"What is the plot after saving Sun Wukong in the original book?" Tang Song knocked on the door of his head, and his impression was not very deep, it seemed that he had subdued the little white dragon or something, but forget it, anyway, the current world has completely departed from the direction of the original work, even if he knows, it is still useless, I just hope that he will die as little as twice in the future.

I have to say that the road to the west is really difficult, and there are some poor mountains and bad rivers along the way, and there are few bright roads. After only a few days, Tang Song and Sun Wukong passed through a barren mountain again.

"Monk, this barren mountain and wild mountain monster likes to haunt the most, you should be careful. Sun Wukong said to Tang Song while holding the white horse, obviously trying to scare Tang Song.

Tang Song pursed his lips, no matter how careful he was to use an egg, he couldn't beat and run away from those monsters.

"Great Sage, we are also companions now, why don't I call you Wukong, you call me master-" Seeing the fierce light flashing in Sun Wukong's eyes, Tang Song hurriedly coughed twice: "There's no need, just call the poor monk's real name Tang Song, and it seems closer, what do you think?"

Sun Wukong waved his hand impatiently: "You are in charge of such trivial matters, don't bother me again." ”

Tang Song smiled and nodded, "Then Wukong, you see it's almost noon, it's boring to gnaw on some dry food a few days ago, I know that you will be that somersault cloud, a heel is 108,000 miles, it's very convenient, why don't I order some dishes, you remember, and then go to any restaurant to get some wine and food back, improve the food, you think it's good." ”

Seeing that Sun Wukong was silent, Tang Song continued: "You look like roast chicken, roast duck, bowl of steamed pork, braised elbow, sauce beef or something, just take a little bit of the same, let's not be greedy." By the way, don't forget to blanch another pot of old wine, take two small glasses, let's eat and drink at the same time, wouldn't it be happy!"

Monkey King: "......"

"If you are blind, did you choose to learn from the scriptures?"

"For us who practice Buddhism, there is not enough outside the body to be chaotic, wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha has left it in his heart, and you will slowly understand these Wukong in the future. ”

Sun Wukong was speechless for a while, and only after a long time did he snort coldly, "Then you will get some silver taels for Lao Sun, and I will go back when I go." ”

"Silver taels?" Tang Song's eyes widened, as if he had heard something incredible, "Where can the dignified Monkey King get some food to give them face, who has such a big courage to dare to ask for any silver taels! Besides, such dirty things, the poor monks never take them to heart." Tang Song touched the monk's robe, which meant that there was no money.

What kind of monk is this! If you want to eat meat and drink wine, you can forget it, but in the end, you still want to eat white food! Even if Sun Wukong has lived for hundreds of years, he will inevitably be dumbfounded.

"You let my grandson steal?"

"Of course not!"

"That's pretty much it. ”

"I'm letting you rob it!"

......

"That's it, my grandson is gone!"

"Wait!" Seeing Sun Wukong standing up, Tang Song hurriedly stopped.

"Wukong, you might as well draw a circle for the poor monk before you leave. "Tang Song has fully learned the lessons of the previous times, in case this monkey just left, and a few monsters and beasts or something like that, his life would have to be lost.

Monkey King: "What's that?"

Looking at Sun Wukong's bewildered expression, Tang Song hurriedly explained, and after dancing for a while, Sun Wukong finally understood the meaning.

"You can figure out Lao Sun's methods. Sun Wukong sneered, but he didn't refuse, and the golden hoop stick touched the ground lightly and was ready to move.

"Wait!"

"What's the matter with you?!" Sun Wukong's eyes were on fire, staring at Tang Song angrily, he was already an active and frizzy character, how could he not be upset and upset when he stopped repeatedly.

"Uh...... It's not a big deal, I mean it's better to draw a bigger circle for you, and it's better to go farther in case it's convenient for poor monks. Tang Song said timidly.

Monkey King: "......"

"Okay!" Sun Wukong clapped his hands, with an inexplicable look in his eyes, "As long as you stay in this circle obediently, you will only be protected by the demon beast that can't touch you." ”

Tang Song looked at the protective ring with a diameter of five or six meters, nodded with satisfaction, and felt a great sense of security in his heart.

"Then my grandson is going too!"

Calm has returned to the mountains, with only the occasional breeze blowing through and rustling with debris of fallen leaves.

