Zhu Bajie returned to the hall, and Sun Wukong asked, "Is it hidden?"

"Hide is hidden, it's just splashed with dirty water, don't call me stinky!" Zhu Bajie said as he climbed onto the altar.

"You've always been stinky, when did I tell you about you?

Zhu Bajie didn't care about Sun Wukong's ridicule, wiped his clothes with both hands, grabbed the baked cake with one hand and bit it, and grabbed the big steamed bun with the other hand. This time, I opened my belly and ate to my heart's content, eating fruit plates, dim sum, rice, baked cakes, oil cakes, steamed cakes, fruits, and big steamed buns, whether raw or cooked, just eat them in my stomach.

Sun Wukong didn't eat much fireworks, but only ate a few fruits.

Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha were swept away, using both hands, and it didn't take long for them to eat all the offerings, and there were only some cups, plates and saucers left on the offering, and the ground was full of stone peels.

Zhu Bajie touched his stomach and said, "Why did you two eat so much? The old pig was only half full!

After the three of them finished eating, Sun Wukong deliberately did not leave, and sat there with Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha, chatting nonsense.

Suddenly, footsteps sounded, and a small Taoist priest walked in, and the three of them were busy silent. The little Taoist priest didn't hold the lamp in his hand, so he groped in with the faint starlight, squatted down and reached out to the ground to touch everywhere, muttering to himself: "It should be here, why isn't it? If you lose it, tomorrow the master will blame you!"

Suddenly, there was a clanging sound, and the little Taoist priest touched a copper handbell and smiled to himself: "So it's here!"

He found the lost object, his heart was overjoyed, his nerves relaxed a little, and he was about to go out, when he suddenly heard the sound of breathing in the hall. He was startled, scared, and hurried out. Before I went out, I stepped on a piece of fruit peel and slipped on the ground.

The little Taoist priest got up and was about to reach out to touch the handbell, when a gloomy laugh suddenly sounded in the hall, but Zhu Bajie couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.

The little Taoist priest thought it was haunted, so he was so frightened that his hair stood on end, and he stumbled out, until he ran outside the abbot of the old Taoist priest in the backyard, and shouted through the door: "Master, Master, Master, no, no, no......"

The three old Taoist priests were still asleep, and opened the door and asked, "What's wrong?"

The little Taoist priest said tremblingly: "The disciple forgot the handbell, I went to the main hall to look for it just now, and I heard someone laughing, I don't know if it is a person or a ghost?

"Bring the lamp and see what kind of evil thing it is?"

The old Taoist priest gave an order, and the little Taoist priest hurriedly called out the large and small Taoist priests in the two corridors, and everyone carried lanterns and followed the three old Taoist priests to the main hall to check.

When Sun Wukong saw someone coming, he pinched Monk Sha with his left hand, twisted Zhu Bajie with his right hand, and signaled the two of them to stop moving.

The Taoist priests walked into the hall with lanterns, and looked at them back and forth, left and right, and the more they looked, the more suspicious they became, and Huli Daxian said, "Don't you see anyone?

"It's like a human eater! The skin has been peeled, and the core has been spit out, why don't you see people?" Lu Li Daxian stared at the peel and the core.

"Senior brother, we reverently chant the scriptures here day and night, and it is the name of the imperial court, which may have alarmed Tianzun, so Grandpa Sanqing came down and came to receive these offerings. Looking at this appearance, it is not long after eating, maybe the immortal driver is still in the palace! We might as well worship the Heavenly Venerable and beg for some holy water and golden pills, so that your Majesty can live forever, guard the country, and benefit all the people, but isn't it also our merit?"

"That's right. Huli Daxian turned around and ordered: "Disciples, make fun, chant sutras, call a few people to get the Dharma robes, and we will worship and pray!"

The masters were all the king and the people in their hearts, and the little Taoist priests were also very excited, so they obeyed the order to get the Dharma robes to wear, took the musical instruments in their hands, and arranged them neatly in two rows in the main hall. When there was a chime, they opened their mouths together, and the sound of chanting sounded, and a volume of "Huangting Tao Te Ching" was recited.

Huli Daxian wore a magic robe, held a jade slip, came to the statue of Sanqing and danced with his hands, chanted words in his mouth, fell to the ground after the dance, and prayed to the statue devoutly: "Sincere fear, return to the head." Ministers and others promote religion and look up to the void. Destroy the monks and slang, and respect the glory. Repair the treasure hall, the imperial court. Guangchen offerings, hanging the dragon flag. Candles are held all night, and the town is fragrant. Sincerity is reached, and every inch is reverent. Today, he drove down and did not return to the fairy car. I hope to give some Jindan holy water, enter the imperial court, live longer than Nanshan, the emperor will be forever, and the people will be forever!"

After praying, he knelt down and bowed down in front of the statue of the three gods of Sun Wukong, and the other Taoist priests also worshipped devoutly behind.

Listening to his congratulatory speech, he said, "The ministers and others are revitalizing", they proclaimed themselves ministers to Sanqing, and said that they were revitalizing, and it seemed that they were really ordered to destroy the monks and prosper the Tao, but I don't know whose order they were served? "It seems that they came to promote Taoism, they were very diligent, and they also sincerely benefited the king and the people.

