Chapter 22: The Farmer and the Aunt (II)

Li Xiao carried the old man to the edge of the cliff and looked down, and after seeing that the river was more than a dozen battles high from him, he couldn't help but take a deep breath, turned his head sideways and asked the old man behind him: "So, letting you cross the river on the cliff on your back has nothing to do with whether it will be light or not?"

"Wrong!" the old man said proudly: "Let us jump on our backs The probability of death is very low, if we don't jump on our backs, it will be lifeless, only if we use our long-trained loud singing voice with deep brain thinking, can we help you find a glimmer of life, and the aunts responsible for the rescue below will come to the rescue in time after hearing the song!"

"So, it's important to choose a farmer who is strong, can sing, and can't forget words? Unfortunately, you're one of the worst farmers here, with a low voice and a memory loss?" Li Xiao suddenly realized. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½†ļ½

"Don't say that! Although I am a little older, I am still handsome, and those beautiful women who heard my singing will definitely come to rescue me desperately!" The old man was not hit by Li Xiao's words at all, but said in his chest: "You can rest assured! I am different from other farmers, because of my deep internal strength and relatively light body, the time of falling will be delayed for a long time, and there will definitely be beautiful women to come to the rescue!" Even if there is no one to rescue you, I will ride on you when you fall into the water, and I will survive if I have enough time. ā€

Li Xiaozhou was dumbfounded, and opened his mouth to say something, but suddenly an exclamation came from beside him, "Look! Someone is jumping down again!" Looking down, I saw a farmer with his arms outstretched, his legs kicking desperately on the way down, and his mouth screamed bitterly: "Two ...... Ahh

Perhaps it was his loud voice, a laundry aunt not far below suddenly raised her head, jumped up, and a few dragonflies flew up from the water, neatly hugged the falling farmer, turned around, tapped the water under her feet, and slowly sank into the water, and then the three of them struggled desperately on the water surface and splashed countless waves.

It didn't take long for the river to return to calm and two corpses surfaced, it was the farmer and the candidate who jumped off the cliff, and the aunt who rescued the people walked ashore from the bottom of the water, and said with a stupid face: "Fortunately, I pulled them into the water and took two breaths, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to climb up." ā€

"...... If you are saved or you want to die, what is the difference between this and not being saved?"

"It's also impossible to say, there are hundreds of aunts by the river, and they may not all be sacrificed, so they are just unlucky to meet the fat aunt. A farmer looked at the two corpses on the surface of the water and pursed his lips contemptuously, and when he saw a thin aunt in pink clothes looking up at him, his eyes lit up, "My luck is so good! I actually met Huahua!" said him, and he jumped off the cliff with the examinee on his back excitedly.

The farmer who jumped off the cliff was obviously experienced in a hundred battles, he just jumped off the cliff and stepped on the void, the speed of descent stopped immediately, his body stopped in the middle of the cliff and slowly landed, and when he saw the thin aunt in pink running towards him with light skills, his face showed joy, and he opened his mouth and screamed heartbreakingly: "Help! Huahua! I can't swim! Hurry up and save me!"

"I'm coming! Erniu! you hold on!" The thin aunt in pink clothes heard the cry for help and immediately rushed over desperately, approaching the cliff, she jumped up suddenly, her body catapulted upwards like a cannonball, and the farmer who trampled on the void above suddenly stopped moving, and opened her arms to hold the thin aunt who flew up and fell into the river.

After a while, three corpses surfaced on the sea, which were none other than the farmer, the examinee, and the pink-clothed aunt.

"It turns out that not only the people who jump off the cliff are in danger, but also the people who save people!" Li Xiao looked at the three floating corpses on the river stupidly, his head was blank for a while, the first level of this exam is too difficult, right?

"Don't! Don't jump! Don't jump!" At this moment, the young examinee on Wu Daniu's back found him walking towards the edge of the cliff, and hurriedly struggled and shouted.

"Little brother, don't be afraid! It's just a small river, it's nothing! I'm a martial arts master!" Wu Daniu carried the young candidate tightly on his back, walked to the edge of the cliff with great vigour, took a deep breath, bent his knees slightly, jumped suddenly, and rolled down the cliff with his head planted on the ground, and shouted heartbreakingly: "Ah......! I forgot the words! Help! A handsome guy has fallen off a cliff!"

Hearing the word "handsome guy", the aunts who were immersed in laundry on the river bank invariably raised their scarlet eyes, and an obese aunt suddenly got up, lifted her internal strength, stepped on the river surface a few times, came to Wu Daniu and jumped down, and hugged him and the candidate on her back in her arms.

Seeing Wu Daniu's "handsome" black face up close, the hair on the fat aunt's whole body suddenly rose, and a terrible howl came out of her mouth, "Ahh

"It turns out that being ugly is the key to crossing the river. Seeing Wu Daniu and the young candidates who were stuck upside down on the river beach, everyone on the cliff was stunned, and everyone couldn't help but have a glimmer of realization in their hearts.

"Ahh

"Little brother, don't be sad, you are handsome, I am ugly, there is absolutely no problem to cross the river!" on the scholar's back, the rather masculine and handsome farmer grinned at him, revealing a row of white teeth.

"Well, it's good that you're ugly, otherwise we'll be dead when we cross the river!" the scholar hugged the farmer and comforted himself.

