Chapter Eighty-Seven: Bootlegging
In the backyard, a cow and a pig get along well. Of course, it's hard for a boss and a little brother to make trouble. If the pig ascends to heaven and is not honest, he will be trampled by the cow's hooves immediately, and he will not dare to say a word at all.
For many days, the pig demon also accepted his fate. Grievances are grievances, as long as you can learn magic in the future, what if you endure humiliation?
The big fat pig can bend and stretch, and it is the real ability.
Ye Junsheng held a jar of wine bought on the road in his hand, and poured it directly into the trough, and immediately the wine was fragrant, and it was definitely not greedy for cheap to buy bad wine.
At this point, the two demons can't be wronged.
Smelling the aroma of wine, the pig demon was overjoyed, and hurriedly ran over, and was about to lower his mouth, but when he saw that Brother Niu had not yet arrived, he immediately held back and said in an urn voice: "Brother Niu, please first!"
The Great Sage's nose spewed out white gas, and he was very satisfied with the humility of the pig demon.
Soon, the two demons began to drink. A cow drink, a pig drink, but in a moment, a tank of wine will be drunk.
In fact, at present, wine and meat do not have much benefit in cultivation for them, and the key is to satisfy the desire of the tongue.
"Master, there is something to do in the near future for my old pig to go out for a walk, and I am so stuffy that my ass grows grass. ”
After drinking, the pig demon complained.
Ye Junsheng replied: "Where can you go like this? Don't be caught and operated on before you go out of the door." ”
"They dare! I can't kill him!"
The pig demon is domineering and exposed.
Although it hasn't learned any magical spells, but because of becoming a demon, its own strength is very ordinary, and it can jump and run, and it really can't get close to a dozen idle people.
The Great Sage also said: "It's really boring. ”
Because he has to take care of the study, Ye Junmei has rarely led it out of the city to eat grass recently.
Ye Junsheng patted the bull's head and said, "If you feel bored, why don't you go out of the city to play, and then come back when you have had enough?"
The pig demon's eyes lit up, and he was about to agree, but he heard the great sage say: "No, this kind of practice is meaningless, and it is easy to breed trouble." If you run into a warlock, you're in trouble. ”
The pig demon muttered: "There is no one warlock in the world, where is it so easy to meet." ”
"You rammer, don't think I don't know what you have in mind? Don't you just talk about going out to find the harem? ”
The pig demon was scolded so badly that it really wanted to do it.
Da Sheng paused for a moment, and said earnestly: "Ramming, unless we can change our bodies, there will be a lot of inconvenience." Our demon clan, it is not easy to open the mind, and if you don't pay attention to it, you will be subdued and demons will be eliminated, and at that time, you can't regret it, and everything before will be in vain. ”
Hearing these heartfelt words, the pig demon ran over to rub the leg of the Great Sage with tears in his eyes: "Brother Niu, my old pig listens to you." ”
The skin pimples were all raised by it, and the great sage felt a chill in his heart, and he was about to fly up. The clinker pig demon saw the opportunity quickly, bounced off like a conditioned reflex, and smirked.
Ye Junsheng said: "In this case, I have been asking around recently to see if there is any haunting? ”
"Haunted?"
Unexpectedly, when the pig demon heard this, he was a little scared: "Master, what do you want?"
This time it was the turn of the Great Sage's eyes to light up, and he seemed to see the delicious nutritional products, and said, "Thank you, Master, for making it perfect." To tell you the truth, the method I cultivated, called "Nine Shadows Absorbing Stars**", needs to devour the evil ghosts in order to restore my cultivation. ”
The pig demon listened to the stars in both eyes, and sent a sycophant in time: ""Nine Shadows Sucking Stars**"? Brother Niu is awesome, you are so amazing!"
This sentence was just secretly returned from school the night before - Duyuzhai is located at the end of Nandu Lane, and there are no neighbors on the left and right, so it is more independent and convenient. However, the pig demon itself is not the master of peace, and sometimes sneaks out at night and wanders around the neighborhood. As long as it doesn't make trouble, the Great Sage will turn a blind eye and follow its activities.
The night before, when the pig demon came out, he happened to see a couple of men and women cheating on a certain family, which made its hormone secretion soar rapidly, and immediately listened to the root of the wall with great interest, and heard a ** sound, as well as many flirtatious words:
For example, this sentence: "You are so good, you are so good!"
Now is the time to learn and put it into practice.
The Great Sage didn't know why, and said: "What am I? Among our demon clan, there is a great supernatural power, called "Heaven Swallowing Gong", which is called mighty and domineering. ”
""Swallowing Heaven Gong"? I know it is powerful when I hear the name, I want to learn it!"
Syllable!
There was a kick on the body.
The Great Sage sighed: "This exercise is only my brotherhood, but unfortunately, I may never see it again." ”
The pig demon asked, "Who is it?"
"Its body is a dog demon...... Alas, the past is gone forever. ”
The Great Sage seemed to be reminded of the sad things again, and his mood was a little low.
