Chapter 4: The Bald Don's Revenge
"I didn't expect that there were such villains around me, but fortunately, the national teacher had the insight to distinguish between good and evil, otherwise it would have almost caused a catastrophe. Li Yuan said with a smile, but obviously didn't take this matter to heart, and then called the two people behind him to his side, "These two people are my personal guards, loyal to me, and have no two hearts, so I will send the two to the national teacher to protect you on your journey to the west to learn from the scriptures." ”
Tang Song looked the two up and down, his expression was solemn, and after thinking for a long time, he asked worriedly: "Do you two have a family?"
"The parents are alive and well, and the children are both alive. ”
"What did you do before you became a guard?"
"The two of us have been in the guard camp since we were children. ”
"What do you think about Journey to the West?"
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Tang Song nodded with satisfaction, and gave the gold and silver rewarded by Li Yuan to the two, gritting his back molars and saying to Li Yuan: "Your Majesty, the poor monk is a monk, and the gold and silver are regarded as dung, so it is better to reward these gold and silver to the families of the two strong men, which is also the heart of the poor monk." Tang Song felt that the basket was dripping blood, and his heart and Tao Lao Tzu had sacrificed to this one, so he didn't believe that these two guards could turn the sky upside down!
Sure enough, Tang Song's scheming methods were not in vain, and the eyes of the two of them looking at Tang Song were full of gratitude and admiration, and they were really despicable like my scheming dogs.
Li Yuan laughed, picked up a glass of wine and handed it to Tang Song, and said: "The national teacher is here, the road is difficult and dangerous, and I don't know when I will be able to return. ”
"You're paralyzed, play this set for me again!" Tang Song felt so tired, seeing that Li Yuan seemed to want to say something, he hurriedly took the wine glass, and before Li Yuan could react, he quickly grabbed a large handful of soil from the ground and sprinkled it into Li Yuan's cup.
"Your Majesty's intentions, the poor monk already knows, rather love the land of his hometown, than love the land of ten thousand taels of gold, and the poor monk will never live up to His Majesty's expectations. ”
"Forehead ......"
Seeing Li Yuan's constipated expression, Tang Song was in a great mood.
"I already know the meaning of the national teacher, but what does the national teacher mean by spilling it into his homeland in my wine?"
Tang Song: "......"
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The same road, the same shoes, but the people next to them quietly change.
Tang Song and his entourage marched for more than ten days, and in a blink of an eye they arrived at the familiar mountains and forests, Tang Song was inexplicably sad in his heart, got off the horse with his stomach, sighed and said to the two: "This was once a place where poor monks and friends were murdered, you go with me to the front to remember one or two." ”
"The national teacher really values love and righteousness!" The two guards looked admiring, Tang Song's face was heavy, and he said in his heart, You know what a fart! Will I tell you what a shameful thing I have done here?
Tang Song walked a few steps, looking at the scenery that was the same as in his dream, touching the familiar crooked neck tree, Tang Song was in a trance, was it really just a dream?
"Whew!"
Just when Tang and Song were stunned, a fishy wind suddenly blew in the originally calm mountain forest, blowing until the sky was dark, accompanied by a miserable howl of the yin wind, a strange figure loomed in the forest, and a burst of strange laughter and noise were heard in the ears.
"Well, someone's coming!
"Quack, that's right, it's the breath of a living person!"
"Huhu, it's been a long time since I've eaten a living person!
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"Alpaca! how can there be monsters here?!" Looking at the black and pressing figure in front of him, Tang Song felt his legs tremble a little, and hurriedly supported the crooked neck tree beside him.
"Don't be afraid, the more you can't panic at this time, besides, there are two internal guards with peerless martial arts by my side, and there is no hope of survival. Tang Song clenched his fists, kept cheering for himself in his heart, and looked back hopefully, only to see that the two 'martial arts masters' who had been pinned on the last hope had been paralyzed to the ground with fright, with a frightened expression on the face of a woman from a good family who was about to be forced to be ashamed by the robbers.
Tang Song: "......"
"You're paralyzed! Your sister! Meng Meng stood up, slapped their faces with the eighteen palms of the dragon descending, used the six-vein divine sword to burst through their indescribable parts, and used the gloomy ecstasy palm to make them ecstasy!" Tang Song felt as if his big waist had been pierced by an iron skewer, and he was about to go to the furnace.
Tang Song's face was white, and beads of sweat slipped down his forehead little by little, as if his body had been hollowed out, was it ...... Advertise for me, and no one will pay me for advertising.
These figures approached him little by little, and with the faint light, Tang Song could already see the appearance of those 'people' clearly, and he couldn't help but be frightened.
Where are these people, they are clearly a group of evil ghosts! The face is withered, the bare body is full of green muscles, the skin is pale, the eyes are glowing green, there are either missing arms or broken legs, and even intestines fall out, and they insist on rubbing over step by step, big brother, you are also too hard, you should rest or rest.
This is your sister's monster?!I can't fool me even if I haven't read a book!This is Resident Evil, right?!Did the brothers go to the wrong set?
Tang Song's eyes narrowed, and he swallowed a mouthful of spit, if it was just a group of zombies, then with my years of hard practice, there was still a good chance of escaping successfully, as for those two soft goods, just stay as bait!
Just as Tang and Song made up their minds and looked around to find an escape route, suddenly a tiger roar resounded through the mountains and forests, and a figure suddenly appeared in Tang Song's field of vision.
"I bought a watch, what kind of thing is that?!" Tang Song's legs are completely weak now, as if he has been hit by the domineering color of the overlord, holding on to the tree is useless, sitting on the ground with his butt on the ground, his head groggy.
In the midst of this group of zombies, this tall figure is particularly eye-catching, with a sturdy body more than three meters high, with exposed claws like five iron hooks, and the bare skin is full of gorgeous colorful tiger stripes, and the most terrifying thing is that it is holding a huge tiger head, opening its bloody mouth, and its teeth are as sharp as sharp knives, this is a tiger demon!
"Shape-shifting tiger demons! Those are ghosts! These are tiger demons that specialize in eating people!!" the two guards woke up like from a dream, pointing tremblingly ahead, and let out a terrible scream from their mouths.
It is rumored that only those tiger demons who specialize in cannibalism will raise ghosts, which are the most ferocious and terrifying.
In the dream, I remember shouting for so long, delaying for so long, and I didn't see a monster popping out, but I just arrived here today, but so many popped up, why, now the monster patrol is also divided into odd and even numbers?" Tang Song wanted to cry without tears.
The tiger demon looked at Tang and Song and the three of them, couldn't help laughing, and waved his hand: "Little ones, tie them up!
"Don't touch me! Don't touch me!" Seeing the two guards screaming and screaming like women from good families who had been molested, Tang Song pursed his lips, what a special martial arts master! Not even an ordinary person.
"Don't touch me!" Obviously, this hardness didn't last long, and when he saw a buddy with intestines flowing out of his intestines swaying towards him, Tang Song also shrank into a ball, like a girl, and screamed loudly.