I saw Liu Mang pounce on Bi Chi in grief, snatch Bi Chi's corpse, tears swirling in his eyes, and his lips were even more purple.

In the next second, the tears finally broke through the last line of defense, "Third aunt, third aunt, third aunt, you can't die, what should I do if you die?!"

Liu Mang's compassionate cry even told the story of the two of them, "You and I have been dependent on each other since childhood, sharing the same bed, phew, sharing joys and sorrows, and always treating me as a little lover, bah, my little brother came to teach me to raise me, and I haven't promised you to leave before I can see each other." ”

"Ding, the host Tian is shameless, and the reward is 1000 shameless points. ”

Liu Mang cried so much that he was shocking, crying ghosts and gods, and the bean-sized tears fell on Bichi's clothes.

In the end, Liu Mang's voice was already hoarse, "I can't imagine that today, the white-haired person sends the black-haired person, ah! ”

Liu Mang, who had just wailed halfway, remembered that his hair was still black, so he stood up, threw the body to the ground, hit his head first, and broke his head and bleed.

Then Liu Mang took out a flowing white wig from his pocket and put it on his head seriously.

I didn't forget to take out the mirror, solemnly smear hairspray, and even designed a hairstyle that I thought was very handsome.

"Ding, the host Tian is shameless, and the reward is 1000 shameless points. ”

After doing all this, Liu Mang squatted down and continued to hold the bloody Bichi.

"I can't imagine that today, the white-haired man sends the black-haired man, ah! Why are you so unfair? If I have to be handsome and chic, I am only eight buckets tall, and you will come at me if you have a kind!"

"Ding, the host Tian is shameless, and the reward is 1000 shameless points. ”

The crowd of onlookers: "... ”

It's so good that he can't die, and a flash of lightning suddenly fell outside, rendering a sad atmosphere for this sad scene.

The entire airport seemed to be shrouded in a thick fog, and the sorrow of the whole world seemed to be pressed against this thin body at this moment, and everything in the world became black and white.

"Woo, woo, husband, they are so pitiful. Under Liu Mang's awesome acting skills, a little girl plunged into her boyfriend's arms and cried to tears.

Accompanied by the cry of the little girl, the entire airport was moved by this picture, and they also burst into tears.

Even the drunk man was stunned, moved by the scene in front of him and regretted, if he didn't have himself, maybe it wouldn't have led to this situation, right?

However, when the drunk man sobered up, he knew that Liu Mang was completely making up, and Bichi didn't have Liu Mang's relatives at all.

Just when Liu Mang was crying bitterly, the ambulance also arrived, and four people got out of the car, carrying a stretcher.

"Where's the patient, where's the patient?" shouted the doctor as he ran into the airport.

Liu Mang couldn't help but wonder, is the dragon set in the novel so mentally retarded? Is it not enough to explain the problem with such a big dead man lying here and so many onlookers?

What made Liu Mang speechless the most was that the little girl who was the first to cry actually ran forward, "Doctor, I know where it is!

Then the little girl ran towards Liu Mang with the doctor in a serious manner, Liu Mang calculated, the straight-line distance between the two was less than fifteen meters.

The doctor who came to Liu Mang comforted: "This gentleman, please control your emotions and cooperate with our rescue." ”

Liu Mang, who had endured it for a long time, finally broke out, "Treat your sister! Don't you see that the person is dead?

"Oh~!" the doctor suddenly realized and waved his hand, "Let's withdraw!"

Seeing that the doctor was so irresponsible, Liu Mang angrily accused: "What kind of doctor are you! Why don't you send me, bah, send her to the morgue?!"

"Morgue?" the doctor looked overjoyed when he heard this, and quickly took out a menu-like thing from his pocket.

"Hello, this is our mortuary package, the current central location is one flat 200,000, if it is too expensive, you can also choose this row on the side, one flat is only 50,000.

Then the doctor flipped through the menu, "We have also launched the Supreme Mortuary Package, so that your loved ones can truly enjoy one-on-one service, and at the same time, the Supreme Morgue has also placed the funeral love eight-tone urn, which can be charged for five minutes and played for 50 years." ”

Liu Mang endured the throbbing in his heart and gritted his teeth, "Just bring me the cheapest one." ”

Even if Liu Mang wanted the cheapest, the doctor still seriously introduced: "Oh, our cheapest is the four corners of the morgue, and the price is 600,000 beds." ”

Liu Mang thought that this was the end, but he saw the doctor, nurse and two stretcher bearers take off their clothes, revealing their racing suits.

"If you're willing to pay an extra $50,000, you can choose one of our retired racers to drive and let your loved ones experience real hearse drifting. ”

"That's enough!" Liu Mang roared in a deep voice, raising his right hand tremblingly and accused: "I want this nurse to drive." ”

"Ding, the host Tian is shameless, and the reward is 1000 shameless points. ”

The nurse smiled, "Okay, thank you for using, now we will send your relatives to the morgue, and then we will have a phone interview, remember to give a five-star review." ”

"I, can I go with me?" Liu Mang let out a long sigh and asked sadly.

The doctor shook his head and rejected Liu Mang's idea, "The morgue is full of dead people, and the hospital generally does not allow outsiders to enter casually." ”

"But I just want to spend a little more time with her, please help me! I don't want him to be alone in the morgue, she will be afraid!" Liu Mang couldn't hide his sadness, his tone was choked, and he almost laughed out loud with unbearable tears.

"Ding, the host Tian is shameless, and the reward is 1000 shameless points. ”

The doctor was moved by Liu Mang's true feelings, and said in a deep voice: "Okay, it's rare that you are so affectionate and righteous, but the morgue is full of dead people, I hope you won't be afraid." ”

"Thank you, thank you so much!" Liu Mang hugged the doctor excitedly, and thanked him again and again.

But isn't that too much fun?

on the ambulance.

Liu Mang, who was grief-stricken, washed his face with wine, drank a lot of wine, and ate meat, which made him heartbroken.

"Ding, the host Tian is shameless, and the reward is 1000 shameless points. ”

Seeing this, the doctor praised and said: "The little brother is really a man of temperament! Under the loss of relatives, he uses wine and meat to cover up the sadness in his heart. ”

"Those who know me, so do doctors!" Liu Mang said with emotion as if he had met a bosom friend.

Suddenly, the ambulance accelerated, spilling Liu Mang's beer on the ground, and the meat almost threw out of the window, so frightened that Liu Mang quickly put away his things and enjoyed the legendary hearse drift.

Judd Hospital.

"This gentleman, please go to the 2 windows and pay the fee, a total of 650,000 yuan, because the '58 coffin' and the 'corpse net' are merged, and now the opposite sex is allowed to share the coffin, if you agree to others to share the coffin with your relatives, you can only pay half of the fee. ”

"What do you think of my relatives? Do you still have a conscience?! Do you still have a sense of public morality?!" Liu Mang's face was hideous, and he accused: "Where did you sign this co-housing contract?"

"Ding, the host Tian is shameless, and the reward is 1000 shameless points. ”

I saw the doctor casually pull out a contract, "We just have a client here who also wants to share a house, you can sign this contract, and then go to window 8 to pay half of the amount, and then I will take you to the morgue." ”

Liu Mang signed the contract with tears in his eyes, paid the fee with a heartbreak, and then happily followed the doctor towards the morgue.

"If you're scared, come out, I'll go out first. "Because he couldn't stand the cold environment, after sending the body to the morgue, the doctor chose to slip away as soon as possible.

"Okay. Liu Mang replied and began to wander around the morgue.