Tang and Song pushed the door in, and a strong aroma came to the face, obviously the family often came here to worship incense.

The room is not big or small, but there is no other furnishings except for an offering table.

Tang and Song looked carefully, only to see a palm-sized wooden statue on the altar, the image on which was the same as that of the pig fairy, except that he also held a nine-toothed nail rake in his hand.

"Pig Gangguan! Sure enough, it's this guy!"

Tang Song's eyes narrowed, and he looked at the senior officer and grinned, "Where did this pig fairy statue come from?"

"It was picked up by the villain from a mountain forest outside the village a few years ago, and he originally wanted to put it in the house as an ornament, but there was an old man in the village who said that this is a pig fairy, which can keep the house safe, and must not be lazy, so the villain hurriedly and carefully worshipped. It's strange to say, since the family ** served the pig fairy, sure enough, the wind and rain in the family have been smooth since then, and everything is smooth, even the business in the villain's home is getting bigger and bigger. Gao Yuanwai said excitedly, obviously very respectful of this pig fairy of unknown origin.

Tang Song sneered, sure enough, there is a fixed number of drinks and pecks, no wonder that more than ten years later, Zhu Bajie will come to your house and harm your daughter, it turns out that the problem is here!

The pig just protected your house and made you rich, that is the cause, and more than ten years later, Gao Cuilan suffered a catastrophe and was deceived, which is the result.

I didn't expect the reincarnation of the dignified Tianpeng to do such an evil god's deeds now.

Looking at the high-ranking officials with shiny eyes, Tang Song sighed and said: "The poor monk advises the donor, don't ask the lonely immortal and wild god to be indiscriminate, even if you can keep safe for a while, you will have disasters in the future." ”

However, Gao Yuanwai looked disappreciative, obviously he only believed in the benefits he saw in front of him, Tang Song shook his head, and said in his heart Sooner or later, there will be a time when you regret it. But fortunately, this time he will take away the evil god Zhu Gangguan, so that he can't harm others.

This time Zhu Gangguan can be regarded as protecting the high-ranking family's house for more than ten years, which can be said to have lost his wife and broken his soldiers, and it can be regarded as cheapening the high-ranking family, and it can be regarded as returning the cause and effect in the dark.

Two days passed in a flash, and in the blink of an eye, it was the third night.

In the room, Tang Song and Sun Wukong sat opposite each other, with a serious face. Tang Song stared at Sun Wukong's eyes and slowly stretched out two fingers, and said in a deep voice: "Wukong, just two questions." ”

"First of all, the first question, don't always say things like 'monsters eat my grandson', it's too dirty and straightforward, and if you don't get it, you'll be blocked. Tang Song said helplessly, God knows how strict the scale is now, everyone should be considerate of each other.

"The second question is the forced grid. Tang Song's face was serious, he looked at the monkey's confused appearance, and hurriedly continued: "The so-called forced style refers to the ability and grade of pretending to be forced, in fact, in the final analysis, it is two words - face. ”

"You see those so-called powerful or big people, before making a move, they must shout an extremely loud name, which makes people feel awe and tremble in their crotch when they hear it, such as what is in the sleeve, a punch that breaks the sky, seven swords that intercept the sky, ten thousand swords return to the sect, and so on. ”

Looking at the monkey's absent-minded appearance, Tang Song said angrily: "As a dignified Monkey King, what a resounding name! But every time you fight, you can only beat with a stick, which lowers your forced character in vain, so this must be changed!"

The monkey frowned, looking at the golden hoop stick in his palm with a thoughtful expression.

"Dangdang!"

At this moment, there was a sudden crisp knock on the door.

"It's coming!"

Tang Song's eyes lit up, a smile appeared on his face, he slowly came to the door, and asked softly, "Who is it?"

"It's a slave family, have you forgotten?" A coquettish voice suddenly came from outside the door, making Tang Song's body faintly hot.

"Who is it? The poor monk doesn't have a good memory. Tang Song pretended to be confused.

"What a thin lover, I was called a fairy a few days ago, but today I forgot about it. A coquettish voice outside the door.

"Oh, it turned out to be the fairy who got angry at the mention of the ugly-faced, narrow-minded Jade Rabbit!" Tang Song seemed to suddenly realize.

The breath outside the door suddenly became heavy, and it took a long time before a voice continued to come: "The elder really has a good memory, that's right, it's the slave family, so why don't you open the door quickly?"

"Yes to the code!"

The elder laughed, how can the slave family have any code. "Second Sister Mao

"Why not? You should be singing outside and the little rabbit obediently opens the door, and then the poor monk asks who you are, and you say that the mother rabbit has come back, so that the poor monk can open the door for you." "Tang and Song are serious.

Second Sister Mao: "......"

This monk must be sick!

Second Sister Mao took a deep breath, her red lips opened slightly, and she directly used the soul hooking technique: "Elder, hurry up and open the door!"

"Boom!"

Hearing this soft and charming cry, Tang Song's brain roared, and he suddenly lost consciousness, and his arm was already unconsciously stretched out to the door bolt.

"Smack!"

Sun Wukong slapped Tang Song in boredom on the side, and then continued to look out the window boredly.

"Why is there no movement?"

The second sister Mao outside the door waited for a long time and didn't see the door open, and couldn't help but wonder in her heart: Could it be that her soul hooking technique has failed?

"Elder, why don't you open the door to the slave family? Isn't the slave family beautiful?" The unwilling Jade Rabbit Spirit once again used the soul hooking technique, and her voice became more and more sweet and moving.

Tang Song was hooked again without any suspense, and then a hairy slap woke him up again. Since having the monkey, my mom no longer has to worry about me being seduced by ecstasy.

"The fairy is in a hurry, and then talk to the poor monk for a while. Tang Song silently moved a chair, crossed his legs and drank tea, and said casually.

There was silence outside the door for a long time, and then another voice came: "Since it is a chat, how can there be a reason to separate the door, and the elder still doesn't open the door?"

"Smack!"

"It's okay, the poor monk likes to chatter through the door. ”

"The good night is short, why waste time on the elder, it is better to open the door and accompany you to be happy. ”

"Smack!"

"The poor monk can be happy with his own hands, and he will not bother the fairy. ”

......

Ten minutes passed, Tang Song tasted tea with a comfortable face, feeling like there was a charming and amorous customer service girl chatting with you for free, and she kept teasing and seducing you with words, always teasing your desires, where else can you find this kind of special voice service that does not cost money.

"Fairy, don't stop, the poor monk is about to lose control of himself. ”

Tang Song sneered in his heart, anyway, he had a monkey by his side, and he couldn't get into the soul hooking technique, he wanted to see what the rabbit could do with him.

At this time, the second sister outside the door said that her mouth was dry, but the door in front of her still did not mean to open at all, and the monk became more and more excited the more he chatted, and it meant that he struggled until dawn.

Second Sister Mao finally realized that her soul hooking technique had no effect on this monk.

"Boom!"

I couldn't care about any fun anymore, the second sister kicked the door in front of her open, and saw Tang Song sitting on a chair with tea in front of her looking at her leisurely, and saw the bored monkey behind her, the second sister Mao was ashamed and annoyed, feeling like a second fool who was being played with wantonly, and she beat her with a stick.

"Dang!"

The monkey slammed her out of the house and leaped out.

"It's a pity that in the end, I still broke into the door and didn't maintain the professional ethics in the end. Tang Song shook his head, put the teacup back on the table, and ran out after him.