Next, the candidates exchanged farmers, and almost all of them crossed the river smoothly, and Li Xiao was also beaten to the river bank by the frightened aunt because of the existence of the old man, although he received a few punches, but he successfully passed the first level.

Saying goodbye to the farmers, the candidates walked through a lush wooded field to a grassy hillside, below which was a dense forest, in which dozens of wooden houses, several of which were still smoking, presumably small villages.

Jijia Village, the second level of Tianxing Academy, candidates need to take various tasks from them according to the requirements of the villagers, and before noon the next day, a total of 20 can be successfully cleared.

Li Xiao, like other candidates, was busy talking to the villagers and taking on various tasks after entering the village.

In the early morning of the next day, the second level of the exam will end at noon, at this moment, there are still nearly 100 candidates in the village who have not received the clearance card and are stranded in the village, and the village where the busy figures of candidates should be seen everywhere is now deserted, with few people on the streets, and even the villagers who issued the tasks are nowhere to be found.

Jijia Village, the entrance of the village.

Under a huge plane tree, Li Xiao, Lin Qing, and Tingxue were staring at the nearly 100 villagers in front of them in amazement, holding hammers, iron pots, hoes and other murder weapons.

Behind the crowd were hundreds of candidates watching the excitement, all of them had puzzled looks on their faces, curiously tiptoeing forward on tiptoe, and many people whispered to each other, and the content of the topic all pointed to Li Xiao and others who were surrounded.

At this moment, a white-haired old man with a strong body, a withered yellow face, and a black circle on his head, who looked to be sixty or seventy years old, and wore a blue servant's suit, took two steps forward, and the noisy crowd immediately fell silent, and all eyes were on him.

"Hey, boy!" The old man looked haggard and seemed to have not slept all night, his eyes flashed with resentment, and he pointed at Li Xiao viciously and said angrily: "Boy, yesterday you took over the task of finding Mrs. from me, what did you do!"

"Playing mahjong. ā€

"Who do you play mahjong with?"

"Madame's husband. ā€

"I asked you to find his wife, what are you looking for his husband for!"

"Of course, tell him that you let me secretly find his wife, let him be careful, and it is best to quit your steward of wolf ambitions. ā€

"The task you accepted is to find Madame, you don't look for Madame well, what are you messing around!"

"What about me, why are you doing to launch the task of 'finding the lady' when you have nothing to do? and sneakily ask someone to help you find it, if you don't have a ghost, why do you want someone to help you find it!"

"Yes, Steward Wang, what are you sneaking into asking people to find my wife!" a middle-aged man with a big belly and wearing a staff uniform stood up and pointed angrily at the old man and asked.

"Old ...... I ...... old man," the old butler's tears were about to flow out, "I...... I...... Woo...... I won't play anymore!" the old butler was speechless for a moment, bit his black lips, and ran out of the crowd with his face covered.

He clapped his hands with Li Xiao tacitly, and the middle-aged man stroked his goatee and laughed heartily: "Haha! I really let the little brother say it right! Steward Wang is really a sissy, by the way, how did you see it, little brother? You must know that he has been with me for more than ten years, and I haven't even found out!"

"Of course I can't find out!" Li Xiaohe said with a smile: "When I was playing mahjong yesterday, Ji Blacksmith told me, and he said that Mrs. Tianzun inadvertently revealed it when she asked him to play the iron whip before yesterday. ā€

"The day before yesterday?" Ji Yuanwai was stunned for a moment, "Didn't Mrs. the day before yesterday say that she would go back to her parents' house?" Suddenly realizing something, he was furious, gritted his teeth, and said, "Damn blacksmith!

Ji Yuanwai rubbed his aching forehead, and when he saw the person he hit, the pupils of his eyes contracted suddenly, and he shouted with little confidence: "What are you doing! It's amazing to look like a blacksmith!" After speaking, he smiled dryly and retreated, turned his head and raised his feet to slip away, but who knew that he accidentally stepped on the air and fell into the ancient well.

"Ahh Hearing his words, the nervous crowd immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

"Boy, do you remember me!" The long eyebrows twisted, and the white-haired old man pointed at Li Xiao angrily and said: "Don't think that Steward Wang's matter will be fine if it is resolved! Yesterday I asked you to name my newborn son, but what did you call it!"

"Ji Lao, what's wrong?" Li Xiao wondered.

"Tell me what the name is, and is it still a human name!" the old man snarled angrily.

"No, I think Ji Lao is very good, if you don't want it, my son will be called Ji Lao in the future. A village woman who was watching said with her eyes shining.

"Yes, my grandson will be called Ji Lao, too!" cried another gray-haired old man with a hunched waist, pulling his eyelids.

"See, right?" Li Xiao pointed at the villagers and said to the old man, "Everyone wants this name......! How's Ji You?"

"You don't know how to name it! It's embarrassing to say such an ugly name!" said a scholar disdainfully, "I think the name Ji You is too cheesy, so I just call it ...... Calling ......" His forehead gradually overflowed with beads of sweat, and his eyes rolled drippingly, and he said excitedly: "Ji You's name is good! I think it's good to be called Ji You!

"Yes, yes!" the crowd echoed.

"Ji Lao, Ji You, both names seem to be in high demand, which one should be called?" the old man thought reluctantly.

"It's not easy. An onlooker said: "The little name is Ji You, and the big name is Ji Lao!"

"Reasonable, reasonable!" the onlookers nodded in agreement.