Chapter 321: "Daughter Country"
Monk Sha put down the bucket, took out the demon scepter, and didn't speak, and hit it with a stick. The Taoist priest who updated the fastest didn't expect this monk to hit someone without speaking, and he couldn't dodge, and was hit on his left arm with a cane, which broke his arm, and the person was also knocked to the ground, unable to get up for a while. He kicked and kicked on the ground with his legs, and slashed and stabbed with his sword in his right hand, and his face turned pale with fright, and his soul was scattered.
Monk Sha scolded: "I will kill you evil animal, you are a human body! I will spare your life! Let me fetch water!"
How dare the Taoist priest say any more, his body hurts, his heart is afraid, cold sweat flows, he uses his limbs together, and crawls to the back.
Monk Sha took the bucket, came to the well, put the bucket down the well, filled a bucket of water, brought it up, went out of the nunnery, drove the clouds, and shouted to Sun Wukong: "Senior brother, I have taken water!
When Sun Wukong heard this, he made the iron rod hold the golden hook and smiled coldly: "You listen to Lao Sun, if I want to kill you, it will be easy, but you have not committed evil yet, and the crime will not lead to death." Second, for the sake of your brother Bull Demon King's affection, he spared you.
"The last time I came to fetch water, I was hooked twice by you, and the water was not obtained. This time, I used a trick to coax you out to fight, but I asked my junior brother to fetch water. If Lao Sun is willing to take out his ability to beat you, don't say that you are a wishful true immortal, even if there are a few, you will be killed long ago. It's better to be killed than to be released, and you will be spared a few more years of life, and if there are people who come to fetch water in the future, you must not extort others again!"
Ruyi Zhenxian came to occupy this aborted spring at the end of last year, firstly to avenge the red boy, and secondly, to prevent Tang Seng from going west to learn scriptures.
At the end of last year, Daozu's Qingniu incarnated as a one-horned king, and came to intercept a few masters and apprentices in Jinshan.
The golden cicada drank the water of the Zimu River, and if he gave birth to a little golden cicada, it would ruin his holy monk's virtues, and naturally he would no longer be able to learn scriptures.
At this moment, Ruyi Zhenxian heard Monk Sha shouting there to get water, and Sun Wukong said a lot of words, and couldn't help but be angry and anxious, and shouted: "Splash monkeys! It's really insidious! Go there." ”
With a hook, he hooked Sun Wukong's foot again. Sun Wukong hurriedly jumped up and dodged, furious in his heart, his body moved, rushed over, and slammed into the arms of Ruyi True Immortal. Ruyi Zhenxian was caught off guard, and was knocked to the ground with a bang, struggling to get up.
Sun Wukong snatched the Ruyi golden hook with one hand, held the hook head with one hand, and held the hook handle with the other, snapped the ground, and folded a golden hook into two sections. Then he put the two pieces together, snapped them on the ground, and then made them into four pieces, and threw them on the ground with a snap, and scolded angrily: "Evil beast, dare you be rude again?"
Ruyi Zhenxian fell to the ground, saw that the hook was broken, sighed, and said hatefully: "Monkey, count yourself ruthless! You can break my hook, but you have to go to the hook! I advise you to wake up!"
"What are you hooking him? Tell me clearly! What is your relationship with the old cow who made the trap in Jinshan?"
Sun Wukong has always felt that Jinshan's golden steel is a trap, and when he heard what this Ruyi True Immortal said, he couldn't help but ask.
Ruyi Zhenxian looked at Sun Wukong, his face was a little scared, a little unwilling, and he kept silent. Sun Wukong was worried about his master and didn't want to entangle with him anymore, so he laughed, drove up the clouds, and went back to the village. Sun Wukong indulged in auspicious light, caught up with Monk Sha, rejoiced, and returned to the village.
Walking into the courtyard, Zhu Bajie had a big belly, leaning on the threshold and looking, humming and moaning in his mouth.
Sun Wukong quietly walked to his side and asked loudly, "Idiot, when will you give birth to a baby?"
Zhu Bajie was surprised and delighted, turned around and asked, "Brother Monkey, don't make fun of it, is there any water?"
Sun Wukong was about to play a trick on him, and Monk Sha arrived later, carrying the bucket and laughing: "The water is coming! The water is coming!"
Jin Chanzi endured the pain, got up and said, "Apprentice, I'm tired of you!"
"O Bodhisattva! You can get water without gift money!" The mother-in-law and her family ran out and knelt on the ground to worship the four living Bodhisattvas. Everyone came to serve happily, took a porcelain cup, scooped half a cup of water, and brought it to the golden cicada to drink.
"Master, drink slowly, as long as you take a sip, you will be relieved!"
Zhu Bajie looked at the water in the porcelain cup, which was not enough for him to take a sip, and was a little anxious, and said, "I don't need the cup, I'll go and drink it directly with the bucket." He staggered over as he spoke.
"Grandpa, I'm scared to death! If you drink this bucket of water, even your intestines and stomach will melt away!" the mother-in-law saw him go to get the bucket, and hurriedly went to stop him.
When Zhu Bajie heard this, he didn't dare to mess around. After the golden cicada drank the water, the mother-in-law went to pick up the porcelain bowl and scooped half a cup of water and handed it to Zhu Bajie. Zhu Bajie poured it into his mouth and drank it.
The two drank water, and their hearts went up and down, not knowing if they could get rid of the fetus. After a while, I felt a sudden cramping in my stomach, and the pain was worse than before, and I was screaming like thunder. The two of them were in pain and fear, and cold sweat flowed.