Zhu Bajie is also from Taoism, after hearing these words, he was apprehensive, and suddenly felt a little reluctant, and quietly said to Sun Wukong: "This is our fault!

Sun Wukong screwed him again, and Zhu Bajie had to shut up.

Sun Wukong suddenly spoke, and said in a majestic and deep voice: "Junior Xiaoxian, don't say hello first, we came from the Pan Tao Meeting, and we didn't bring the Jindan Holy Water, and we will give it to you another day!"

When the Taoist priests heard the Sanqing Statue suddenly speak, some were afraid, some were happy, and some said in trembling voices: "Grandpa......!

Luli Daxian also stepped forward, knelt down next to Huli Daxian and bowed: "Raise your head and do Dancheng." Weichen returned to his fate and pitched up to Sanqing. Since coming to this world, Xingdao has eliminated monks. The king was pleased and respected Xuanling. Luo Tian Dajiao, read the scriptures all night. Fortunately, Tianzun did not give up, and descended to the court. Bow down and look up to grace. It is necessary to leave some holy water to prolong life with the disciples. ”

He said that since he came to this world, he has been exterminating the monks, and it seems that he really came from other places to exterminate the monks.

"Senior brother, it's terrible, another prayer, what should I do?" On the altar, Monk Sha quietly touched Sun Wukong.

"Give them some!" Sun Wukong said softly.

"Where is it?" Zhu Bajie was worried.

"You just look at me, I have it, and you all have it. Sun Wukong smiled.

Under the altar, the Taoist priests had stopped blowing and beating, and they all knelt there to beg for holy water.

Sun Wukong pretended to be in a tone and said: "Junior little immortal, you don't need to bow down! If I don't leave some holy water for you, I'm afraid I will ruin your interest, and if you want to give it to you like this, it's too easy!"

"It's not easy! It's not easy! It's not easy, Tianzun! The disciple has been cultivating for hundreds of years before he can be lucky enough to see Tianzun, it's not easy!" When the Taoist priest heard that the Great Tianzun's tone was loosened, it seemed that he wanted to have a gift, and he was surprised to lead the little Taoist priests to kowtow and beg together: "Wanwang Tianzun remembers the respectful meaning of the disciple, and give some holy water! My disciple preaches morality and invites the king to respect Xuanmen!"

Sun Wukong said: "In that case, bring the utensils!"

The Taoist priests were ecstatic and kowtowed together to give thanks. The three old Taoist priests took matters into their own hands and went around looking for vessels to hold water. Huli Daxian moved a large water tank to put it on the hall, thinking that he could hold more. Luli Daxian didn't find a big one for a while, so he brought a sand basin and put it on the offering table, a little closer to the statue of the Three Qing Saints. Yangli Daxian took a large vase, took out the flowers, poured out the water, and placed it at the foot of the middle of the Sanqing Holy Statue, closer to it.

"Go out, all of you, close the door, lest you leak the heavens, we will give you holy water!"

The Taoist priests knelt under the altar again, kowtowed, retreated, and closed the temple door.

When everyone withdrew, Sun Wukong stood up, took the nearest big vase, put it under his crotch, lifted the tiger skin skirt, and peed. In the end, he is a fairy figure, and even the urine is terrifying, looking at his small figure, he actually sprinkled a vase of urine.

The Taoist priest begged for holy water and gave him some urine?

When Zhu Bajie saw it, he was playful, and said with a smile: "Brother Monkey, I have been brothers with you for a few years, only this time you know the old pig's mind best." I've just eaten so much and I'm about to do this!"

Zhu Bajie got up with a hum, next to the offering table, sticking to the sand box, lifting his clothes, and making a noise, as if he was pouring water, more generous than Sun Wukong, and rustling urine in a sand box.

Monk Sha did not show weakness, walked over, and sprinkled half of the jar of urine in the big water tank.

The three of them were all full of food and drink just now, and this soak of urine was very pleasant. After peeing, Sun Wukong beckoned everyone to return to their original positions, tidy up their clothes, and still sit on the altar.

"Little immortals, get the holy water!" Sun Wukong called softly.

The Taoist priests waited respectfully at the door, and when they heard the summons of the Great Heavenly Venerable, the three old Taoist priests took the lead, and the old and small Taoist priests pushed open the door of the temple and walked in, kowtowed and thanked them, and happily carried the cylinder, the basin and the bottle, and the bottle, all got together, ready to distribute the holy water.

There is so much holy water, it is really unexpected, the three Heavenly Venerables are really so favored!

The holy water reflected the holy light under the light of the stars and the moon, and the three old Taoist priests were excited, and their eyes lit up.

"Apprentice, take a bell and taste it!" Huli Daxian couldn't help but want to try it.

The little Taoist priest next to him hurriedly went to get a tea bell and handed it to Huli Daxian.

Huli Daxian took the tea bell, scooped out a bell of holy water in the water tank, put it to his mouth, and drank it big. After squinting my eyes and savoring it for a while, I suddenly felt that the taste seemed to be a little wrong!