Chapter 0012: The Road Meets the Big Mac

Although he decided not to compete with Sun Wukong for Lan'er, Chen Yi was still 10,000 unwilling, seeing them frowning in front of him. If he didn't want to eat a meal www.biquge.info of rice, he would definitely run outside to blow the wind with a peach.

Fortunately, the old man and his wife were not slow, and after ten minutes, they made a meal and brought it to the table, inviting Chen Yi and his apprentice to enjoy it. Although there is no meat, and there is no oil and water, it is enough for food.

However, Chen Yi did not use the family's bowl, but brought a purple gold bowl and put all the food into it, saying that he was used to using his own rice bowl, but it did not make everyone suspicious.

When the food entered the purple gold bowl, Chen Yi was so excited that he almost looked up to the sky and laughed. The information transmitted from the purple gold bowl to Chen Yi's brain showed that the food in the bowl had become a super baby.

The simple boiled cabbage actually has a 'bubble' function. After eating this cabbage, mysterious bubbles will be hidden in the body. When dropped in water or submerged in fire, bubbles can be activated to protect the owner from harm.

And the ordinary white rice has become no longer ordinary, it has the attribute of 'great power'. After eating, it can make a huge change in the physique, and it has the power of a lot of bulls and tigers.

Where can Chen Yi wait? I wish his mouth was opened wider, and if it was bigger, it would be perfect to swallow the contents of the purple gold bowl in one bite.

Look at Sun Wukong again, this guy is quite gentle, the whole eating process is chewing slowly, and while eating, he tells the Lan'er family about his glorious past, but omits the detail of peeing in Rulai's hands.

Since ancient times, beauties have respected heroes, and when she heard Sun Wukong so bullish, Lan'er was naturally overjoyed, and her heart was moved, and she kept serving vegetables to Sun Wukong and let him eat more.

All this was in the eyes of the second elder, which made them happy and embarrassed.

If the daughter can find such a wishful husband who can go to heaven and earth, it will be a blessing that they have cultivated for eight lifetimes. However, how did a little monk who escorted the Tang Dynasty monks to the west to learn scriptures, and how did he become their son-in-law?

Lan'er and her father thought about it, and finally asked Chen Yi to go aside, and whispered: "Holy monk, I have something to ask for, I don't know if the holy monk can agree?"

As soon as Chen Yi heard it, he knew that the family was beating Sun Monkey's attention. However, he still pretended not to know, and smiled: "Old donor, please speak quickly if you have something to say, and the poor monk should also think about it." ”

"Thank you, Holy Monk. Lan'er's father saluted and said: "Holy monk, I see that the little girl and the high disciple have a very happy conversation, it must be a marriage arranged by God, I wonder if the holy monk can lend the high disciple to me as a son-in-law?"

Hearing this, Chen Yi was petrified. What does it mean to lend Sun Monkey to your family as a son-in-law? Can you still pay it back? Besides, in this situation, without that monkey, you will definitely not be able to do it when you encounter a monster, and you can't borrow it.

But how do you refuse?

Looking at the appearance of the two kissing me and me, as well as the pleading expression of the old man, he said no directly, and he really couldn't open his mouth.

Chen Yi hurriedly ran his head, so that every brain cell was active, and finally his eyes lit up, and he had a way. asked the old man to wait for a while, and pulled Sun Wukong outside the house.

"Wukong, you're a stone monkey, right, a stone monkey can't ......"

"But I like her. Sun Wukong also knew what Chen Yi wanted to say, so he immediately interrupted.

Chen Yi couldn't help but slap the past, hit Sun Wukong's head hard, and said with a slight anger: "You are a monkey! You are a stone monkey! How can a monkey talk about marriage with someone?"

"But I like her. "Sun Wukong is still these simple six words.

At this time, he almost didn't spurt Chen Yiqi's blood. If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't kill this monkey, Chen Yi would have declared war a long time ago. Damn, Lao Tzu likes her too, did you see Lao Tzu go and say it?

I thought so, but when I spoke, Chen Yi was still very sensible: "Wukong, it's not wrong for you to like her, it's okay to stay as a son-in-law." The point is, if I don't escort me to the West Heaven when I come to see you, how can I press you for another 511 years?"

Sun Wukong pulled out the golden hoop stick from his ear with a snort, and grinned: "Then let Rulai taste the taste of my old grandson's golden hoop stick!"

Chen Yi continued to say patiently: "Besides, you are a demon immortal, and your longevity is with Tianqi." And Lan'er is a mortal, how many years can she live?"

"I'll go to Hades again, cross out Lan'er's name, and make her immortal. Sun Wukong smiled proudly.

In this way, Chen Yi found that his IQ was in arrears, why can't he even say that he is a monkey? If he continues like this, he will be the only one on the road tomorrow.

At this moment, how much Chen Yi wanted to see Guanyin appear, and then smash a tight spell on Sun Wukong's head, to see if this monkey dared to talk back.

It's a pity that Guanyin didn't appear at all, and it can't appear, everything can only rely on itself.

In the end, Chen Yi in desperation could only use the last resort. If it still fails, you can only consider yourself unlucky and knock on a door that should not be knocked on.

After taking a few deep breaths, Chen Yi spoke: "Wukong, along the way, I have seen many families marrying relatives, and many newcomers living a happy life. But you're different, you can't do that. ”

"Why is this?" Sun Wukong looked at Chen Yi very seriously.

Chen Yi sighed and said, "They are able to pass on the ancestry and continue the incense." But how can you pass on the family name if you are a monkey that pops out of a crack in a rock? If you cause Lan'er to die in the cave room, how many people will be sad?"

"Boom~~~"

Sun Wukong grinned and kept scratching his head full of monkey hair, looking very painful and difficult to decide.

He doesn't care about anything else, and he can solve it with the Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick. But the candle night in the cave room is not a golden hoop stick, but another stick is used. But his stick is a bit huge, and Lan'er absolutely can't bear it, so she can only die.

This is definitely not the result that Sun Wukong wants, it is impossible for him to hurt Lan'er, let alone die. Therefore, Sun Wukong finally chose to let go, even though he knew that Lan'er was as heartbroken as himself.

Chen Yi didn't feel good in his heart, but he had to do it so in order to let Sun Wukong go on the road together, clear the obstacles for himself, and increase the 'merit points'.

As for Lan'er, she will definitely forget Sun Wukong after a long time, after all, she has only known each other for so long. If she kept remembering and waiting, then after she cultivated the 'Ancient Heart Sutra', she would let them be together.

Even if Lan'er was reincarnated for many lifetimes at that time, she could still be found and complete this marriage.

The next day, Lan'er didn't come to see her off, and Sun Wukong didn't say goodbye to her, maybe it would be much better if they didn't see each other.

Later, along the way, Sun Wukong was very irritable, and he didn't need Chen Yi's orders to kill the beasts and robbers when he saw them, so that the blood stains on the golden hoop stick never dried.

In this way, Chen Yi has earned a lot of 'merit points', and it will soon reach 500. And he converted the food through the purple gold bowl, and his body has also been greatly improved, and he already has a little divine power, which can easily overturn a fierce tiger.

But it is only capable of overturning the tiger, and in the face of the giant at the moment, Chen Yi can only choose to avoid it and hand over the problem to Sun Wukong.