Chapter 203: Evil Thoughts Are Everywhere
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Yu Han sat alone on the top of the Jewel Peak, closing his eyes and practicing.
When the sun rose in the east, Niu Zhu carried an axe and walked up from the bottom of the mountain.
"Fourth junior brother, it's so early"
"Early. β
Yu Han focused on meditating, and only responded simply. His one-word answer was quite polite. If it had been the past, he would not have paid attention to Niu Zhu at all. Since returning from the gate of purgatory, the relationship between the two has improved greatly.
Niu Zhu sat down beside Yu Han and did not start practicing, but asked:
"Fourth Senior Brother, you've been the first to come every morning lately, why?"
"I still need to ask, I'm going to work hard to be the leader of the sect!"
Yu Han's answer was straightforward, his eyes still did not open, and he continued to concentrate on practicing.
"Do you want to be the sect leader?" Niu Zhu shook his head and sighed one word: "Hanging." β
Yu Han suddenly opened his eyes and said unconvinced: "Where am I not as good as the three of you?"
Niu Zhu muttered: "You are stronger than me now, and you may be stronger than senior sister in the future, but the third junior brother ...... You're afraid it's hard to surpass. β
Yu Han frowned slightly, and said in a deep voice: "I know this without you saying it, so I came early every day." I believe that as long as I am willing to work hard and work harder than him, I will be better than him one day!"
"You...... Do you really think so?" Niu Zhu said disapprenously: "I thought you would find out before me." Don't you think that Master treats the Third Senior Brother differently than he treats us?"
Yu Han glanced at Niu Zhu and said suspiciously: "Second Senior Brother, you seem to be a little strange today, you pay attention to others behind your back, this is not like your style." β
Niu Zhu unnaturally groped for the axe with his hand, bowed his head and said, "Alas, my situation is similar to yours. I like my sister, but my sister is ...... Alas, no more. Senior brother, actually, I want to ask you one thing today......"
"I knew you were in trouble!" Yu Han slapped his thigh, "You have something to say, I'm the most annoying!"
Niu Zhu swallowed and said, "Your tiger tail spirit snake...... Can you lend me two days?"
"I thought something was wrong. Yu Han agreed: "Okay, you wait for me to ......"
As he spoke, Yu Han put his hand behind his back and groped for a moment, his expression suddenly showed a burst of pain, his eyes suddenly widened, and the tiger tail spirit snake was dragged down with a "chirp".
Niu Zhu frowned and said, "Senior brother, every time you pull it off, does it hurt so much?"
"It's okay, just get used to it. Yu Han smiled bitterly, handed the tiger tail spirit snake towards Niu Zhu, and suddenly withdrew his hand and said, "Alas!
Niu Zhu's body was shocked, and he hurriedly asked, "What's wrong?"
Yu Han admonished, "Second Senior Brother, I have to remind you. When this snake bites your buttocks, you must not hide, otherwise he will bite harder, and then you will have a sore butt when you lie on the bed, so you can only sleep on your stomach. β
Niu Zhu breathed a sigh of relief and said casually, "Thank you for reminding me." β
"Well, here you go. Han said and handed it over.
Just as Niu Zhu was about to be caught, he suddenly heard an angry female voice shouting: "The surname is Niu!
Yu Han suddenly withdrew his hand, looked up, and found that the person who spoke was Jiang Ling.
Jiang Ling clenched a folding fan, and that posture was like holding a murderous kitchen knife in his hand!
Seeing this, Niu Zhu suddenly slipped away and hid behind Yu Han.
Jiang Ling was aggressive, approaching step by step, and yelled at Yu Han: "Fourth, you get out of the way!"
"What's the matter, Senior Sister?" Yu Han remained motionless and asked, "Second Senior Brother, how did I offend you?"
Being asked like this, Jiang Ling's cheeks suddenly flashed with a hint of redness.
Yu Han became more and more puzzled, it was the first time he saw this senior sister blushing.
Jiang Ling raised his hand angrily, pointed at Niu Zhu's nose and said, "He! He's a wolf in cow's skinβa big pervert!"
Yu Han disagreed: "Senior sister, if you want to say that I am a pervert, I deserve it, but if you want to say that the second senior brother is sexy, I think even if he has a lustful heart, he has no lustful courage." β
Jiang Ling bit his lip and said, as if he had finally made up his mind, and said angrily: "He secretly peeked when I was bathing, and took the opportunity to take my bag containing treasures!"
Yu Han turned his head to look at Niu Zhu, and said with a smile: "Second Senior Brother, I didn't expect you to have this ability, it seems that I will have to ask you for advice in the future." β
Jiang Ling was annoyed and ashamed, and was about to raise his hand to fight with Yu Han, when he suddenly heard a familiar voice from the bottom of the mountain:
"Senior sister, why is it so early today?"
Jiang Ling turned his head when he heard the sound and found that the person who spoke was Niu Zhu!
Yu Han was suddenly startled, and another Niu Zhu appeared in front of him, one Niu Zhu stood behind him, and the other Niu Zhu stood behind Jiang Ling. These two cow bamboos, whether they are dressed, looked, or voiced, are exactly the same!
