Chapter 3 He Is My Man
"Alas, this is a super-technological world, and the aura is really pitiful. Ye Zhibai walked on the bustling and crowded streets, and the gas cars were speeding in the sky.
Ye Zhibai said inwardly: "There are people with abilities here, and technology is okay, but why don't there be any monks here? Even if there is a little less aura, you can still cultivate a few!"
"The reason is very simple! The structure of the body is different, you have Neidan, you have the spiritual sea, but they don't have it, even if they give them exercises, it is useless, unless you have a body like yours and I will help you open up the spiritual acupoint. ”
"The laws of each world are different, so we have to break the laws, we want eternal life, we want to rebel against the heavens, we have to punish the evil and eliminate the evil..."
Ye Zhibai hurriedly stopped: "Don't you go crazy, okay? It's very noisy, didn't you say that you are already immortal? Didn't you say that you would not be under the control of Heaven for a long time? I'm laughing to death hahaha..."
"Well, isn't it boring in your body? So I just found a few books in other worlds to read, not every one of them has to go against the sky, punish adultery and eliminate evil, I have you a little fascinated... Keep laughing and look around you!"
"Haha... What's wrong with me. ”
"Hey, hello, doctor, we have a guy here laughing for no reason, I suspect he's sick, come here, in China..."
Ye Zhibai looked at the passers-by pointing around him embarrassedly, and left quickly with a little blush.
"Don't go, the doctor will be here soon..."
...
"Well, okay, I see, uh-huh, it's possible that he's the patient who got lost in our hospital, uh-huh. ”
The nurse who answered the phone walked quickly to the dean's office, knocked on the door and said, "The dean's patient has been found, in Huanan Road, east..." ”
"Well, okay, you go down. ”
"I've found my big brother, great, where is he. ”
In the office, a cute little girl about 13 years old threw away the game helmet and said happily.
The dean said respectfully, "Yes, miss, we will send someone to him at once." ”
"Well, I'm going too, he's my savior, should I take my body... What about each other?" said the little girl, with a thoughtful look.
The dean hurriedly said, "Miss, don't be joking, if the master knows, he will be angry." ”
When the little girl heard this, she immediately closed her mouth.
"Hey, don't hang up"
"I'm about to lose, you should come back and fight quickly"
"Tuhao, come back quickly, we can't do it without you..."
The little girl turned to look at the dean and said, "You help me fight, if you lose, you don't want your dean position, I'm going to find the big brother." ”
"Yes, miss, I promise to fight the other side and live on my own. ”
Seeing the little girl leaving, the dean shouted, "Come on, call a few people with special abilities to follow Miss." ”
"Yes"
The dean put on the game helmet and thought, "Although I can't play games, I believe that as long as they wear the young lady's equipment and go forward, they won't run away."
...
Dongcheng District, the area where civilians are located, Ye Zhibai's aura has not changed at all while running, but the strange thing is that the acquaintances he met along the way always pointed at him, and the smile on his face didn't seem to be saying bad things.
"Hey, what's your name, I can't feed you in the future!" Ye Zhibai directly ignored the words of those people.
"My name is Ethereal. ”
Ye Zhibai sighed, then stopped asking, and transferred Xiao Xingqi's aura to be sucked into his body.
Ye Zhibai sighed and said, "There is too little aura, can you only wait for death?"
Lingkong replied: "I have thought of it a long time ago, we have to wait now, wait for that little girl to survive the thunderstorm." ”
"Yes, then we took advantage of her to sneak up on her and kill her. Ye Zhibai said with a sinister smile.
"Stupid, how can I have such a stupid master as you, the thunder tribulation is useless to her at all, she has the purple underworld sword, any calamity can be cut with a sword, we still have to start with her brother. ”
Ye Zhibai slowed down and stood in front of his door, and the door opened automatically with a bang.
"Then what are we going to do? If we don't get it right, we're afraid we'll even die... Someone. ”
Ye Zhibai looked at a woman, only about eighteen years old, with long waterfall-like hair, an elegant dress, a standard melon seed face, a pair of smart eyes with a hint of weakness, and a gentle temperament that made people want to get close.
"Hey, you're Xia Yunrou, the one who borrowed me to copy my homework before. Ye Zhibai relaxed his vigilance and said.
Xia Yunrou said shyly: "Zhibai, I'm here to fulfill my original promise, you will... Isn't it right to marry me? ”
"Well, it would.... Ye Zhibai naturally agreed.
Xia Yunrou smiled happily, and quickly ran to Ye Zhibai and kissed her, her face was slightly hot: "I'll cook for you, you wait a minute." ”
Ye Zhibai looked at Xia Yunrou who was leaving, her face changed, and she said to the ethereal spirit: "What she said just now, I didn't agree!"
"You agreed, you said you would marry her, I just secretly took a look at her memory, you took away someone's first kiss, and peeked at someone taking a bath, and was ... It was also discovered by others, ahhahaha... Why do you still want to repay the debt? Ethereal laughed.
Ye Zhibai's face turned dark, and he didn't remember that he had said this.
"No way, I just remember that she was the little sister of the neighbor next door when I was a child, she just borrowed me to copy homework every time, I don't remember what you said, is that person more similar to me. Ye Zhibai said with certainty.
Ethereal stopped laughing: "Well, that person is you, yes, we may be being used as pawns by some of the big people above, and some memories have been erased." ”
"So what do we do. ”
"It's not a big deal, my memory hasn't been erased, this time I don't recognize you as the master in vain, I don't know how many times stronger than you, it's not that I can't look at your memory and interfere with everything about you. He said in an ethereal and calm tone.
"Beyond the shackles of the Heavenly Dao, but in the end the fate is still in the hands of others, it's not a good feeling! Ye Zhibai chuckled.
"Anyway, I'm just a small person, and I can live for a day! If I die that day, I won't have any regrets. ”
"Really, do you really have no regrets? Do you always feel as if you have forgotten something very important and have been forgotten by you from the beginning. Ethereal whispered.
Ye Zhibai's body shook slightly: "There is, I still have important things to forget." ”
"Really? you.... Never mind. ”
"The rice is ready, it's time to eat. Xia Yunrou said with a blushing face.
Ye Zhibai looked at Xia Yunrou's appearance and couldn't help but pinch her little face gently, and Xia Yunrou's little face suddenly turned redder.
"I really forgot who a very important person is!"