Too lazy to take care of this faceless king, paced in front of the queen, at this time due to the injury was even more weak and charming, Tang Song looked at it for a long time and couldn't help but regret it: "Qingben is a beautiful woman, but what is a demon." ”

"Holy Monk spare his life!"

The national teacher seemed to wake up like a dream, got up and rushed to Tang Song, and just wanted to say goodbye to be kicked out by the monkey next to him, plucked off a hair and blew it gently, turning into a golden rope to tie the national teacher firmly.

"The Great Sage spares his life!

The national teacher knelt on the ground, pounded his head like garlic, and kept begging: "The villain knows that his sin is unforgivable, but the queen is bewitched by the villain, and the holy monk is merciful, please spare her life, and the villain will be a cow and a horse in the next life to repay the great kindness." ”

"Hmm, there is adultery!" Tang Song suddenly became interested, a heavenly horse and a Bi Ma Wen, all day long Hongchen accompanied the horse galloping, for a while he rode her, and then for a while she rode him, riding and riding inevitably rode out of feelings.

Knowing some indescribable pictures in his brain, Tang Song couldn't help but ask with his eyes lit up: "What is the relationship between you and the queen?"

The national teacher's spirit was lifted, and he felt the hope of survival, and hurriedly said: "The villain is also a wild horse who has attained the Tao, and he has been ranked in the immortal class for a hundred years of penance, and he has been named Heavenly Court Bi Ma Wen. The queen was originally a royal horse in the heavenly court, there was a period of time when she was bedridden, the villain took care of her all day long, and under the condition of getting along day and night, it was inevitable to have private feelings, and that period of time was the happiest time in the villain's life. The national teacher glanced at the queen affectionately, and the two looked at each other and smiled, and Tang and Song were trembling when they saw it.

"But when the matter was finally revealed, twenty years ago, the matter of the two of us was discovered by the Heavenly Court, and the Jade Emperor was furious and demoted me and her to the mortal world for violating the rules of heaven, which gave birth to today's incident. But the villain has known her in this life, and he has no regrets!" The national teacher and the queen looked at each other with affection, their eyes flowed with affection, Tang and Song blocked between the two, but it was quite like a pair of landlord bullies with lovers who deliberately broke up in romance novels.

"Is this the end?" Tang Song rubbed his hands, "There is no car accident, no amnesia, no terminal illness, and they are not even brothers and sisters, where are the tears! Besides, the storyline is too old-fashioned, and the structure is incomplete, there is really no way to move the poor monks! Wukong, it is better to kill them, let them reunite in hell, it can be regarded as the last meager power that the poor monks can do." Tang Song looked embarrassed, but kept sneering in his heart, what a poignant love story, but you even prepared the dragon trapping order in advance, and sincerely told the poor monk that everything is a coincidence, everything is providence, you are fooling around here!

The national teacher looked confused, he didn't understand what was going on in society now, ordinary people hearing this touching love story, shouldn't they all be moved by the greatness and impermanence of love first, and then applaud and salute their adherence to love and their struggle against fate, and finally let them go with righteousness?

However, the national teacher did not give up hope, and then tried to say: "The holy monk is slow, the westward road is treacherous, although my husband and wife do not have much ability, but as long as the holy monk is willing to spare the villain's life, I will follow the work of dogs and horses all the way to the west." ”

"Oh, what can you all do?" Tang Song asked lazily.

Seeing that Tang Song's tone was slightly relaxed, the national teacher hurriedly hit the railway while it was hot: "Naturally, there are great sages and true dragons to subdue demons and eliminate demons, but my husband and wife are willing to act as holy monk mounts." ”

The white dragon horse snorted vigorously next to him, these two little bitches actually wanted to grab the job!

"Anything else?" Tang Song asked expressionlessly.

"The holy monk is saying—"

"Can you freestyle?"

"What's the Obi?"

"Wukong, kill!"

Sun Wukong's eyes moved slightly, and he blew out in a gentle breath, turning into a huge demonic qi in the air and directly submerging the two.

There was a constant sound of 'silk' in the air, and the national teacher and the queen were corroded and dried at a speed that was almost visible to the naked eye, and in the blink of an eye, they turned into a pile of powder, and the wind blew and dissipated in the air.

Tang Song looked at all this in front of him coldly, without the slightest sympathy in his eyes, the road to the west, you live or die. Those who want to kill themselves are all such demons!

When the king of the country of Ha Xuan on the side saw such a miserable scene, he was so frightened that his face was like earth and his whole body trembled, and it took a long time before he came over tremblingly, clapped his hands tremblingly, and said: "Good kill! Holy monk is wise, such a demon deserves such a fate!"

Tang Song rubbed his cheeks, and was speechless for a moment, big brother, please don't come to show the lower limit again, okay?