Jiang Ling suddenly realized, the fan suddenly pointed behind Yu Han, and shouted, "That's fake!"
The "fake cow bamboo" flashed in his eyes, and he was about to reach out from behind to snatch the tiger tail spirit snake in Yu Han's hand, but he didn't expect Yu Han to react in time, and suddenly dodged and stood beside Jiang Ling.
Jiang Ling rushed over with an arrow step, and it was a fan in the head!
The head of the "fake Niu Zhu" was hit, but it didn't move, but another Niu Zhu screamed out with an "oops", and fell to the ground and fainted!
Jiang Ling was shocked, hurriedly retracted his posture, lowered his head and stretched out his hand to test Niu Zhu's snort, and breathed a sigh of relief after finding that he still had a trace of breath. She was very strong just now, and she was already dying if she was weak.
"No, Senior Sister!" Yu Han looked stunned, pointed to the axe in the hand of the "fake Niu Zhu", and said suspiciously: "Look! The fake man is holding a mountain axe in his hand. I've used that axe, it's very spiritual, and I only listen to the words of the second senior brother! Unless the second senior brother agrees, no one can take it!"
"Fake Niu Zhu" showed a grim smile on his face, as if he understood that these people had no way to take him, so he didn't run away, just stood and watched the show.
At this time, Su Ji gasped and walked up from the next step of the mountain.
Jiang Ling hurriedly asked, "Third brother, do you know which one is true?"
Looking up and seeing two cow bamboos, Su Ji closed his eyes slightly, looked at it through the fox pupils, and suddenly said, "It seems to be ...... It's all true!"
As soon as the words came out, Yu Han was shocked!
Jiang Ling asked Su Ji urgently: "Standing there...... Is that true?"
"That's right. β
"How did this happen?"
"If you guess correctly, it should be Yin Jiuyou who is making trouble......"
After speaking, Su Ji took out the seven-colored scarecrow and said something in his mouth.
Seeing that the situation was not good, the eyes of the "fake cow bamboo" flashed, and he just wanted to escape, but suddenly his body turned into a black smoke and was inhaled into the scarecrow. In the blink of an eye, the seven-colored scarecrow turned black.
Boom!
The axe fell to the ground, and a large crater was smashed into the ground. At the same time as the "fake cow bamboo" disappeared, a bag fell out, which was the brocade bag that Jiang Ling used to store treasures.
Jiang Ling leaned over to pick up the bag and looked at Su Ji with an inquiring look.
Su Ji explained: "When I learned the Seven Arrows of the Nail Head with Lu Jian Daojun, I inquired about Yin Jiuyou's head lowering technique and how to crack it. There is an extremely advanced spell in the head-lowering technique, which can separate a person's swollen evil thoughts from the body, and manipulate the evil thoughts of the recipient to be used by the caster. It's a pity that Yin Jiuyou provoked the wrong person this time. β
As soon as the words fell, the black scarecrow in Su Ji's hand let out a wicked laugh, and it was still Niu Zhu's voice, "Hehe, it's you who provoked the wrong person!"
At this moment, there was a sound of hurried footsteps under the mountain peak.
Immediately afterwards, a group of registered disciples walked up with great momentum.
Yu Han stepped forward, stood in front of a dark crowd, and said with a straight chest: "This is Everest Peak!
"We have the approval of Chai Song's first seat, and we are here to arrest Niu Zhu!"
Su Ji heard the sound and looked over, only to see that it was a girl who spoke, it was Yun Yi of the Transsonic Pavilion.
"Why do you want to arrest people?" Su Ji stepped forward and asked Yun Yi.
Seeing that it was Su Ji, Yun Yi's tone became slightly polite, "Niu Zhu broke into the Pure Heart Pavilion and other places yesterday and stole the money and treasures of the elders and disciples. β
As soon as the words fell, Lu Renjia, who was in charge of sweeping the floor in the Pure Heart Pavilion, slowly squeezed out of the crowd, pointed to Niu Zhu lying on the ground and said, "This person is defecating in the open on the mountain, scribbling everywhere, and wreaking havoc on the environment!"
"What's more!" the scalper of the Shanzhen Pavilion rushed out of the crowd, pointed at Niu Zhu's nose, and scolded: "You kid ate the ambitious leopard!
Yu Han hurriedly asked, "Spit, did I vomit the food I ate?"
The scalper said angrily: "I heard the disciples of Shanzhen Pavilion say that I saw Niu Zhu spit in every pot with my own eyes, this is definitely not the first time!"
As soon as the words came out, everyone present began to feel nauseous.
Jiang Ling frowned and said to Su Ji: "The embodiment of Niu Zhu's evil thoughts, how can you do all these evil things of stealing chickens and dogs?"
"This is already the limit of the second senior brother's evil thoughts. He can do the most evil thing, and that's it. Su Ji's tone carried a hint of happiness, "Fortunately, it is the second senior brother, if you change to a person with ill intentions, I am afraid that the damage caused will be far more than that." β
Looking at the menacing crowd, Jiang Ling asked anxiously, "You can't let that stupid cow carry so many black pots, right?"
Su Ji fell silent, and after a moment, he said, "There is a way. β