Chapter 19: The Fisherman and the Farmer
"I haven't said I'm going to cross the river yet...... Li Xiao opened his mouth in surprise to say something, but as soon as the words came out, the middle-aged fisherman suddenly grinned again: "What! You said to cross the river? No problem! It's on us, we fishermen are all good swimmers! It's not a problem to just a small river! You come with me!"
"Okay!" replied happily, Li Xiao looked sideways at the fisherman standing beside him and said curiously, "Uncle, are you chicken fat?"
"No, why did the little brother say this?"
"Why didn't you hold my arm? You still put your head so close!" Li Xiao stared at the fisherman with displeasure, and when he saw him grasping his hand, he immediately shouted angrily: "Ah! And said that it wasn't chicken fat! Why didn't you hold my hand! It made my heart itch!"
"I'm sorry, little brother, it's the first time I've seen so many people, and I'm a little nervous. www.biquge.info The fisherman touched the back of his head and smirked, pointed to his back, and said, "Come on, I'll carry you across the river, let's speed up, the people over there are already ready to go down the river." ”
"Okay, let's cross the river!" Li Xiao looked away from several fishermen not far away, and then looked back at the middle-aged fisherman and said in surprise: "Are you afraid of water?"
"Don't be afraid! We fishermen have never been afraid of water, we are all good swimmers, how can we be afraid of the river water!" the middle-aged fisherman sneered.
"Why are you not afraid to ride on my back!" Li Xiao squinted angrily at the fisherman who had his head on his shoulder, and his black hand was tightly wrapped around his neck with a frightened expression.
"I'm sorry, I'm too nervous!" the fisherman skillfully jumped off Li Xiao's back, walked up to him and half-squatted down and said, "Little brother, come up quickly? I'll carry you across the river." ”
Riding on the fisherman's back, Li Xiao lowered his head again in confusion and asked, "Are you sure you're not chicken fat?"
"Of course not!"
"Is that really the case?" Li Xiao looked up at the candidates around him, and said strangely: "Then why are other candidates riding on the back of a fisherman, but I am riding on your head?"
"Ride high and you won't get wet, little brother, sit tight, we're going to cross the river. The fisherman grinned and said with a smile.
"Makes sense. Li Xiao nodded slightly, his eyes focused on a fisherman in front of him who was carrying a candidate on his back, and at this moment, he was walking to the river beach with great vigor and staring at the water contemptuously and said: "We fishermen are born to be the nemesis of the river!
"Really?" said the green-shirted young man on the fisherman's back in surprise, "Then what are you waiting for!
The fisherman proudly raised his head and walked forward, all the way as steady as Mount Tai without the slightest drop of water splashing on the young man, until the water reached his thighs, then he stopped, stood in the water and looked left and right, and when he saw that there was nothing unusual, he stretched his neck and looked down at the smooth water for a while.
Suddenly, the fisherman's body shook, his eyes widened, he screamed violently, and he jumped back to the shore like madness.
"What's wrong with you, Wang?" said a fisherman, bewildered.
"It's terrifying!" the fisherman, who had just come ashore from the water, seemed to be terrified until now, his bloodshot eyes open, and he muttered to himself, "It's terrible! I just stared at the surface of the water and found a pimple!
"He just drowned after you threw off his back and trampled on him. A fisherman calmly raised his hand and pointed to the floating corpses floating in the river.
"yes, I'm going to ask him to help me squeeze my pimples, but now I think I'll have to do it myself. The fisherman walked into the crowd and pondered as he went, "How do I get rid of the pox? Do I drink chili water or eat stinky tofu......?" It is faster to pick it off by hand. ”
"Original...... It turns out that the exam is full of crises, no wonder I have to sign a life and death certificate, I thought the exam would not be dangerous!" One examiner opened his mouth wide and stared blankly at the floating corpses in the river.
A fisherman in his fifties and sixties, dressed in a green shirt and with a goatee, walked out of the crowd with disdain, and when he saw that the examinees on the backs of his companions were all a little pale, he immediately sneered;
As he spoke, he carried a proud boy on his back and walked steadily into the river, and when he was about to reach the middle of the river, and when the river was about to reach his waist, he stopped inexplicably, frowned and looked up at the sun hanging high, and suddenly, with a frightened look on his face, let out a miserable scream like a pig, and desperately stepped on something in the water, and then ran back to the shore anxiously.
"What's wrong with you, village chief?" asked a fisherman, leaning over and bewildered.
The village chief's chest gasped violently, and he said in shock: "I...... I just felt my crotch feel cold, and I thought something in the water was touching me! Pushing away the villagers who stood in his way, he walked towards the fishing village and said to himself, "Damn! I didn't have time to cool up just now! Well, let's go back and change into dry clothes first." ”
"Village Chief!" Behind him, a fat fisherman quickly stopped the old man's way, raised his hand and pointed to the river and asked, "Village Chief, the candidate on your back is struggling in the water and calling for help, what should we do?"