In order to thank the holy monk, the widow specially prepared a table of banquets, and hoped that the holy monk would appreciate the light. ”

Tang Song nodded, this catastrophe was finally over, and the nerves that had been tense finally relaxed, and it was time to relax.

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At this time, in the spacious hall, the lights were brilliant and the singing and dancing were leveled, and more than a dozen graceful dancers kept putting on a seductive dance posture, like a butterfly wearing flowers and wandering around everyone, with a white waist, slender thighs, delicate faces and charming dancing postures, which made Tang and Song dizzy and wanted to spurt blood.

At the banquet, the ministers pushed their glasses and changed their glasses, and talked loudly, and even the guards and generals were drunk and carrying wine jugs, and surrounded the dancing girl with squinting eyes, and from time to time they put their hands up and down, attracting a burst of coquettish shouts.

Tang Song leaned on the table, teasing the beautiful women beside him while sipping wine; the monkey was standing on the high table at this time, carrying a huge wine vat more than one person high, raising his head and constantly pouring it into his mouth, like a whale dragon absorbing water, and a group of civil servants and military generals around him all applauded, and the monkey face of the already excited monkey became even more red.

"Elder, thanks to your help this time, otherwise the consequences will be unimaginable, and the widow will personally toast the elder. At this moment, the king of Harba Kingdom walked to Tang Song with a wine jug, personally poured a full wine glass for Tang Song, and said with a grateful face.

Tang Song nodded lightly, raised his head and wiped the wine dry, "It is our duty to subdue demons and eliminate demons, as long as Your Majesty does not blame the poor monk for meddling in things." ”

The elder laughed, and it was too late for the widow to be grateful, so how could he blame him. The king of the country of Harba hurriedly said, seeing that Tang and Song's eyes kept rolling on those dancing girls, he couldn't help coughing lightly, and said seemingly casually: "The holy monk's Buddhism is profound, but it's a pity that my country doesn't understand Buddhism, and I don't know if I have the honor to explain one or two to promote Buddhism." ”

"Huh?" Tang Song was already a little drunk, put down his wine glass and glanced at the king in confusion.

The king of the country of Ha Xuan waved slightly, and two dancing girls scratched their heads and stepped forward, "Holy monk, look, do these two people have Buddha fate, can they have this honor to listen to the holy monk's lectures?"

"This—it's not appropriate!" Tang Song's eyes were about to pop out, but he still pretended to be embarrassed.

"What's wrong with this, is it possible that the holy monks don't want to promote the Dharma in our country?" the king of the country of Hara took a deep breath, and he had the urge to beat people.

"Alas, the poor monk looks at you and others who are dedicated to the Buddha, and it is really difficult to refuse. Tang Song sighed before 'reluctantly' agreeing, well, really reluctantly......

"It's not too early, why don't you two hurry up and help the elder to go to the back—to study the Dharma. ”

Tang Song glanced at the still bright sky outside, and said in his heart!

With a wave of their hands, the two dancing girls tightly held Tang and Song Dynasty one left and one right, and their towering breasts rubbed their arms from time to time, which made people's hearts even more ape.

Tang Song was full of benefits at this time, bowed slightly all the way, and walked into the room together in the laughter of the two beauties.

Pretending to be drunk, he staggered all the way to the big bed with the two beauties in his arms, causing a coquettish cry.

"Didn't the elder say that he wanted to explain the Dharma to the little girl? A dancing girl stroked her lips, her slender fingers quietly slid across Tang Song's chest, and she laughed.

"Don't be in a hurry, the poor monk will explain it in detail for you!" Tang Song laughed lewdly, and was about to take action, but suddenly felt a violent colic in his abdomen, as if countless steel knives in his abdomen were tumbling and stirring.

"Ahh

The severe pain couldn't help but make Tang Song scream, and he kept rolling on the bed like a big fish on the shore. What's even more terrifying is that a trace of black-purple blood quietly overflowed the corners of his mouth, and the skin on his body has begun to faintly blacken.

"Someone poisoned!"

Tang Song clenched his teeth, the severe pain intensified, but the strength in his body was disappearing little by little, and in the end, he didn't even have the strength to roll, his chest rose and fell, and only the sound of rough panting remained.

"Ah~~~~~h

Seeing Tang Song's miserable appearance, the two dancing girls were so frightened that they suddenly let out a scream, and ran out of the door with a disgraced face.

After a while, I felt a chaotic sound of footsteps, and a group of people hurried over, Tang Song used his last strength to break open his eyelids, only to vaguely see the monkey jumping in and the king of Harba country with a panicked face.

"Hurry up and pass on the Imperial Doctor!"

Finally, the king could be heard shouting loudly, as if from the distant sky, and then he lost consciousness completely.