"There is no past, Brother Niu, aren't you alive and well?"
The pig demon was impassioned: "Tell me the old pig, if Brother Dog was killed, we have to avenge it." ”
This ramming goods, the end is smooth, I haven't seen it yet, I called my brother first, and the relationship was suddenly closer.
The Great Sage smiled, but did not speak: why didn't it want to kill back for thirty-three days and take revenge?
"Brother, it's time to eat!"
Ye Junmei's call came from the front.
So Ye Junsheng said goodbye to them and returned to the front house. The three dishes and one soup have been placed on the dining table, and Ye Junmei has served him the meal very considerately, and the chopsticks are placed properly.
-- Because of the sale of 20 calligraphy sheets at a high price, the standard of living of the family has skyrocketed, and the quality of food has naturally improved a lot.
But Ye Junsheng knew that when he was not eating at home, his sister's diet was very frugal. The next bit of noodles, even an egg is reluctant to beat, it is a meal.
These were all told by the pig demon secretly to Ye Junsheng with a "small report". Therefore, even though there was a free meal to eat in the academy, he still tried to come back to eat. Only in this way will the younger sister not be too frugal. Because Ye Junsheng had already secretly vowed in his heart that he would let his sister live a good life.
Now that there are conditions, how can you suffer her anymore?
Ye Junmei is only sixteen years old now, and it is the time when he is like a flower and a long body, and he must not be ambiguous in terms of nutrition.
Looking at the dishes on the table, he inexplicably remembered that when he first crossed over, the hot meal that suddenly appeared on the table, he thought it was the fox fairy who appeared and cooked it, but later learned that the fox fairy directly carried it from Haitianlou.
Time flies, and it's been a year in the blink of an eye.
"Brother, eat. ”
Ye Junmei said sweetly, although there are only two brothers and sisters, the family education etiquette that has been cultivated since childhood will adhere to the meals. Even when he was the poorest, he was just a black steamed bun for one person. She would call out before she started eating.
"Well, eat. ”
Ye Junsheng picked up the rice bowl and ate it with relish.
I have to say that Ye Junmei is a good family, inside and out, and is well organized, so he doesn't have to worry about it at all. You can read and do things with peace of mind.
If your sister is like this, what more can you ask for?
After eating, Ye Junmei went to wash the dishes with his hands and feet.
When he was done, and the time for the lamp was up, he lit an oil lamp.
"Brother, I want to talk to Sister Jiang tomorrow. ”
Ye Junmei suddenly ran and said.
Ye Junsheng sighed: "Then let's go...... Well, why don't I take you there?"
Ye Junmei blinked: "Brother wants to see Sister Jiang?"
Ye Junsheng's old face flushed: "Where is it? "Having said that, since he entered Jizhou City, he hasn't met Jiang Jing'er.
Ye Junmei thought for a while: "I'd better go alone, turn two streets and you'll go to Xiyue Academy, it's very close." ”
Ye Jun suddenly remembered something: "Jun Mei, do you want to study?"
Because his father and mother died early and his family was in decline, Ye Junmei only followed his brother to read and write when he was a child, and he studied for two or three years.
In fact, she is a very smart girl and loves to read.
Hearing this, Ye Junmei smiled and said, "Well, brother, I do want to study." ”
Ye Junsheng said with self-reproach: "It's all my brother's fault, I didn't expect this stubble to go." Why don't I send you to Xiyue Academy, and I have a companion with Miss Jiang. ”
Ye Junmei shook his head resolutely: "But I don't want to go into the academy, it's too noisy." Brother, in fact, as long as you teach me, just like when I was a child. ”
Ye Junsheng was stunned for a moment, and then understood: my sister is reluctant to give up drinking alone, and at the same time, it is also to save money. You must know that when you enter the Xiyue Academy, the cost of money is definitely not a small amount.
"Jun Mei, the problem of money ......"
Ye Junmei interrupted him and said very seriously: "It's not a matter of money, brother, I just like you to teach me." ”
"Okay, but I declare in advance, my brother is a very strict teacher, and if he doesn't do it right, he will spank him...... Slap the palm of your hand. ”
I wanted to say butt, but when I said it, I realized that it was inappropriate, and I quickly changed my words.
Seeing that he looked old and serious, Ye Junmei sneered, he was charming, and under the dim light, he was extremely enchanting, which was different from the usual quiet and elegant.
Sister, grown up...... Ye Junsheng sighed in his heart, and his brain was running quickly: maybe he was afraid of poverty, but in the process of running the study, he actually found that his sister was a small money fan. Perhaps, in the process of teaching her by herself, she can stuff some private goods into it, such as Arabic numerals that are not yet available in this world, and relatively simple mathematical formulas such as addition and subtraction, etc. After Ye Junmei learned, although it was not of great use, it was still quite helpful for daily accounting, which could relatively reduce complicated calculation procedures and save time and effort.
Yes, that's how it should be.
I'll talk about changing the world later, but let's start with changing my sister, which is also a lovely ideal.
(To be continued)