The village chief was thinking about what had just happened, and when he heard the words coming to his ears, he said tirelessly, "Throw a few harpoons and get him back." ”
"No, village chief, we've just thrown hundreds of harpoons, one of which is still stuck in his thigh, but none of them can save him. ”
The village chief glanced at the fat fisherman in front of him in surprise, and muttered: "Send a few brothers who can speak well to the river to encourage him, and if you can't do it, throw a few fishing nets, so if you can't save him, don't care." ”
"Yes!
On the bank of the river, Li Xiao looked at the two floating corpses in the river stupidly, and muttered in his heart: "This is ...... This is the trigger for suicide! I'm sure! Riding a fisherman across the river will definitely die. Jumping off the shoulders of the middle-aged fisherman, he put down a sentence: "Uncle, I don't want to cross the river for the time being, I'm coming another day." With that, he quickly left the area.
"System! Immediately analyze the method of crossing the river, and be fast. Back in the fishing village, Li Xiao immediately transmitted a message to the system.
"Analyzing......
"After the analysis is completed, it is recommended to join a nearby strategy group to discuss the method of crossing the river with everyone. ”
"Okay! add a group right away, be active!"
"Forcibly matching...... If you are matched, you will join the 'Mountain Village Farmer' group. ”
"Mountain Village Farmer Group?" Li Xiao's eyes lit up, "Yes, why didn't I think of it!Joining the candidates' discussion group must have some imaginary ideas for crossing the river, but joining the task trigger is different, they must know how to cross the river, it's just ...... All he saw in the fishing village were fishermen, and at some point a group of farmers appeared?"
took out the jade card, and saw the mailbox that was blown up again, he suddenly felt a sense of powerlessness, and casually clicked on a few messages to take a look, the first dozens of messages were all one person's friend information, to his surprise, this person was not Lin Wan'er, but Duan Feirou, and every friend message she added had a note: I bought you a gift, hurry up and add me.
Li Xiao thought of the gold silk belly pocket she auctioned at the auction last night.
Click to refuse to add as a friend, and he fills in the reason for refusal: forget about the belly pocket, and the pants can barely accept it.
casually deleted a few messages, and not long after, a new email came, still Duan Feirou's, she remarked under adding friends: "You know all about last night's events, hurry up and agree to add me as a friend!"
This time, Li Xiao did not click to refuse, but clicked to ignore, as for other information, he didn't bother to read it, so he simply clicked on the newly joined "Mountain Village Farmer" small group to check the content of the scrolling dialogue.
Nickname "Aiai Uncle Liu": Xiao Wang! Where did you buy your dress? It's so beautiful!
Nickname "Handsome Little Wang": Uncle Liu, which one are you talking about? Is it the short one or the ultra-short one?
Nickname "Love Love Uncle Liu": It's the short and ultra-short one.
Nickname "Wu Da Niu": That skirt was given to Xiao Wang by me, and I recently bought a few boxes of gouache, do you want to try it?
Nicknamed "Handsome Little Wang": Okay, let's go to your house in the evening, by the way! Uncle Liu! Come over quickly, let's hurry across the river, and the group of candidates will find out about us.
Nickname: "Uncle Liu": I'm wiping my leg oil, otherwise what should I do if I get a tan? Wait a minute, I'll be there soon.
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"I'm dizzy, is this really a group built by 'mountain village farmers'?" Seeing these few words of chat, Li Xiao was completely stunned.
"Wait! Crossing the river? They said they were going to cross the river? And the test takers? Is there a group of hidden farmers around here? Fortunately, I was able to add the group in time, otherwise I would have ignored these hidden people who wanted to avoid us. ”
"System! immediately open the permission, locate the nickname 'Handsome Little Wang' coordinates. Li Xiao, who got this important news, immediately asked the system to locate the position of "Handsome Little Wang".
After Yupai accepted Li Xiao's order, a map of mountains and forests soon appeared on the surface, with two punctuation points in the map, the red one was Li Xiao, and the blue one was the person who was located.
"I didn't expect you to have such a group, Brother Li. An abrupt voice sounded in Li Xiao's ears, and when he looked up, he saw a group of people standing beside him at some point, they were staring closely at the coordinates of the jade plate, and the one who spoke was Lin Wan'er's brother, Lin Qing.
"It's Brother Lin, and Brother Zhou, Brother Fang. Li Xiao nodded to a few familiar faces around him, "Everyone is here to take the exam, time is very tight, everyone, I won't bother you, farewell!" After speaking, he turned his head and ran towards the coordinate point marked by the jade plate.
Those sons of the family seemed to have seen the chat content in the farmer group before, and they all stuck behind Li Xiao like dog skin plasters, and followed him around the fishing village.
Seeing that these people couldn't get rid of them and there was a tendency to gather more and more, Li Xiao had no choice but to take the lead in running towards the coordinate point, as long as he crossed the river before others, other things were not important.