The mother-in-law hurriedly explained: "Don't be afraid, master, this is a fetus, and it will be fine in a while." ”
The two of them were numb, endured the pain, and their stomachs rang three or five times. Zhu Bajie suddenly couldn't hold back, the feces and urine flowed together, and the smell was unpleasant.
Jin Chanzi couldn't help it anymore and wanted to find a secluded place to relieve himself.
Sun Wukong hurriedly stepped forward and pulled the golden cicada and said, "Master, don't go out to blow the wind, don't blow the wind, get a postpartum disease!"
The mother-in-law also served diligently, and went to fetch two toilets and put them in another room, so that they could be both convenient. The two of them were busy this time, this one came out, the other ran in, the other came out, and this one ran in again, and it didn't take long for each of them to run in and out of the ground a few times.
Every time I run, I feel that my body is a little lighter, and when I get to the back, my brows slowly stretch out, no longer painful, and my stomach gradually disswells and melts away the blood and flesh in my stomach.
The mother-in-law's family brought out some white rice porridge to them to make up for the deficiency after giving birth.
Zhu Bajie smiled: "Mother-in-law, I am strong, I don't need to make up for it." Please boil some hot water for me to take a bath and eat porridge again. ”
"Second senior brother, you can't take a bath! People in confinement can't get wet, they will get sick if they get wet!"
Zhu Bajie muttered: "I'm not a big birth, at most it's just a small birth, what are you afraid of? ”
The mother-in-law smiled and asked someone to boil hot water, and Jin Chanzi and Zhu Bajie went to take a bath. After coming out, Jin Cicada ate two gruel, and Zhu Bajie ate more than a dozen bowls, still screaming for more.
Sun Wukong said with a smile: "Eat less pig head! Eat too much after giving birth, and you will become a sandbag belly in the future, which is not good." ”
"It's okay! I'm not a sow, what are you afraid of him doing?" Zhu Bajie has a very big and swollen belly, as long as he eats, he doesn't care if his belly will change in the future. The porridge had been drunk, and Zhu Bajie wanted it, so the family hurriedly went to wash rice and cook rice.
"Master, give me this water. After instructing the family to cook, the old woman said to the golden cicada.
"Idiot, do you want to drink water?" asked Sun Wukong with a smile.
"My stomach doesn't hurt anymore, the fetal gas should be dispersed, it's fine, what are you doing with drinking water?" Zhu Bajie replied.
"Now that they're both well, the water will be delivered to your house. Sun Wukong turned to the old woman and said.
The mother-in-law was overjoyed, thanked Sun Wukong, and poured out the remaining bucket of water and put it in a clay pot and sealed it tightly. I called two women out, carried them to the backyard, dug a pit, buried the clay pot in the ground, and said to my family with a smile: "This can of water is enough for my coffin!"
The family was all happy, cooked the meal, moved out the tables and chairs, and invited the master and apprentice to fast. After fasting, he took out some straw mats and laid them out in the outer room, and asked the four of them to sleep peacefully.
After sleeping peacefully until dawn, the masters and apprentices got up and thanked their mother-in-law's family. The golden cicada rode a white horse, Zhu Bajie held the reins of the horse, the sand monk carried the luggage, and Sun Wukong led the way in front of him, walking out of the village and running to the road. The four of them walked about thirty or forty miles to the border of Xiliang.
Jin Chanzi stretched out his hand on the horse and pointed: "Wukong, there is a lot of noise in the city in front of you, it must be the Imperial City of the Xiliang Female Kingdom." You must be cautious, be disciplined, and don't be dissolute and mess with the teachings of Buddhism. ”
The three of them were commanded. While talking, when I arrived at the entrance of Dongguan Street, I saw people coming and going on the street, both young and old, all of them were women.
Everyone wears long skirts and short jackets, their faces are smeared with fat powder, their eyes are drawn, their eyebrows are painted, they talk and laugh, their voices are delicate, their manners are descriptive, they are feminine, they buy and sell on the streets on both sides, and they come and go.
Suddenly, the women saw four men coming from the east, still four men, all of whom stopped what they were doing and looked at them in unison. Everyone twisted and pinched, everyone scratched their hands and gestured, laughing and talking about the call: "The race is coming! The race is coming!"
This voice spread ten, ten, hundred, hundred, thousands, and all of a sudden, the streets and cities were full of legends: "The race is coming! The race is coming!"
All of a sudden, women of all ages, flocked to the East Street, crowded with people, rubbing shoulders one after another, encircling the street, and everyone stretched their necks, opened their eyes wide, and looked at them with shyness and eagerness.
The golden cicada reined in his horse and did not dare to move forward. The women were afraid of being trampled on by the horses, but when they saw that the horses were not leaving, they surrounded them from all sides.
What Jin Chanzi saw in his eyes were colorful and tender faces, what he heard in his ears was laughter, and what he smelled in his nose was the aroma of rouge, which made him so frightened that he was demented and didn't dare to move.
Zhu Bajie led the horse in front, saw that he couldn't open his feet, and there were women in front of him, and remembered that the master had taught before entering the city, "Don't be debauched and mess up the teachings of Buddhism." Busy secretly reciting Amitabha, forcibly retracting his mind, and shouting: "I am a gelding!
Sun Wukong wanted to laugh, turned around and said: "Idiot, don't talk nonsense, just take out your old face!"
When Zhu Bajie heard this, he shook his head twice, put a pair of big ears of the pu fan attached to the side of his face and shook endlessly, stretched out a long lotus canopy to hang his mouth, opened it to reveal a mouthful of sharp fangs, roared hard, and let out a scream like killing a pig: "Woo..."
This roar is so sad! This appearance is not hideous!
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