Chapter 1: This style of painting is wrong (one more)

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The golden sun hangs in the air, shining on the whole world.

One of the most prosperous cities in China, the magic capital.

A majestic and vast mountain towers, too majestic, like a sleeping real dragon sitting, and like an ancient sacred mountain standing, full of vicissitudes of ancient atmosphere.

This is Kunlun Mountain.

Kunlun Mountain, also known as Kunlun Xu, China's First Sacred Mountain, the Mountain of Ten Thousand Ancestors, Kunlun Hill or Jade Mountain, is a large mountain system in central Asia and the backbone of the mountain system in western China.

The mountain range starts from the eastern part of the Pamir Plateau in the west, traverses the new Xinjiang, the west and Tibet, and extends to the territory of Qinghai, with a total length of about 2,500 kilometers, an average altitude of 5,500-6,000 meters, a width of 130-200 kilometers, narrow in the west and wide in the east, with a total area of more than 500,000 square kilometers.

Kunlun Mountain, in the cultural history of the Chinese nation, has a prominent position of "the ancestor of ten thousand mountains", and the ancients called Kunlun Mountain the "ancestor of the dragon vein" in China. ”

The ancients believed that there was a fairy "Queen Mother of the West" living in Kunlun Mountain, with a human head and a leopard body, served by two blue birds. It is the Taoist god, and the legendary "Eastern Prince" is in charge of the male and female cultivation of immortals.

All in all, there are too many secrets that cannot be explained by science, and it is one of the most mythical sacred mountains in China.

"Alas, what a special Double Eleven, don't give us these handsome single dogs a way to live......" On the green mountainside, a handsome-faced man sighed, with a "loveless" expression on his face.

Fortunately, this is an extraordinary time, Kunlun Mountain, sparsely populated, and women are even more difficult to find a person for 10,000 meters.

Otherwise, if a girl next door to him heard this, the corners of her mouth would twitch wildly.

Why?

Nima! I don't go to be confessed on the singles' festival, buy flowers and strive to get rid of the single, but I come to visit this Kunlun that is uninhabited and difficult to find women...... You deserve to be single for the rest of your life.

"I heard that more than a month ago, Kunlun Mountain was revealed, and the golden light shone in the blue sky, and I don't know if it's true or not......" Lu Yue walked on the majestic mountain, looking around and muttering.

More than a month ago, an extremely shocking picture suddenly circulated on the Internet Weibo.

In the picture, the top of Kunlun Mountain is filled with golden light, dyeing the sky golden, stones, and earth...... The whole picture seems to have become a golden world, full of sacredness and nobility.

As soon as this extremely shocking "picture" came out, it instantly swept the Internet, and was left by the majority of netizens with various messages, complaints, reprints, screenshots, and emojis...... It is also on the hot search on Weibo, and it is in the limelight.

"Whether it's true or not, you have to go to the top of the mountain to take a look, maybe you can really catch a wild Queen Mother of the West and go home as a wife......" As he spoke, a wicked smile appeared on Lu Yue's delicate face.

As the words fell, Lu Yue's footsteps couldn't help but speed up a few points and walked towards the mountain.

Kunlun Mountain lives up to its reputation, the trees grow unusually tall, the old vines coil like dragons, the vegetation is verdant and verdant, the mountain walls are steep, the waterfalls flow fists, the mountains are majestic, everything seems to be incomparably natural, beautiful.

The beauty of the scenery along the way made Lu Yue's head turn and his eyes looked around, his eyes were full of curiosity, as if he was a tourist who had never been to Kunlun Mountain.

In fact, he really has never been to Kunlun Mountain, although he has lived in the magic capital, a city with Kunlun Mountain, for 19 years, but he has never been to Kunlun Mountain.

Seriously, if he hadn't been able to stand the crazy "show affection and sprinkle dog food" of the three pit friends in his dormitory this time, he would really not want to go out of school.

"Alas, the old man knows that no one is perfect. As he walked, Lu Yue's teasing seemed to understand something, and his eyes flashed with a hint of essence.

The next moment......

"Like Lao Tzu, handsome, talented, and ungodly, he can be called handsome, and he also has more than 30 centimeters in size, cough cough, and he is tall and has a temperament like a fairy...... It can be said that everyone loves it, and people who drive a tram will actually ...... Without money and girlfriends, isn't this the best interpretation of no one is perfect?" Lu Yue had an expression of "Alas! Sure enough, no one is perfect!", and the appearance of being beaten made people want to print the size 43 shoes they were wearing on his face.

Brother Ren: "......"

At this time, although Kunlun Mountain is sparsely populated, it does not mean that there are no people.

No, there happened to be a brother in his twenties who walked past Lu Yue, this brother came not too late, the time was just right, and he listened to all of Lu Yue's words.

Suddenly, the corners of his mouth twitched, and his eyes couldn't help but look at Lu Yue, sweeping from top to bottom, from left to right, and from front to back, looking all over his body.

I've seen shameless, but I've never seen anything so shameless.

You look pretty good, but ...... Handsome?

Who gives you confidence?

And look at the scale of your crotch is just like that, and it is more than 30 centimeters big?

You have to have 30 centimeters, Lao Tzu live chop the cock, and chop off all his 40 centimeter long cock.

With such a thick skin, and bragging about not making drafts, you deserve to have no girlfriend and money.

"Huh?"

Lu Yue seemed to sense the hot gaze of that benevolent brother and turned his head away.

It's okay if it doesn't turn, as soon as he turned his head, Lu Yue saw the benevolent brother who was looking at his whole body with fiery eyes.

In the face of the affectionate gaze of this twenty-year-old brother, Lu Yue, who teased and did not like to suffer (stingy), was particularly thick-skinned, and was very narcissistic, and did not show weakness to go back.

He first shook his hair in a posture that he thought was handsome, the posture was fast and handsome, and then he also returned the favor with a hot gaze, giving him a full-body scan with his gaze.

Quiet!

In this way, the scene fell silent, and the two big men stared at each other, like the legendary "eyebrow flirtation", but Lu Yue's skin was as thick as a wall, but he didn't feel blushing and inappropriate at all.

Nima! This guy can't be a, is he? It's sparsely populated right now, in case he ...... himself No, I'd better go first.

After five or six minutes, Brother Ren felt that Lu Yue's fiery gaze was still looking at him, and suddenly, the corners of his mouth twitched, and then he thought of a terrifying possibility, and looked around again, and found that there were not many people here, and there were many flowers and trees covering it.

Thinking of this, Brother Ren's eyelids jumped, Jubu tightened, and his whole body trembled, and then, with a frightened and contemptuous gaze, he glanced at Lu Yue, and ran away with a "whoosh".

That's as fast as a sports star on TV, if not better.

Lu Yue: "......"

Nima: This style of painting is a little wrong!

"Inexplicable. ”

Lu Yue looked at the smoke, running fast, eager to grow a few more legs, and always felt that this style of painting seemed to be a little wrong, but what was wrong, he couldn't say.

"Leave him alone, go up the mountain, take off the single. ”

Immediately, Lu Yue shook his head, threw away the distracting thoughts in his heart, and thought of catching a wild Queen Mother of the West to take off the single, and strode towards the top of Kunlun Mountain.

ps: Well, let's tease it at the beginning, highlight the character of the protagonist, and get to the main topic in the next chapter.

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