will be enough for you, five days off and two days off, fifteen days of annual leave, double pay on holidays, and promotion space will be guaranteed to you, how about it?"

"Really... Really, I do!"

When Lu Buwei heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up: "As long as I can catch up with the goddess, I will do anything." ”

Hey, the deer doesn't do it, he asked you to clean the toilet, do you have any dignity?Did your forced character be washed away by the flush toilet?

Seeing that Lu Buwei and Kunpeng Bing released their suspicions, and looked at each other angrily, Meng Xiang was stunned.

What kind of eloquence is this? You can trick my people into washing the toilet, and my people can be so willing...

Ming... Mingtian!

This product is the reincarnation of Mingtian!

Looking at Lu Buwei and Kronos' adoring eyes on him, and then recalling the fear that he had been dominated by Mingtian, Meng Xiang realized it at this moment.

Regardless of whether this guy can fight or not, anyway...

Kunpeng really can't be provoked!

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