Tang Song leaned on the side of the horse, bored, and suddenly saw several big men coming out of the forest in the distance, each holding a sword, fierce and vicious, and he didn't look like a good person.

"Big brother, come on, I found a lonely monk here!" Obviously, these people also saw Tang Song and hurriedly ran to this side.

"Your sister, why do others often have some pleasant things happen when they come to the budding rice field in the grove, and when they get to Lao Tzu, they will take one step at a time. Tang Song hurriedly got up, but thinking of the protective circle that Sun Wukong drew before leaving, his heart suddenly settled, and Shi Shiran sat down again.

"A few donors, please stay and don't come to the poor monks again, otherwise there will be a great disaster. Seeing a few people approaching, Tang Song said unhurriedly, flicking the sleeves of his robe, quite the style of a 'master' on the street.

"Hahahaha! Big brother, this monk has a broken head, and he even persuaded us to come!" Hearing what Tang Song said, several people laughed, and one of them shouted: "Monk, listen well! Lao Tzu is a robber in this mountain, killing people without blinking, and those who know each other will hand over all the valuable things on their bodies, and maybe they can spare your life." ”

Tang Song's face remained unchanged, and he sighed and said: "The poor monk advises you again, the sea of suffering is boundless, and turning back is the shore, you don't go forward again, otherwise you will definitely be killed." ”

"Kill me?!Damn, it seems that your monk is toasting and not eating and drinking, and my brothers tied him up for me!" Several people scolded and walked forward, and in the blink of an eye, they were already on the edge of the protective circle.

"Alas, I would have turned my heart to the bright moon, but the bright moon shone on the ditch. It seems that several donors are destined for this catastrophe, good and good. Tang Song had a compassionate look on his face, but he sneered in his heart: Wait a while, Lao Tzu will teach you to be a new person in minutes!

Then, under Tang Song's confident gaze, several people slowly walked into the circle, but nothing happened, yes! You read that right, nothing happened.

...... Awkward ellipsis

"What the hell is going on?!" Tang Song's eyes were so hung that he couldn't stare, isn't this a cheat! What the hell is going on with the monkey? Can you be more serious about doing things? Be careful to deduct your salary!

"A few kings, we have something to say, and the gentleman doesn't move his mouth, so as not to insult Sven. Tang Song looked at the robbers who were approaching with a sinister smile on his face, and said tremblingly.

"Hmph!" several robbers snorted coldly, and without saying a word, they surrounded themselves and kicked them in a circle, "I'll let you turn back to the shore! I'll let you Mingyue Ditch! I'll let you kill you! I'll let you humiliate Sven!"

"Hey, fuck you, you're waiting, who's going to hit me in the face!Hey, why are you kicking the birds, who's going to touch my ass, get out of ......."

After a while, Tang Song got up with a groan and touched his face, these calves are really dark, and they pick sensitive parts.

"You monk still have some scheming, but how can this kind of trick scare our brothers!" a robber who seemed to be the leader walked over and patted Tang Song on the shoulder, laughing and saying.

The other touched the white horse on the side, "Big brother, this horse is a good product, and it should be worth a lot of silver taels." ”

"The luggage is also here, and there should be some valuables in it. ”

"Look closely, this monk is also fine-skinned and tender-fleshed, like a girl, hahahaha!"

Tang Song's face turned green when he heard this, isn't it? Could it be that he has encountered a hard stubble today? These calves are also very natural, this is a chrysanthemum is about to turn into a sunflower, they are going to play with me! No, I have to delay as much time as possible, the hero will not suffer the immediate loss, and it will not be too late to settle the account when the monkey returns.

Thinking of this, Tang Song tried to put on a smiling face, "A few kings-"

"Poof!"

Tang Song was about to say something, when he suddenly felt a chill in his chest, and a long knife pierced through his chest, and then a familiar pain followed.

Lowering his head and looking at the tip of the knife exposed on his chest, Tang Song suddenly felt so aggrieved, should he be so happy!

"Old Seven, what are you doing?!"

"Big brother, this monk's luggage and horses are here, it's useless to keep him, it's better to kill him. ”

"Tsk, it's a pity that the skin is thin and the meat is tender. ”

"Big brother, please respect yourself!"

......

"Lao Tzu's corpse will not be desecrated in some kind of cruel and inhumane desecration!" With the last trace of concern, Tang Song lost consciousness.